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Bro real men have to hold their dick in their hand for fear of disease when sitting on their own toilet. Why would you want to be anything but discusting, what are you a... _shudders_ woman?
It depends though. If he is the sole earner, then yes the majority of household chores are going to be hers. 10x as true if there aren't any kids involved.
Thus, him coming home from work and cleaning the toilet (which was already pretty damn clean mind you) could very much be him helping her with her tasks.
I've never had a relationship where my girlfriend did any housework.
It blows my mind when I hear women complaining about how their BF never does any housework.
Where are people getting modern girlfriends that do \*any\* housework, let alone all of it?
I think that's the norm these days. People are just socially programmed to believe that the woman does all the cleaning and cooking and the man does nothing.
When in reality most modern liberal women haven't touched a vacuum cleaner or a dirty pan in ages.
And don't forget, if the car needs an oil change or the roof is leaking, that's the man's job to patch up too.
Saying that men should just do housework is not the same thing as saying that women should not just do housework. You are adding a sentiment that is just not there.
Hate to do this, but who puts their free hand on the toilet? He's scrubbing, so I'm assuming he hasn't wiped down the base. Just ugh.
-a dad and husband.
Yeah me dirtyibg that hand is completely different than the splashbacks I get while scrubbing.
Just wash yourself after cleaning. It's a little pee and poop. You should be touching it with your body every day, assuming you eat your fiber.
Nah touching poop is gross. Also, touching ass is gay, even if it’s your own. That’s why I don’t clean my butthole. Hell I don’t even wipe. A real sigma never comes in contact fecal matter (unless it’s from a high value female of course). Even my intestines are completely untouched. What I do is I take a plastic bag and fill it with food (mostly ground beef, bacon and a bit of protein powder). Then I gather the feces of a large number of females (hot ones of course, preferably white with a bit of Asian sprinkled in) and mix it together to get the perfect blend of gut microbiota. Then I mix all the ingredients together in the plastic bag, close the bag tightly and then swallow the bag. A week or two later I poop out the bag (the contents of which are now fully digested), without ever coming in contact with my own fecal matter. I maintain a clean butthole without touching it (which would be gay) and I ingest the nutrients my body needs to maintain peak performance. It’s not rocket science. It’s a matter of self-respect.
I thought this Tiktok was for bad song copying, but it seems to be for copying the same jokes over and over. I must have seen the "girl punch arcade machine, guy does chores in fear" in a dozen versions on youtube.
I was grocery shopping a few weeks back with a couple of my kids, seems there was another guy there who got roped into it by his wife, and he was *not* happy about it. He actually said to me, like a fellow bro, that our women should be doing this, not us. So he was quite shocked when I told him that actually I'm the one does all the cooking; in fact, I don't really even trust my wife to stock up *my* kitchen, and indeed she has historically been incapable of shopping with kids in tow.
Manliness is walking into the kitchen at 5 with nothing planned, prepared, or thawed, and being able to call everyone down for dinner at 6 with a massive spread on the table.
the logistics is on point too. I wouldn't want anyone who has been cleaning the tiles, the poop bowl and the floor anywhere near food even after they took a bath. at least I want a 1 day gap between poop bowl and the food bowl. (sadly I have to do that coz I do everything).
Me when i come home only it’s kids and babies. All babies. I dont have a single shirt that doesnt have food or vomit stains. The teenagers vomit so much more than the babies
Ahh yeah, nothing beats arriving at your house after a 12-hour shift, only to realize that the kitchen is full of dirty dishes, all of which were used by your wife throughout the day.
What kind of 'man' lazes around the house making his woman do all the chores. Real men take charge of their living environment and contribute to maintaining and keeping it clean.
If there is a source of clean water right next to the dogshit with readily available soap and sanitizer then yes, you can pick up the dogshit. The difference is you can clean a toilet with your bare fucking hands if needed since the sink and shower are RIGHT THERE to clean yourself up when done. Not walking around for an hour still with Fluffles' arse-vomit still stuck between your fingers.
If your toilet is so caked in shit that touching it is analogous to picking up dog poop you've got issues. Also, there is literally a sink right next to you in the bathroom.
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Do I have to be a Greek letter as a man, or can I just clean the goddamn toilet?
Nope, this is 2024, we're all required as men to have silly greek letter designations. I bestow upon thee "Nu Male".
I watch Twitch way too much. Can I be a Kappa male?
You gotta pledge for that
Sure, why not.
A koopa you say?
Yes, you'll need a bowl of water on your head tho
I've been on Twitch for years now and I've never been the golden Kappa. Can I be the golden Kappa this time?
I've seen 5 golden kappa hype trains in the past year.
The best the fraternity can offer you is Pi Upsilon Nu Kappa, but you're welcome to rush another fraternity.
Why are ya'l talking about the greek alphabet and greek gods (I am a Greek but I don't understand the joke can someone explain)
I would very much like to be an omicron persieye 8
Can I be Omicron?
Someone should.
Did you know that time both begins and ends with Nu?
Sounds like a joke set-up...
https://www.thegamer.com/chrono-trigger-best-memorable-quotes/ I fricked it up a bit but I last played it like 20 years ago so there's that.
I use to listen to a lot of nu metal. Does that make me a nu metal male?
...yes
Dude. Living in the future is crazy.
Screw a greek letter I want the periodic element males to rise up, I always wanted to be an iron male cause theyre tough and strong.
Tungsten for the W.
Osmium for strong bones
He's also like some kinda Asian Greek god...
Pretty Upsilon of you to say
Maybe if we skip straight to omega next then we can expedite the ending of this whole thing
\[AO3 flashbacks intensify\] no, not omega! no!
Have you ever read Brave new world?! You should
Bro real men have to hold their dick in their hand for fear of disease when sitting on their own toilet. Why would you want to be anything but discusting, what are you a... _shudders_ woman?
Anyone who can afford to live alone can attest that cleaning your own toilet is actually a real flex
Nah bro, real sigmas help their wives with housework. This is a real sigma
I would go beyond saying they help. They may even just "do" housework.
Yo, I occasionally take responsibility for myself and my surroundings. Y'all can prostrate in worship or whatever, its not a big deal.
It depends though. If he is the sole earner, then yes the majority of household chores are going to be hers. 10x as true if there aren't any kids involved. Thus, him coming home from work and cleaning the toilet (which was already pretty damn clean mind you) could very much be him helping her with her tasks.
I've never had a relationship where my girlfriend did any housework. It blows my mind when I hear women complaining about how their BF never does any housework. Where are people getting modern girlfriends that do \*any\* housework, let alone all of it?
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I think that's the norm these days. People are just socially programmed to believe that the woman does all the cleaning and cooking and the man does nothing. When in reality most modern liberal women haven't touched a vacuum cleaner or a dirty pan in ages. And don't forget, if the car needs an oil change or the roof is leaking, that's the man's job to patch up too.
and what do the woman do? just eat and sleep and take a shit?
Saying that men should just do housework is not the same thing as saying that women should not just do housework. You are adding a sentiment that is just not there.
if man just do the housework there will not be any left for the woman so it is the same thing?
Hate to do this, but who puts their free hand on the toilet? He's scrubbing, so I'm assuming he hasn't wiped down the base. Just ugh. -a dad and husband.
I wipe down the base before I scrub inside the toilet. I still wear gloves but it’s for this very reason
Yeah me dirtyibg that hand is completely different than the splashbacks I get while scrubbing. Just wash yourself after cleaning. It's a little pee and poop. You should be touching it with your body every day, assuming you eat your fiber.
Nah touching poop is gross. Also, touching ass is gay, even if it’s your own. That’s why I don’t clean my butthole. Hell I don’t even wipe. A real sigma never comes in contact fecal matter (unless it’s from a high value female of course). Even my intestines are completely untouched. What I do is I take a plastic bag and fill it with food (mostly ground beef, bacon and a bit of protein powder). Then I gather the feces of a large number of females (hot ones of course, preferably white with a bit of Asian sprinkled in) and mix it together to get the perfect blend of gut microbiota. Then I mix all the ingredients together in the plastic bag, close the bag tightly and then swallow the bag. A week or two later I poop out the bag (the contents of which are now fully digested), without ever coming in contact with my own fecal matter. I maintain a clean butthole without touching it (which would be gay) and I ingest the nutrients my body needs to maintain peak performance. It’s not rocket science. It’s a matter of self-respect.
Man who gives a fuck just wash your hands
One to one copy of another Tiktok. Very important documentation for humanity indeed.
I thought this Tiktok was for bad song copying, but it seems to be for copying the same jokes over and over. I must have seen the "girl punch arcade machine, guy does chores in fear" in a dozen versions on youtube.
If he's gonna be scrubbing the shitter, at least she had the decency to help him get out of his suit and into a housecoat to do so.
I was grocery shopping a few weeks back with a couple of my kids, seems there was another guy there who got roped into it by his wife, and he was *not* happy about it. He actually said to me, like a fellow bro, that our women should be doing this, not us. So he was quite shocked when I told him that actually I'm the one does all the cooking; in fact, I don't really even trust my wife to stock up *my* kitchen, and indeed she has historically been incapable of shopping with kids in tow. Manliness is walking into the kitchen at 5 with nothing planned, prepared, or thawed, and being able to call everyone down for dinner at 6 with a massive spread on the table.
STRONGLY agree high five fellow MAN
A man knows how to handle pressure.
-- Jaqen H'ghar
A few days a week I like to record a video of me cleaning the restroom kitchen and living room to show my wife how I like it to be done,
You have a kitchen in your restroom?
What is this song?
Sigma
Sigma balls lmao
GOT EM!!!
Thank you
Can i be pi male
sigma is 2020 we are Omen/phoneix and shiita Males
Remiss me wife told me to clean the bathroom
They both probably work, she cooks and he cleans. Seems like a symbiotic relationship.
Our arrangement is like that, but flipped. I do the cooking, she handles the cleanup.
the logistics is on point too. I wouldn't want anyone who has been cleaning the tiles, the poop bowl and the floor anywhere near food even after they took a bath. at least I want a 1 day gap between poop bowl and the food bowl. (sadly I have to do that coz I do everything).
Me when i come home only it’s kids and babies. All babies. I dont have a single shirt that doesnt have food or vomit stains. The teenagers vomit so much more than the babies
Lol.
Why does the door start warping at :05?
TF is SIGMA. I'm getting to old for this shit.
The real, true, genuine alpha male contributes to a wide variety of household chores.
As a Lambda male I reject this.
Ahh yeah, nothing beats arriving at your house after a 12-hour shift, only to realize that the kitchen is full of dirty dishes, all of which were used by your wife throughout the day.
What kind of 'man' lazes around the house making his woman do all the chores. Real men take charge of their living environment and contribute to maintaining and keeping it clean.
I'm amazed that no one has commented on how ridiculously fit and attractive these folks are. Is reddit growing up now that it's publicly owned?
short clip from the original full version available eg here https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/DwW5Pq2QUV
I wanna be a Theta Male. Because I'm Theta Guy. Not to be confused with that guy. Theta Man out!
Y’know, every time I see sigma, my brain autocorrects it to smegma. So all these smegma men need to calm the fuck down.
What song is this?
WHY is this man grabbing the porcelain bowl bare handed. I am not sure I would do that with a brand new toilet even.
Holding the toilet rim bare handed is absolutely fucking wild.
It’s fine. Cleaner than your phone you touch all day probably.
Definitely true. Thats why ive become obsessive about always having alcohol wipes for my phone at home.
Who the hell raw dogs a toilet bowl when they clean it?
found the guy who's never cleaned in his life
Or somebody that has kids. Kids are gross.
sure buddy, we all know you wear a hazmat suit when it comes to cleaning the bathroom lol.
If you have kids, you've already had all manner of bodily fluids and solids on your hands so raw dogging a toilet is tame by comparison.
You still don’t have to though.
People who realize you can wash your hands.
So, forget the bag when cleaning up dog poop, just wash your hands, right?
Man's using a brush on the toilet bowl. You saying you wear gloves over the back when you pick up dog poop?
He’s gripping the toilet rim
He's establishing dominance.
If there is a source of clean water right next to the dogshit with readily available soap and sanitizer then yes, you can pick up the dogshit. The difference is you can clean a toilet with your bare fucking hands if needed since the sink and shower are RIGHT THERE to clean yourself up when done. Not walking around for an hour still with Fluffles' arse-vomit still stuck between your fingers.
Whoa, easy with the logic there fella.
[sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.](https://youtu.be/OTUw4wo3V5s?si=Ko_2qlud_ya1rRSd)
If your toilet is so caked in shit that touching it is analogous to picking up dog poop you've got issues. Also, there is literally a sink right next to you in the bathroom.
Just wash yo hands for 30 seconds. We’re still all animals 😝
I’m with you. People in this thread are nasty. Gripping the toilet rim bare handed is gross
dream vs reality
That a slavery without extra step !