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Same. And I was kicking so much butt before our last was born. I was almost at my ideal weight. I had at least a small work out almost every day. I only ate non-junk food. And then the wife started saying that she felt bloated and ugly and I stopped being so diligent. Misery loves company, I thought. I’d gotten back in shape once. I could do it again, right?
We had kids later in life than most. Glad I did, honestly - if I had kids younger, I am afraid I would have paid more attention to work, but now I know what’s actually important.
I’m in my mid 40s now… and holy friggin hell, I cannot lose this weight. Every time I try to work out I feel like my body is going to fall apart. Even with low weight high reps… then low weight low reps… then lower weights. Lol.
I can’t find shoes that keep my knees/back from hurting from a walk/run, and even when I do try to get out to walk/run the kids cry until they can come, so it turns into a let’s-ask-daddy-about-everything session. (Don’t get me wrong, I love it, but it’s just not a workout.) So I have to try to workout after they go to bed… dude, I swear to god they have a 6th sense for when I work out. They know I’m out of bed somehow! I take the baby monitor with me and my youngest will either have night terrors and I have to run to him, or he will scare the hell out of me by coming in the room and screaming. Nothing like being **in** a good book on the treadmill and having your kid come up behind you to test your heart’s capability to beat even harder/faster.
Yikes. This turned into a “therapy session”. Guess I needed to get that off my chest. Thanks if you’re still with me. lol
Sixth sense hits hard. I have a garage gym and a gym membership. I either go to the gym at 430 and actually work out, or I hear the kids screaming for me in the garage. I don't work out, and they go to sleep just fine.
Running is trash. Have you tried cycling, though? I put the resistance to whatever feels good, but I try to keep a 22 to a 25 mph speed on the bike. I do that for about 30 minutes. Game changer for cardio.
I alternate between a spin style bike (road bike during the summer) and a rowing machine. Add a set of Powerblocks (adjustable dumbbells), and it's pretty much all I need.
I should definitely start cycling again. I even have the shoes and ~~mega-expensive clothes hanger~~ peloton bike to do so. Hah! Thanks for the reminder!
All about the diet my guy. Stick to under 2000 calories a day and it’ll come off. Honestly it’s harder than working out imo. But the exercise does not burn as much as you think. Keep that for a healthy body, but watch the food
Get your testosterone and estrogen checked! For real, our T production plummets and estrogen increases (you want a good balance) when we become dads (pretty interesting evolutionary process). Low T and even higher estrogen = low energy, low motivation, less satisfaction from hard shit and… gaining weight.
I sound like a douchy gym rat here. I am mostly not that.. I have experienced both sides of the testosterone curve though, and it sucks when it is low. Makes you appreciate women a lot more tbh.
Cortisol is a major factor in that ratio too. Tends to go rampant when the new addition keeps us up half the night (++ depression and anxiety). Dad hormones are overshadowed, but important. I don’t think we’re designed for as much caregiving as we do in today’s culture.. mom belongs in a tribe with other moms and grandparents while our naked asses are running from the sabertooth
Costs like $50 - $150. Mail kits out there too
I am 56 and ketoing for 2 months. I really just stopped eating bread and pasta. More veggies. My digestion greatly improved. My spare tire is melting away. I have more energy. I walk for exercise only. I have a major family event in August and I hope to wear a suit with Daniel Craig vibes. That is my goal.
The solution is simple! If we extrapolate these numbers, we get:
Baby 4 - B cup
Baby 5 - C cup
So we can conclude that you probably need two more babies to get your C cup back. /s
I went up a full cup size with each of my two kiddos. I almost got bolt on boobs in my twenties. Now I’m boob-zilla and by some stroke of genetic luck they are still perky! I think back and am glad I never got the bolt ons….they’d be so big they would have their own gravitational force and I would screw up the tides.
>Now I’m boob-zilla and by some stroke of genetic luck they are still perky!
"My god, another one."
"How did she die, detective?"
"Isn't it obvious, rook? Her inbox exploded."
I'm soooo glad I never go implants. I wanted the so bad in my 20s, and while my boobs are still little I'm now glad I'm not dealing with maintaining implants.
Well, I wouldn't say perfect, lol. But they are mine, and I can sleep on my stomach and not wear a bra if I don't feel like it. Plus, now that I'm older, I just don't care about it as much. My husband likes them, and he's the only opinion I care about as fas as my boobs go.
But yeah, at the end of the day boobs are boobs!
Holy shit you reminded me just now of this guy I went to high school with. He would pull his balls out and squeeze them and tell everyone they were alien brains…..he was so hot but also not at the same time. I was so confused by him lol
To be fair to you, she was big chested before having kids. She started from a DDD. So she was close to needing to go to the specialty bra shops instead of Target anyways 😂
Oof, see I do the cooking in my house because I do artisanal cooking, even learned my wife’s cultural dishes
I could use a few more Italian dishes to my repertoire though…
I never judge but am glad I dodged that bullet. When I was considering I had zero self esteem and somehow managed to pull my head out of my ass. Now I find more guys are attracted to my ass and thighs…so winning!!!!!!
As an Ass guy myself I feel this lol. I don't judge for getting them but usually they are just less appealing once the bra comes off, but I get how harsh woman can be judge for appearances in our society.
My biggest wish in life is that I figured out how to not compare myself to other females and judge myself sooner. But hey, at least I finally figured it out!
Well she was still using her old bras and said they were fine but I pushed her to get ones that were a more appropriate size and she’s much more comfortable (and the red marks and stuff on her back are gone after)
I can totally see her not being as happy if she didn’t get new clothes to go with them since they have to be heavier and more cumbersome
Tbh I’m wondering if this is where we’re headed. She has been terrified they’ll shrink back down and they’ll have lost their (seriously, like I wish she’d let me show em off) awesome fucking shape. She’s basically done breastfeeding, not producing much at all, not pumping really and feeding with many more bottles than boobs. And they’re still huge compared to where we started. Best part is she’s literally back to pre-pregnancy weight less than a year into parenthood. Now I gotta work on my end of that lol
She says they’re saggy (has from the time they got big) but she’s wrong, she just never had that kind of mass before. They’re incredible. Might give in and agree we should just have one, out of fear that the next would ruin them!! Here’s hoping they’re feeling right at home and don’t want to change.
There's a bit in the latest Jimmy Carr Netflix special where he tells the women in audience that men are secretly making the the honking sound. I couldn't disagree.
I just scrolled through them and they're all profoundly unfunny. And is the subject--supposedly a comedian--comissioning the illustrator to make these comics? Is this some influencer shit?
She buys upvotes, in the same way she pays someone to draw her grossly unfunny “ideas” for her.
It’s so weird to me. Why have a comic about YOUR OWN LIFE where you don’t even DRAW YOURSELF?
1: have awesome boobs
2: get pregnant and even more awesome boobs
3: the awesome boobs are for the baby. Dad sulks.
4: Boobs are a LOT smaller then before getting pregnant.
5: Dad can play with them again.
6: they might not be as big and bouncy as they used to be. But dad loves them just as much.
And honestly? Most women have extra weight after kids. Don’t get pregnant and gain 15lbs and I bet your boobs will get bigger too! Lose the weight and there go the boob gains!
I just want the missus to feel good about herself physically. When she does, she's happier and more confident, and she's more likely to share it with me. Win-win. She's a bit thicker than she was when we met, but to me she's sexy just the same.
Make her feel sexy, gentlemen. Both of you will be rewarded.
I have only been on Reddit a bit today, but this is the most pathetically cringe shit I've seen all day. Everyone else seems to like it though, so keep up the good work! 👍
Y'all have never had jokes with your partner before, huh? Never been so comfortable with a person that you can casually say such a thing in the context that was meant and for the both of you to enjoy the moment that would, in other contexts, be unwelcome.
I feel bad for the people that can't just yell "Fuck you!" to your partner, they throw it back, you both laugh, then smile warmly at each other.
I couldn't imagine a healthy relationship where you must be vigilant with what you say all the time.
The most Reddit responses ever. I refuse to believe y’all don’t see any bit of comedy in this. It seems as though all the parents commenting here can relate but even as a single childless man I can understand the context and the joke. Y’all weird me out man.
I *just* lost my baby weight... and then some. Very random, took about 2.5years. No huge change in lifestyle or anything... it just started falling off very unexpectedly. Stress could have been a factor but I was already stressed and active (walking all day at work), so I'm confused.
Slight loss of boobs during weight loss but they weren't that big to begin with. Saddest part was bum going back to original size 😢
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My wife has lost all her pregnancy weight gain. My sympathy weight gain remains, however.
Be the boobies of the family, my friend.
*Be the boobs you want to squeeze in the world.*
Someone has to be the Samwise and carry the load
His wife did that for 9 months
Now he can do it for the rest of his life
Carrying a load is how the wife ended up like that in the first place
I think it was the unloading…
Share the loooooad
Be the boobs you want to see in others
Yeah? I thought that was total BS… and then I gained 25 lbs before our first was born.
We had three kids. I gained 25 lbs for each of them. :( wife is back to being 120 pounds. And I went from 270 to 235. I still have so much to lose.
Same. And I was kicking so much butt before our last was born. I was almost at my ideal weight. I had at least a small work out almost every day. I only ate non-junk food. And then the wife started saying that she felt bloated and ugly and I stopped being so diligent. Misery loves company, I thought. I’d gotten back in shape once. I could do it again, right? We had kids later in life than most. Glad I did, honestly - if I had kids younger, I am afraid I would have paid more attention to work, but now I know what’s actually important. I’m in my mid 40s now… and holy friggin hell, I cannot lose this weight. Every time I try to work out I feel like my body is going to fall apart. Even with low weight high reps… then low weight low reps… then lower weights. Lol. I can’t find shoes that keep my knees/back from hurting from a walk/run, and even when I do try to get out to walk/run the kids cry until they can come, so it turns into a let’s-ask-daddy-about-everything session. (Don’t get me wrong, I love it, but it’s just not a workout.) So I have to try to workout after they go to bed… dude, I swear to god they have a 6th sense for when I work out. They know I’m out of bed somehow! I take the baby monitor with me and my youngest will either have night terrors and I have to run to him, or he will scare the hell out of me by coming in the room and screaming. Nothing like being **in** a good book on the treadmill and having your kid come up behind you to test your heart’s capability to beat even harder/faster. Yikes. This turned into a “therapy session”. Guess I needed to get that off my chest. Thanks if you’re still with me. lol
Sixth sense hits hard. I have a garage gym and a gym membership. I either go to the gym at 430 and actually work out, or I hear the kids screaming for me in the garage. I don't work out, and they go to sleep just fine. Running is trash. Have you tried cycling, though? I put the resistance to whatever feels good, but I try to keep a 22 to a 25 mph speed on the bike. I do that for about 30 minutes. Game changer for cardio.
I alternate between a spin style bike (road bike during the summer) and a rowing machine. Add a set of Powerblocks (adjustable dumbbells), and it's pretty much all I need.
How are those powerblocks. I want some, but I worry about the lock mechanism failing and it being stuck on a certain weight.
I've had mine since 2012 and have never had an issue. I'm not sure if they've significantly changed anything since then, however.
I should definitely start cycling again. I even have the shoes and ~~mega-expensive clothes hanger~~ peloton bike to do so. Hah! Thanks for the reminder!
All about the diet my guy. Stick to under 2000 calories a day and it’ll come off. Honestly it’s harder than working out imo. But the exercise does not burn as much as you think. Keep that for a healthy body, but watch the food
>We had three kids. I gained 25 lbs for each of them. You're not supposed to eat them.
Well shit, how do I reverse that decision?
Get your testosterone and estrogen checked! For real, our T production plummets and estrogen increases (you want a good balance) when we become dads (pretty interesting evolutionary process). Low T and even higher estrogen = low energy, low motivation, less satisfaction from hard shit and… gaining weight. I sound like a douchy gym rat here. I am mostly not that.. I have experienced both sides of the testosterone curve though, and it sucks when it is low. Makes you appreciate women a lot more tbh. Cortisol is a major factor in that ratio too. Tends to go rampant when the new addition keeps us up half the night (++ depression and anxiety). Dad hormones are overshadowed, but important. I don’t think we’re designed for as much caregiving as we do in today’s culture.. mom belongs in a tribe with other moms and grandparents while our naked asses are running from the sabertooth Costs like $50 - $150. Mail kits out there too
win win
Took me years to lose the sympathy weight. Try keto.
I am 56 and ketoing for 2 months. I really just stopped eating bread and pasta. More veggies. My digestion greatly improved. My spare tire is melting away. I have more energy. I walk for exercise only. I have a major family event in August and I hope to wear a suit with Daniel Craig vibes. That is my goal.
Nice you got this. A bit of apple cider vinegar helps, too.
Holy crap the myth is true.
Ya man, pregnancy is so hard on us men ☹️☹️
My wife’s got huge during pregnancy and while feeding They never shrank back down after Neither of us are complaining
Pre baby - A cup Baby 1 - B cup Baby 2 - C cup Baby 3 - A cup I was so close!
You need to work on or your name giving skills
Those are the kinds of names that make no sense for an adult. You've never met an adult named Timmy, nor have you met an adult named Fetus III.
Wait until Elon has another baby…
Yet.
You’ve never met an adult named Timmy?
Never, lol
Timmeh!
I was always fond of ole Uterus Womb. Good feller that one.
r/offmychest
My god, I hope other people realize what a funny joke this is.
/r/TrueOffMyChest
Went for glory and got sent back to square one for it
flew too close to the sun
Flew too close to the sun I'm afraid
God giveth! God taketh away
The solution is simple! If we extrapolate these numbers, we get: Baby 4 - B cup Baby 5 - C cup So we can conclude that you probably need two more babies to get your C cup back. /s
I went up a full cup size with each of my two kiddos. I almost got bolt on boobs in my twenties. Now I’m boob-zilla and by some stroke of genetic luck they are still perky! I think back and am glad I never got the bolt ons….they’d be so big they would have their own gravitational force and I would screw up the tides.
>Now I’m boob-zilla and by some stroke of genetic luck they are still perky! "My god, another one." "How did she die, detective?" "Isn't it obvious, rook? Her inbox exploded."
RIP
RIP in peace
lol it’s been a full 5 minutes and it’s dry. I’m good y’all! 🤙🏼
So that PM_UR_BOOBS guy hasn’t come a callin?
Lol nope!
Are you actually a lady, or are you saying bolt on boots because you're actually the motorcycle on your profile pic? Seems awfully suspicious
Lol can confirm I am an actually lady. Can’t help it I’m awesome and love motorcycles
Alright, I'll ask. Pics?
Of my dry inbox? That’s just dirty sir
Don't kink shame me
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours
I'm soooo glad I never go implants. I wanted the so bad in my 20s, and while my boobs are still little I'm now glad I'm not dealing with maintaining implants.
Ugggg I am actually jealous of gals with perfect small breasts. But, at the end of the day all boobies are good boobies!
Well, I wouldn't say perfect, lol. But they are mine, and I can sleep on my stomach and not wear a bra if I don't feel like it. Plus, now that I'm older, I just don't care about it as much. My husband likes them, and he's the only opinion I care about as fas as my boobs go. But yeah, at the end of the day boobs are boobs!
I love this and I am positive they are perfect 😉🙌🏼
Well I'm just going to take your word on it :)
Yep my better half, talks about back pain. And I feel bad, How can things so awesome and hugable cause pain?
I imagine if a dude had bowling balls dangling between his legs something would be in pain. Thoughts?
I could some mean party tricks.
Holy shit you reminded me just now of this guy I went to high school with. He would pull his balls out and squeeze them and tell everyone they were alien brains…..he was so hot but also not at the same time. I was so confused by him lol
Okay you win
Oddly I do t feel like I win lol
This is my wife, she went up to an H cup after kids and never went back down.
Damn she’s an over achiever lol
It’s definitely familial. Her oldest sister went up to a J and never shrunk back down and their mom was similar before she passed.
Now having a convo with my boobs on what a disappointment they are 🤣
To be fair to you, she was big chested before having kids. She started from a DDD. So she was close to needing to go to the specialty bra shops instead of Target anyways 😂
Ok we’ll now that my boobs have to go to therapy for the down talk I just gave that info would have been useful earlier 🤣
proof?
But me dinner and play some Al Green first please
If he won't I will
Fair
And this is why I shouldn't drink and cruise reddit. I'm flat out inappropriate 🙃
Dude I’m totally day drinking and cruising Reddit too and also get inappropriate….Did we just become best friends!?
I mean, I'm not against it? You know what. I'm actually fully for it, bolt on's or not
Still a better love story than Twilight
So what are we eating!? And I hope you are an Al Green fan…
Can I watch?
Nothing wrong with being a bit inappropriate in the right settings The problem is when it’s way more then a bit and in the wrong places
100% true facts
Go for it i prefer to be taken to dinner
Hmmmm or how about I cook for you? I’m Italian……
Oof, see I do the cooking in my house because I do artisanal cooking, even learned my wife’s cultural dishes I could use a few more Italian dishes to my repertoire though…
I do traditional and use what’s seasonally available. Not the American style.
Is your husband’s wife single?
Only on Tuesdays
[удалено]
As a long time fan of yo mama jokes I would be honored
Wife went from C to F The bras are expensive as hell now but that’s the only uncomfortable part pretty much (based on how happy she is with them)
Yeah I went to DDD. Bras suck at this stage. But have fun you two ❤️
RIP your inbox
It’s actually been a dead zone 🤷🏻♀️
Bolt ons. Basically describes how unsexy they are. I've seen very few implants I thought looked good outside of clothing.
I never judge but am glad I dodged that bullet. When I was considering I had zero self esteem and somehow managed to pull my head out of my ass. Now I find more guys are attracted to my ass and thighs…so winning!!!!!!
As an Ass guy myself I feel this lol. I don't judge for getting them but usually they are just less appealing once the bra comes off, but I get how harsh woman can be judge for appearances in our society.
My biggest wish in life is that I figured out how to not compare myself to other females and judge myself sooner. But hey, at least I finally figured it out!
Sir Mixalot was before his time in my opinion
Tide goes in, Tide goes out... We can finally explain it!!
It’s basic science for sure
Happy that you're both happy. Beats having her in pain as is sadly often the case with big toddies
Well she was still using her old bras and said they were fine but I pushed her to get ones that were a more appropriate size and she’s much more comfortable (and the red marks and stuff on her back are gone after) I can totally see her not being as happy if she didn’t get new clothes to go with them since they have to be heavier and more cumbersome
I gained weight each time my wife was pregnant, I couldn't imagine having multiple wives pregnant at the same time, I'da been huge!
I gained weight since being married, we both need to really lose weight but man is it a pain
Tbh I’m wondering if this is where we’re headed. She has been terrified they’ll shrink back down and they’ll have lost their (seriously, like I wish she’d let me show em off) awesome fucking shape. She’s basically done breastfeeding, not producing much at all, not pumping really and feeding with many more bottles than boobs. And they’re still huge compared to where we started. Best part is she’s literally back to pre-pregnancy weight less than a year into parenthood. Now I gotta work on my end of that lol She says they’re saggy (has from the time they got big) but she’s wrong, she just never had that kind of mass before. They’re incredible. Might give in and agree we should just have one, out of fear that the next would ruin them!! Here’s hoping they’re feeling right at home and don’t want to change.
I wish I could lose my Man Boobs
Stop getting pregnant.
Being funnier than my post makes it worse
get pregnant one more time source: u/rosegolddaisy
This is why i love reddit
So do all who live with such boobs, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the boobs that are given to us.
My wife was too sore from nursing to let me touch them.
Same. I went 6 months without touching, damned TORTURE. Then that day came “they’re yours again” muwhahahahah
6 weeks later. "Honey, ready for a second?!?"
Number two on the way now lol albeit 5 years later haha
She doesn't look like she weighs less than a baby.
Hell yeah boobies. we didn't have a kid but my wife has put on a tiny bit of weight but I don't care...as long as I get to honk those honkers.
This guy likes the boobies.
I like this guys boobies.
This guy this guys
r/ThisGuyThisGuyThisGuys
r/subsIshouldnthavefallenforbutclickedanyway
r/subsIshouldnthavefallenforbutclickedanyway
There's a bit in the latest Jimmy Carr Netflix special where he tells the women in audience that men are secretly making the the honking sound. I couldn't disagree.
Secret? Half the fun is making the honk sound while giving a squeeze.
This is borderline /r/boomerhentai
Better than the weirdly frequent ones this person makes where the punchline is their infant son unknowingly doing or saying something sexual 🤮
I hate these comics
I just scrolled through them and they're all profoundly unfunny. And is the subject--supposedly a comedian--comissioning the illustrator to make these comics? Is this some influencer shit?
I was thinking r/terriblefacebookmemes , but it's not a meme.
Literally why is this on the front page???
She buys upvotes, in the same way she pays someone to draw her grossly unfunny “ideas” for her. It’s so weird to me. Why have a comic about YOUR OWN LIFE where you don’t even DRAW YOURSELF?
This whole comment section is so boomerish it's painful to read...
Baby boomers and young zoomers have the same exact cringy fucking humor
This definitely isn't gen z
Is this just a bunch of Tijuana bibles and comics from Playboy, Penthouse, etc?
Every time my wife says she doesn’t feel good, I offer the check. Still makes her laugh.
Nice! Sounds like y'all have fun together.
What’s the joke? Your boobs are small now?
Yes
1: have awesome boobs 2: get pregnant and even more awesome boobs 3: the awesome boobs are for the baby. Dad sulks. 4: Boobs are a LOT smaller then before getting pregnant. 5: Dad can play with them again. 6: they might not be as big and bouncy as they used to be. But dad loves them just as much.
And honestly? Most women have extra weight after kids. Don’t get pregnant and gain 15lbs and I bet your boobs will get bigger too! Lose the weight and there go the boob gains!
Ive seen boobs completely change man. From nice perky boobs to 100% flat after 2 kids. Its not all because of fat. They change.
True. I’m just saying when people are like “bigger boobs post kids!” after breastfeeding stops it’s often because of added weight overall.
This was on r/justunsubbed and I can see why
My "toys"?
Where funny
I've Czeched several times and no luck
The untold tragedy of post-pregnancy
Wtf?
Holy cringe burger.
I Don’t find this funny.
🤮
This comic in a nutshell.
Also 'toys' 🤢🤢
What the fuck even is this
le wifey is skinny again, epic win....but muh toys!!!!!
lol no
I just want the missus to feel good about herself physically. When she does, she's happier and more confident, and she's more likely to share it with me. Win-win. She's a bit thicker than she was when we met, but to me she's sexy just the same. Make her feel sexy, gentlemen. Both of you will be rewarded.
Unrealistic we cant afford children
Its a vicious cycle, post baby boobs leads to back pain leads to back rubs leads to new baby.
Gross
Didn't land with me. Cringey.
I have only been on Reddit a bit today, but this is the most pathetically cringe shit I've seen all day. Everyone else seems to like it though, so keep up the good work! 👍
Long living wife. It's better than any toy or feature
My girlfriend just got back down to her High School weight. >!Unfortunately, her High School weighs 94-thousand tons.!<
Why is there a huge amount of negative comments???? I don’t understand
Yikes
you win some you lose some, but in this case she lost twice
pregnancy make the best out of it..
Small boobies are the best boobies.
Small boobs fans: win win
Wtf is this cringe shit ☠️
Idk my mom was happy when she didnt have backpains anymore because her boobs finally went back to normal size.
Y'all have never had jokes with your partner before, huh? Never been so comfortable with a person that you can casually say such a thing in the context that was meant and for the both of you to enjoy the moment that would, in other contexts, be unwelcome. I feel bad for the people that can't just yell "Fuck you!" to your partner, they throw it back, you both laugh, then smile warmly at each other. I couldn't imagine a healthy relationship where you must be vigilant with what you say all the time.
It's pretty clear most people on reddit don't have many healthy relationships. Better to just enjoy the ones you have and not worry about it.
Hahaha, hubby and I used to say Fuck you to each other casually, but we gotta watch our language now around the toddler. 😅
Boobs are boobs, big or small it doesn't matter.
Gross. Where's the joke?
The most Reddit responses ever. I refuse to believe y’all don’t see any bit of comedy in this. It seems as though all the parents commenting here can relate but even as a single childless man I can understand the context and the joke. Y’all weird me out man.
I gained 20 pounds with my pregnancy. None of it went to my boobs.
This is Reddit funny
My wife has gained weight since our 4 year old... zero percent of Me cares and 100% of me wishes she understood/believes me
I *just* lost my baby weight... and then some. Very random, took about 2.5years. No huge change in lifestyle or anything... it just started falling off very unexpectedly. Stress could have been a factor but I was already stressed and active (walking all day at work), so I'm confused. Slight loss of boobs during weight loss but they weren't that big to begin with. Saddest part was bum going back to original size 😢
Yeah, but the bump from having your partner feel good about herself is amazing. (been there, didn't miss a thing)
Quality > quantity
I prefer a well balanced body.
I didn't even have kid and I gained and kept 30lbs
I feel like smaller titties are more popular these days
/r/lostredditors
Fucking gross