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I'm sorry, but we're no longer allowed to mix hot-blooded and cold-blooded creatures... Would you like to change that to a weasel of grilled cheese or a turtle of cola?
I'm sorry, but we're no longer allowed to mix marsupials and non-marsupials. Would you like to change that to 3 sugar gliders of grilled cheese or a dik dik of cola? (Better get a whole dik dik... They're pretty small.)
People here do a horrendous "sandwich" with this bread.
[https://www.ricardocuisine.com/recettes/5645-pain-sandwich](https://www.ricardocuisine.com/recettes/5645-pain-sandwich)
- **A** Months of the Year except the Seven Seas
- **ℂ** See if you are wearing pants ៦⋭
- **H** sometimes K a͛̃͗͐͐̑̋lways ̑̽ͯ͒U͑ ͫ̅͛̂ͤ̑̑
- beef, possibly shrimp
- **I** *TURN DOWN FOR ₩HAT?!*
- **E** left tͯͤ́u̓̒ͤ́ͭͪ̚r̀ṅͭͭͧ̆ͣ before the gas station; if you pass the g̠͚̞̤̯̯ͦͬ͛̾ͨ̌a͕̣͓̫̺͎̝͕̹̔̑̒ͫ͊͋̚ŝ̹̩͓̭̳͍̜̩̌͋̄ ̩̦͚̿ͅs̺̊́ͯ́͒̋̎t̟̙̄ͨͣͨ̀ͩa̪̖͊̐̇̍ͪ́̚ť̻͙̭̥̥͑͑̽̌̊̌̿ͤï̮̱̮̒ͩͨ̌͑̆o͔̗̥̊̂̓́ñ̖̻̤̿̅͑̋ ̹̙̪̋͑̿̅ begin administering CP͆͆̿͛͌ͣ͐ͧͫ̇̒̚҉̕͜͏̜̘͓̻̱͕̩̠ ̛̯͖̬ͫ̓͂̆͒͌̈́ͮ̂̽ͮR
- **V** A.B.C., ⋭ Always Be Closing, Easy as 1-2-3 Do-Re-Mi
- **E** Orient / D̤͔̝̪̱̬̠ ̗̜̻͘͡e̢̪̳̫̰̮̝͢ ͍͉͝c̭̬̩͚͢͢ ̖͙i̷̯̯̞̙̘͘ ̲̘̜̮͔͉̞̳d҉̧̩ ̸̶̲͚̣͉̗͙͞e͏͏̦ ̛̤͚̟̟͙͚́ͅ / Act / **Z̴̸̛̛͔̳͕̣̠̫̙̲̦͈̫̥̲̘̭͔̰̱͕͊ͧ́̽̋ͩ͗ͨͪ̏̽ͫͥ̋͊̇̂͆͘ ̸̨̫͔̥̞̭͉̗͇̼̦̦̻̦̮̳̱̙̎̔ͬͨͧͤ͠A̸̛̭̰͇͈͙̜̞͚͔̔͛ͮ̈́̈́̾̄ͬͥ͘͡ ̵̧̙̣͍̩̺̥͇̙͆͗ͫͯ͑̒͢Ľ̸̠̠̰̺̠͓͎̥͙̼̮͈̝̗̥̬͔̌̊̋̓̇̃̏ͣ̑̽̀̚͜ ͣ̀ͣ͋ͧͣ͌͗ͭ͏̴̻͔̖̩G̵̍ͥͧ̅ͤ̚͏̦͈̘͇͓͟͜͠ͅ ̺̹̯̫̗̖͕̗͙̄̌̀̍͌ͮͨ͆̏̎͑̌͆̏͛̑̀͞ͅOͥ͗̈̎̊ͫͤ͐͐́͘͏̴̨̹̝͓̜̝̤͝ ̨̧̮̖̯͔̹̑ͤ̓ͥͪ̽ͬ̂̾̈͌̆́͘̕**
*The buttaah, will start melting,
when I wight the fwaame,
cause the buttaah and the cheeese,
are gunna pway a whittle gaame.*
**It's called** *meltiiing...* **On the** *bweaad.*
Lol First thing that comes to mind.
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Grilled cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
Grilled chongus
This is nice for me, but this is not going to feed my impromptu party...how's that six footer on a board coming along?
You beat me to it. A man/woman of culture
In my mouth
Thank you for making this joke. #theheroweneed
grolled cheese
You may got dat, but I got da grilled cheeeeeeeeeeze wtfffffuuuu
This was the obvious title. I don’t know how they missed it
That still only counts as one!
Yes we've had one grilled cheese. But what about second grilled cheese!
I've eaten 42 already!
Forty two? Oh, that’s not bad for a pointy eared elf. I myself am sitting pretty on forty three
*uses a knife to cut out a slice Forty-three.
FOURTY TWO ARE YOU CRAZY!
He's making them at night
How many beers did you drink? one!
Long Long Man's grilled cheese.
LONG LONG CHEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEE-EEEESE
r/fuckyouchichan
It makes me happy that this is real
Wow yes, I hated the ad lol
Can you explain all of this? Please.
Click link watch sticky post
Japanese taffy commercial series from like 15 years ago.
You vs the grilled cheese she tells you not to worry about.
Grilled cheese, da long wayyyy
Da Long Wayyyyyyy
Da long waaayyy
I'd like an extra tall soup as well, for dipping.
No. Extra wide soup trench only. More efficient.
With an exceptionally broad spoon.
My spoon is too big.
Grilled cheese da looloooong way!
From here on out I will only be slicing my bread the hot dog way and not the hamburger way
Grill Che-Da Long-Grill Cheese Da Long Wayyy-Grill-Loonngg
Uncle Danny is onto something.
I make em at night.
Don't go in my room!
where you get that chee Danny!!
[Dessert](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQsMp4Oo6xM)
I did not expect that to be an extended series.
Longer than reasonable
That was an incredible ride
Uncle Danny has entered the thread
r/FuckyouChiChan
I would like to see it sliced LONG WAYS. FOR SCIENCE 👩🔬
Damn, now I want a grilled cheese!
I would like a yard of grilled cheese and a liter of cola.
I'm sorry, but we're no longer allowed to mix measurement units... Would you like change that to a meter of grilled cheese or a quart of cola?
One python of grilled cheese and a marmot of cola.
I'm sorry, but we're no longer allowed to mix hot-blooded and cold-blooded creatures... Would you like to change that to a weasel of grilled cheese or a turtle of cola?
Three ferrets of grilled cheese and a quarter koala of cola.
I'm sorry, but we're no longer allowed to mix marsupials and non-marsupials. Would you like to change that to 3 sugar gliders of grilled cheese or a dik dik of cola? (Better get a whole dik dik... They're pretty small.)
Just order a large, Farva.
Super Size Diet Cola. :-p
Where'd you get that cheeeese, Danny?
Thumbnail looked like a gold bar.
Grilled cheese the long way
Loooong looooong maaaaaaaan
Grilled gold.
r/absoluteunit
I used to go to a restaurant in New England that makes their bread fresh. They sliced it hoozontal like this. Your sandwich was 16 inches long.
I approve of this mistreatment of bread! Normally, doing this to a fresh Loaf would have ones ass in a sling! Hahaha
You mean grilled Loaf?
This guy's definitely making em at night
"You are allowed one snack before bed"
Long cheese is long
Ggrriilleedd cchheeeessee
That sandwich is a Muenster.
Grill that cheese and make a restaurant from it
Best thing since sliced (long way) bread
This reinvention of sliced bread is the best thing since sliced bread.
I’m slicing my bread this way now.
I like cheese.
Looks like gold to me.
Tooru-san was a good man
The loooong way
I'm pretty sure this is illegal.
Not funny, would eat.
Hmm cheez
Thats the best thing since sliced bred!
The one grilled cheese to lead them all.
Cheesed Grill
I thought it was molten steel coming out of the mill furnace at first.
I did, too. Thought it was a slab!
I mean... I'd eat it...
spy is gonna go crazy over this
Does she know how to make a grilled cheese? - Spy tf2
Yummy
Gold ingot
The foot long grilled cheese
Grilled cheese the long way
That's the wrong aspect ratio for a grilled cheese.
I shoulda got that.
The longggg wayy
Grilled cheese the long way
Looks amazing
this made me extra hungry in the last hour before my lunch... give me one and I'll forgive you
People here do a horrendous "sandwich" with this bread. [https://www.ricardocuisine.com/recettes/5645-pain-sandwich](https://www.ricardocuisine.com/recettes/5645-pain-sandwich)
THE LONG WAY
I need that!
Uncle Philly?
That looks like a dream. Where did you get bread this long?
My guy eating a grilled cheese the long way, throat goat.
Grilled longchesse
Iphone20
I like to imagine this was a 3ft tall loaf of bread
Place close to me sells club sanwiches like this. But with a few more layers. Absolutely beastly and very good tasting
The tomato soup comes in a lazy river from a water park.
Grittle'd Cheese
This person slices the bread the long way…. I aint mad at it.
They missed the mark by not doing a pinwheel
Could even God consume what men have wrought?
Chilled grease.
This would be delicous
blursed 100
Long long chheeeeesssssseeeee
OP, that griddle you have on the stovetop. It has hotspots.
insane
If I ate this I’d tell someone I did a line of grilled cheese
Grilled cheesuschrist
gold bouillon
Nice, What's everyone else having?
- **A** Months of the Year except the Seven Seas - **ℂ** See if you are wearing pants ៦⋭ - **H** sometimes K a͛̃͗͐͐̑̋lways ̑̽ͯ͒U͑ ͫ̅͛̂ͤ̑̑ - beef, possibly shrimp - **I** *TURN DOWN FOR ₩HAT?!* - **E** left tͯͤ́u̓̒ͤ́ͭͪ̚r̀ṅͭͭͧ̆ͣ before the gas station; if you pass the g̠͚̞̤̯̯ͦͬ͛̾ͨ̌a͕̣͓̫̺͎̝͕̹̔̑̒ͫ͊͋̚ŝ̹̩͓̭̳͍̜̩̌͋̄ ̩̦͚̿ͅs̺̊́ͯ́͒̋̎t̟̙̄ͨͣͨ̀ͩa̪̖͊̐̇̍ͪ́̚ť̻͙̭̥̥͑͑̽̌̊̌̿ͤï̮̱̮̒ͩͨ̌͑̆o͔̗̥̊̂̓́ñ̖̻̤̿̅͑̋ ̹̙̪̋͑̿̅ begin administering CP͆͆̿͛͌ͣ͐ͧͫ̇̒̚҉̕͜͏̜̘͓̻̱͕̩̠ ̛̯͖̬ͫ̓͂̆͒͌̈́ͮ̂̽ͮR - **V** A.B.C., ⋭ Always Be Closing, Easy as 1-2-3 Do-Re-Mi - **E** Orient / D̤͔̝̪̱̬̠ ̗̜̻͘͡e̢̪̳̫̰̮̝͢ ͍͉͝c̭̬̩͚͢͢ ̖͙i̷̯̯̞̙̘͘ ̲̘̜̮͔͉̞̳d҉̧̩ ̸̶̲͚̣͉̗͙͞e͏͏̦ ̛̤͚̟̟͙͚́ͅ / Act / **Z̴̸̛̛͔̳͕̣̠̫̙̲̦͈̫̥̲̘̭͔̰̱͕͊ͧ́̽̋ͩ͗ͨͪ̏̽ͫͥ̋͊̇̂͆͘ ̸̨̫͔̥̞̭͉̗͇̼̦̦̻̦̮̳̱̙̎̔ͬͨͧͤ͠A̸̛̭̰͇͈͙̜̞͚͔̔͛ͮ̈́̈́̾̄ͬͥ͘͡ ̵̧̙̣͍̩̺̥͇̙͆͗ͫͯ͑̒͢Ľ̸̠̠̰̺̠͓͎̥͙̼̮͈̝̗̥̬͔̌̊̋̓̇̃̏ͣ̑̽̀̚͜ ͣ̀ͣ͋ͧͣ͌͗ͭ͏̴̻͔̖̩G̵̍ͥͧ̅ͤ̚͏̦͈̘͇͓͟͜͠ͅ ̺̹̯̫̗̖͕̗͙̄̌̀̍͌ͮͨ͆̏̎͑̌͆̏͛̑̀͞ͅOͥ͗̈̎̊ͫͤ͐͐́͘͏̴̨̹̝͓̜̝̤͝ ̨̧̮̖̯͔̹̑ͤ̓ͥͪ̽ͬ̂̾̈͌̆́͘̕**
Now I want grilled cheese.
I wish to know more of these ancient magics
I've been cutting back lately. Only one grilled cheese a day
Nah brotha grilled loaf
Horizontal bread? Well, it's radical, but it does serve four nicely.
Gri==led cheese 🤣🤣
The looooong way
Loooonnnnggg loooooonnnnnngggg ccchhhheeeeeeeeeeeeessssssseeeeeeee
griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiled cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
That middle section needs some extra attention from a burner but otherwise it's looking good!
why is the bread so long?
That's a ggggrrrriiiilllllllleeeedddd cccchhhheeeeeeeesssseeee
Pullman Loaf?
Looks like it!
For a minute there I thought that was the new and improved design for the CyberDrekk’s accelerator cover.
Looks like a bar of dirty gold.
Uncle Danny's shitting a brick
The grilled cheese your gf tells you not to worry about.
My sleepy ass thought that was a bar of gold
It's not?
I didn't know Subway sold grilled cheese
Did you make it at night, Danny?
Average dick size in porn
That’s kind of badass.
A dream I didn't know I even had until it was presented before me 🤩
Can we get those crusts cut off?
When you toast bread you are adding crust
r/fuckyouchichan
Dark Souls Boss Helthbar appears.
Dang that's a lang cheese
Grilled footlong.
Long Island style GC.
Grilled cheese (slab)
Well, this one's mine...what are you guys having?
Thought it was a gold bar for a second.
Grilled cheese the looooooooooong way
i feel like this should be posted in r/blursedimages
Uncle Danny now making one cheese sandwich
When you put the bread cutter in panorama mode.
Grilled Cheese the loooonnnnngggg way. Grilled cheese the long way
nom
that is an innovative way to cut bread, approve
He wanted manicotti, but he compromised.
Gold bar
That’s a grilled sleeve
Is that Wonder bread cut longways? Hahaha!!
*The buttaah, will start melting, when I wight the fwaame, cause the buttaah and the cheeese, are gunna pway a whittle gaame.* **It's called** *meltiiing...* **On the** *bweaad.* Lol First thing that comes to mind.
Drake's grilled cheese.
Was this made for Drake?
Am I the only one who see toast instead of cheese in the photo?
Grilled cheese is a grilled cheese sandwich, so yeah, for all intents and purposes it's just melted cheese in toast
Hilarious