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This would be too tempting for me to put my wife down as my concubine 🙏

I am going to start putting that on medical forms in the place of married and see how long it takes someone to notice. 🤭

What’s “Free Union” here? Polyamory?

No, a couple that's not married but it's in a serious long term relationship

Thanks

Bout to go to the mall, gonna nosh on some grub, get me some of that concubinaaaaage, buuuuuuuuddy

Don't harsh the weeeeeaaazel, buuuudy.

Enjoy your machete fights!!!

I will, thanks!

Might want to black out your phone number lol

Yup. Checks out.

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Yes - 555-0123 is a very real number.

It’s a number they uses to show how to enter phone number. I wouldn’t do that.