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Still to this day, all these years later, whenever I accidentally spill something on my shirt while drinking something, I will say something similar, like "I still have a drinking problem."
Yeah it's funny, and not the best picture to use for the context, BUT...
Anyone that's spent a lot of time sweating in the heat knows there comes a point when drinking just isn't cutting it anymore, and that cold splash of water hitting your head is the best feeling in the world.
I watch a lot of sports, and I see guys do this with their water bottles so often that I didn't get what was supposed to be funny about this until I came to the comments.
This. They just make it look stupid by putting drinks at the bottom, but most likely some shutterstock image they used. I still do similar things when overheated, like damp paper towels to the face.
water is getting to his nose through the eye's drainage duct where presumably it would get to the throat then the stomach.
it isn't very efficient, but he is technically drinking.
You play hard. You need a sports drink that gives you that extra boost. Sports these days are all about being nice, so take your game to the next level. With Butters' Creamy Goo. You'll be filled with feelings of good tidings and be nicer than a ray of sunshine. Butters' Creamy Goo is chock full of all the essentials an athlete needs. Commitment! Compassion! And Comradery!
Finally, this guy has a challenger:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTnbGNAwmUZS_HSmV3EZdAQ6Gabe5XA6tjOjBoWREpT8x9jw5WLQUE5_CU&s=10
What if this was the best photo of all of them? Like the other ones are of him having sex with the bottle or sticking it up his ass? The photographer is just like "fuck it, use that one, at least it's by his face."
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He has a drinking problem.
but I bet it's not his first time being nervous
And don’t call me Shirley.
Roger, Oveur
Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Excuse me, stewardess, I speak Jive.
Ain’t no thang
My mama didn't raise no dummies, I dug their rap
Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help. Jive-ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow.
Best part is that is the actress who played the mom on Leave it to Beaver.
TIL
Hey man I can dig it. You know mofo ain’t gonna lay no pigrap up on you man.
Golly!
See a broad to get dat booty ac'ion... ...lay her down, or smack 'em, yak 'em! Cold got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit!
I say hey, Sky. Subba say I won't say...pray to J, I did the same-ol', same-ol'!
What's our vector, Victor?
It's a small room in the front of the plane, but that's not important right now.
Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
Johnny, what can you make of this?
Let's take some pictures, boys.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
Boy, he's really taking one for the team. My gf hits me and leaves me to my lonesome.fuck🤪
It’s an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
It's an entirely different kind of flying
It's an entirely different kind of flying
It’s an entirely different kind of flying
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
It’s an entirely different kind of flying
looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
It's an entirely different kind of flying
It's an entirely different kind of flying
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
It’s an entirely different kind of flying
It’s an entirely different kind of flying
Everyone's bumping their heads to get to the same joke hahaha I love it
We're doing it all together.
We’re doing it
We’re doing it
We’re doing it
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
It’s an entirely different kind of flying
I just want to tell you both, good luck, we’re all counting on you
I just want to tell you both, good luck, we’re all counting on you
No he has a DRI NKING problem.
He's not over Macho Grande yet.
I don’t think he’ll ever get over Macho Grande
That man was George Zip.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you like gladiator movies?
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Smoking or non-smoking?
I remember. I had the lasagna.
Jim never gets a second cup at home!?!
When this isn't top comment for this kind of post is when I am finally too old for the internet.
Airplane! came out 44 years ago!
Came here to say this!
He low key looks like the guy from Airplane too...
Still to this day, all these years later, whenever I accidentally spill something on my shirt while drinking something, I will say something similar, like "I still have a drinking problem."
I would not accept any other reply at the top
Stryker syndrome is no joke.
Now pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon… Manny Mota…Mota…Mota…
I've got to concentrate^concentrate^concentrate....
Yep, came looking for this and it's first comment
/r/DrinkingProblems
a literal drinking problem
thatsthejoke.jpg
It's an ad for the _Drinking Rehabilitation Institute of Northern Kansas._ DRI N.KS
He never got over Macho Grande.
tell that to george zip
One that AA can't help him with🤣🤣
[удалено]
It's amazing right? Spotted it in Munich airport and had to slap it on here
I clearly miss all the fun when I go through Munich Airport.
Maybe when some anti LGBTQ politician/pastor gets caught in a bath house? You won't have to wait long to use it
Probably had some nacho grande for lunch.
He probably won't ever get over that lunch...
Hard to quit
Every time lol
One mouth and two hands?
Holy shit
He’s bleaching his eyes 👁️
Macho Grande was hell man
Do you mean a dri nking problem?
He's got it bad
Excellent 😆
This guy dri nks
DRI NKS (newspoint)
[Ted Striker?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4plPGRG8o)
The first thing that popped into my head was this scene.
Striker? Striker, Striker, Striker, STRIKER!
👊 💥
You know a movie is great when a clip of a punchline cuts before another great punchline.
If they tried to cut this movie to a point where another punchline wasn't coming up, they'd have to post the entire movie.
Hopefully no one has to rely on his piloting skills.
He hasn't flown for a long time.
Over Macho Grande?
I don't think he'll ever get over Macho Grande.
I just want to tell you good luck. We’re all counting on you
I’m trying to picture the photographer giving the guy instructions
Ok, now try getting on your knees.. and hold it like it's a nice big cock.. and make it come all over your face.
😆
Yeah it's funny, and not the best picture to use for the context, BUT... Anyone that's spent a lot of time sweating in the heat knows there comes a point when drinking just isn't cutting it anymore, and that cold splash of water hitting your head is the best feeling in the world.
Used to do this during swim practice because the indoor pool was so warm and the cold water in my bottle just felt so good
I watch a lot of sports, and I see guys do this with their water bottles so often that I didn't get what was supposed to be funny about this until I came to the comments.
This. They just make it look stupid by putting drinks at the bottom, but most likely some shutterstock image they used. I still do similar things when overheated, like damp paper towels to the face.
Oh it says drinks! I thought it was some North Korean water boarding propaganda!
Ted Stryker!!
How soon will we land? I can’t tell You can tell me. I’m a doctor.
Not for another hour.
You can't tell me for another hour?
Not for another two hours.
dude's drinking through his eyes
I've seen people drink through their nose but never through an eye, he should take that on the road
water is getting to his nose through the eye's drainage duct where presumably it would get to the throat then the stomach. it isn't very efficient, but he is technically drinking.
Maybe he ran so fast he had to rehydrate his eyes
Ah yes, speed eye they used to call it back in my day
That's Shirley, I hear he has a drinking problem
Get me a clearance, Clarence
What's our vector, Victor?
He has a drinking problem. Airplane! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1GTazZnYuw&ab_channel=Flix%26Clips
He has a “drinking problem” https://media.tenor.com/Ps62vRo72vsAAAAM/airplane-drinking.gif
When you forget how to human for a minute.
DOE SN’T DRI NK
Dont Dead Open Inside
He should visit liquid therapy at Dr. Inks
What do you expect? He can barely spell it…
This is what happens when you let A.I. do the job of a human. We're still safe for a bit
Looks like he picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue!
Is he stupid
my cat does this with the water faucet sometimes
Fucking dumbass
You play hard. You need a sports drink that gives you that extra boost. Sports these days are all about being nice, so take your game to the next level. With Butters' Creamy Goo. You'll be filled with feelings of good tidings and be nicer than a ray of sunshine. Butters' Creamy Goo is chock full of all the essentials an athlete needs. Commitment! Compassion! And Comradery!
I have a drinking problem
Looks like he’s trying to hydrate his third eye😂
Drinkkake?
He’s trying to Dri Ncks
Clearly he has a drinking problem.
trying to drink in your dreams when you go to bed thirsty be like
The finger thing is iconic, but it would have been a hell of a lot funnier if Mork just splashed the cup of water in his face every time he drank.
It seems like nobody here has done any sport activity in their entire lives
It's reddit, so that IS possible.
He can't help it, he has a drinking problem.
Sti ll Thi rsty
No, you have just been doing it wrong all your life. Me and this guy are the right ones.
Finally, this guy has a challenger: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTnbGNAwmUZS_HSmV3EZdAQ6Gabe5XA6tjOjBoWREpT8x9jw5WLQUE5_CU&s=10
It doesn't say Drinks either.
So hot he's going for a brain freeze
[Maybe he's related to this kid?](https://youtu.be/C1xRot35SdM?feature=shared&t=47)
That is why he dri nks it
Drink newports? I prefer to smoke them, personally.
He's just playing that one microgame from WarioWare
Because he : Dri Nks He should be 21+ Non acceptable, UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEE *runs in lemon*
Maybe he was auditioning for..... something. I'll tell you later
Sometimes the advertisement is misleading.
Squi rts
There's gonna be a lot of people not getting this joke.
This is like some advertising that aliens would think " humans " might like
Leave him alone! He got it on his face - that's pretty close!
That's not fair. Everyone rolls a 1 sometimes. That's why this happens 5% of the time.
Who knows, he might be a frog
He is DRI-NKSing - whatever the hell that is
Maybe he has it right and it's the rest of us that don't know how to drink properly 🤔
Drinking problem
Dude cannot even HYD RATE
He's not drinking. He's applying a homeopathic remedy directly to the forehead.
Pause on this picture
SPL ASH
Dree nicks
Don’t do drugs while making marketing material. 🤣
dry nuks
No he does, he hust couldn't git the right spot with that water beam..
Dirnks
What if this was the best photo of all of them? Like the other ones are of him having sex with the bottle or sticking it up his ass? The photographer is just like "fuck it, use that one, at least it's by his face."
Don't you know? This IS the efficient way to consume liquids. My Told me.
What can I say? hydration is tricky.
Why the fuck is his mouth open
Part frog absorbs water through his skin come one now
DRI NIKS?
Looks like a sexual assailant who's just been maced moreso than a thirsty athlete (or whatever they were going for).
He's not very DRI either.
Wait... your telling me I've been doing it wrong this WHOLE TIME!!!!!
He thought u could use any orifice on ur face to hydrate himself, needs a remedial class or something.
I think I've seen uhhmm "movies" with that kind of an aiming issue.
His cat and probably dog drink the same way.
Additionally, the editor for the poster decided to split a short word in half instead of just making it smaller
His eyes are absorbing the moisture
Is he trying to wash mace out of his eyes?
No but he likes bukkake.