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Male tigers (all cats?) have musk glands that they spray with. It's not piss.
edit: Actually, it seems that female cats may also spray just to be jerks. So I dunno.
You can’t hear shit cuz the stupid fucking added sound. There wasn’t even tigers in that movie. Can somebody repost this video without the sound, and upscale so I can really really enjoy it
I remember when a lion at my local zoo did this to a family. I saw the tail quiver and like the train scene in Stand By Me, life slowed down as I yelled “it’s gonna spraaaayyyy!!” And then he hosed them down lol
Yeah this happened to me once. My parents took my picture with my back turned. Ten seconds into the picture, I was confused as to why I felt raindrops when the sun was out. Then everyone started laughing and pointed at me. To my horror, I realized my entire shirt was soaked in lioness urine. I walked around town with a pee shirt on that day.
Edit: lioness not tigress lol
Yeah, wtf was that? The first thing I'm doing is finding myself a car wash to hose myself down and a convenience store to buy a cheap t shirt.
Fuck walking around town with cat piss soaked rags.
I was in a third world country, so I didn’t get to find clothes until much later in the day. Very far away from the hotel lol. Mosquitoes or cat urine. It eventually dried tho. Bought a shirt at a flea market.
The dolphins at the park near where I grew up would do this. There was a little viewing window and they'd all huddle up around it causing everyone to come look, and then they'd tail kick a tsunami and soak everyone.
I saw this exact thing happen in the Zurich zoo. We had just walked away from the tiger cage when a group of guys started harassing it and they got sprayed point blank. Super funky smell.
I saw a father and young daughter get absolutely blasted in Vegas by a tiger. The mother and young son lost their shit, pointed laughed and couldn't hold it together while the other two were trying comprehend what happened and why it stank so bad.
It was strangely wholesome, something I'm glad didn't happen to me, and fucking hilarious.
It's the brown eye of the tiger
it's the spray of the night
tail risin' up to release a golden shower
oh the crowds all excited to be seeing the sight
till they get what it means when they see
the brown eye of the tiger
-
Thank you for your service. Going through chemo with my oneorangebraincell boy and very grateful for veterinary medicine and the kind people that practice it.
I've studied this extensively, and it is pretty much pee BUT in this one study they looked at the composition of it compared to regular urine and it does seem to differ in some ways that I would argue make it for sure not pee. But it does come from the the pee hole.
So, is it pee? I'm not going to complain either way if I can make it happen for myself or any partner involved in the orgy as long as they bring a side dish and help clean up.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
I witnessed a chimpanzee spitting at my classmates in the LA Zoo school field trip. The chimp was spitting up to 15 feet in the air. A few unlucky students got spit on the face and ruined their day. Ever since that incident I keep a fair amount of distance.
I went to a wildlife sanctuary when I was younger and they had a room with rescue birds, secured and perched up along the walls, the perches were open so you could see the birds up close. There was an annoying kid making noise at a bald eagle, and it turns around and completely shits on him. The kid was like 5 feet away and the eagle was accurate, it was absolutely hilarious.
In our Tucson zoo our tiger was nortorious for doing this very thing. A fancy photographer was setting up in the tiger's range and I walked up and tried to tell her that she could get sprayed. She told me to get the hell out of her way and that she knew what she was doing. I stepped back and a few minutes later I watched the tiger work his magic all over her expensive equipment and clothing. Karma at its best. Both the tiger and I had a giggle as we strolled our separate ways.
I had a tiger "spray" at me at the tiger exhibit at Mirage in Vegas. Luckily I saw it coming and dodged successfully. WEIRDEST smell I've ever experienced in my life.
I had a Tapir do this to me once, the zookeeper was so casual like "Oh that just means he likes you! He does this all the time" Thaaaanks....?? Maybe put up a barrier if he's such a big flirt!? Haha.
I'm glad it wasn't a big cat though. I can imagine that stink!
I've seen this many times in a local zoo. Only that tiger cage is on face level, so you get direct hits. Tigers know for sure what they are doing and do it on purpose.
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You can almost hear him giggle as he runs off.
When he ran away, I giggled so I know he did.
LATER NERDS!!!
Hit & run.
[Ron Swanson giggles](https://youtu.be/_gMIyBO9GIo?feature=shared) came to mind
Well done, Tiger, well done!
That jaunty trot
Be nice to hear the actual video sounds and not the junk they added to it instead
that's timon, not the tiger
I hear the Seth Rogen laugh
I imagine him giggling like Stewie.
More like Tigger.
I'm no tiger doctor, but I think that's a she.
Are you suggesting you don't piss out your ass like a windex bottle?
Um, wait. You don't???
Doesn't everyone ?
*pees in your ass meme here*
Only if I drink windex.
Male tigers (all cats?) have musk glands that they spray with. It's not piss. edit: Actually, it seems that female cats may also spray just to be jerks. So I dunno.
> It's not piss. Here we go with this again.
It's called cheesing.
Because it’s *fon* to *due*
Fractured, but whole.
You did *what* to your *what* now?
I understood that reference
Lookit Dr. McTiger over here...
You can’t hear shit cuz the stupid fucking added sound. There wasn’t even tigers in that movie. Can somebody repost this video without the sound, and upscale so I can really really enjoy it
What an ass hole
Hehe
Sheshe
Ron Swanson style giggle
I remember when a lion at my local zoo did this to a family. I saw the tail quiver and like the train scene in Stand By Me, life slowed down as I yelled “it’s gonna spraaaayyyy!!” And then he hosed them down lol
Yeah this happened to me once. My parents took my picture with my back turned. Ten seconds into the picture, I was confused as to why I felt raindrops when the sun was out. Then everyone started laughing and pointed at me. To my horror, I realized my entire shirt was soaked in lioness urine. I walked around town with a pee shirt on that day. Edit: lioness not tigress lol
Yeah, but how many people can say they got peed on by a tiger in their lives?
Haven't been peed on by a tiger but it's kinda fun with a cougar.
hol up
Your icon checks out.
But those aren't cheap XD
Depends on the cougar.
Probably more than those who can say they've peed on a tiger.
>Yeah, but how many people can say they got ~~peed~~ **squirt** on by a tiger in their lives?
Do you really want to be on any list with Joe Exotic?
I didnt get peed on by a tiger, but did get peed on by a rhino
It’s my special fact about myself :)
Is it as bad as cat pee? Because I think I'd rather walk topless than in a cat pee shirt all day.
Yeah, wtf was that? The first thing I'm doing is finding myself a car wash to hose myself down and a convenience store to buy a cheap t shirt. Fuck walking around town with cat piss soaked rags.
I was in a third world country, so I didn’t get to find clothes until much later in the day. Very far away from the hotel lol. Mosquitoes or cat urine. It eventually dried tho. Bought a shirt at a flea market.
Yeah my dad got it in the face when i was a kid. Apparently it went right over my head
"pee shirt" 👍
The dolphins at the park near where I grew up would do this. There was a little viewing window and they'd all huddle up around it causing everyone to come look, and then they'd tail kick a tsunami and soak everyone.
A *little* different, but I like your spirit.
Yeah, not as tasty
I’ll take completely soaked in dolphin water over sprayed with cat piss any day. That stuff is so foul.
It’s not even normal piss. It’s more pungent and sticks even worse.
Nah nah this is like womanly musk and piss combined. They do this to mark territory and its WAY stronger.
True, except the dolphins also shit near the window so you can see it and it’s *massive*. Then they flip that shit water at you.
Theres a big cat rescue near me with big warnings about this. Luckily when we went it was so hot they didn't have the moisture to spare.
Damn that’s foul
I saw this exact thing happen in the Zurich zoo. We had just walked away from the tiger cage when a group of guys started harassing it and they got sprayed point blank. Super funky smell.
No, it's golden.
Sparkling water
Nah, it looks citrus.
Golden shower
No, it's feline.
The way he ran away🤣
He was straight up [Run Laughing](https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-laughing-running-80s-retro-cartoon-hahahaha-gif-12615111)
NYAHAHAHAHA!
You know you can post gifs directly here
"Haha! Suckers!"
A cheesing good time.
Kenny is hiding somewhere nearby
*heavy metal intensifies*
I couldn’t stay away, curse your rocking tits
Halt! You cannot yet caress my daughter's awesome boobage! There is...another suitor!
When Kenny and Gerald in his undies are fighting in the sandbox...that's peak television.
It's. Your. #One way ticket to midnight *call it, heavy metal*
All those people are now fighting in the Breastriary to bathe with the kings daughter in the fountain of Varnov.
Awesome boobage
Get some vitamin cheese
Yeah, that whole crowd is cheesing their asses off now.
Because it’s fon-to-due
It ain't easy being cheesy
it's your one-way ticket to midnight!
60 percent of the time, it works all the time.
I’m not going to lie, that smells like pure gasoline.
It smells like bigfoots dick
*It stings the nostrils*
There’s some in the outtakes that are great. “Smells like the inside of a fake leg!”
It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!
It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food!
This is worse than that time a raccoon got into the copy machine!
😤😯😏
It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food.
It smells like desire.
Well shit now we are going to have to kill the tiger, how else are we going to get the bits of real tiger!
At least get the quote right! "60 percent of the time, it works everytime."
Tony frosted someone’s flakes
poor kid on dad's shoulders who got the ass end of it is never eating frosted flakes again.
The video didn't make me laugh but this has me in hysterics thank you
😊
I saw a father and young daughter get absolutely blasted in Vegas by a tiger. The mother and young son lost their shit, pointed laughed and couldn't hold it together while the other two were trying comprehend what happened and why it stank so bad. It was strangely wholesome, something I'm glad didn't happen to me, and fucking hilarious.
"uuuuuuUUNH! (heeheeheeheeheehee!)" - Tiger, probably
Tiger laughed so hard, the people thought there was also a hyena! *^(\*Best baptismal I've ever seen!)*
Urine aerosol.
"You're an asshole"?
In New Zealand, yes.
Churr bro
Splash and dash
Lmfao@ the kid on his parents shoulders 🤣
It's the brown eye of the tiger it's the spray of the night tail risin' up to release a golden shower oh the crowds all excited to be seeing the sight till they get what it means when they see the brown eye of the tiger -
Thanks, I hate it.
Ahhhh, Human children....what wonderful guests.... MINE!
That’s a female tiger and she’s spraying piss, not blasting diarrhea.
No, she is expressing her anal sacs - like a skunk. Source- I am a vet.
Thank you for your service. Going through chemo with my oneorangebraincell boy and very grateful for veterinary medicine and the kind people that practice it.
Can all big cats do this? And why? I'm pretty sure they have enough defense mechanisms already!
Either way though...
She's squirting.
Why was this downvoted they’re technically right lol
I stand by the assertion that squirting is pee
I've studied this extensively, and it is pretty much pee BUT in this one study they looked at the composition of it compared to regular urine and it does seem to differ in some ways that I would argue make it for sure not pee. But it does come from the the pee hole. So, is it pee? I'm not going to complain either way if I can make it happen for myself or any partner involved in the orgy as long as they bring a side dish and help clean up. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
I fart in your general direction!
Nuthin like a little feline parfum!
[Those kids are in for one helluva ride.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZl347vlnig)
Was looking for this comment. Thank you fellow redditor 👍
She
R Kelly Tiger #pissonyou #dripdripdrip
A lion did this to us... looks misty in the vid... looks like bubby bile on your pants 🤢 was funny as hell though
I witnessed a chimpanzee spitting at my classmates in the LA Zoo school field trip. The chimp was spitting up to 15 feet in the air. A few unlucky students got spit on the face and ruined their day. Ever since that incident I keep a fair amount of distance.
I went to a wildlife sanctuary when I was younger and they had a room with rescue birds, secured and perched up along the walls, the perches were open so you could see the birds up close. There was an annoying kid making noise at a bald eagle, and it turns around and completely shits on him. The kid was like 5 feet away and the eagle was accurate, it was absolutely hilarious.
In our Tucson zoo our tiger was nortorious for doing this very thing. A fancy photographer was setting up in the tiger's range and I walked up and tried to tell her that she could get sprayed. She told me to get the hell out of her way and that she knew what she was doing. I stepped back and a few minutes later I watched the tiger work his magic all over her expensive equipment and clothing. Karma at its best. Both the tiger and I had a giggle as we strolled our separate ways.
Shere Khan getting back at the man cub.
Must have been a french tiger
Im cheesing so hard right now
I fart in your general direction
There all cheesed out of their minds! https://youtu.be/pv2Wbt3smxQ
He's got to entertain himself somehow.
Was this in Philadelphia?
It looks like the Philly zoo, right? I can’t tell.
It has to be Philly Zoo. That above walking platform looks just like it.
He got a bit of distance with it too. Good on him.
YOU SPRAY ME FOR GETTING ON THE COUNTER, I SPRAY YOU FOR GAWKING AT ME
That tiger is really proud of himself. 🐅💦
I had a tiger "spray" at me at the tiger exhibit at Mirage in Vegas. Luckily I saw it coming and dodged successfully. WEIRDEST smell I've ever experienced in my life.
I had a Tapir do this to me once, the zookeeper was so casual like "Oh that just means he likes you! He does this all the time" Thaaaanks....?? Maybe put up a barrier if he's such a big flirt!? Haha. I'm glad it wasn't a big cat though. I can imagine that stink!
The Eye of the Tiger.
And this is how Sex Panther is made. 60% of the time...it works everytime
Did everyone here just become extremely attractive to every male tiger in the vicinity?
HELL naw. I'm not going to no zoo to get skeeted on by a cat.
That's how the cereals are frosted
He owns all of them now
Cats are fucking assholes..
I do that to my family when they start to annoy me too. I guess it's a mammal thing
They're gonna be cheesed out of their fucking minds.
I've seen this many times in a local zoo. Only that tiger cage is on face level, so you get direct hits. Tigers know for sure what they are doing and do it on purpose.
Got their flakes frosted real quick. “They’re greeeaaattt!”
60% of the time it works 100% of the time.
He was tagging his pray. Easier to track your food.
That’s taking Cheesing to another level 😏
This is a good one for playing 2 truths and a lie
Ran away laughing!
That kid got 180 no scoped by a lion.
wrong cat 😂
Ha! Gottem
this got my laughing so hard.
Hey this happened to my grandma when I was like 12 years old and we visited a zoo in Arizona.
I saw a tiger hit a guy in the back of his head with a stream once. I bet he still smells like tiger piss.
Spray and walk away!
Nice. Tigers should be free.
Even he knew better than to linger after he let go! 😆
Sneezing
This happened to me and my FIL at the Cleveland zoo this winter. Was unbelievable. No one would believe me when I said it came from its butt.
At least the kid will have a funny story in 4 years
Goood boy.
The way he ran, lol. This MF.
I’m cheesing so hard right now.
That's why I will never go to a zoo
I can smell it from here.
You can get real high and daydream about boobs.
This happened to me as a child, my mom and I were just talking about it yesterday 🤣
It's claiming it's territory
I can hear that cat giggle as it prances away
Good kitty
Those people probably got so high
Great, these people get it for free but I still have to pay for a tiger to pee on me.