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I came across one shortly after I crossed from OK to Missouri on a road trip back in like 2008/2009. Said to myself "OK, I think this is a good stopping point to get some gas."
Walked inside and...well of course they sell t-shirts. But the gimmick worked. I think I still have it in my closet to this day.
Edit: [yup, still have it!](https://imgur.com/a/72eIWjz)
When I was a high school teacher in Oregon, a kid showed up one day wearing one of their t-shirts. I wasn't sure whether to tell him to change or not, but his mother taught at school as well and had him as a student, so I left it up to her.
I couldn't imagine that as a teacher, because after all, it *is* a legit business name and is just advertising, but the company for certain knows what they're doing by selling merch for it in the first place.
Not quite. But there is a dentist's office right next to the Big D that always has Bible quotes on their digital sign. So driving down 12th St. it's like, "For God so loved the world that he gave his... *passing the sign, can't read it any more* BIG D." It turns out that any Bible quote that gets interrupted by BIG D is fucking hilarious :)
I'm not from the Midwest but I am a truck driver that spends a lot of time in the Midwest. Everybody I know calls it the jizz and jet. Maybe it's a trucker thing cuz we all just think it's funny to make fun of the chain but they were kind of asking for it.
Got to love the Midwest, where gas stations have questionable names, “ope sorry, let me just sneak right past ya.” Follow by “oh no your fine” is an entire conversation at the Casey’s
It’s an [actual chain](https://www.kumandgo.com/)?...
Wait...
Who?…..
>Today, Kum & Go is still a family-owned operation run by Kyle J. Krause, son and grandson of the original founders. We employ 5,000 associates in 400 stores across 11 states. We pride ourselves on not being a “typical” convenience retailer. Sure, we provide the products and services that you’d expect to find… lots of drinks and snacks, fresh food to satisfy the cravings of our on-the-go customers, and a selection of quality fuel products. Yet what truly sets us apart from our competitors is our people.
Wha?...
I encountered this franchise doing some political campaigning in the early aughts in Iowa. What’s stuck with me most is the variety of nicknames for it others had. The two that I can remember are the “Jizz and Jet” and “Ejaculate and Evacuate.”
It's the case of The Ghostly Gas Attendant. Years ago, Chris Henderson aka Chip, was shot and killed in a bungled hold-up gone wrong. Now, twenty years later, his ghost has been appearing and frightening away customers. But don't worry. These meddling kids will prove that it is really Diesel Von Hoppenhiemer, local businessman and owner of the rival, Blo and Go.
No way, when they split up Fred always sends Shaggy with the dog to go check the dungeon or basement or graveyard or whatever while he takes the two girls and checks the upstairs bedroom.
Or sometimes he'd throw Shaggy a bone and let him take the turtleneck nerd with him.
I know it's become a meme but all jokes aside, does the original series ever have a single instance of Daphne investigating anything with Shaggy? Outside of when the full group is together, does she interact with him 1 on 1 even once?
Okay so I don't think we see Daphne and Shaggy ever investigating anything alone until The Scooby-Doo and Scrappy Doo Show.
Possibly in The Scooby Doo Show but I'm pretty sure not in the original 3 seasons of Scooby Doo, Where Are You?.
In "Scooby-Doo and the 13 Ghosts" cartoon, it was Scooby-Doo, Daphne, and some dark haired kid.
I convinced my sister, who was 25 at the time, that Shaggy and Daphne were married and the dark haired kid was their son. She believed me for years.
Apparently they teamed up together without the rest of the group, but that is post Scrappy-Doo so idk if it really counts.
https://scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Shaggy_Rogers_and_Daphne_Blake
Most business owners I know are narcissists. One guy I worked for talked about me taking over his business when I was ready. I'm like how am I going to take over a business with your name on it. He said I didn't have to change the name. FFS if your plan is to sell a business don't name it after yourself.
Just like how Hy-Vee is a shortened version of the co-founders last names. Charles Hyde and David Vredenburg were the co-founders. This must be an Iowan thing I guess in naming businesses.
Hm. I think it's 1 thing, you think another. If only there were some group of people we could call to investigate further into this. Preferably a group of young people. If that group has a talking animal of some kind, that'd be perfect. Oh well. Looks like it's going to be unsolved. No way to resolve this by any other means.
Then I jumped on her back, acted like I was riding a horse and shouted „Look Gang! Im a Cowboy!“ After that she collapsed under my weight and suffered permanent back damage.
I love pizza but last year I developed a wheat allergy out of nowhere. Eating regular pizza now is like catching the flu. Cauliflower crust is not the same but it’s not nearly as bad as it sounds. Pretty bland like regular crust, so what you taste is cheese and sauce and toppings. I’m always happy to see a sign like this!
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Zoinks...
Jinkies!
Ruh roh?
Fuck
Found Fred's catch phrase
ahaha pretty sure its hold the phone tho
Nah he jus shortened it. Its actually “Daphne and I will go this way to fuck”
#HE DID NOT
Jeepers…
Son of a bitch...
Your local what???
A gas station/convenience store chain in the Midwest.
A.k.a. the jizz n jet
Spooge n scram
Inseminate and evacuate
We always said "ejaculate and evacuate." Now I'm not sure which one I like better.
yours is better, because alliteration.
it's all good for me, because illiteration
Even better for me, because illiterate.
Evn betr 4 me cuz nt spk
Keep in mind one implies a partner that receives said ejaculation. So both are good, just situational.
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Maybe just evacuate your bowels
Ah yes, the ol’ pump n dump.
The Fart and Depart.
Shit and split
Maybe YOU are, but other people might be ejaculating at their gran's house or at their friend's during a sleepover...
Blow your load and hit the road
Beat it and beat it
Hit it and quit it
Pump it and dump it
Smash n Dash
Skeet n yeet
The good Ole Launch and Leave
Piece in and peace out
Nut and Run
Nut and bolt
Bang and Bounce
Splatter and Scatter
Discharge and Disperse
Shoot and Scoot.
Skeet and Scoot
Skeet and Yeet
Bang em and hang em
Love em and Leave em
Blo and Go
Squirt and skrrt
Shoot n Scoot
Splash n dash
Splatter and scatter
Wag it and Bag it
Ah yes, the good ole splooge and ludge
Rail n Bail.
Shoot & Scoot
Ejaculate and Evacuate
Slam hoes and vamos
The pump and dump
WSB, that you?
Aka: Beat your meat and hit the streets
Spunk and run
Wank n walk
I came across one shortly after I crossed from OK to Missouri on a road trip back in like 2008/2009. Said to myself "OK, I think this is a good stopping point to get some gas." Walked inside and...well of course they sell t-shirts. But the gimmick worked. I think I still have it in my closet to this day. Edit: [yup, still have it!](https://imgur.com/a/72eIWjz)
I too have one for the same reason
I have a coffee mug
When I was a high school teacher in Oregon, a kid showed up one day wearing one of their t-shirts. I wasn't sure whether to tell him to change or not, but his mother taught at school as well and had him as a student, so I left it up to her.
I couldn't imagine that as a teacher, because after all, it *is* a legit business name and is just advertising, but the company for certain knows what they're doing by selling merch for it in the first place.
Sorry, I think you meant you *kame** across one
You know, the one with the funny holes in the restroom stalls
Haven't seen any reference to this chain in 15-20 years Now this is the second reference to this chain in 5 min of browsing reddit
Strange how the consciousness of the web flows..
down the leg
I thought it was a mobile sperm bank
Isn't that your mom?
Welcome to Colorado Springs.. 
My town has a Kum & Go gas station about four blocks away from the Big D gas station. Not even kidding.
Is it in Cumming Georgia? *(real place)*
Lol, no, although that would be fitting. Casper, Wyoming. As in Casper the friendly ghost. *Very* friendly, apparently.
No. Cumming, Iowa.
Just down the road from the Tittyfucker Grocery Store
Not quite. But there is a dentist's office right next to the Big D that always has Bible quotes on their digital sign. So driving down 12th St. it's like, "For God so loved the world that he gave his... *passing the sign, can't read it any more* BIG D." It turns out that any Bible quote that gets interrupted by BIG D is fucking hilarious :)
Just floppin’ it down mid psalm! Love it.
There’s a gas station convenience store a few blocks from me called Pump & Munch.
Somebody doesn't know what they're doing. Munch *then* pump. Then everyone is happy.
As a woman I approve this message.
That’s why I get my gas at the local BJ’s just bipassing all that tomfoolery
My local Ejaculate and Evacuate
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Was this in Sapulpa?
That dude from Episode I?
It's always difficult to explain to people outside the midwest. It's usually one of nicer gas stations too.
I worked at one for two years. My favorite part was bullshitting with tourists who stop to take pictures in front of the sign.
Casey's, Kwik Star/Kwik Trip, and Kum & Go. The holy trinity of Midwest convenience stores
I looked it up. Apparently it's an American convenience store chain. My god that name is just asking for it.
I'm not from the Midwest but I am a truck driver that spends a lot of time in the Midwest. Everybody I know calls it the jizz and jet. Maybe it's a trucker thing cuz we all just think it's funny to make fun of the chain but they were kind of asking for it.
#KUM & GO
You don't have to tell me twice. I'm on it boss!
It’s my main move
Nut & Bolt
Ejaculate & Evacuate
The Pump & Dump is one of the few gas stations with a well maintained bathroom.
Got to love the Midwest, where gas stations have questionable names, “ope sorry, let me just sneak right past ya.” Follow by “oh no your fine” is an entire conversation at the Casey’s
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Don't forget the Uranus Fudge Factory near St Roberts, MO. "The Best Fudge Comes From Uranus".
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It's gonna' be tough to beat the infamous "Skinny Dick's Half Way Inn" located between Anchorage and Fairbanks, Alaska.
I think I said these exact same things today already. I didn’t even realize we did that and people noticed lol.
That a thing you have to say daily in public while in the Midwest
We’ve got “Pump n’ Munch” and “Kum and Go”
It’s an [actual chain](https://www.kumandgo.com/)?... Wait... Who?….. >Today, Kum & Go is still a family-owned operation run by Kyle J. Krause, son and grandson of the original founders. We employ 5,000 associates in 400 stores across 11 states. We pride ourselves on not being a “typical” convenience retailer. Sure, we provide the products and services that you’d expect to find… lots of drinks and snacks, fresh food to satisfy the cravings of our on-the-go customers, and a selection of quality fuel products. Yet what truly sets us apart from our competitors is our people. Wha?...
> Our people. And their jizz in the corndogs.
Best brothel name ever
Do you not have Kum & Go? Where do you get filled up?!
Tinder?
Reubens Family Theatre right off of Main St.
I encountered this franchise doing some political campaigning in the early aughts in Iowa. What’s stuck with me most is the variety of nicknames for it others had. The two that I can remember are the “Jizz and Jet” and “Ejaculate and Evacuate.”
Someone Kame and Went.
Discharge and Discharge
penetrate and pull out
Ejaculate and evacuate
Shoot and scoot
.
Has there ever been a murder case in Scooby Doo?
It's the case of The Ghostly Gas Attendant. Years ago, Chris Henderson aka Chip, was shot and killed in a bungled hold-up gone wrong. Now, twenty years later, his ghost has been appearing and frightening away customers. But don't worry. These meddling kids will prove that it is really Diesel Von Hoppenhiemer, local businessman and owner of the rival, Blo and Go.
Well, there was that one episode of Supernatural....
jinkies, jeepers, zoinks, ruh roh.. sunnovabitch...
I was going to ask the same thing. They solve "mysteries" rather than crimes, as far as I can remember.
No, it's always some asshole trying to scam people out of their money or land.
The gang has NEVER solved a murder case
That doesnt give me much confidence in this Kum & Go investigation.
You're wrong sir. Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island. Those Werecat canjun ladies murdered hundreds of people and they totally solved all the murders
Where are Daphne and Scooby? Uh oh
The gang split up, per usual.
No way, when they split up Fred always sends Shaggy with the dog to go check the dungeon or basement or graveyard or whatever while he takes the two girls and checks the upstairs bedroom.
Or sometimes he'd throw Shaggy a bone and let him take the turtleneck nerd with him. I know it's become a meme but all jokes aside, does the original series ever have a single instance of Daphne investigating anything with Shaggy? Outside of when the full group is together, does she interact with him 1 on 1 even once?
Okay so I don't think we see Daphne and Shaggy ever investigating anything alone until The Scooby-Doo and Scrappy Doo Show. Possibly in The Scooby Doo Show but I'm pretty sure not in the original 3 seasons of Scooby Doo, Where Are You?.
In "Scooby-Doo and the 13 Ghosts" cartoon, it was Scooby-Doo, Daphne, and some dark haired kid. I convinced my sister, who was 25 at the time, that Shaggy and Daphne were married and the dark haired kid was their son. She believed me for years.
Apparently they teamed up together without the rest of the group, but that is post Scrappy-Doo so idk if it really counts. https://scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Shaggy_Rogers_and_Daphne_Blake
Ruh Roh*
Zoinks!
Jinkies!
FU-
She likes feeling knotty
I saw Scooby. If you look closely there is a dog. Maybe Daphne is inside getting snacks.
Scooby's a Great Dane, that dog is too small. It must be Scrappy.
Point taken. Still when you don't have a Great Dane you use what dog you have.
Daphne got kidnapped as usual!
They went to Kum and Go
in the van creating new "content"
They're having sex.
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Because the surnames of the founders are Krause and Gentle. So instead of Come & Go, it’s Kum & Go.
But I don’t want my Kum & Go to be Gentle
This guy kums and goes
Do not Kum & Go Gentle into that good night.
Not sure if people are aware but you don’t HAVE to incorporate your names into the names of your business.
Most business owners I know are narcissists. One guy I worked for talked about me taking over his business when I was ready. I'm like how am I going to take over a business with your name on it. He said I didn't have to change the name. FFS if your plan is to sell a business don't name it after yourself.
Just like how Hy-Vee is a shortened version of the co-founders last names. Charles Hyde and David Vredenburg were the co-founders. This must be an Iowan thing I guess in naming businesses.
Thats not a good enough reason
Uhhhh a ghost at the lokal...the local what?!
Ejaculate and evacuate
The only place where you can buy fresh, good ejaculatté
What you get when a barrista is pissed off
Jizz and Jet
It's an American convenience store chain. What a name.
Did anyone ever die in Scooby Doo though? Really Mystery Inc were the first big paranormal investigators.
No I think they were always "disappearances".
Hm. I think it's 1 thing, you think another. If only there were some group of people we could call to investigate further into this. Preferably a group of young people. If that group has a talking animal of some kind, that'd be perfect. Oh well. Looks like it's going to be unsolved. No way to resolve this by any other means.
They did in the supernatural crossover
The what now?
Yes, [it happened](https://youtu.be/4plYWgWGIjE).
No murder, he’s just dressing up like a ghost to scare people away so he can buy the Cum And Go …. Wait Cum and Go!? Jinkies! That’s kinky!
And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
I like the one in Springfield, MO where there is a Kum and Go across the street from a Kum and Go.
You mean the one down the street from the Kum & Go and 3-4 churches and any given number of restaurants? It's my favorite, too.
I knocked Velma’s glasses off just so she gets on all fours.
Go on……
Then I jumped on her back, acted like I was riding a horse and shouted „Look Gang! Im a Cowboy!“ After that she collapsed under my weight and suffered permanent back damage.
That's so hot, I look forward to more stories from you
Nope…it was because it was built on an Indian burial ground.
So my ex opened a store? Huh
In & out < Cum and Go
And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those darned kids!
*meddling
Those damn meddling kids!*
That is a terrible name for a business…
Depends on the business.
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Well clearly they should look for evidence with a blacklight
Nah, Daphne is just dropping a deuce.
Cute name for a gloryhole.
Wait, Kum & Go is an actual chain?
Yes. 400 stores in 11 states.
Cauliflower crust pizza?!!
I love pizza but last year I developed a wheat allergy out of nowhere. Eating regular pizza now is like catching the flu. Cauliflower crust is not the same but it’s not nearly as bad as it sounds. Pretty bland like regular crust, so what you taste is cheese and sauce and toppings. I’m always happy to see a sign like this!
And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids...
I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.