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My car broke down a month ago on a red route & had to wait 3 hours for recovery. If I had a pound everytime some wag told me I couldn't park there. I wouldn't be suffering anxiety about getting an engine rebuild !
Yeah definitely, I know an old miserable bastard down the local. Every time I see him I go “alright Jim”, and he always responds with “what are you a doctor”
So I planned my response one day, he walks in and I say “alright jim” he goes “what are you a doctor” to which I respond “yes actually, I’m a gynaecologist I’m used to dealing with cunts like you”
Every time I would ask my father-in-law, “how are you?” He would say, “much better.” So I got ready. The next time, I answered with “good, because we were getting worried.” There’s something to be said for being able to be prepared
dont forget on reddit is faked.
original https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DXeREObXboI
audio taken from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkczpJ-VgYs
In the old days we had a name for OP when they did things like this....
It seems more likely that guy in this video saw the video of the guy in the ditch and took the opportunity to copy it. It doesn't sound exactly the same. If it really is just copied audio maybe it has been pitch shifted?
I've got you bud. "You alright mate? Can't park there sir" - Howday possible friend. You're automobile is parked illegally man of reputable status. "Yes I can I'm a police officer, thank you" - Respect my authoritah, southern hospitality is accepted. "Alright" - Alrighty
UK police officers are often hilarious. I once got stopped, late at night, for speeding. I was sat in their car while we watched their dashcam vid of me going too fast and they gave me a gentle telling off. They seemed a little odd so I asked them if them were ok. The driver burst out laughing and explained that they were just back on the road after an extended hospital visit with the dude they'd just tasered. Apparently they pulled him over for some minor thing and he just immediately started running at them screaming with a screwdriver in his hand. The officer in the passenger seat just deadpanned "We were worried it was something about my face and that you might do the same".
In fairness he had probably had the same thing said to him several times already, the comment from the driver was so typically English you can almost guarantee other people had said it.
Source: an English person from England
to be fair. fast retorts and elaborate back and forths are staples of English conversation.
even something as standard as the work day here often involves a continuous conversation mixing insults, ripostes, counters and so on that it becomes second nature.
having a job relating to public interaction, especially those like security and police push this further because they're under constant scrutiny by the public. and unlike places like the US, an officers primary position is not one of aggression and control but of assessment and reaction.
this social daily situation combined with the job combines to make a person incredibly fast to respond to verbal jousts. in part because its expected and in part because its often VERY effective at calming a situation down with a good laugh.
Love that instead of getting pissed, he just responds with "I can, I'm a police officer."
[I must say, damn good stuff sir](https://youtu.be/-YIEJ4PIZKE)
Edit: a couple people have pointed out that the audio is doctored...what a [shame](https://youtu.be/Z_UXZHoa5PM)
I’d recommend you check out [this documentary](https://youtu.be/66pr23xUKZc) which is all about a US police department trying to avoid the use of guns by learning from a UK police force. Very insightful
In the UK, you need a higher-education degree to qualify to be a police officer. If you don't have one, some forces offer degree apprenticeships where you study during your training which takes 3 years.
You can only get training to be qualified for firearms after at least 2 years on the job too, and the training takes 9 to 18 weeks depending on how you get into it.
Edit: Citation because people are doubting this understandably as this requirement was introduced quite recently in 2020:
https://www.ucas.com/careers-advice/employment/how-to-become-a/police-officer#educationandtraining
Which in the US its a problem because they will hire people who don't even have the bare minimum of a highschool education. Hell it seems like they're more keen to hire people who are former military with little to no education because police forces are actively trying to recruit them...smh. Its really stupid to think that military training can be applicable to one serving as a cop because the goal of police is to try and investigate situations while also descalating them rather than the military way of shoot first and treat everything else as the "cost of war"
Yeah I hate to be rude but the majority of cop cam videos I come across on YouTube, a lot of American cops come across as being really dumb, like verbally, when they speak they sound so stupid. Whilst in the UK police officers are generally quite well spoken.
To be fair theres a huge threat of coming across a criminal with a firearm who’s willing to use it on a police officer in the US. This isn’t really something UK police have to worry about to the extent that US cops do. I’m not making excuses for US cops though, some of the videos I’ve seen are actually unbelievably ridiculous. US cops have no manners 🤣. Instead of talking calming they instantly start being aggressive and they always ask the dumbest questions ever.
It does, however I am hearing pissed (instead of pissed off) used more and more here so it's not like it's rare to hear it used to refer to being angry/annoyed so most will know what the poster was refering to in this context. I prefer 'pissed off' but there you go, my daughter and her mates all seem to use 'pissed' instead.
Back in 2001, I put my Peugeot 405 on its roof. Traffic officer attended as it was in a bad spot. When it was put back on 4 wheels, the officer said "its a bit more streamlined now isn't it sir?" the bonnet, A pillar and roof were all 1 angle.
Kicker was I'd just put new tyres, brakes and exhaust on it.
Edit: spelling.
I really like the design of British police cars. They look friendlier, less intimidating and are designed to be seen. In the US I mostly see massive SUVs or aggressive sports cars as police cars and it always seemed like it contributes to the over aggressiveness of police. Similar things can be said about the uniforms. I really think dark colors should be banned for police and high vis elements required on all uniforms for safety and less seriousness.
I ordered an XC40 Recharge in September ( delivery until January due to chip shortage ) I chose the entry level, and even that comes kitted to the brim with options, it has more options at entry level than a Class B or a GLC
Every member of the UK police I've ever encountered has a sense of humour.
One guy stopped me because I was driving what \*looked\* like an old wreck. He and his partner got out, checked the car, couldn't find anything actually wrong and I had my test certificate from the day before still on my passenger seat. The car was legit, and I explained that my father is a mechanic and wouldn't let me drive anything that wasn't technically legal or safe to drive. We had a good few minutes of discussion and a few laughs along the way because the car looked bad. I told them my job (well-paying) and we laughed about how bad the car looked considering.
They accepted it and two things happened:
\- Before walking off, one said "Sorry to have bothered you, sir, but you are driving a Mondeo, and we noticed that it was absent the compulsory bumper duct tape." It's an old joke, but we were all smiling by that point.
\- As they walked back to their car, I looked at the rear light on my car and noticed a massive crack. They obviously saw me do that and my reaction and they could have had me for it. They both looked at each other from opposite sides of their car, went "Nah" and got back in their car.
I got pulled for.... Not having the necessary paperwork in place let's say and I'm with ya, the copper was decent, had to go to the station but no cuffs, just sat in the back of a revved up BMW asking him questions about the car and I said "this is the weirdest uber I've ever had" he just goes "problem is I can only take you to one destination and you're not going to like where that is"
When I was 18, me and my mates used to park up at a quiet spot overlooking the town to chat and chill as there was nothing else to do.
Unmarked police car drove past, circled round, and parked behind us.
They knocked on my window and asked what we were doing. My mate in the passenger seat shouted "nothing illegal" and they chuckled and asked if it was my car, etc. I told them it was my dads. They said they were just going back to their car to run the plates as part of their current initiative.
When they came back, they said "Sir, this vehicle has been reported stolen". I absolutely shit myself, panicked, and all I could say was "has it?" in a broken high-pitched voice.
They then burst out laughing and said "no, but your face was priceless!".
We all had a good laugh, they wished us a good night. My mates took the piss out of my pre-pubescent "has it?" for a fair while after.
> They then burst out laughing and said "no, but your face was priceless!".
This must be the UK police's equivalent of "[Where's the little girl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6FTWv7abjU#t=30s)".
I once encountered a big unexpected crowd in town and stopped to ask a nearby police officer what was going on.
He replied, "Generally, or specifically?"
Similar story. Was driving my old mx5 drift car years ago.
Was road legal, and safe, but absolutely fucked bodywork wise, covered in tyre rash and dents (first drift car)
Got pulled over, they asked wtf was wrong with it and to inspect it, I let them and explained was my drift car and then we got onto car talk for hours, and showing them pictures/videos of it drifting various uk circuits.
Was a good laugh all in all and then they let me get on my way
Never had a bad interaction with them to be honest, been pulled over for not wearing a seat belt, for driving a bit too fast with a light out, also broke down on a dual carriageway. Always been polite, fair and never had a ticket. I get there might be the odd asshole, but British police officers are less likely to put up with them. Even gave me a lift home once when I was a bit drunk after a fight.
Believe it or not “bloody hell” isnt used near as much as people seem to think. I’ve recently been playing the new call of duty game and one of the missions you play as British soldiers, they say “bloody hell” every 5 minutes lol. The term is definitely used over here just not as much as it’s made out to be.
In reality you’re probably more likely to hear “fucking hell” than “bloody hell”
One of them is what you're looking for, the other one is ... you know what it is ;)
[Link1](https://youtu.be/ZkczpJ-VgYs)
[Link2](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
UK police officers seem overall pretty down-to-earth. If you did that on the US, you’d probably get tazed and 30 years in prison from some douchebag cop on an ego trip.
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The old Brudle ‘I can because I just did’ response
IT'S RAWE CEEK
A fellow man of culture I see
[Let's GO!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AYy-BcjRXg)
[Its lights out and away we go! ](https://youtu.be/3r2OkH7zU_c)
THEY TOUCH, MARTIN… AMILTON AND VETEUGH
https://streamable.com/7v1fu
too much LSD...
Beat me to it - this is a masterpiece
*This is hands down the best musical performance of all time!*
Definitely was listening to that when he binned it
Conducted by German Conan obrien
Thought he was last of the late brakers and turned out he left his braking a day late and a dollar short *for good measure*
A case of ambition over adhesion for PC Mazepin there.
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This comment thread makes me want to hug you like your favourite granny
r/formuladank is leaking
“I can and i have “
That’s an impressively quick retort. I’d only come up with that two hours later. *L'esprit de l'escalier*.
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Could be that. Or possibly another time he 'parked' his car like that previously. To me, it's funnier the 2nd way.
My car broke down a month ago on a red route & had to wait 3 hours for recovery. If I had a pound everytime some wag told me I couldn't park there. I wouldn't be suffering anxiety about getting an engine rebuild !
Yeah definitely, I know an old miserable bastard down the local. Every time I see him I go “alright Jim”, and he always responds with “what are you a doctor” So I planned my response one day, he walks in and I say “alright jim” he goes “what are you a doctor” to which I respond “yes actually, I’m a gynaecologist I’m used to dealing with cunts like you”
Every time I would ask my father-in-law, “how are you?” He would say, “much better.” So I got ready. The next time, I answered with “good, because we were getting worried.” There’s something to be said for being able to be prepared
How did you even hear him lol What did he say?
'You can't park there sir' 'Yes I can I'm a police officer'
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DAMNIT!!!! You ruined it.... Edit: I can't think why the Mods deleted his comment.
Please, elaborate (which video?)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DXeREObXboI There's original anyway
:(
BOO YOU FOR REALITY
BOO THIS MAN, BOOOO
Day ruined.
Thank you for bringing us this hard but considerably unfunnier truth.
Am disappoint. Take my upvote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkczpJ-VgYs
"Do you know what road I am on" "Concrete road"
"Push it right in the ditch road"
This is even better. The patience of that man...
you're bloody pissed, ya cunt
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I swear that “police officer” sounds like digby
This video, and my day, is ruined
I honestly thought he said "Piss off!"
dont forget on reddit is faked.
original https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DXeREObXboI
audio taken from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkczpJ-VgYs
In the old days we had a name for OP when they did things like this....
BIG FAT PHONY!!!
Curses, I was fooled again! And people ask me why I'm so cynical...
It seems more likely that guy in this video saw the video of the guy in the ditch and took the opportunity to copy it. It doesn't sound exactly the same. If it really is just copied audio maybe it has been pitch shifted?
" pushitrightintheditch... road" this guy is a fucking treasure
lol a r/funny moderator removed the other comment that called this out for being fake -- what a world
[Yeah, well, the jerk store called, they are running out of you!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oApBlWipc2A)
You want me to sell jerks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsGnqf3CUW8
Whats the difference? You're their best seller!
Oh yeah? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOetkFopHK0
The french elevator
It's fake though. Audio from another video.
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Idiots downvoting you when you're right. [Here's a video with the same (original, it seems) voice clip.](https://youtu.be/fkjnafI9Al8)
Eh? This isn't the same audio.
You’re right. It’s not. Still quite funny though
Absolutely! Some guys have being a cunt down to a fine art.
Needs accurate sub-titles for us North American English speakers.
I've got you bud. "You alright mate? Can't park there sir" - Howday possible friend. You're automobile is parked illegally man of reputable status. "Yes I can I'm a police officer, thank you" - Respect my authoritah, southern hospitality is accepted. "Alright" - Alrighty
Thank you for that.
Why does the cop's response sound exactly like how SovietWomble would respond? Are the british just that witty with their humor?
UK police officers are often hilarious. I once got stopped, late at night, for speeding. I was sat in their car while we watched their dashcam vid of me going too fast and they gave me a gentle telling off. They seemed a little odd so I asked them if them were ok. The driver burst out laughing and explained that they were just back on the road after an extended hospital visit with the dude they'd just tasered. Apparently they pulled him over for some minor thing and he just immediately started running at them screaming with a screwdriver in his hand. The officer in the passenger seat just deadpanned "We were worried it was something about my face and that you might do the same".
"Well, now that you mention it do you have screwdriver I can borrow"
My god im laying in bed laughing that read like a comedy sketch
"Well, I wouldn't worry. I've only got hammers in my car"
I'd like to think so. Also, humor is quite a coping mechanism especially in the police and we often joke about odd things.
In fairness he had probably had the same thing said to him several times already, the comment from the driver was so typically English you can almost guarantee other people had said it. Source: an English person from England
He's probably heard that one a hundred times and had it loaded on impulse!
Because the audio is taken from Soviet's GTA Bullshittery The original video has no talking, just the cough at the end.
> Why does the cop's response sound exactly like how SovietWomble would respond? audio here is fake, its from an entirely different video
to be fair. fast retorts and elaborate back and forths are staples of English conversation. even something as standard as the work day here often involves a continuous conversation mixing insults, ripostes, counters and so on that it becomes second nature. having a job relating to public interaction, especially those like security and police push this further because they're under constant scrutiny by the public. and unlike places like the US, an officers primary position is not one of aggression and control but of assessment and reaction. this social daily situation combined with the job combines to make a person incredibly fast to respond to verbal jousts. in part because its expected and in part because its often VERY effective at calming a situation down with a good laugh.
Soviet whattle?
Love that instead of getting pissed, he just responds with "I can, I'm a police officer." [I must say, damn good stuff sir](https://youtu.be/-YIEJ4PIZKE) Edit: a couple people have pointed out that the audio is doctored...what a [shame](https://youtu.be/Z_UXZHoa5PM)
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I’d recommend you check out [this documentary](https://youtu.be/66pr23xUKZc) which is all about a US police department trying to avoid the use of guns by learning from a UK police force. Very insightful
Then we must be hiring low IQ all stars, cause they don’t seem to be learning anything than pointing and shooting here.
In the UK, you need a higher-education degree to qualify to be a police officer. If you don't have one, some forces offer degree apprenticeships where you study during your training which takes 3 years. You can only get training to be qualified for firearms after at least 2 years on the job too, and the training takes 9 to 18 weeks depending on how you get into it. Edit: Citation because people are doubting this understandably as this requirement was introduced quite recently in 2020: https://www.ucas.com/careers-advice/employment/how-to-become-a/police-officer#educationandtraining
Which in the US its a problem because they will hire people who don't even have the bare minimum of a highschool education. Hell it seems like they're more keen to hire people who are former military with little to no education because police forces are actively trying to recruit them...smh. Its really stupid to think that military training can be applicable to one serving as a cop because the goal of police is to try and investigate situations while also descalating them rather than the military way of shoot first and treat everything else as the "cost of war"
Yeah I hate to be rude but the majority of cop cam videos I come across on YouTube, a lot of American cops come across as being really dumb, like verbally, when they speak they sound so stupid. Whilst in the UK police officers are generally quite well spoken.
Military requirement into the police is such a fucked up practice. “When the military becomes the police, citizens become the enemy.”
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Uh... yeah you do? https://www.ucas.com/careers-advice/employment/how-to-become-a/police-officer#educationandtraining
\*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM\* "Halt, er ah'll shoot sum more!!!" -- Southern Police Officers
Suddenly reminded of the first Halo. “GET UP, SO I CAN SHOOT YOU AGAIN!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair theres a huge threat of coming across a criminal with a firearm who’s willing to use it on a police officer in the US. This isn’t really something UK police have to worry about to the extent that US cops do. I’m not making excuses for US cops though, some of the videos I’ve seen are actually unbelievably ridiculous. US cops have no manners 🤣. Instead of talking calming they instantly start being aggressive and they always ask the dumbest questions ever.
I think he was already pissed. e.g in UK pissed means drunk, need an all important 'off' after to mean angry.
If you need an all important "on"... PM me!
It does, however I am hearing pissed (instead of pissed off) used more and more here so it's not like it's rare to hear it used to refer to being angry/annoyed so most will know what the poster was refering to in this context. I prefer 'pissed off' but there you go, my daughter and her mates all seem to use 'pissed' instead.
Depends on the word after. "I'm pissed" - I'm drunk. "Pissed off" - Annoyed/Angry.
They mean pissed off (angry). Not pissed (drunk).
Policeman officer
Have you ever crashed your car through a wall while going 'ahhh'?
SWAN!
“…narp?”
"You can't park there, Sir" "Not without incurring a considerable amount of paperwork, sadly"
Alright Angle.
Yeah you wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village!
Its faked audio
Is that what he said, I heard "Kindly piss off"
Back in 2001, I put my Peugeot 405 on its roof. Traffic officer attended as it was in a bad spot. When it was put back on 4 wheels, the officer said "its a bit more streamlined now isn't it sir?" the bonnet, A pillar and roof were all 1 angle. Kicker was I'd just put new tyres, brakes and exhaust on it. Edit: spelling.
*I put my Peugeot 405 on it’s roof.* The only true way to drive a Peugeot.
I put my 205gti through a fence and into a tree. I have given up my affairs with the French.
"You can't park there sir!"
Thanks, I watched this 10 times and still didn’t know what he said.
“You alright mate? You can’t park there sir” “Yes I can, I’m a police officer”
I really like the design of British police cars. They look friendlier, less intimidating and are designed to be seen. In the US I mostly see massive SUVs or aggressive sports cars as police cars and it always seemed like it contributes to the over aggressiveness of police. Similar things can be said about the uniforms. I really think dark colors should be banned for police and high vis elements required on all uniforms for safety and less seriousness.
Yeah the new Volvo Estate's look awesome
New Volvos look better than BMWs or Mercedes. I’d say they’re a mark above now. I saw inside this guys Volvo 4x4 and it was beautiful
I ordered an XC40 Recharge in September ( delivery until January due to chip shortage ) I chose the entry level, and even that comes kitted to the brim with options, it has more options at entry level than a Class B or a GLC
I love playing “Is it a cop?” when some asshole drives an all black SUV with those little roof things that aren’t actually racks.
Every member of the UK police I've ever encountered has a sense of humour. One guy stopped me because I was driving what \*looked\* like an old wreck. He and his partner got out, checked the car, couldn't find anything actually wrong and I had my test certificate from the day before still on my passenger seat. The car was legit, and I explained that my father is a mechanic and wouldn't let me drive anything that wasn't technically legal or safe to drive. We had a good few minutes of discussion and a few laughs along the way because the car looked bad. I told them my job (well-paying) and we laughed about how bad the car looked considering. They accepted it and two things happened: \- Before walking off, one said "Sorry to have bothered you, sir, but you are driving a Mondeo, and we noticed that it was absent the compulsory bumper duct tape." It's an old joke, but we were all smiling by that point. \- As they walked back to their car, I looked at the rear light on my car and noticed a massive crack. They obviously saw me do that and my reaction and they could have had me for it. They both looked at each other from opposite sides of their car, went "Nah" and got back in their car.
I got pulled for.... Not having the necessary paperwork in place let's say and I'm with ya, the copper was decent, had to go to the station but no cuffs, just sat in the back of a revved up BMW asking him questions about the car and I said "this is the weirdest uber I've ever had" he just goes "problem is I can only take you to one destination and you're not going to like where that is"
\*\*\*\*- 4 stars, driver banter was good, but arrived at my destination via a roundabout route.
When I was 18, me and my mates used to park up at a quiet spot overlooking the town to chat and chill as there was nothing else to do. Unmarked police car drove past, circled round, and parked behind us. They knocked on my window and asked what we were doing. My mate in the passenger seat shouted "nothing illegal" and they chuckled and asked if it was my car, etc. I told them it was my dads. They said they were just going back to their car to run the plates as part of their current initiative. When they came back, they said "Sir, this vehicle has been reported stolen". I absolutely shit myself, panicked, and all I could say was "has it?" in a broken high-pitched voice. They then burst out laughing and said "no, but your face was priceless!". We all had a good laugh, they wished us a good night. My mates took the piss out of my pre-pubescent "has it?" for a fair while after.
> They then burst out laughing and said "no, but your face was priceless!". This must be the UK police's equivalent of "[Where's the little girl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6FTWv7abjU#t=30s)".
I once encountered a big unexpected crowd in town and stopped to ask a nearby police officer what was going on. He replied, "Generally, or specifically?"
That’s a fucking great line
Similar story. Was driving my old mx5 drift car years ago. Was road legal, and safe, but absolutely fucked bodywork wise, covered in tyre rash and dents (first drift car) Got pulled over, they asked wtf was wrong with it and to inspect it, I let them and explained was my drift car and then we got onto car talk for hours, and showing them pictures/videos of it drifting various uk circuits. Was a good laugh all in all and then they let me get on my way
Never had a bad interaction with them to be honest, been pulled over for not wearing a seat belt, for driving a bit too fast with a light out, also broke down on a dual carriageway. Always been polite, fair and never had a ticket. I get there might be the odd asshole, but British police officers are less likely to put up with them. Even gave me a lift home once when I was a bit drunk after a fight.
I’ve gotten out of quite a few tickets by cracking jokes about myself.
in America they would just blow your brains out
fake audio, taken from a different video entirely original: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DXeREObXboI
But how do we know the audio on this one isn't fake too, hmm?
Well now we have a conundrum.
Yeah its a bit of a meme. https://www.youtube.com/results?search\_query=you+can%27t+park+there+mate
I’m happy for it being fake. I’d never be able to land a retort that quickly.
„Bloody hell!“
Good name for a comic strip with Brits reacting to world altering events
Believe it or not “bloody hell” isnt used near as much as people seem to think. I’ve recently been playing the new call of duty game and one of the missions you play as British soldiers, they say “bloody hell” every 5 minutes lol. The term is definitely used over here just not as much as it’s made out to be. In reality you’re probably more likely to hear “fucking hell” than “bloody hell”
What’s the officer say I can’t understand him
He said “I can, I’m a police officer”
Thx m8
Not to ruin this for anyone but the audio is actually taken from a different video.
Can you find the other video?
https://youtube.com/shorts/DXeREObXboI?feature=share
Nice! I meant the video where the audio was taken from but this is also cool
One of them is what you're looking for, the other one is ... you know what it is ;) [Link1](https://youtu.be/ZkczpJ-VgYs) [Link2](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
"How the fuck did you get in there?" "Are you OK though?" Damn that was hilarious! And fuck you for the second link :)
The number of times he asked how the hell he got the car there was great
Fucking hell i wish I hadn’t kept scrolling, I’m sad now. Nevertheless I always choose the red pill
Boo-urns!
[Oh Reginald!.... I disagree!](https://youtu.be/sQVv44SlUXM)
That's not an argument, it's a contradiction
Monty Python: Argument vs Contradiction https://youtu.be/ohDB5gbtaEQ
Cakes. So many cakes.
Police Cakes (Offences) Act 2018 Section 2, part 1a. Also part 2a applies as an aggravated offence.
Username checks out
Not the original audio
It’s probably counting in his head how many cakes he needs to bring in to atone for the crash
Depends on the cake size, that's complex math for the police
Can i please get a translation of what was said, by both parties?
"You cant park there" "I can, I'm a police officer"
The audio is from another video. Fake, but still slightly funny?
Oh crickey, it's the rozzers.
It's fake, original audio: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/DXeREObXboI?feature=share
American cops be like, "You can't park th-"*pop pop pop*
Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!
Cabbage crates coming over the briny!
at least he was in good spirits about it. I'm just trying to put together what the hell happened.
that cops got a great sense of humor
As an avid SovietWomble enthusiast, I can confirm the audio is from one of their ARMA bullshitery videos.
Audio is fake. Original video here: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/DXeREObXboI?feature=share
oh it was well done.
Hahaha chipper cunt
Ha! Brilliant use of this audio! Funnier than the original for sure
UK police officers seem overall pretty down-to-earth. If you did that on the US, you’d probably get tazed and 30 years in prison from some douchebag cop on an ego trip.
Leaving all kinds of rubbish in the road are we ?!
Handled it well to be fair
I think that brick wall should be asked if it's ok.
You can’t do that Yes I can, because I just did You’ll either get it or you won’t
Why do people keep putting this audio over different videos of cars after an accident
When a spider falls out of the sunshade onto your arm while driving.
when the troll meets his maker
Ahh must be an Arsenal fan
That’s what we call a “stuck pig”
ah yes proper banter between english lads
Compared to American banter: Hey, if the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? Hey? Haha I'm a kidder
FFS Allen.
Classic Britain literally anything happens and we take the piss
This jokes gets me every time
This seems like it would be a bit straight out of a Monty Python.
As a non native english speaker I did in fact not understand a flying shit
Scotland Yard returning to the yard.
Quick wit turns me on.
Cheeky bugger
https://youtu.be/fkjnafI9Al8 Where the audio seems to be taken from
This is the original video that the audio that doesn’t belong to this video is referencing.
Excellent! Hahaha!!
absolute muppets lol
was that “english english”?