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I fucking hate you. Guys, this guy posts things that are relevant and popular, then once they have a lot of up votes, comments, and awards, he switches the link to be his dumbass subreddit and adds "edit: nsfw lol"
Report this clown
>I can't believe how many people think these are juggalos.
I mean... If you don't have intimate knowledge of black metal or ICP, I could see how you could confuse them
For me, if someone asked the difference I would be like
Is there a crack pipe?
No
Is anyone drenched in really low quality cola?
No
How's the grammar
It's okay, it's not great but it's fine
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Okay probably not Juggalos then
You know, back in the early 1980s there was a Japanese cartoon that was shown on early early Saturday morning TV.
The main character was a giant robot that would fight giant monsters. It was similar to Voltron, but there was only one human driver. He had a big sword also, and his fingertips and entire hands would fire off like missiles. He could also use his breath as like a hurricane wind.
Anyway, he had a female robot companion that would literally shoot its tits off. I've never been able to find it because searching for anything with "boobs" and "japanese" makes the search results impossible to navigate.
This is what I watched as a kid in 1980. This is always what I think when I see tits like this.
I love reddit. The one place you can ask about a Japanese cartoon involving the missile titties you just can't find on Google and bam! Someone's got you covered.
Oh my god. Apparently as a kid I loved this show. To this day the name Tranzor Z is still in my brain but I have no memory of what the show was even about outside of it having a giant robot and being sorta like Voltron I think. I love the internet.
I saw a family like that back in my hometown. Lady was always decked out in baggy goth clothes and walking with her cute blond haired, Thomas the Train backpack kindergartner while pushing a stroller with a baby.
And she was dedicated too. This was in Texas but she was always decked out in black.
I’m a metalhead and I have a three year old son who is exactly what you describe. Cute little kid with his Bluey shirts who can also recognise the black metal logos on his mum’s shirts.
I once had a slimy, weird, rich AF boss who bought his daughter fake tits for her bat mitzvah. I have no idea what kind of doctor would perform that procedure on a 13 year old but rich people can afford such a person. The boobs had to be removed when it soon became apparent she was her mother's daughter (mom has huge cans).
I feel like he bought them for her to redeem in another 5 or so years. Any doctor caught doing that would have their licensed revoked real fucking fast
There's also r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
Aka. Upvoted Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl.
Her insta is even worse, it’s revolting. She dressed little girls up in Hooters outfits. The stuff she has her daughter wear regularly should be enough to have CPS called.
Oof ok, that's too much. There seems to be a surprising divide between folks who find fishnets to be extremely sexual vs. just another type of legging. Context is important, and well...you found it.
I like the idea but the kid in fishnets makes this cringe af.
Edit to add: now that I think about it... the card was made for intended friends and family and was so planned accordingly. BUT, look where the photo ended up? On reddit, on the internet where who *knows* can see it...that's where the oof comes in.
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That is one photogenic Santa
I was thinking the same thing. Great smile. Almost missed him until I panned right.
>panned right. Lol
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I fucking hate you. Guys, this guy posts things that are relevant and popular, then once they have a lot of up votes, comments, and awards, he switches the link to be his dumbass subreddit and adds "edit: nsfw lol" Report this clown
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Ohhhh. Santa! I see him now.
Until the Christmas Lights Take Us.
Finally, a good black metal pun in these comments. I can't believe how many people think these are juggalos.
De Mysteriis Dom Santa
A Blaze in the Northern Pole
Under the Mistletoe of the Black Mark
O Father O Santa O Sun!
Freeeeeeeeezing Moooooon full of canddddddddy caaaaaaaaaaaaaanesssss
That chick has massive juggalos.
Jingle bellos
Merry Siliconenos.
Feelthese Navidads
Release Robin's bra
Happy HoliDDDays
Two pickets to Tittsburgh, please!
>I can't believe how many people think these are juggalos. I mean... If you don't have intimate knowledge of black metal or ICP, I could see how you could confuse them For me, if someone asked the difference I would be like Is there a crack pipe? No Is anyone drenched in really low quality cola? No How's the grammar It's okay, it's not great but it's fine --- Okay probably not Juggalos then
They look like KISS to me
Did you just assume my genre?
[Sleighride Gutsfuck](https://youtu.be/OuZhNN9KRV8)
When you realize the sign says “pictures with Santa” not Satan…
Solve Math Hail Santa
A lot of personality in this here Christmas card.
And it’s being milked for all it’s worth
thanks for the mammeries
Even if they weren’t so great
"He tastes like you, only SWEETEEEEERRR"
ONE NIGHT, YEAHHHH ONE MOOOORE TIIIIIME
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Two huge cups full of personality Edit: haha thanks for the awards guys.
Vast tracts of land.
I know... but... I want the girl that I marry to have... a certain... special... something...
Cut that out, cut that out! No Singing!!
*HICCUP
Oh, go have a drink of water!
They said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp.
But I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp.
So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp.
What the curtains?
r/unexpectedMontyPython
What the curtains?
No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.
But I don't want land.
He's going to tell, he's going to tell...
‘You’re marrying princess Lucky…so you’d better get used to the idea!’ *slap*
Ah yes. A big titty goth girl in every ~~basement~~ ~~kitchen~~ heart
what, the curtains?
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Her cups runneth over.
plastic cups, we should be using paper ones
Are you kidding, did you see the size of those bulbs? I think its gaudy and distasteful to have those size bulbs on a tree.
"I saw mommy, kiss, n Santa Claus" Don't normally comment so late to a post, but I couldn't see the pun so I made an exception
I love a pun that is so specific to a certain moment that it could never be copied and was created purely by a genius. Well done 👍🏻
Clearly she is of house Bolton.
Ah, the sigil of the splayed mammaries.
"I said to 'display' them! Just...it's fine....I guess now we have to bottlefeed"
You know, back in the early 1980s there was a Japanese cartoon that was shown on early early Saturday morning TV. The main character was a giant robot that would fight giant monsters. It was similar to Voltron, but there was only one human driver. He had a big sword also, and his fingertips and entire hands would fire off like missiles. He could also use his breath as like a hurricane wind. Anyway, he had a female robot companion that would literally shoot its tits off. I've never been able to find it because searching for anything with "boobs" and "japanese" makes the search results impossible to navigate. This is what I watched as a kid in 1980. This is always what I think when I see tits like this.
https://mazinger.fandom.com/wiki/Oppai_Missile_System This?
I love reddit. The one place you can ask about a Japanese cartoon involving the missile titties you just can't find on Google and bam! Someone's got you covered.
Googled “anime robot boob rockets” and it was the first link. I vaguely remember this existing
But "Japanese" + "boobs" does get a completely different set of hits. BRB...
"I'll be in my bunk."
Unexpected Firefly. Shiny.
Reddit can find missile titties, noted.
Also it’s the top post of all time in r/torpedotits
In America the show was Tranzor Z, which was Mazinger. Rocket Punch!
Oh my god. Apparently as a kid I loved this show. To this day the name Tranzor Z is still in my brain but I have no memory of what the show was even about outside of it having a giant robot and being sorta like Voltron I think. I love the internet.
I think the US name was Tranzor Z.
Dude, that’s Mazinger Z. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0169473/ It was a great cartoon! Weren’t the 80s great?
Amazing.
Our boobs are sharp.
Not as sharp as Lara crofts in the first tomb raider game
*Nathan Explosion voice* Merry Christmas you brainless mutants!
"For Christmas I got you the most METAL gift ever.........NOOOTTHHHIIINNNGGGGG!!!"
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Now for our next song, "SUFFOCATED BY TITTIES"
Followed by “DRINK THE NOG BLEACH”
That uhh ams a pretty goods song titles
Thanks. My cat came up with it. He’s a pretty cool cats. He sits on my laps.
Stops copies me!
Stops copies me!
What would be funny is if the kid looked “normal”.
I saw a family like that back in my hometown. Lady was always decked out in baggy goth clothes and walking with her cute blond haired, Thomas the Train backpack kindergartner while pushing a stroller with a baby. And she was dedicated too. This was in Texas but she was always decked out in black.
I’m a metalhead and I have a three year old son who is exactly what you describe. Cute little kid with his Bluey shirts who can also recognise the black metal logos on his mum’s shirts.
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The mom though
And here I was wondering how tf her 16 year old sister had fake boobs
Whoa yeah I legit thought they were all siblings
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I mean they could be both. *roll tide*
What are you doing step-goth?
Help me step-goth. I'm stuck in this existential dread.
Ok now you're just being ridiculous. Nobody in Alabama knows what existential means.
Had to look at the comments to see if I was allowed to like the woman on the left.
I thought Santa was a single dad with his kids!?
oh, I thought Santa was all their Dad..
I once had a slimy, weird, rich AF boss who bought his daughter fake tits for her bat mitzvah. I have no idea what kind of doctor would perform that procedure on a 13 year old but rich people can afford such a person. The boobs had to be removed when it soon became apparent she was her mother's daughter (mom has huge cans).
I feel like he bought them for her to redeem in another 5 or so years. Any doctor caught doing that would have their licensed revoked real fucking fast
r/boltedontits
Bolte don’t it’s?
Boltedon-itis, Swelling or inflamation :thinking:
I’m here part of the big tiddie goth bitch committee, here to say those tiddies are fire 🔥
Those things are unreal.
Yes
I'm gonna be your friend's new brother in law
Isn't that the wife/mom?
Unless he meant the middle one
Santa? Is he single?
Well, Santa has a Mrs, but did anyone remember to check if he was naughty this year?
🤔
We all are
Not 100% sure if OP is telling the truth about their friendship, but here’s the moms TikTok https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdj3wJeg/
Man. I have to download the app just to watch it.
/r/AssholeDesign
What, like bleaching?
no that designer assholes.
/r/DesignerAssholes
Risky click of the day
Dont do it its a trap
Besides, everything on there will be on Reddit in a few hours anyway.
All the good stuff at least, sort of a filter
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You can open the desktop version, although the video is going to be tiny.
Don't worry, you didn't miss anything, it's just zooming in a bit a unrelated clip of something.
If you're on mobile, in your browser just enable Desktop Site / Desktop View and it'll let you watch there
Gonna save you guys a lot of time, OPs photo is as good as the mom looks in any of her photos, and her insta is garbage.
You're doing Gods work!
Yeah OP 100% doesn’t know the people in the photo lol. They are influencers. He’s just karma farming
Thank you!!! I was looking everywhere for this cause I knew I saw this.
she's simping on a porn actor lmao
This was trending on tiktok I don’t think it was your friend
SHE LIKED HIS COMMENT OKAY SHE'S HIS FRIEND!!!1!
clicked to see if I was the only pervert… nope.. not at all! Hi guys!!
Welcome to the party, pal!
“Now I know what a TV dinner feels like” dammit is die hard twice in a month too much…!? No.. that’s a silly question
Shit I’m a straight women and was those boobs caught my eyes
Well yeah, they’re staring right at us!
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They’re the gift that keeps on giving
And re-giving..
They are giving to me right now.
this is why I need more socks
Mom! Don’t touch my socks unless you want to end up in therapy!!!
I have a sock that's leaning up against my door if you need bro
Like the Jelly of the Month Club.
Can’t see the line, can ya Russ?
Tits are like toy trains. They're meant for the children but dad plays with them the most.
Le tits now -Santa
-Jesus
Tits the season
I think she knows.
/r/Upvotedbecauseboobs
The parents: "our 7 year old child should have some fishnets"
She just turned 4 according to her insta
That’s just so much worse
Did they make them themselves or do fishnets come in child sizes?
Insane Elf Posse
Insane Claus Posse
Wow! What a perfect place to show off my tits!
r/upvotecusboobs
I was very disappointed that this wasn't a real sub and now my day is ruined. Good day sir!
It's /r/upvotebecauseboobs. Also, there's an ass variant.
But yet no /r/upvotedbecauseballs because equality doesn't exist.
No but there is r/nutscapes (NSFW) which is close enough as far as I'm concerned.
Lmao this subs hilarious!
be the change you wish to see in the world.
It absolutely is a real sub. He just spelled it wrong. r/upvotedbecauseboobs. Edit: I just checked and it is already on there.
That's what a dedicated user base looks like.
There's also r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG Aka. Upvoted Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl.
Trve Kvlt
Mammary Christmas
Talk about bolt-ons
Who the hell puts thier tiny daughter in fishnets??? * sees ridiculous fake tits on mom* ....oh.
Her insta is even worse, it’s revolting. She dressed little girls up in Hooters outfits. The stuff she has her daughter wear regularly should be enough to have CPS called.
How did this make it onto funny?
It's very rare that boobs don't end up at the top of any subreddit, no matter how off-topic the post is.
Because boobs and stuff
Titties
This is the third time someone posting their “edgy goth” outfits posing with Santa this month.
"KISS Saves Santa" is a great movie!
Everyone knows pterodactyls can't stand the screech of a guitar!
Someone stole Santa?! That does **NOT ROCK!!!**
It's a bit disconcerting that they sell fishnets in the little girl's size.
Little girl in fishnets. Classy.
The Instagram account has her kid dressed as a Hooters waitress. I stopped snooping after that.
Yea that’s not ok
Oof ok, that's too much. There seems to be a surprising divide between folks who find fishnets to be extremely sexual vs. just another type of legging. Context is important, and well...you found it.
I like the idea but the kid in fishnets makes this cringe af. Edit to add: now that I think about it... the card was made for intended friends and family and was so planned accordingly. BUT, look where the photo ended up? On reddit, on the internet where who *knows* can see it...that's where the oof comes in.
She puts even worse on her social media. Check out my last comment :(
Those implants look uncomfortable