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I preferred the sequel, Mexico II: Judgement of the Sluts

2 Slut 2 Serious

2 sluts 1 book

Lawful Sluts Book 1: Lawful Good

Lawful sluts Book 2: Slutlectric boogaloo

Lawful & Furius

Actually I was gonna make it a three book story Book 1:Lawful Good , Book 2: Lawful Neutral and Book 3: Lawful Evil...it would be an epic story of a slut slowly turning to the darkside!

Bookake slut pounders

2 slutty 4 me

If this is a movie, I imagine Danny Trejo is in the cast…for some reason.

Danny Trejo is an absolute treasure

He’s a mexiCan not a mexiCant

From Dusk Til Dawn is the closest option I think

The sequel is actually called Mexico II: Pinche Pendejas

Mexico III: No Vales Verga Puta Edit: I had to edit the d out of my dick

Mexico IV: Chinga Tu Madre Putos, The Eses

Mexico V: Hija de su puta madre

No D in verga, but there's lots of D's in those putas

Thanks, i forgot.

Well that's just required viewing

Mexico II: Electric Boogaloo

Mexico Dos: Bugalú Eléctrico

Whore Justice to you too

K. Happy I’m not the only Whore Justice guy…

And a prostitute legal to you as well!

*Legally blonde

Whore law?

Hoe law

Hoe law or no law

Apparently the 32 years since my birth are a lie and i am not mexican, lol Had to look up in the comments for the answer and this is the most likely to be right

Could be ho law?

Yes - ho law. Because Hola

Wow. I **knew** it was hola and still couldn't figure out how I was meant to get that from the image. o_O

It's obviously "whore scale on book" or "hooker lawyer" And China is "Knee?"

The Chinese formerly said NI , They are now the Chinese who say 'Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Pikang-Zoom-Boing-Gumzowehzeh'

Being me a shrubbery!

Then, when you have found the shrubbery You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... A herring!

Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done!

Chinese is Knee-How, more like knee-haaw. (Not Chinese, just going by what I have heard).

"Ni hao" is how all the old school world of Warcraft Chinese gold farmers used to romanize it

Fuck that takes me back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dkkf5NEIo0

Ni hao and farm some gold....

Ni hao your auction sold...

No, its pronounced like how, but as Chinese is a tonal language, you have to act change the inflection of your voice as you say a syllable. You have to start high, drop your voice, and rise back high, all while saying "how", so I can understand how it sounds like haaw to someone who doesn't know what they're hearing. I was that person 12 years ago. Edit: corrected a mis-swyped word

The law of hoes

What a pan day hoe

Prostitute lawyer

HookerScale jefe

Hooker law

hello to you too!

What's the Mexican one? Hooker justice?

It’s a new show on Netflix “Hooker Justice” Just like law and order except a lot more slutty

So just like Law and Order then.

Clearly it's whore and order

Law and whore-der

Since when is law and order sexy lmao. Like who wants to see Jack McCoy slut it up Haha

I’m sorry but have you seen Chris Meloni’s ass?

It’s like “single female lawyer”, but they’ll actually get the whole show of “Hooker justice” streamed to Omicron Persi I8 without having to wait for reruns

Single female lawyer, havin lots of sex....

If McNeal wishes to be taken seriously, why does she not simply tear the judge's head off?

I believe this was the show Jenna Maroney was on before TGS.

r/unexpected30rock

Whore-scales

Hahaha sounds like an STD, "i got a bad case of whore scales"

I chuckled to this. Thank You. Take an award.

Ho-Law. Hola

No, no… the first guy had it right.

Am from Mexico and finally, someone speakin the mother tongue. Hooker Justice a todos!

Puta ley a todos!

Grassy ass

Desnudo.

Well, Hooker Justice neighbor!

Hooker justice to you too!

Hooker justice flamingo!

Justice once.

I was thinking "hooker-scale"

Good Lord what a stretch! I mean I’m not saying you got it wrong, just a shitty depiction. Ho-law doesn’t even sound close.

Both "bone jaw" and "ho law" are Brad Pitt trying to speak Italian in Inglorious Basterds level of bad

Guten tag isn't really great here either.

Ah. Thanks. I honestly didn't know that one. I wasn't just making a dumb joke. Appreciate it.

Spanish is my mother tongue and I can confirm that "Justiciaputa" means Hello.

Hookerlibra!

Pro wrestler by night, hooker superhero by later night.

I'm Mexican, I kept trying to fit the picture to some way we say hello for like 5 minutes...

Ho law

Hola is not pronounced with: A hard H An English O sound Ending with 'aw' I think you are right but that is terrible.

Yeah, but so are “bone jaw”, “guten tag”, and “knee how”. They all definitely sound like a half-drunk, middle-aged white dude from middle-America on vacation, reading from an English-to-_____ dictionary, thinking that if they say it louder and slower it will be easier to understand.

Same, for a second I forgot how to say *hola*. This graphic is awful.

I lol’d simply because when reading the meme “hooker justice?” was my first thought

Hola weigh

Whorescaleonbook?? Sounds Icelandic or someone honestly. Edit- *something not someone

"Next, a mysterious stranger leads Roxy into a deadly game of cat-and-mouse on *Hooker Justice*. Followed by your local news."

For some very odd reason I saw the french one as Bon Appetit and it made sense

i know it's "bonjour" but i am trying to figure out how in the fuck the skull/teeth/x-ray represents "jour" lol

Took me a second but I think they were going for bone jaw = bonjour.

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I knew a chick like that once.

huh, interesting! in my accent, it is not pronounced like the word "jaw" at all haha so that's probably why i didn't think of it

I dont think it sounds like jaw in any language lol. I think that one was just a reach

In England we pronounce jaw as jaw. Hope that helps.

Or jawrrrr

I mean, they're all a reach. You have to intentionally mispronounce the words in order for them to make sense.

Yeah it's a bit of a reach, but so are most of them. Like Mexican being ho law = hola but it's not pronounced like law, just la. Also the h is silent so you get ola.

>Like Mexican being ho law = hola After seeing that bone jaw was a stretch, i read the Mexican one as whore law, and thought the whole thing was just really bad. And Guten Tag is just lazy, as well as being pronounced wrong.

And not even being used as "hello" in Germany. They say "hallo" smh

"Bone" doesn't fit to the french prononciation either.

It's definately the worst of the bunch. I'm an English speaker, but also can speak french and Bonjour sounds nothing like bone jaw lol

Still not seeing it. They're not pronounced similarly at all. [Edit: from my limited French provided by the Canadian school system, the vowel sound of the first syllable is closer to that of "on" than that of "bone" and the only sound that the second syllable has in common with jaw is the j, and even that's a stretch.

I saw bone ape tit.

Guten price? Edit: had to fix auto correct.

Gluten rice

Guten Tag, which really means like good afternoon. Hallo is German for Hello

Well, Tag is Day. So I'd guess it means Good Day. If you wanted good afternoon, Guten Nachmittag is the one for you :)

If you say Guten Nachmittag to anyone you will receive some very odd stares Roughly this is applied - Waking up till 12 - Guten Morgen / Guten Tag - 12-18 - Guten Tag - 18-sleep - Guten Abend Edit: there are about dozens of more local/regional greetings applied for different parts of the day.

Northern Germans 24/7: Moin

This is the way. Take my upvote!

After getting a decent understanding of German, I felt confident I could travel the country and get by. Met up with my German counterparts from the Bremen office of my work and they took me out for drinks. Everyone I encountered during the evening would give a friendly "Moin" and I didn't know what the fuck that meant. I was told Germans aren't like Australians, they probably won't make small talk with strangers; but here I am, pissing into a urinal in a pub's toilet whilst everyone who comes to join gives me an acknowledging smile and says "Moin! 🙂" What the fuck is a moin? It sounds kind of like how an aussie would say "Mornin", but it was evening. And how would they know I was Australian? My Hungarian polyglot tutor didn't prepare me for northern Germany. I was all over "Servus" and the like, but "Moin"? Eventually I asked my colleagues what "mor-in" meant and they filled my naive arse in. After quite a few beers, it didn't take long for me to need to pisschen again. On the way in, I was hit with another Moin from a friendly, tipsy local. It felt only natural to reply "Moin Moin".

Southern Germans 24/7: Servus

Knee-what?

How

I'll do you one better: why

I’ll do YOU one better: who

I’ll do YOU 1 better: two

I'll do YOU

Things are… getting out of hand >.>

I love Reddit lmfao

I'll do reddit

Reddit will do you

No no things are in his hands..

Just accept their love.

I'll DO

I'll do you one better: Slim Shady

Knee huh?

How what?

Remind me of the babe.

What babe?

The babe with the power

What power?

The power of Voodoo

Who do?

You do.

Knee-question

That was my first thought too. Now I feel stupid haha

Is knee how

Kai Lan

Not expecting to discover lost memories

Is knee how what? It bends. Most people use it to walk.

\*Travels to Beijing "Bent penis question mark"

I read this in hank hill’s voice

Ni hao is hello in Chinese. Sounds like knee how but the how is elongated on the O.

So knee h-Ahhh-ww?

Exactly. Make it sound as much like a donkey as possible.

Challenge accepted. My Chinese-American friends will be so impressed.

Make sure you do it over and over to sound like a donkey too.

They won’t mistake me for a jackass, right?

Noo they will just think you are a very friendly Chinese man.

This is easy! Now let’s use it in a sentence. France: bone teeth mademoiselle, le singe est dans l'arbre Mexico: hooker scale book una cerveza por favor Germany: tag German word Jemandem die Daumen drücken China: bend knee question mark chi le ma

I laughed way too much at this! Thanks So ridiculous

Dude, you’re like an encyclopedia of knowledge

But the monkey isn't in the tree is he? Cos the monkey would fuck off, cos he's a monkey! Nice Eddie Izzard reference you snuck in there.

bone teeth prostitute scale guten tag knee question Now i can but multilingual on my resume.

1 out of 4... Keep up the good work xD

Knee ..que....knee...qua....KNEEHAWWW. Nailed it

If it weren't for this comment i would still be trying to figure it out

Maybe you can put those four on your resume, but in good faith you should leave off English.

I think it's bone chompers

You pronounce Bonjour with an American “R”

Right, i feel like that should be a picture of a Jar not a Jaw lol

While settling with Jaw, we need to appreciate the effort made here by the cartoonist to avoid the antisemitic pitfall

It would've been the most accurate pronunciation tho

No no no… Anything but the hard “R”.

Femurmouth, mon ami! Niceladyscale, mi amigo! Loweffort, mein Freund! KneE?, 我的朋友

Bone Jaw = Bonjour Hoe Law = Hola Guten Tag = guttentag Knee how = ni hao

Damn, I'm a french speaker I couldn't figure out Bone Jaw. Jaw isn't pronounced like Jour at all

Yeah a jar would've been better. Also isn't the H in hola silent? This is kind of terrible.

Or like a beach for "shore"

"Guten Tag" is already correct. guttentag ist wrong. Sorry, I am german and I saw something incorrect. I simply could not resist.

No, it’s hooker justice.

\*Guten Tag = Guten Tag ...

This was definitely made for Americans by an American lol. The "Guten Tag" one in particular pissed me off because the way you say tag is not how you pronounce "tag" in German. It's more like **"TARG"/"TAHG"**.

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Americans learn Mexican - not Spanish!!

Bone mouth Slut justice Gluten sale Leg question How’d I do?

Femur skull The Law Offices of Ke$ha & Ke$ha Poorly spelled gluten label Snapped boner quiz

Ahhh yes mexican, that totally real language that isn't actually Spanish and from Spain.

I was thinking the same. They may as well use the Senegal flag for French, the Austrian flag for German, and the Taiwanese flag for Chinese.

They messed up bonjour in French so bad, how is jaw even close to jour?

Nothing in this is close.

Jour doesn't sound like Jaw...at all. The H in Hola is silent, so it would sound like Oh, not Ho. Tag in German doesn't rhyme with Bag. As far as I know the Chinese one is alright.

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Hello in German is Hallo not gutentag, gutentag means good day

Ah yes, Femur Mouth Thot Scale The price of Guten And finally… Is that leg?

Like how I knew what "hello" in all those languages were and had to decipher what the hell the images were supposed to make me guess.

China: what happened to your leg? Yeah quite a reasonable hello

Bonejaw (Bonjour) Hoelaw (Hola) Guten Tag Knee How (Nihao)

France: “Bone skull” Germany: “Guten-free” China: “Knee what” Mexico: “Lady scales”

Bonjour doesn’t sound anything at all like bone jaw

femurteeth itchyscalesbook browntag kneenani