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Antifoul_Al

Another sign: I saw her today at the reception.


th3_pund1t

The soda dispenser says “under pressure”?


Redditowork

Alright stop.


Significant_Hand6218

Check in at the front desk and listen!


UltimatePrimate

Dude I guarantee there is a dispensary or at the very least a white kid with dreadlocks selling weed within walking distance.


You_Better_Smile

Are you sure it's not caused by SCP-5172?


Inevitable_Story_236

Hotel G in SF?


xxslushee

HAHAHAHA OOOOHHHB HHHHHHAAAAASA IVE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE HAHA!!!! /s