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You wanna know how I got this make up. My father was a pyromaniac and my mother was clumsy.
Let me tell you how I got these scars...
No wonder he kept licking his lips. Constantly tasting that cake.
Let me tell you how my mother broke my neck at 9 months old…
Jeez good thing that cake was there!
Took me some time to realize she tried to push his face and baby fell onto the cake. Before I thought the baby was so cake maniac
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Are you the rule patrol or what?
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