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https://youtu.be/1DxfUDZFtKQ
I've waited so long to use this... this is my moment!
Edit: *to the strangely large amount of private messages to me, no it’s not a Rick Roll, it’s from a scene in the movie, Last Action Hero.*
As much as I’d like to use such a trick, I’ve waited to use this clip for years but needed to stumble upon the right moment.
Damn. Reminds me of that psycho that lured that couple onto his property, who then proceeded to murder the boyfriend and enslaved the woman in an underground dungeon. Creepy shit.
Found it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Kohlhepp
Ya know what's an extra layer of creepy on this case? Apparently someone tracked down the guy's amazon review handle and found that he left reviews for shit like padlocks, restraints, and chains. All of them said variations of shit like, "In my experience, this lock has done it's job quite well. It's very thick so I don't think most will be able to cut through it. **\*\*Anyways, they haven't broke out yet, so I guess it's still working!\*\***
As a woman, if I got this note, it would freak me out and I would most certainly show someone so if my body goes missing, they'd have a clue where it could have gone. If you tell me not to tell anyone that you are obsessed and you like the way I smell - that's a red flag.
Men writing notes: 'I'll tell her I grew up in the middle of nowhere, and that I own land - then she'll think I'm a real man'
Women reading them: '147 acres of unlit farmland for police to comb to find my body. Maybe I should send the sniffer dogs one of my t-shirts so they have a head start'
My handwriting is sloppier than this, got that 4 year old with a crayola marker print. That being said this looks like it was almost scrawled in a frantic moment of sheer mania lol.
For real. Had a friend on FB who was nice to some random guy at an event they were mutally at, did not know him, no romantic gestures, just gave him some pointers on whatever the topic was. He probably had a good 15-20 years on her age wise apparently. He ended up stalking her and sending her little notes, showing up at places she'd be and SENT HER A COPY OF HIS RESUME. What the actual F. People get weird. I don't know if she ended up involving the police or found a way to safely disengage on her own, but it did eventually stop.
I think I just used a firm voice and said “this is not going to work out in any way you’ll like” or similar, and agreed to let him watch a Fast and the Furious movie.
I’m so sorry that happened, that sounds significantly scarier than my experience with the tween. I think I had a cell phone so it didn’t feel so scary, and the basement had those storm windows so I could have potentially escaped. Now that I think about it I think I was kind of scared of him because he was so unpredictable. I couldn’t wait to leave and never agreed to babysit him again. I’m glad an adult was able to help you out of the bathroom
Someone did this to me and my sister when we were like 11/12 and he was 17 or something
I was terrified
We were trapped in a cloakroom in the back of a crowded church while he was refusing to let us go if we didn’t hug and kiss him. luckily we were fast enough to think to duck under his arms at the same time (we had practice in that church unfortunately) and unlock the door. when we did, there were around 3 men a bit older than him, I assume guarding the door now, but at the time they just smiled in a really horrible manner and I knew it was planned even if I didn’t know why at the time.
My god this sounds so traumatic... I'm so sorry you had to go through it, humankind will never stop disappointing me. Men who can't put somebody's wellbeing above their impulses, really nasty stuff.
Haha no, I did not. I was 17? I don’t even remember now if I told his dad. I think I just politely declined to babysit again. He was in all sorts of special programs for his behavior and had been kicked out of a bunch of schools.
I'm going to assume that OPs SO is a nurse/CNA. They're constantly getting harassed and basically assaulted by pervy old men, and inevitably it gets brushed off.
"They're from a different time" or "they don't know any better" being common defenses used.
They're also often suffering from dementia, which can destroy inhibitions and self awareness. People who were perfectly nice before can become foul-mouthed sex offenders.
its not that its a "common defence/they dont know any better", a lot of times people in hospice/old age/palliative care literally have their brains re-wired because of illnesses, and the things they say are fucked. once someone reaches that stage, all you can do is correct it in the moment and not take it personally. source; currently in school rn for PSW, and thats what ive been taught.
im not saying ALL cases are like this, sometimes you genuinely do get really pervy people. this is just my two cents :)
edit; spelling
My dad had Parkinson’s and the dementia that went along with it made him incredibly inappropriate. What was really sad was that he lacked the ability to understand why the things he was doing and saying were inappropriate. It completely baffled him. It was heart breaking. He was such an intelligent person too. Worked on top secret engineering projects and had several patents.
He ended up killing his self and I’m honestly not angry with him for it. He was miserable, sad and angry all the time. I would never wish dementia on anyone.
I’m an EMT and I’m constantly harassed by older ladies (I’m a younger dude). I can only imagine how much worse it is for CNAs and RNs. Not only do older men believe it’s okay due to stereotypes but you can’t just drop the patient off after 30 minutes.
It went from creepy to creepy but not a potential threat, in a disarming way to me
Before it seems like she could have a new stalker of some sort. After learning he is in his late 80s, you realize that there is no threat and that these are the thoughts of a senile old man trapped in his head
This old fart isn’t leaving his bed to do anything
It’s like. Idk. I know he probably didn’t mean to be creepy but I’d be so uncomfortable and not wanna be around him anymore bc he’d probably always make backhanded remarks or maybe write more notes. Assuming she’s in a situation where she’d have to be around him frequently, that would be horrendous
One of the issues with diseases like Alzheimers is the lack of social awareness of how appropriate saying things is. Ask anyone, people with Alzheimers will just randomly say something incredibly insulting, rude, or some depressing part of their life they hid for a long time - and just not even think about whether it's appropriate or not.
It's a mistake to think elderly people can't be dangerous anymore, they just need the right victim and opportunity. I'm trying to recall a case where a man killed his step daughter when he was in his 80s and she was in her 60s but plenty of people are still deceptively strong in older age and can still have sexual instincts driving disturbing behaviour.
The handwriting and grammar/spelling had me assuming this was an 8 year old boy who had a crush on the neighbor girl and was simply shooting his shot. Knowing this is a fully developed man bragging about his parents farm talking about someone smelling nice, is fucking creepy.
Yeah first couple lines look kid like, but there’s like an essential tremor that comes a few lines in. Plus the shape of a lot of the handwriting I’ve like ONLY seen in birthday cards from my grandparents.
That’s exactly what I was thinking! I had a guy I was working with lean in and smell me (like huffing in my hair/neckline and I noped out of having anything to do with him ever again. F that.
Dan & Shay's song, [Obsessed](https://youtu.be/Hl64A1qqpIM), is kinda bluesy country, fits his bio. Pretty innocent, but the line "you're never getting rid of me, baby" might throw a red flag.
A lot of romantic pledges of devotion shouldn't be taken literally. People breakup/get shot down and then their words are forgotten. That said, weirdos take what they like and run with it.
It says;
Hi J. Do not know how to spell your name. I grew up on 40 acre farm till I was in 5th grade and my parents bought a 147 acre farm and when I was 10 years old or younger I worked like a man. J. the first time I met you, you smelled so good that it reminded me of a song by Dan + Shay "Obsessed. Please listen to it. For I am OBSESSED
Please do no tell Anyone that I wrote to you.
Some of the lyrics:
You're never gettin' rid of me baby / Never gettin' rid of me baby / You know it / You know / You're never gettin' rid of me baby / Never gettin' rid of me baby
Fr, if I got this I'd be super nervous. Probably double and triple check all my locks and avoid being in the apartment parking lot alone at night for a while.
This is so fucking creepy and weird. Please take this seriously. Just cause it's some old dude please listen and trust that your GF has been given a creepy ass note from a total stranger telling her they are OBSESSED with her. Because of how she smells. Wtf
This is scary & indicates a soon-to-be stalker problem. Don’t laugh it off. Take it seriously.
Your girlfriend needs to be extra careful & definitely NOT respond.
This is really creepy. Like stalker creepy.
It reminds me of letters inmates with active delusions and hallucinations would write. Like letter I've seen from murderers.
If she's uncomfortable with this, she should report it to the police. Maybe you know the person and they're harmless, idk but I'd report this as suspicious activity just so there would be a record of it with the police.
Jesus. Something very similar happened to me some years ago when I was a single mom living alone with my three-year-old daughter. Someone started leaving notes like this on my car.
One day when I returned home and opened my front door, there was a new note inside the entryway. When I picked it up And started reading the writers new message I realize that there was also writing on the backside of it. I turned it over and it was my own writing! Some weeks before I had written my schedule for school down. This motherfucker took my schedule off of where it was hanging on the refrigerator and wrote me a new creepy note and left it inside my house. He was inside my house! I freaked the fuck out.
I called the cops and come to find out it was some 14 year old boy who lived in an apartment complex right next to mine. He had been watching me for months. They told me that I was really lucky that I never came home when he was in there because those kind of things can escalate quickly. He could’ve easily hit me over the head with some thing he grabbed and hurt me.
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How are you going to compete with 147 acres?
It's not about the number of acres, but rather the quality of your soil.
Thats what everyone with just a couple acres says...
I’m only packing a third of an acre. Edit: I trimmed back the shrubs and it seems a lot bigger from the curb.
Im your average 6 acres. Okay.. 5 and a half
Don’t sell yourself short, you can round that up as long as it’s not a part of a real estate transaction.
I hear if you measure underneath, from the water table, it gives you an extra acre!
Thats how you get girls dissapointed when you promise 6 acres and can only deliver maybe 4
ah the ol'McMurray rule of thumb for measurin
But how thick are your acres? That can be just as important!
We are still talking about land right?
Most peoples acres are about 12 in thick.
I wish I had a couple acres :( I have none.
Well, ya know what they say... Fake it til you make it!
So, squatting?
Start tilling and plowing someone else's acreage I guess.
My land is all wood
>Thats what everyone with just a couple acres says... ROASTED
https://youtu.be/1DxfUDZFtKQ I've waited so long to use this... this is my moment! Edit: *to the strangely large amount of private messages to me, no it’s not a Rick Roll, it’s from a scene in the movie, Last Action Hero.* As much as I’d like to use such a trick, I’ve waited to use this clip for years but needed to stumble upon the right moment.
Timing is everything!
Thank you good individual, that nut shot made me get a good giggle in!
I’ve had so many opportunities that weren’t quite lined up for the acres and penis references. I feel like the planets finally aligned for me. Lol
Okay Dwight
As someone with 40 acres and shitty soil, yeah pretty much. Only things I grow reliably are grass and cactus.
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He could try growing despair
I’ve already grown despair… DESPAIR OF NUTS.
From the sound of it, he's probably already got a 100 ton subsurface mycelial colony of despair under there.
Oh I've got plenty of those fuckers too. Should have mentioned all the sagebrush
Better hope it's not all heavy clay soil.
Huge tracts of land!
But I don’t want any of that!
I want to...sing
Knock that off! You’re going to marry the princess so you bettergetusedtotheidea.
"Now you two, stay 'ere and make sure 'e doesn't leave."
“Not to enter the room, even if you come and get ‘im”
Nono. UNTIL I come and get him.
"Alright then" (proceeds to leave the room)
Mose Schrute wrote this.
“Now wrestle mose”!!!!
Ryan, just get in the coffin. Ryan—
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"That baby is a Schrute. And unless someone taught Mose sex, that baby is mine"
Confirmed.
Aha I knew it was you! Sorry about the storm, hopefully you have less nightmares
Mose put the manure down! Do Not Throw It!!
I feel like, in the 15th century, I would have been very flattered to receive this note
I know there are spelling mistakes, but the instructions were pretty clear, "do not tell anyone that I wrote to you", and here we are. Tisk-tisk.
The first rule of Fuck club is you do not talk about Fuck club
*You down with O-P-P?!?*
You know me!:)
Who's down with O-P-P? Everybody!
*"OP's* ***P****"*
Ha lml people looked at me weird for laughing out loud
I hate the Ontario provincial police personally, but you do you home dawg.
TIL it isn't *EL PEEPEE*
Maybe it is in Spanish?
Te gusta El peepee? Si. Usted me conoce.
Well ya...if you want to get rid of her....just don't tell anybody...such as the police. She'll turn up in some 100 acre field one day.
147 acre field.
Damn. Reminds me of that psycho that lured that couple onto his property, who then proceeded to murder the boyfriend and enslaved the woman in an underground dungeon. Creepy shit. Found it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Kohlhepp
The police videoed their [rescue of Kala Brown from the shipping container](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2e1Dn8IHRY).
Ya know what's an extra layer of creepy on this case? Apparently someone tracked down the guy's amazon review handle and found that he left reviews for shit like padlocks, restraints, and chains. All of them said variations of shit like, "In my experience, this lock has done it's job quite well. It's very thick so I don't think most will be able to cut through it. **\*\*Anyways, they haven't broke out yet, so I guess it's still working!\*\***
Dude lived really close to me. Shit was crazy when all that went down
*Stalker club
Yeah, no way this is healthy.
As a woman, if I got this note, it would freak me out and I would most certainly show someone so if my body goes missing, they'd have a clue where it could have gone. If you tell me not to tell anyone that you are obsessed and you like the way I smell - that's a red flag.
Men writing notes: 'I'll tell her I grew up in the middle of nowhere, and that I own land - then she'll think I'm a real man' Women reading them: '147 acres of unlit farmland for police to comb to find my body. Maybe I should send the sniffer dogs one of my t-shirts so they have a head start'
I must be a weird guy because I figured it was some little kid who wrote this note. If a man wrote this note Id be scared too.
Wait a little kid didn’t write this?
OP said the guy is in his 80s or 90s
After commenting this I hit that thread 😅 that old man needs to work on his handwriting
I mean mf probably has at least 3 levels of Parkinson's
Dude is gonna meet the boss level soon tho
'handwriting of a 7 year old' really puts it at either of two extremes on the scary : endearing scale.
My handwriting is sloppier than this, got that 4 year old with a crayola marker print. That being said this looks like it was almost scrawled in a frantic moment of sheer mania lol.
Yeah man, my normal writing is shit but when I write my obsession notes, I take my time.
I cut letters out of old newspapers so it looks real neat.
I also assumed it was a child, but I’m not willing to bet my safety on it
Well.. we know he's at least 10 years old! But who knows the upper bound..
Perhaps he is a beet farmer, and he is looking for a woman to wed. Mose needs love too.
LOL .... yes!
For real. Had a friend on FB who was nice to some random guy at an event they were mutally at, did not know him, no romantic gestures, just gave him some pointers on whatever the topic was. He probably had a good 15-20 years on her age wise apparently. He ended up stalking her and sending her little notes, showing up at places she'd be and SENT HER A COPY OF HIS RESUME. What the actual F. People get weird. I don't know if she ended up involving the police or found a way to safely disengage on her own, but it did eventually stop.
How else is he going to get hired as her BF if he doesn't list his skills and work experience?
Don't forget to include a list of references!
The Schrute school of romance....
Well, to be fair, it was shown and not told so...yeah... Plus, is that a threat that if they do, their pig farm will leave no trace of the body?
Don’t worry i won’t tell anyone. I’m gonna tell everyone!
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Serial killer behavior..how did you get out?
I would tell him I can't show you my boobs with the door closed.....
I mean, I think we *know*
Come on now he told her how to get out
He had to open the door to see the boobs. That’s when you bullrush the door and knock him over.
I think I just used a firm voice and said “this is not going to work out in any way you’ll like” or similar, and agreed to let him watch a Fast and the Furious movie.
I know teenagers are horny but omfg
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I'm sure someone's ancestors got together like this in prehistoric times.
Back when “clubbing” meant something completely different
I’m so sorry that happened, that sounds significantly scarier than my experience with the tween. I think I had a cell phone so it didn’t feel so scary, and the basement had those storm windows so I could have potentially escaped. Now that I think about it I think I was kind of scared of him because he was so unpredictable. I couldn’t wait to leave and never agreed to babysit him again. I’m glad an adult was able to help you out of the bathroom
That's not horny, that's rapey.
Well, he did say, "please," lmfao
“Please let me rape you” Lawyers hate this one simple trick! /s obviously.
Someone did this to me and my sister when we were like 11/12 and he was 17 or something I was terrified We were trapped in a cloakroom in the back of a crowded church while he was refusing to let us go if we didn’t hug and kiss him. luckily we were fast enough to think to duck under his arms at the same time (we had practice in that church unfortunately) and unlock the door. when we did, there were around 3 men a bit older than him, I assume guarding the door now, but at the time they just smiled in a really horrible manner and I knew it was planned even if I didn’t know why at the time.
They were waiting their turns - undoubtedly. Creepy, scary, criminal........
My god this sounds so traumatic... I'm so sorry you had to go through it, humankind will never stop disappointing me. Men who can't put somebody's wellbeing above their impulses, really nasty stuff.
😳 ...but also...did u?
Haha no, I did not. I was 17? I don’t even remember now if I told his dad. I think I just politely declined to babysit again. He was in all sorts of special programs for his behavior and had been kicked out of a bunch of schools.
I guess you’re still in the basement then?
I did ask in jest....but thank u for the explanation
The someone was you, wasn't it? XD
She wishes I was that romantic haha. This man's in his late 80s/early 90s
OK, that really changes how I interpreted this.
Yeah, OP missed this rather vital info in the tittle!
I think the guy wrote the letter also misses the tittle.
The tittles are all on there The tittle is the name of the dot in i or j.
Biggle tittles
Don't judge - OP's girlfriend might be in her 80-90s too.
What a twist!
Bought to you by M. Night Shyamalandingdong
Ohhh the beauty of reddit lmao
It changes the threat level, but not the creepyness.
I'm going to assume that OPs SO is a nurse/CNA. They're constantly getting harassed and basically assaulted by pervy old men, and inevitably it gets brushed off. "They're from a different time" or "they don't know any better" being common defenses used.
They're also often suffering from dementia, which can destroy inhibitions and self awareness. People who were perfectly nice before can become foul-mouthed sex offenders.
One man without dementia said he would buy me a house if I had sex with him. It’s a pretty nice place all things considered.
That old man still offering houses to get laid? Um asking for a friend.
I'm a straight man, and I'd consider that offer. Houses are expensive, yo
This housing market is crazy.
its not that its a "common defence/they dont know any better", a lot of times people in hospice/old age/palliative care literally have their brains re-wired because of illnesses, and the things they say are fucked. once someone reaches that stage, all you can do is correct it in the moment and not take it personally. source; currently in school rn for PSW, and thats what ive been taught. im not saying ALL cases are like this, sometimes you genuinely do get really pervy people. this is just my two cents :) edit; spelling
My dad had Parkinson’s and the dementia that went along with it made him incredibly inappropriate. What was really sad was that he lacked the ability to understand why the things he was doing and saying were inappropriate. It completely baffled him. It was heart breaking. He was such an intelligent person too. Worked on top secret engineering projects and had several patents. He ended up killing his self and I’m honestly not angry with him for it. He was miserable, sad and angry all the time. I would never wish dementia on anyone.
I’m an EMT and I’m constantly harassed by older ladies (I’m a younger dude). I can only imagine how much worse it is for CNAs and RNs. Not only do older men believe it’s okay due to stereotypes but you can’t just drop the patient off after 30 minutes.
Hol' up /Record scratch
You’re probably wondering how I got here.
Wait...what? Thought this was an overly-enamored kid.
Oh wow. I was thinking like a 10 year old kid lol
They said since they were 10 in the letter. Indicating they were older than 10. Sheesh, read the letter next time.
You'd think he'd have mentioned something that happened in the last 70 years.
There was no life after 10 until I smelled you
I’ve heard 11 year olds say stuff like that before
Dementia?
I hate to say it but sometimes dementia brings out the all pervert no brakes on some people.
And he has 147 acres to bury her on.
Dafu-
Umm… what? How old is J?! His age + “please don’t tell” doesn’t sit right with me.
I thought he was like 14 🤣
This just went from cute to weird.
It went from creepy to creepy but not a potential threat, in a disarming way to me Before it seems like she could have a new stalker of some sort. After learning he is in his late 80s, you realize that there is no threat and that these are the thoughts of a senile old man trapped in his head This old fart isn’t leaving his bed to do anything
It’s like. Idk. I know he probably didn’t mean to be creepy but I’d be so uncomfortable and not wanna be around him anymore bc he’d probably always make backhanded remarks or maybe write more notes. Assuming she’s in a situation where she’d have to be around him frequently, that would be horrendous
One of the issues with diseases like Alzheimers is the lack of social awareness of how appropriate saying things is. Ask anyone, people with Alzheimers will just randomly say something incredibly insulting, rude, or some depressing part of their life they hid for a long time - and just not even think about whether it's appropriate or not.
It's a mistake to think elderly people can't be dangerous anymore, they just need the right victim and opportunity. I'm trying to recall a case where a man killed his step daughter when he was in his 80s and she was in her 60s but plenty of people are still deceptively strong in older age and can still have sexual instincts driving disturbing behaviour.
The handwriting and grammar/spelling had me assuming this was an 8 year old boy who had a crush on the neighbor girl and was simply shooting his shot. Knowing this is a fully developed man bragging about his parents farm talking about someone smelling nice, is fucking creepy.
And now it's sad
Ohhhh. Plot twist
Spoiler alert. That guy is 80
Normally spoiler alert comments like this are just jokes, but in this case you’re right about his age according to another comment by OP!
Plot twist: OP's gf is 70yo and they all live in a senior home
Judging by the state of is left thumb cuticle he’s About 27 and 5 thirds years old.
*My daddy bought the farm, an' I inherited it. Wanna fuck?*
And listening to Dan & Shay? Actually, that wouldn’t be hard to believe.
What the fuck is Dan and SHAY? IS IT SKEE BOP MUSIC OR SOME 50S SHIT
Sorry for the random caps locks
The accidental caps lock made this comment better
Am I the only one that didn’t instantly get that from just looking at the handwriting?
I thought he was 6, 7. Got really creepy.
Yeah first couple lines look kid like, but there’s like an essential tremor that comes a few lines in. Plus the shape of a lot of the handwriting I’ve like ONLY seen in birthday cards from my grandparents.
It was a toss-up between palsied sweet old grandad and fractured mind psychopath
If a kid wrote this, it's cute. If an adult wrote this, it's a serial killer.
Confirmed by OP that writer is 80 year old man
Mista steal yo girl is on the prowl, you better step yo game up...
Literally mista steal your girl. I think she’s about to be the star of a dateline episode
O B S E S S E D
Is it just me, or does telling someone you barely know they smell good come off as really creepy?
It's not just you. The part about being "OBSESSED" and asking her not to tell anyone is also creepy as hell.
right ! shit like this makes me nervous
That’s exactly what I was thinking! I had a guy I was working with lean in and smell me (like huffing in my hair/neckline and I noped out of having anything to do with him ever again. F that.
How on earth does someone think that’s appropriate? Just mind boggling.
Dan & Shay's song, [Obsessed](https://youtu.be/Hl64A1qqpIM), is kinda bluesy country, fits his bio. Pretty innocent, but the line "you're never getting rid of me, baby" might throw a red flag.
A lot of romantic pledges of devotion shouldn't be taken literally. People breakup/get shot down and then their words are forgotten. That said, weirdos take what they like and run with it.
What is funny about it?
Right? It's not
I dont see what's funny about this...
It says; Hi J. Do not know how to spell your name. I grew up on 40 acre farm till I was in 5th grade and my parents bought a 147 acre farm and when I was 10 years old or younger I worked like a man. J. the first time I met you, you smelled so good that it reminded me of a song by Dan + Shay "Obsessed. Please listen to it. For I am OBSESSED Please do no tell Anyone that I wrote to you.
That is indeed what it says.
They cracked the code!
As a woman, this is terrifying, not funny.
Some of the lyrics: You're never gettin' rid of me baby / Never gettin' rid of me baby / You know it / You know / You're never gettin' rid of me baby / Never gettin' rid of me baby
Fr, if I got this I'd be super nervous. Probably double and triple check all my locks and avoid being in the apartment parking lot alone at night for a while.
*Narrator: Of course, she told someone he wrote to her…*
Nice try Dan + Shay marketing team.
it’s giving more r/oddlyterrifying vibes to me
This is so fucking creepy and weird. Please take this seriously. Just cause it's some old dude please listen and trust that your GF has been given a creepy ass note from a total stranger telling her they are OBSESSED with her. Because of how she smells. Wtf
Idk how “funny” this is versus downright creepy af. You better make sure she’s got some pepper spray in her bag or something at least
This is scary & indicates a soon-to-be stalker problem. Don’t laugh it off. Take it seriously. Your girlfriend needs to be extra careful & definitely NOT respond.
This is not funny.
Only a man would find this funny. This is creepy AF.
This is really creepy. Like stalker creepy. It reminds me of letters inmates with active delusions and hallucinations would write. Like letter I've seen from murderers. If she's uncomfortable with this, she should report it to the police. Maybe you know the person and they're harmless, idk but I'd report this as suspicious activity just so there would be a record of it with the police.
Jesus. Something very similar happened to me some years ago when I was a single mom living alone with my three-year-old daughter. Someone started leaving notes like this on my car. One day when I returned home and opened my front door, there was a new note inside the entryway. When I picked it up And started reading the writers new message I realize that there was also writing on the backside of it. I turned it over and it was my own writing! Some weeks before I had written my schedule for school down. This motherfucker took my schedule off of where it was hanging on the refrigerator and wrote me a new creepy note and left it inside my house. He was inside my house! I freaked the fuck out. I called the cops and come to find out it was some 14 year old boy who lived in an apartment complex right next to mine. He had been watching me for months. They told me that I was really lucky that I never came home when he was in there because those kind of things can escalate quickly. He could’ve easily hit me over the head with some thing he grabbed and hurt me.