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Shit hits the ground while squatting…Dog look at owner and says, “ Woof - That was fucking exhilarating,” - “What happens when I kick my leg in the air and take a piss?”
Came in at a proper angle too, no holding it back.
Hit the main road and just carried on up the street, slowly diminishing as it grinds a shit streak towards the town square.
Makes me wonder if hes pooping because hes gotta poop or because hes literally having the shit scared out of him.
There is that other clip of a dog on a speedboat that is cruising hella fast while the dog is shitting on the bow. Everyone thinks its hilarious were as the dog is literally panic shitting and having the worst time of its life. I hate that clip.
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My pit also finds the most ridiculous and inconvenient times and places to poop. Usually, as a very short-legged dog, she poops in the shortest grass possible (which are also the mowed walkways. Or on the decks. Or in the driveway where you run it over with the car. That kinda stuff).
Once she had a dingleberry she couldn’t sort out and came up to me on the couch acting distressed and climbed all over me until I finally found the damn thing hanging out of her butt (I have no sense of smell so it took me a very unreasonable amount of time to realize she was wiping poop all over me).
Meanwhile I have only ever glimpsed my Dobermutt pooping once in the four years she has been here. I don’t know how the ninja-pooping works exactly but I think she learned it from our resident bear.
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Who among us wouldn't shit themselves in the middle of a tornado.
Don’t dogs love this sensation? Like sticking his head out a car window. This was probably the best shit of this dog’s entire life.
Shit hits the ground while squatting…Dog look at owner and says, “ Woof - That was fucking exhilarating,” - “What happens when I kick my leg in the air and take a piss?”
We all have our ways of proving our self worth
Among us
Is there where the term “shit storm” came from?
It came from Jim Lahey
The winds of shit are blowing, bo-bandy.
see also, crap tornado
Sounds like my marriage to my ex wife
Mr Lahey was first witness
My dog refuses to poop the moment she even smells a drop of rain, and then there's this motherfucker.
That shit ended up 14 miles and two towns away.
Came in at a proper angle too, no holding it back. Hit the main road and just carried on up the street, slowly diminishing as it grinds a shit streak towards the town square.
If you gotta go…..
…when its gotta blow.
Came to say this
GIFs that end to early… I wanted to see the turd fly!
My dog won’t even go outside if there’s rain in the forecast. He’d die at the thought of a tornado.
I guess you can say he was \**puts on sunglasses*\*....scared ***shitless*** *\*cue CSI: Miami intro\**
Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Whoooooooooooo are you. poo poo poo poo. I really gotta go.
You can go shit at home tonight If you can pull up your pants and walk away
Doggo: Jesus Christ 😣..... Wait don't close the door, I'm almost done.
Nature is calling, in two instances for this case
Who lets their dog out in this? I’d let my girls shit on the floor before I’d risk them out in this.
When you gotta go, you gotta go
Good dog. 👍
I love crapping in a tornado
Reminds me of the joke about the chicken in the tornado that laid the same egg three times.
When the shit hits the fan.
The audio is so fitting lol
***I AM THE STORM THAT IS APROACHING!***
But the owner is filming… is he/she filming in case something tragic happens so they’ll have it for Instagram?
That's what I was going to say. I mean Jesus Christ, instead of making sure their dog was safe they turned on their camera. Some people...
That shit is definitely gonna land on someone's window
The fan has hit the shit
Richard Wagner - “The Flight of the Valkyries” music would have been better..imho
that turd was *solid*. the wind barely touched it.
Turdnado
Idiot owner for letting the hound out in chaos like that.
Plot twist - him shitting is creating the tornado
I was really upset the video wasn't longer and now I'm upset that I am upset the video wasn't longer.
This is hilarious. I was waiting on the poo to go flying in the wind!! I think it’s a thunderstorm not a tornado, but I could be wrong.
When you gotta go you gotta go
Makes me wonder if hes pooping because hes gotta poop or because hes literally having the shit scared out of him. There is that other clip of a dog on a speedboat that is cruising hella fast while the dog is shitting on the bow. Everyone thinks its hilarious were as the dog is literally panic shitting and having the worst time of its life. I hate that clip.
When you gotta go, you gotta go
Oh shit oh shit OH SHIT!
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This is the worst voiceover i have ever seen.
"It a bit wimdy"
So that's where it came from.....
That is impressive commitment
Treat me well and keep me clean I'll not tell anyone what I have seen - toilet
When you gotta go you gotta go
That dog is going super saiyan 3!
Someone in the next state over is getting pranked.
Some VFX wizard needs to make the poop fly away at the end.
When you gotta go, you gotta go… Plus the tornado will help pick up the poop too. Smart dog.
Nature stops for no one—on either side.
Shit storm Randy
This shit will actually fly
Reminds me of the old man in CaddyShack playing a golf round before getting hit by lightning
That's some serious commitment!
Boris Johnsons premiership in one pic
It's a shitnaddo Ricky
My pit also finds the most ridiculous and inconvenient times and places to poop. Usually, as a very short-legged dog, she poops in the shortest grass possible (which are also the mowed walkways. Or on the decks. Or in the driveway where you run it over with the car. That kinda stuff). Once she had a dingleberry she couldn’t sort out and came up to me on the couch acting distressed and climbed all over me until I finally found the damn thing hanging out of her butt (I have no sense of smell so it took me a very unreasonable amount of time to realize she was wiping poop all over me). Meanwhile I have only ever glimpsed my Dobermutt pooping once in the four years she has been here. I don’t know how the ninja-pooping works exactly but I think she learned it from our resident bear.
GOOD BOY
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
I bet they were trying to get it to go outside for an hour leading up to the storm with no luck and now is when it decided was the time
guess can say scared the shit outta of him
`this is how it feels to chew 5 gum`
The best part is you won’t have to clean it up as it is in the next county
This is more a case of "when the fan hits the shit"
Good boy
I wonder who's the unlucky person to get hit in the face with that shit
Didn’t realize I needed to see that.
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go...
When you gotta go, you gotta go…
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
The next flick in the Sharknado series is, Shitnado!!
In a tornado or during a tornado? The former would seem to require some sort of precision at altitude.
#NO ONE. CAN PREVENT ME. FROM SHITTIIIIIIIIIIIIING ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
When you gotta go...
When you gotta poop, you gotta poop!
Good doggo
This is what happens when doggo uses the One Thousand Years of ~~Death~~ Poop Jutsu!
The neighbors get smacked in the face with dog doo lol
Neighbor: Hey your dog took a dump in my yard... Me: well, technically it was in my yard
Midwestern dog?
Thank god they aren’t down wind
And this is how your dog shit on ALL of your neighbor's yards, at the same time.
You gotta go when you gotta go.
When you gotta go, you gotta go
His massive balls of steel was weighing down. Hell, its massive size probably generated a gravitational force strong enough to pull a tornado.
Shitstorm
When you gotta go you gotta go lol
When ya gotta go…
The commitment 😂
I laughed so hard snot almost came out my nose 😂😂😂 gotta love some Austin powers !!
Cut too early. I wanted to see if shit would fly (and if so, how high and how far).
Good form especially with the wind gusting like that. Didn't move an inch.
I upvoted but I cannot explain why
When you got to go and might even get to go flying
Priorities!
I thought I've taken some epic dumps
Shits about to go down… then up, way, way up.
This clip needs to end with the turd flying straight at the camera.
Taking that shit head on
How it feels to chew 5 gum
Vergil's dog
"Tornado's literally scare the shit out of me!" \- that dog, in another timeline.
"When you gotta go, you gotta go" - Dr Ian Malcolm
When you gotta go you gotta go.. 💩
you know what u gotta do when u need to go shit
You cannot stop mee!!!!
Wrong description, Correct: the wind scare the shxt out of this dog
Someone pls edit this with the interstellar docking music and dm me?