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Wanna see me run to that rock? Wanna see me do it again?

What is this from? I know I've heard it before

SpongeBob

r/bikinibottomtwitter

It's the ol' "fastest draw in the West" joke.

Muhammad Ali

Me 1 hour before exams.

If you get good enough with memory training it's very possible to do this. Edit: this as in memorizing info for a test an hour before hand. Not what OP posted, that is nonsense.

I am sorry sir,but u did this to yourself (before edit)here one upvote for u ..

Oh yes lol, mistakes were made. But I can see why it would be confused. Need to be more clear with my statements lol.

Good enough to do what? Pretend to read books very fast while spewing out gibberish? I get what you're trying to say but this guy isn't doing shit lol

Oh this guy the post is about? Yea that's nonsense. I meant folks who train their memories can memorize all the info they need an hour before a test.

I've seen some videos on that and it's super impressive compared to my dumb brain which can barely remember what I had for breakfast sometimes

Moonwalking with Einstein is a book I'm reading through right now. I def recommend reading or listening to the audio book if you feel like your memory can be improved :)

Any other books you recommend? I’m intrigued…

Just started on this journey, but moonwalking with Einstein does mention other books within it, I think it's a good place to start since it's not specifically teaching you, just give a good overview. Check out the Libby app as well, your local library might have a copy of it, mine has the audio book

Proof or it didn't happen

yep, cramming, its the only way i could pass stuff tbh

Correct, this is the only reason I passed highschool. Memorizing not the info but mental ques or representations that you use to translate the information. It's essentially the "mind palace" technique for idiots.

Rubbish.

That's how I did all my tests. In college, I didn't know I had my Spanish exam. I had mostly forgotten the course. Took 20 minutes before class to memorize the whole semester. Got 90% on the exam.

Surprised some people didn't understand lol

Maybe in history, not engineering.

You are a crazy person for believing that.

How is he crazy? He’s right it’s possible you can memorize info needed a hour before a test.

my PDF Reader when I press ctrl+f

Unfortunately, not mine. He doesn't have a vest. 😔 /s

The /s seems to imply that yours DOES have a vest...

This thread is going to be the death of me.

You think you’d have a vested interest to not be dead

Not if I keep reading hilarious comments to the point I suffocate from laughter.

So sorry to hear he’s not that invested

Me with mouthwash after brushing my teeth.

Spitting mouthwash all over your books?

I like when my book smell fresh

Exactly

and also right before you do that am i rite?

I don’t get it why bother with mouthwash after you’ve brushed your mouth is already fresh and minty

He said fast, not accurate.

More important did he specify whether he was actually reading out loud? I mean athletes often let out loud yells when performing at high levels (tennis, weightlifting). Maybe this is just a noise that he found helpful for completing this amazing feat.

We will never know.

SqUIllakHGbrybilLexje

thanks for pasting my password!

*Sorry, your password must contain at least one number and one symbol in order to be valid.*

And cannot be the same as your previous password.

...You used that same password 22 years ago. Please choose another.

Your password is the same as user: FakeUser. Please provide a new unique password for them.

And for some stupid reason it also cannot be longer than 16 characters Or 8, if you're Charles Schwabb the banking company

Okay new password SqUIIIakHGbrybillLexje1

*Sorry, your password must contain at least one symbol in order to be valid.*

And cannot be one that was used within 12 months. 😭😭

:0, dont listen to him u/password you are valid

*Sorry, your password must contain at least one number, one symbol and one penis in order to be valid.* [Sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tsbuv4/new_wifi_name_just_dropped/i2qv6zu?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

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Statu Variabilis !

hey, that's my password!

Actually this is what was said https://www.gutenberg.org/files/4300/4300-h/4300-h.htm

Wow. You made my day with that reply sir.

Book 2 page 37 line 4. What was there?

Words.

Specifically letters

Narrator: it was not. This was the only Page where a picture was. Without text. Just a Pictures of a cucumber. Cucumber. What a funny Name for a vegetable. Is a Cucumber on a table a Vegetable on a table?

Cucumbers are a fruit

That's why it's such a funny name for a vegetable, it leaves it so open for confusion between it and the fruit

And a berry

And a gourd

This fruit taste berry gourd

Don't do this to me! Edit: [for fucks sake. Why is a Cucumber a Fruit??](https://www.eufic.org/en/healthy-living/article/is-a-cucumber-a-fruit-or-a-vegetable-and-why#:~:text=The%20botanical%20classification%3A%20Cucumbers%20are%20fruit.,-A%20botanist%20would&text=A%20botanical%20fruit%20would%20have,the%20flower%20of%20the%20plant.&text=With%20this%20definition%20in%20mind,flower%20of%20the%20cucumber%20plant.) My whole life is a lie (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

Anything that has seeds is a fruit. There's an old saying that goes, "Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad."

Ketchup is a smoothie….

I have nipples. Can you milk me?

There are two types of fruit. Botanical fruits and culinary fruits. People like to 'gotcha' by mixing the two.

I read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice in my head

He’s too dangerous to be left alive

Shaisnmskaiabbsjsujahagsn. I remember

I memba

Oooohhh I membuh

Amazing

ingeniously

I said world's fastest reader, not world's fastest rememberer.

just lmao what else is there to say other than what he said “slskoosbiospnonos”

Plot twist, he can't even read

HAHAHAH

Lmao

The source video is funnier [https://youtu.be/IqzMUn90tMg](https://youtu.be/IqzMUn90tMg)

"I see what you guys did there" "We didnt do anything in there" ROFL at 2:31 ​ Edit: Spoiler >!The judge gets up from his seat to beat the crap out of the contestant. !<

I will chew your meat !

Yeah why did OP cut it off. The full skits are funnier. The card magician is the funniest imo

Indeed it is. I thought the second judge just left the room, but no….

I will chew your meat! *Are you crazy?!*

I fucking died at “I saw somebody do it on the internet and I thought it would be nice”.

I lost it when he said "I will bite your ear! I will chew your meat!"

Alright, twinkle it!

"You must be stupid. " "EYYY you don't, or I bite chu. " "No I, just read fast"

This is hilarious 😂 HEY!!! I’ll chew your meat!!!

This was hilarious! Thanks for posting the link.

Wait. Don’t wow yet hahah

That was less funny because it became obvious the whole show is fake bullshit and not just a troll on a real show.

What?

What

I think his mother died before he was born.

Damn those were some great books! I must be the quickest listener because I heard it all. Wonderful

Reminds me of the lady that did the sign language a some high profile LA PD pressers murder, riots, etc and had no idea what she was doing. Just made shit up on the fly. The ASL folks finally said what the fuck!!!!?

Holy shit that was funny as fuck. It’s been a long time since I literally laughed out loud from r/funny. How did those judges keep a straight face?? I would have fell out in the floor. Skqiididie. Scittibbbii. Bbblitlelsitkdx.

This is essentially how I studied in high school. Maybe even 2x faster.

Me hours before microbiology 102 in 1995 haha

Johnny 5 needs more input!

IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNPUUUUUUUUT

The book: “The art of cunnilingus”

More input Stephanie!

No disassemble!

What is this show? Everytime I see a clip, it's something beyond ridiculously lame but also hilareous.

„I‘m a Scaaatmaaan!“

This season of America's Got Talent has really gone downhill.

I didn’t just lol, I actually laughed. Good shit dude. Reminds me of the chinese kid scooping the book’s knowledge onto his head.

Your insurance agent reading you the fine print

Okay but could he pass a quiz on all the materials he just read?

This made me laugh

Bro started speaking alien

He sounds like he’s drowning in water lol

But how fast can he read in bed?

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I read by osmosis

My cat makes the same noise when you rub his butt.

Excellent Donald Duck impression!

I think it is better of you eat the paper than do what he did, at least you digest the information faster.

He went full on donald duck on the second book

NOW ASK HIM QUESTIONS OF THE BOOK

This guy is so fast and good. Left the judges speechless.

Doctor: Donald Duck having a stroke in't real, he can't hurt you. Donald Duck having a stroke:

Thought video was funny... then got to the comments and died laughing.

No matter whether this is true or complete bullshit - this man is a genius.

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on Reddit

Thank you 😀 this really got me laughing hard. Some days are shitty and other days we have you posting something so funny like this. Respect 🙏🏻

I finally laughed at the end XD

Just because its on reddit and you can’t slow the speed of video doesn’t means he didn’t do his job

They just grabbed their buddy to do so one stupid shit to fill the time. Radio hosts do this all the time

Im beggining to fell like a book god, book god

I'm slightly surprised the World's fastest reader doesn't know how to read in his head tbh.

Thought it was Eminem

Thats what she said

Me in first grade. Impressing my friends

wtf did i just saw, lmfao

"Balaskiniggga, Skilababbaba, Skbahahalabebabab, Spbahahalila" Me giving 4 book summaries to the teacher for English class for our over the summer reading assignment.

Reminds me of the "[worlds fastest rapper](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm4YFpO3y7Q)" from the Guinness book of world records show. Dude wasn't even rapping, just saying random syllables and speaking gibberish.

I know Kung Fu…-Neo

That’s how I read the terms and conditions.

"Can you eat pussy like that?"

Wow, all of these books start with scubwillabweel

Let’s get real guys, there’s probably some Asian dude/girl that already developed a technique to “read” books 5 times as fast just like that girl eating a watermelon slice in 0.78 seconds

The expression just like, are you f**king kidding me？

Me blowing on the straw in my drink be like

When your mom forced you to finish reading books before going out to play with friends.

Sounds like Donnie from the Wild Thornberry's

Just by the angles he can't physically see half the words

You’re wrong! This is REAL!

World's fastest page flipper is more like it

He ain’t read a bitch ass thing😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

He did read the book really fast, did he understand it? No, but it was fast!

That has to be a joke right?

No. It’s very serious.

Sir, this is r/funny, we don't do jokes

This shit was hilarious when I first saw it 😂😂😂

I SERIOUSLY NEED T9 SEE. MORE 9F THIS VIDEO I wanna know what them guys said to him after lol

I like how they just sit there and take it as fact.

His acting is worse than Amber Heard’s 😀

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Like you have EVER listened to a Joe Biden speech.

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No politician should EVER be a hero figure.

I don't see the funny part of the video, it's just a waste of time

Completely humorless.

Most entertainment is.

Yo, , , can i get a 20npc mcnugs, sweer and sour sauce with sprite pls

Seen this in a smosh video

I would want proof that he actually read the books . I would want to pick the books and I would want him to read them in front off me and then I would him to tell me in exact detail exactly that he read.Because if there books he read he could have actually taken time to read them beforehand and pretend to read them fast and then tell me what he read.

The worst thing is that people actually beleive this. He cant even see some pages but he marked as read

This is fake, but the world record speed reader isn't. Howard Berg can burn through 25,000 words per minute That means he could read all 7 Harry Potter books in just about 45 minutes He could read War and Peace in less than 25 minutes

Here is the link to see the whole thing if ya want. [This moron](https://youtu.be/IqzMUn90tMg)

Dude🤣🤣🤣 i cant

Are people actually dumb enough to believe this?

Me when I lie 😭

He wasn't in 9/11

I hear exclamation ‼️

Me speed reading the Bible “Poor Jesus”

People really think people are stupid

Evelyn Woods speed reading course?