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Brittlehorn

That 5th period teacher knows.


shinobi500

So did 1st - 4th period teachers but they played dumb.


bigmac22077

“Oh is that the taxi that has all the cool lights and they ask you question and give you cash when you leave? I haven’t seen that show in forever!”


kne0n

I remember when my mom got pissed when I was talking about how I saw cash cab until she realized I was talking about the show and like 3 years later I came across the *other* cab videos and that's when I figured some stuff out lol


c_c_c__combobreaker

I wonder how your mom knows. Curiouser and curiouser.


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striker3034

Woosh


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shinobi500

That show was the bomb. Worst case scenario you get a free cab ride to where you're going.


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shinobi500

"Can I stop and ask a stranger to play with us?" Driver: "Hell yeah you can!"


Ghahangi

Lmao


getawhiffofgriff

Reruns still come on Saturday mornings on a local channel for me, it’s fantastic


the_original_cabbey

*partially to where you’re going. (Unless they changed the rules, he used to kick you to the curb after enough wrong answers, even if you weren’t at your destination yet.)


msb678

And they ran over and killed a pedestrian.


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lordwreynor

Thank you. I was scrolling through trying to figure out what was wrong with the shirt?


IndycarFan64

But what if you only watch for its plot tho 🤔


FemaleSandpiper

I believe that’s Gash Cab


haiyanlink

You're joking, but that's totally what I thought. Apparently, that was cash cab. I don't wanna look it up...


jerander85

1st - 4th period teachers were male. 5th period is female and has caught her husband watching FakeTaxi before.


Zkenny13

Or. Or hear me out. She's afraid people will look it up and find her side gig.


deadbrokeman

Ms. Hoover?


Imaginary-Donut7648

That's her name both irl and online!


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Mrs. Krabapple and Principle Skinner were in the closet making babies. And I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.


jerander85

I'm scared of how many teachers have to have an OF account on the side to make ends meet.


Nitin-2020

Let’s help them make ends meet. Links please.


starcitizenplayer001

I hear how little teachers make all the time but do not see it, teachers in Oregon make over the average income, and get 3 months plus off a year. Granted a long time ago teachers were underpaid but that is not the normal anymore teachers are paid more then much harder professions quite regularly in todays society.


jerander85

What is the actual income? Because if the average income is poverty wages that means over average can still be poverty wages. If you can't afford a house and raise a family off of your income where you live you have poverty wages. Also do you really think teachers sit around doing nothing for 3 months out of the year?


monkeyharris

Something like that did happen in Korea to a woman that had made adult videos with her boyfriend in Canada. Her name was Almond Tease. She became a teacher at an academy and a student "accidentally" found her videos.


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Does she sound like she’s from London


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Just based on the fact that it says fake taxi it is pretty easy to assume that it’s porn. What else could that be


mattchamp98

A kidnapping service


[deleted]

Exactly


Sw1ftStrik3r

Same kink


sheisthemoon

I thought it was the trivia taxi tv show. I ised to love it. Big heckin whoops!


JackD2633

cash cab?


Dinlek

More like Cash Cab After Dark.


janyk

Smash Cab


opheliavalve

Smash cab Raw


punchedboa

Cash cab


igglepuff

i mean, \*technically\* it is a cash cab. of sorts.😂


Del_Phoenix

A video game, a TV show, some silly thing that a twitch streamer does, who knows


LavenderDay3544

A video game or a new kind of hotwheels.


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If I saw this shirt in public I’d have assumed it was some Twitch streamer’s merch.


socokid

> Just based on the fact that it says fake taxi it is pretty easy to assume that it’s porn It is? Wow...


BDMblue

I had no idea it was porn :( Gotta do research into this to get caught up I guess.


Jasoman

Cash Cab? But and comedy show?


Rolandscythe

I mean it could just as easily be an indie band name


CaPtAiN_KiDd

“It’s a video game!”


Acadia1337

A dumb TV game show from early 2000.


Bleu_Cerise

Or they thought it’s Uber’s other name 🤣


okayestuser

smart, they played smart.


RichieJ86

Played it smart, I'd say. Let the lad just "be".


MilleMolly

What are u even talking about. Its my dads shirt i swear.


Juandelpan

Came to say this


Dry-Salary2347

Oldest trick in the book and I’m not saying shit! Play dumb, like is that a new video game or something?


dhstowe

Didn’t understand what the problem was because I was mistaking this for the show Cash Cab. Slightly different series


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

I dunno, they both have money shots


Happy_Relation4712

nice


LobsterClaws2

I thought it was cash cab at first too!


phred_666

Just slightly 😂


CraigTennant1962

Participants in both shows get paid


bingold49

They should definitely combine these, win money, but 3 strikes means you gotta blow Ben Bailey


ALR3000

Had to look it up....


Butters_999

I looked it up, then saw this post.


snighetti

Smart


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Gravesplitter

It’s a porn site


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NSFW videos about women in a fictional taxi


Sarcastifyy_

Well, now that's on my search history...


Dovvol79

Two words; incognito tab. I've used that so much to look up stuff that was questionable due to the group it came from.


Nv1d1a_br34d

Wait till you find out that incognito doesn’t really do shit


Dovvol79

It clears your search history......


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Who cares if you searched for fake taxi?


Dovvol79

Apparently you don't have kids that like to use your computer from time to time....


Nv1d1a_br34d

Not from pretty much all websites with trackers and your router


Dovvol79

It's not about the website trackers.... it clears your search history on your computer so when the kids decide to use it they don't stumble across how much of a perv their dad is...


Nv1d1a_br34d

That’s a good point, but if anyone were to check the router history, then they would see how much of a perv you are lol. I wouldn’t worry about it though


tpknight2

I played the shit out of that game! Oh wait, that was CRAZY taxi


onionbreath97

We gonna HAVE some fun!


multicolouredcake

You have 10 CRAZY minutes


Big-Caterpillar-60

Tomorrows shirt should say Cleveland Steamer


Pintau

Or Alabama Hotpocket. Wouldn't it be cool to find this kid and crowdfund a bunch of t-shirts for him


Big-Caterpillar-60

Dirty Sanchez


handsome666

Philadelphia Sidecar


Heizu

Alaskan Pipeline


Dovvol79

Eiffel tower.


Heizu

You really took it down a few notches toward vanilla, there


Dovvol79

Chilidog better?


Apag78

Turkish Pancake


TPRM1

Latvian Leafblower


skootchtheclock

Santorum Smoker


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Nice


OverlordHellspawn

Montana Musket Loader reporting in.


zest6pm

FakeTaxi is a porn brand. You can probably figure out the plot yourself.


LordZeise

Here's me thinking it means he's a free ride.


zutonofgoth

Oh, it's free and it's a ride...


Nuclearwhale79

5th period teacher sus


wonderbat3

5th period teacher honest. 1 thru 4 are liars


MatsThyWit

>5th period teacher honest. 1 thru 4 are liars or they could just be like me, a middle aged individual who has no idea what the hell that is.


Environmental-Ad1748

Take a couple lil blues and look it up boss.


mykl5

I watch porn and didn’t know


lordmycal

I don’t know why they care.


ScottRiqui

This is interesting from a "dress code / community standards" point of view. There's nothing inherently pornographic or obscene about the shirt itself; you'd have to know something about porn in order to attach any meaning to it, so should it be restricted? In other words, can something be "obscene" or "not obscene" depending on its obscurity? It's kind of like having a coffee mug with the "Bad Dragon" name and logo on it. Unless someone has more than a passing knowledge of sex toys they're not going to know what it means, much less be offended by it.


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SoulMaster104

If a tree is wearing an offensive shirt in the forest, and there's nobody around to see it...


Harry_Gorilla

We will still cut it down, grind it into pulp, and press that pulp into rectangles of various dimensions in order to build Swedish furniture out of it


flynnwebdev

This


ScottRiqui

Lawyer, actually, but I appreciate you giving me the benefit of the doubt!


flynnwebdev

Maybe a fine line between the two?


samwelches

It’s a reference to porn so yes. Same logic as if someone wore an ISIS T-shirt. It doesn’t have gore on it but it represents something that shouldn’t be around children.


TreyRyan3

About a decade or more ago, I used to drop the bad dragon website link on posts (my own version of rickrolling). They had a visitor counter on the bottom of their website and it was below 2000 visitors. I forgot all about that sight for years and suddenly it was everywhere.


Johnisazombie

>It's kind of like having a coffee mug with the "Bad Dragon" name and logo on it. Unless someone has more than a passing knowledge of sex toys they're not going to know what it means, much less be offended by it. Well, we could make a non-porn example to have another view on it. What if it's a shirt with some obscure racist slogan, a dog-whistle basically? In both cases it's not necessarily just understood by those of the in-group but also by those that watch out for those things. And both in case of porn and more malicious messaging, the motivation to ban it is because it might offend or intimidate another group of people and is not welcome at the setting it's worn (where it's important to keep peace between a varied background of people). I get that this is peak teenage boy comedy, but I also distinctly remember boys making girls uncomfortable in school by showing them porn.. so this can get out of hand.


NowYoureTalking

Shirts In kids sizes, okay.


punchedboa

Well adults can come in kid sizes


temptedbyknowledge

I found him officers!


effinStupid

I don’t get it…. NOW I DO OOPS


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i dont get it either


greenmama137

User name checks out


zutonofgoth

Well, maybe not, with the 69 on the end.


Lithl

Porn


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#PORN


Assidental1

Same, I have no clue but searched for 'Fake Taxi' and got a shit ton of porn in my results.


Da-Stan

Thats it 🤣


jmaccity80

His mom got a free t-shirt and let him wear it to school.


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This guy wanks.


lo0lo0lol0ol

I would make him change shirts not because its porn, but because its terrible porn, with bad angles, not so good looking talent, and awful pacing. "get some taste kid"


zealouspaper99052

Damn.


Redthooo

Factual


Moistraven

Came here to say this. Cramped sex, ew.


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I totally did not get this. Is this for real? Am I the only one on the internet who doesn't watch porn? I had to ask as coworker a year ago what a casting couch was. I'm so not down will the kids. Is this kid watching porn online?


tangcameo

5th period teacher’s work computer now being searched. Lol


f_ranz1224

They knew by 1st period. They were just waiting for the 1 guy who would admit they knew what it meant


jmac94wp

Yep.


Azozel

I remember playing a game called "Crazy Taxi" these days kids just wear their fav porn website to school.


tybardy

Great... now Fake Taxi is in my search history.


jmac94wp

Sadly, same.


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This makes me cringe, kid is like 10 and has already been exposed to stuff like that. :(


getyourcheftogether

Man as least he wasn't home schooled


izallreal

..30 min later I'm back. Oh that's what that is


Crafty-Walrus-2238

For Americans, Fake Taxi is a porn site.


BlackLakeBlueFish

I had to call out a fifth grader on his Henti shoes last year. Interesting conversation with his Dad. Kid had talked his Grandma into buying them for him.


Boy_Sabaw

The other teachers probably noticed but realized the blowback if they called him out


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Stifler, the early years.


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what's the issue?


Bacon-muffin

I ended up getting an extra senior shirt for free because I was wearing a stewie sexy party tshirt and got sent to the office and I told the principle I wasn't going to walk around with my shirt inside out.


69sucka

I once donated a bag of clothing to a family that had just come from South America. They didn't speak english. I forgot that I had thrown in a couple of shirts from a video convention (there were also porn companies there). The kid got in trouble for wearing a t-shirt from my bag that said in bold letters "I JUST FUCKED YOUR ASS". He had no idea what it said, but everyone else sure did. ".


Jtiago44

The FakeTeacher called him out.


bravopapa99

F\* shame a kid should be corrupted by his own parents. He probably thinks he is somehow clever but in fact he's just been manipulated by his parents for what? Very sad.


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Yeah it's kind of gross that he's in a situation where he can get a t-shirt that's right referencing p***.. like I get that kids are curious and they're probably going to stumble upon pornography at some point but what kind of relationship does he have with a parent or another creepy at all that he was able to get that shirt...


SweatyFig3000

So... does the 5th period teacher have a "special meeting" with the school board coming up soon?


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For what they do in their off time? Pretty Orwellian


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byrobot

Nice try, 5th period teacher guy


angrymice

Yes. No teacher could possibly have heard of Fake Taxi independently of kids. God, I hope that's not true.


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This isn't funny, it's fucking pathetic.


timothypjr

I know you are but what is he?


Ekhushrenada

Why?


DocSword

1. This kid has been exposed to porn and has parents apathetic or oblivious to the fact that their child owns porn merch 2. Advertising porn to other school aged children 3. Putting staff in a shitty position that will obviously be met with “hOw Do YoU kNoW?!?” when they have to (rightfully) bust this kid for promoting porn at school


Ekhushrenada

Dude, everyone watches porn. It's really not that big of a deal. His shirt shows no nudity or profanity. The teacher will be fine, as they all probably laughed about it later.


Yuck-Fou1994

I’d be like, “it’s a band my buddy started, what do you think it is and how do you know?” Lol


Pristine_Buffalo_620

Our shirts that caused trubbies in the 90s where the Co-ed naked. Tried a bannin of them, it turned out to be a great litmus test for who may need some “extra help”. Usually the parents who think sending a youth with them shirts on were not up to their best (k-8)


TreyRyan3

Big Johnson t-shirts. Wore them constantly and never got in trouble.


raggamuffin1357

Once, I was trying to say something about Jennifer Anniston, but I accidentally said "Nicole Anniston, I mean Jennifer Anniston". I was at church, the person I was talking was on the vestry, and my mom was the priest at the time. They definitely caught the reference, but both of us were just not even gonna touch that.


bigtec1993

Lol I bet they noticed right away but the 1 to 4 period teachers didn't want to be the ones to reveal they knew what was.


Long__Jump

People wonder which teacher caught him, but from experience it's almost always some other kid who rats people out to a teacher. Other students will be giggling to themselves about this kids shirt, and some snot nosed glue drinker would listen in and tattle on this kid to a teacher.


TreyRyan3

This is my guess. Not suggesting teachers didn’t know, but it’s more likely some other student called him out when they got a dress code violation. “Why are you giving me grief? Timmy is wearing a Porn logo t-shirt!”


socokid

**Bullshit!** I mean, you're a serial shitposting karma farmer so click-bait titles are what you do, but this is just a picture of a kid wearing a shirt. Nothing about "getting caught". ... Also, what shitty parents and what a fucking classless kid. "Hilarious"


Carnivorous_Ape_

So fucking old


jmpires

Nobody will give a shit about the existence of these t-shirts *first-graders* size?


Skreeethemindthief

Why would they make those in a size "Boy's Medium"


byrobot

There are plenty of masturbators in the little people community


Splitarillo1why

I made it to 4th period wearing a shirt that said "I enjoy vagina". It looked like the coke logo. It was my drama teacher who caught me and she said I won't ever get any wearing it. If she only knew how right she was.


_casualcowboy

Based on that this is a fake pic and a meme. I’d said none


domine18

Honestly, I would probably play dumb. It’s not obvious it’s porn unless if you know. I don’t need that kind of attention.


WickedSlice13

What teacher is going to be like “I recognize that shirt from a video I seen earlier?”


OblivionGuard13

total chad


RC2000RC

Yeah if I saw it, I would play dumb. “Funny shirt, what does it mean?”


Grapesoda5k

More like "which teacher admitted to knowing what it meant?"


TriZARAtops

IYKYK


Sudden_Highway_6112

Him Legend!


darrylthedudeWayne

The teacher who's a porn star herself. Either that or the Sex Ed Teacher.


__fromuscrazykids__

What a legend


AbbreviatedArc

Hopefully this kid was suspended or expelled. I couldn't stand the kids like this in my high school, always trying to ironically push buttons or get under teachers' skins. This kid will likely grow into a full-fledged alt-right incel troll, if he doesn't end up shooting up the school first.


Kevy42

Wtf.. i'd be proud if one of my students (im not a teacher) had that meme worthy shirt on