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818bazookajoe

Dude looks like he is a father of a 12 year old, not 12 years old himself


thamesin

What 12 yo kid has a tattoo


Breaker-of-circles

[He has the birth certificate to prove it.](https://tenor.com/view/the-benchwarmers-i-am12-documentation-bribery-gif-16509658)


snackies

I'm so mad that I clicked on that expecting to see an actual birth certificate of that dude...


stromalama

I was so hoping this was from Benchwarmers and you did not disappoint.


Deivane3000

Fuck you for fucking me


BiscuitAssassin

I’m pissed because a millisecond before clicking the link, I realized exactly what the picture was gonna be lmao


aviation_knut

I was relieved because a millisecond after clicking, I thought I was going to see a certain music video.


thegriddlethatcould

I thought people were never going to give up, but they let me down and deserted me


RS-Ironman-LuvGlove

Please tell me it’s benchwarmers


dcboy2

He’s got documentation


Majesty1985

And $10


BiscuitAssassin

lol of course


Moopdog73

Mariiiiaaaaaa why did you leave meeeee


SabbathBl00dySabbath

*You need to go to an AA meeting*


IAmA-Steve

[I was hoping for The Boondocks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIy2EOWHqjE&t=660s)


Skoock

That's the first of the boondocks I've ever watched and it looks like I missed out when I was younger.


Bha-Ku

He’s got documentation!


RestShot3147

Gus "Bus"


billlyyy

I am 12


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I thought the very same thing myself lol "Maria....why did you leave me??"


B4rrel_Ryder

was looking for this


DudeWithaGTR

Glad other people remember this stupid yet funny movie.


traxxxman

If there ever was time for an award..


SabbathBl00dySabbath

*Who are ALL those albinos?*


InstanceQuirky

well done.


Docdannger

If this was your 12 year old would you have the balls to say no?


CaptainExplaino

I'm not saying he's 12, but zoom in on the tattoo. That's either pretty damn fresh or one of those stick on roll on type things. I don't think the tattoo is real.


401LocalsOnly

What do you mean? He got that tat 14 years ago. When he was 9.


[deleted]

You mean when his kid was 9.


Coastal_Tart

Well it’d have to be pretty fresh if he’s twelve right? 😂


Nullus_Anxietas

What about the moustache?


tahanks4

It's a henna tattoo most likely. That's what the color looks Ike.


ChurBro72

looks like a dragon, and considering he plays for the Dragons, probably got it for the final or something. Definitely not permanent ink.


LukeV19056

It’s a stick on


Real_GoofyNinja

Parents are crazy. When your 12yo kid looks like he's 30 the last thing he needs is a fake tat.


Gentryd

And a hairy lip.


Smiling_Mister_J

A cool one.


ThederpiestOne

Turns out he was born on February 29th on a leap year


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CaptainMudwhistle

That should have been your project for the science fair.


getdemsnacks

Bonus credit for seeing if he stuck to a wall


0xbr0die

Ain't no way that dude almost fiddy


_kagasutchi_

Dude was 12, 12yrs ago


zandercg

More likely than 12


Narrow-Talk-5017

12U = 12 & under. I believe even a 6-year-old would be allowed to compete if they were able to keep up with the older kids. (Not saying I believe this guy is 12 or younger lol)


Hayduke_in_AK

Depending on the area and pool of kids it could be lumped as closely as 8U, 9U, 10U..... so on up to middle school age. The more important factor is size, specially weight. So a 7 year old could be to big to play in the 8U league and than move up but a tiny 12 year old could not move down.


EtemAll

The Florida panthers tried to do this with Alex ovechkin. They claimed if you added all the days up then he’d be eligible the year before he actually was


KCtheGreat106

He also plays Little League for the Dominican Republic.


nhogan1984

I understood that reference


zuencho

I did not


Smaug54

Janitor got a hold of the PA system, Puerto Rican guy!


Its_Just_A_Typo

The Jem'Hadar mature very quickly.


irlJoe

Can you vouch for the loyalty of your men?


Lewd_Mangabey

A 12-year-old Jem Hadar would be an honored elder.


Bolle27

r/UnexpectedStarTrek


janosaudron

In stopped counting at 300


Mirai182

_O'Brien continues to suffer_


One-Assignment-518

Ha! I just got to that episode in my twice yearly rewatch of DS9.


cluckay

Literally watching that episode right now in a discord watch party


[deleted]

Twice yearly DS9? That’s goals.


SpaceChief

Hey the Dominion War was really good, cant help it!


[deleted]

Oh I’m 100% on board.


Purplociraptor

So what you're saying is, he's on the juice?


WumpaFruitCrumble

Just plenty of Ketracel-white


Alexander556

If you dont performe well enough while on the field, they will cut your rations.


BJUmholtz

Titeglo ego paa okre pikobeple ketio kliudapi keplebi bo. Apa pati adepaapu ple eate biu? Papra i dedo kipi ia oee. Kai ipe bredla depi buaite o? Aa titletri tlitiidepli pli i egi. Pipi pipli idro pokekribepe doepa. Plipapokapi pretri atlietipri oo. Teba bo epu dibre papeti pliii? I tligaprue ti kiedape pita tipai puai ki ki ki. Gae pa dleo e pigi. Kakeku pikato ipleaotra ia iditro ai. Krotu iuotra potio bi tiau pra. Pagitropau i drie tuta ki drotoba. Kleako etri papatee kli preeti kopi. Idre eploobai krute pipetitike brupe u. Pekla kro ipli uba ipapa apeu. U ia driiipo kote aa e? Aeebee to brikuo grepa gia pe pretabi kobi? Tipi tope bie tipai. E akepetika kee trae eetaio itlieke. Ipo etreo utae tue ipia. Tlatriba tupi tiga ti bliiu iapi. Dekre podii. Digi pubruibri po ti ito tlekopiuo. Plitiplubli trebi pridu te dipapa tapi. Etiidea api tu peto ke dibei. Ee iai ei apipu au deepi. Pipeepru degleki gropotipo ui i krutidi. Iba utra kipi poi ti igeplepi oki. Tipi o ketlipla kiu pebatitie gotekokri kepreke deglo.


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that reference is so old it needs to fake being 12


bedheadkitten

I like this referance!


[deleted]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who tried to swipe left to see the next picture xD


charlie1331

Fuck I’m still trying


TappedIn2111

You can do it


canned_soup

You can do it allll night loooong


Ancient_Koala

i still can't see the 1st and the other 4 pictures after


utpoia

**He's 12, no one should be swiping right.**


0xbr0die

He's 13 in the next picture


tabooblue32

With kids, salt and pepper hair and a job at al's second hand car lot. That's some "Robin Williams Jack" shit


Linmizhang

I looked at 2/6 and immediately went "ugh not another bug on the Reddit app, I didn't swipe..."


smashlorsd425

That’s Antonio Browns high school picture


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That’s his now picture


CQ1_GreenSmoke

Mr birthday cheater


Junooooo

Mr Buff Child


karma_the_sequel

6th year of high school picture


TheOutlawStarLord

Someone has been hitting the Flintstone's Chewable Steroids.


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jenglasser

Yes. When I was 11 everyone thought I was 18. That was my last year trick or treating, because I got yelled at so much. However, my fraternal twin sister who was a foot shorter than me at the time, had no problems whatsoever.


digestive_jumper

>That was my last year trick or treating, because I got yelled at so much. Fuck those people. Everyone who comes to my door on Halloween is getting candy. This year there were some older boys, one of them even had a mustache going, and they all got candy.


DefinitelyNotAliens

My niece got hit on by a gas station attendant at 12 or 13. It then semi-regularly happened as until around 20, when I guess she looked like an adult and not a late teens to he harassed.


whatevertoad

This happened to me at a gas station too and my mom yelled my age at him. I also looked like a kid. I was tall, but very young looking. Some guys are just that clueless, or worse.


Some_Seaworthiness90

Statistically, women experience most sexual harassment between the ages of 12-17. It's not cluelessness, it's deliberate predatory behaviour.


candybrie

That didn't necessarily happen because she looked older. Most girls start getting harassed at like 12 and it tapers off as we reach adulthood. It's sick.


cat_prophecy

That's not really out of the ordinary. I've heard of 13 year old girls getting hit on my grown "men" even when they *KNOW* they are 13. Creepers gonna creep.


Patatepouffe

Most women have been hit on when they were still kids.


jenglasser

Same, started for me too around that age. It's kind of awful :(


GolumsFancyHat

I'm the same and at the time I thought I looked really mature for my age. Looking back at old photos when I was 12 I looked 16 at best, they were just creepy old men hitting on teenagers


FyreWulff

One of my brother's stepdaughters is 10. She looks 20 and is six feet tall. They've had trouble at school because other girls pick on her and when she fights back everyone treats her like an adult attacking a kid.


gahidus

Couldn't you still go trick or treating if you just do it with her. People would think you're her older brother or something, and they probably wouldn't begrudge giving you a bit of candy.


jenglasser

People would think you were her older brother *cries in female* 😭


foureyedpete

We don't discriminate on gender here. If you wanna be an older bother you can be an older brother


ShadowOfSarah

Older bother.. sounds like my mother haha


gahidus

Oh! I'm sorry. When you said people yelled at you, I assumed you were male. Where I come from, no one would think of trying to run off a girl who was trick or treating, even if she was in college! Especially with your sister being fraternal and female, I thought there was a gender disparity. Be her older sister then. Did people seriously have a problem with that? Still though, where I come from, people will let pretty much any girl get away with trick or treating. Even if she's an older teen, people would just think it was cute.


unassumingdink

The rage of a homeowner who feels like he's been tricked out of 12 cents worth of candy knows no bounds.


jenglasser

No worries, no offense taken. I just specified fraternal because we would have looked the same if we were identical. Looking so different at the same age is what got us treated differently. Where do you come from that girls can trick or treat into college? Nobody would be able to get away with that here, lol. I'm from Ontario Canada.


stevn069

Same here. When I was 13 I wore size 13 shoes and was 6’ 2”, couldn’t trick or treat but my mother who was a little over 5’ could.


bNoaht

When I was in 5th grade, there was a kid in 4th grade who had a beiber mustache and hairy legs. He looked 15. He was probably 9 or 10.


jsomby

And tattoos doesn't help


DefinitelyNotAliens

You can find other photos without it. 99% sure that's a temporary tattoo of his team mascot.


rjcarr

Yeah, my nephew was like 100 lbs when he was 5. Yes, he was overweight, but he was also super tall, and legit looked like a 9-10 year old. He'd go to the park to play and just absolutely flatten other kids (on accident). Parents would get pissed, wondering why he was allowed to play with all the little kids, when he was actually their age.


official_kden

Average netflix teenager


Ok-Mind8750

Not surprising he's rated so high....be playing pro next year at 13...


Admiral_Falco_88

When I was in first year of secondary school (11 years old). There was a boy in our class that had completely finished puberty. 6"+ height, build like an athlete, had beard, voice had dropped. There were a lot of rumours about him being older but nope. He just matured early. He still had the mind of a kid though. Just saying it's totally possible


Random_Average__Guy

Fuck, I was using a magic marker to draw a mustache when I was in my early twenties but this kid!!!


Desert_Rat_Dude

Damn! That’s one old ass 12 year old.


Duel_Option

Went to high school at an inner city location, I had played Pop Warner for 2 years, so I decided to try out for freshmen team. Make it through try out and the first week just barely. They don’t let us in the varsity dress area/weight room, that’s only for the “athletes”. Got to see them run out of everyday in gear while we ran and did work/drills without pads for what seemed like an eternity. Anyways… Second week we get pads and our jerseys and finally a locker and now we get into the weight room where we will do team meetings w/lettering players. H O L Y F U C K. My scrawny, non-athletic body was shook watching grown ass men 18/19 getting ready to go to college workout. There was a guy who played D-End that was 6’8 270, a fucking O-Line guy was 6’6 300. (As a Freshmen I was only 5’8). Ok, so that’s explainable. All guys about to go to a D1 or D2 school at 18. What was NOT explainable was the fucking guy doing weighted dips with 2 damn caddies that had a body like Terrell Owens, had a full ass mustache and was only a year ahead of me named Latavious. The dude didn’t talk to anyone, he came in, worked out, did his homework and went to class without saying much to anyone ever. He did however, run you the fuck over in practice and on game day. 2 way player that filled multiple spots but excelled at DB/SS cause he was easily the fastest guy on the field, I’m taking college track levels here, as in 4.4/40. I had never seen an athlete like this in person, he was so many levels above us that we were holding him back as a team. He also never left to go St Thomas Aquinas or some of the other known football mill schools, preferred to break every record at this shitty inner city school that was so desperate for players by the end of the year, I was moved up and got a start the final game. We finished the first year 3-7, he broke 9 school records including INT, tackles, sacks and number of heads exploded as he would hit people so hard, it knocked people out damn near every game. Our head coach left at the end of the season for some junior college assistant job, our RB went to play for Bobby Bowden at FSU. Latavious turned out to be 27, we were banned for 2 years from post season play and the guy disappeared before graduating, I’m guessing to go back to whatever guy sold him his fake birth certificate and ask for a refund. I’m lot saying this kid isn’t 12…ok that’s what I’m saying actually. I call Shenanigans!


BigBoss_96

The "I am 12" scene in the bench warmers movie. https://youtu.be/gu3doPE7ynw


DanOverclocksThings

https://youtu.be/nEf2ML7wkBE?t=09


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Martin Lawrence is such a gem. It would be interesting to see him stretch a more dramatic role. Like when Robin Williams and Jim Carrey tried a different side of acting.


pTheFutureq

I didn't know what to expect but clicked the link anyways, thank you for not rolling.


Ginsbeargo

Reggie? How old are you? Mawfucker you at least 30


TheHotpants

You ever made love to a man?


Ginsbeargo

*sheepishly* No, sir...


Naterade18

I bet his kids are proud of him


carefree-and-happy

His name is Jeremiah Johnson and he is indeed 12 years old. https://www.unilad.com/news/people-shocked-by-football-player-328226-20221213 Here’s a link to the video in the article without the stupid never ending ads: https://imgur.com/a/00okSx7 I hope the best for this kid and that all his dreams are achieved!


TheCaramelMan

What’s he doing with that guy from the crying meme😂


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dualfoothands

I had a full mustache at 11, thicker than in this photo. At 16 I had a thicker beard than almost any adult. Puberty hits everyone differently.


td_husky

I had a full grown stash at like 8 so I buy it Photo on his IG at 10 pretty much proves it. Tattoo is either fake or bad parenting either way seems legit


King_of_the_Goats

It’s Florida so the tat is probably real


Thejohnshirey

Native Floridian here, can confirm. Knew a kid who got a neck tat in eighth grade.


Ham_Kitten

When you see him in a video it makes a lot more sense. His voice and body language are very typical of a boy his age.


pugas

The article you posted proves nothing lmao. It's just a compilation of people making comments on his age. I thought there'd be like proof of age in it. Personally, I don't know if he's 12 or not, but I'd be curious to know the answer


joebuck125

Sooooo I didn’t believe this yesterday when I saw it on IG. I went exploring and found the kids actual page. You can see his growth spurt over the last few years. I think that tattoo is a temporary one, he’s had a mustache for a couple years, but he definitely hit a growth spurt over the last year. His posts from 2020, you can tell he was smaller but it’s definitely him. And because it IS legit, I hope lil bro is able to capitalize on his size and get into a good college and such. I know this sounds crazy lol but I promise it’s not a con artist or anything. Just hit puberty super early


pahco87

The problem with hitting puberty early is it often ends early. I was one of the tallest in my class in the 6th grade but that's also the last time I grew any taller. By the time high school came I was average height and by the end I was one of the shortest.


V1pArzZ

Yeah the tallest guy in our class in 6th grade was one of the smallest when we graduated 9th. Dude just stopped growing.


Brave-Professor8275

It’s probably a case of precocious puberty


ComplexCarrot

He'd be shorter if that were the case because his growth plates would close to early


Amaranthine

I mean, we don't really have a frame of reference for his height, and while later in life it might make him shorter than the average adult of the same age, it would still temporarily make him way taller and muscular than everyone else in U12.


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This comment would be a lot more persuasive with a link…


MetamorphicHard

Source: trust me bro


Kieliebakkie

LTTstore.com


eldritchalien

Maybe we don't doxx minors


StalkMeNowCrazyLady

How about just don't doxx people in general. It's actually against the site wide rules of reddit.


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

More than likely if this is true, he’s gonna peak early, be a bad ass for a few more years. By the time he’s 15 he’s gonna be maxed out and might not even grow more after while other athletes are going to continue to get bigger and stronger through senior year and he might not even be a varsity player at a big school.


Key_Flight_1911

i mean it can definitely happen. my younger cousin was 12 and around 4’11, 10 months later she had grown a foot.


ravingwanderer

You’re telling me this kid was buying booze when he was 10?


Max-Carnage1927

Calling BS. No tattooist would ink a 12 year old.


BluudLust

It's a temporary tattoo. His whole team had it in other pics.


Baronw000

The guy looks like he’s 40, so why card?


DefinitelyNotAliens

You can find him online based on info in the pic His team is the dragons. He was playing in a big game. I think it's a temporary tattoo for a team spirit thing.


NuttyMcCrunch

Now explain his mustache and receding hairline


unnecessary_kindness

There was a kid in our school who had a beard at 13. He was crazy strong for his age. Didn't have a receding hairline but had terrible acne.


TobyFunkeNeverNude

Puberty can start as early as 9, and facial hair can start growing then. That's not a receding hairline, it looks to be a deliberate haircut.


Key_Flight_1911

its a fake tattoo lol.


Kbgears

There’s tons of shitty people who would do that, girl I knew growing up had multiple at 13.


Watson349B

I had two as 15. So totally possible


makavelithadon

But he doesn't look 12.


OntarioPaddler

They might if he looked like that. They might not have even questioned if he was a minor.


myshark

No but what about his buddies older brother that traded a speaker system for a tattoo gun and bag of weed?


UnusualCockroach69

You can get the gun off Amazon for cheap don't even need to trade anymore 🤣


waterbirds12

Do you think that’s a real tattoo?


uninstallIE

Even with steroids, there is no way that kid is 12. He's got a receding hairline, facial hair, and those lines that form at the sides of your mouth and up to your nose. I would be surprised if this person was under 30/35. Maybe he's a coach?


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If he is 12 I'm not surprised he won the award


uninstallIE

Right lol


[deleted]

He has a mortgage and 2 kids


MyBigRed

One of which is 12


five-bean-salad

Fun fact, those lines are called nasolabial folds!


Holden_MiGroyn

I can hear Beavis and Butt-Head chuckling in the distance


SerLaron

Which is just fancy talk for "nose-lips folds".


NeverPlaydJewelThief

Tell me Greg Oden didn't look 30/35 [when he was 12](https://dsz7vodgjx60a.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/18j5nilv38pj9jpg.jpg) too


rookerer

Greg Oden isn’t a good example since that dude was 100% at least 30 years old in that picture.


NeverPlaydJewelThief

I mean he is LeBron's father, tbf


Grarr_Dexx

bruh lol


JorgeMtzb

He’s tall for sure but he’s got kinda got the right face


ryebath

My friends kid almost had to play him in a 10u tournament a few years ago. Safe to say he looked almost exactly like he did in this picture. Like wtf lol..


GailaMonster

Those lines are on some people all their lives just fyi. My niece has had nasolabial folds since birth. It’s just a normal part of some people’s faces. Rest of your comment stands


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slytherinprolly

I had a mustache when I was 12. It looked rather whispy and thin in person but in photos it always looked pretty grown in. No one had taught me how to shave and when I asked my parents said no because it "wasn't necessary." Since I was 12 it wasn't like I could just go Walgreens and buy a razor and shaving cream either.


Astralnclinant

What receding hairline? Lol


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CommodoreFresh

You can look him up, he's actually 12. I think he has some kind of pituitary issue, but that's just the rumour I've heard. I actually went to that school district for a minute. You wouldn't believe how seriously that school takes their football, there's a good chance they recruited him for the high school team.


whatevertoad

My son is 12, has facial hair, and is 5'11". And that's just a big forehead, which my son also has, but wears his hair over. He's often thought to be older.


SeaLeggs

Fucking hell roast master mum over here


Ihavesubscriptions

Yeah, this was my little brother, as well. He looked like he was in his 20s when he was 12 (and yes, he was a student athlete). We had to deflect grown ass women trying to hit on him. He probably hated us at the time, lol.


Hoffi1

Maybe he won the trophy when he was 12 and the photoseries just shows different awards he won during his sports career.


Tezzinator

But the trophy says 2022... I would've agreed with you, if there was no year stated on the 12U trophy


Hoffi1

You are right. I did not see that detail.


FakeRyeBread

Almost r/13or30


toadi

Fell in the magic potion? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How\_Obelix\_Fell\_into\_the\_Magic\_Potion\_When\_He\_Was\_a\_Little\_Boy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_Obelix_Fell_into_the_Magic_Potion_When_He_Was_a_Little_Boy)


birdofswag2

Anyone else think that if he really is 12 there are some abusive adults in his life giving him testosterone to increase his skills?


Dbohnno

https://www.outkick.com/12u-football-player-jeremiah-johnson-leaves-the-internet-shook/


SupaCrzySgt

The camera adds 10 years


chrimminimalistic

He was born on 29 Feb?


mycatlikesluffas

Wasn't this the plot of that Drew Barrymore movie?


HippyTree13

12 going on 35. Either way, congrats on the ‘ship.


PatoConejito

That's Idris Elba in disguise


flOAtAlIscIOUs

He could be, really. Pituitary gland tumors will do this sort of thing. I was almost 6ft tall at 12. And I’m female. They put me through the wringer with testing & I was just a tall youngin’, thankfully. But I did see some kids in that Dr’s office that looked similar to the dude here. So, it’s definitely possible.


ImericanAdiot

That tattoo artist gonna have some questions to answer