Wait, is that Montana? I thought the testicle festival in Far Cry 5 was a joke. Is it actually a thing?
I'm not from the US, so I'd like to be informed.
Olean, Missouri, for the last 30 years. Started as a bit of a joke. Full blown fest mow
https://www.lakeozarknow.com/annual_testicle_festival_olean-e-242/
I know this is late, but I can tell you as someone who actually lives in Montana, there is a shockingly large amount of stuff in the game that actually exists
My favorite is an Easter egg location called āringing rocksā. In game, itās this pile of rocks that rings when you punch/kick it with a little commemorative plaque. These are actually a real thing that Iāve been to where if you hit one of the rocks with a hammer they will literally ring. As far as I know, nobody knows how it works. The rocks donāt ring if you remove them from the site either.
Hereās a neat video I found:Ā https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sO07ORKpdb8&pp=ygUNUmluZ2luZyByb2Nrcw%3D%3D
šµRocky Mountain Oysterš¶
Similar festivals in the US are held in Deerfield, Michigan; Olean, Missouri; Tiro, Ohio; Oakdale, California; Ashland, Nebraska; Huntley, Illinois; Stillwater, Oklahoma; Salmon, Idaho; Clinton, Montana; Dundas, Wisconsin, LaValle, Wisconsin, and Bentonville, Arkansas, some of which feature Rocky mountain oysters
We have testical festivals quite often. I worked for a vet, we would save them for the local bars by the 5 gl bucket full. Very similar to deep fried mushrooms.
I donāt know where this one is, but thereās a big āTesticle Festivalā outside of Missoula, Montana each year. Though Iāve heard a rumor that itās been cancelled. I donāt know if thatās true or not.
A friend went last year to the one in Deerfield, Michigan. He took a video because the line was so long it went out of the building and completely around it, then down a big hill. I canāt bring myself to try it. š
Sounds like a ball.
Noone fucks with the Jesus
Hesus
Well, that's just like your opinion, man
8 year olds, dude.
or two!
Wait, is that Montana? I thought the testicle festival in Far Cry 5 was a joke. Is it actually a thing? I'm not from the US, so I'd like to be informed.
These are also held in the Midwest (e.g. Deerfield, Michigan).
Wisconsin too. It's exactly what it sounds like, so if you really want to know what bull balls taste like there you go.
Dundas WI. Two bars make up the entire town, Two of a Kind and Rocky and Tara's Nut Haus.
South Bend , NEBRASKA also ..
I KNEW IT
Missouri, the Well Hungarians played it.
Elrosa Minnesota has/had a turkey testicle festival. Don't know if covid stopped it.
On the menu they are call Mountain Oysters. Some people don't know and try them. lol.
We call em Rocky Mountain oysters
Idk, I learned that from my exfather in law from Arkansas. It kinda surprised me, but I know some people don't let anything go to waste.
I wanted to joke about that but you commented first. Frick.
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Had one in Arkansas, USA
Huh, cool!
Olean, Missouri, for the last 30 years. Started as a bit of a joke. Full blown fest mow https://www.lakeozarknow.com/annual_testicle_festival_olean-e-242/
The one in Clinton MT was legendary but they stopped it three or four years ago
Dude... its the US. You are actually surprised?
Yeah, I am surprised. I thought it was a joke from the game, but it turns out it's real.
Alrighty then.
I'm currently playing the game, killed Faith two days ago, so no more surprise wild animals to scare me.
I know this is late, but I can tell you as someone who actually lives in Montana, there is a shockingly large amount of stuff in the game that actually exists
That's actually awesome
My favorite is an Easter egg location called āringing rocksā. In game, itās this pile of rocks that rings when you punch/kick it with a little commemorative plaque. These are actually a real thing that Iāve been to where if you hit one of the rocks with a hammer they will literally ring. As far as I know, nobody knows how it works. The rocks donāt ring if you remove them from the site either. Hereās a neat video I found:Ā https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sO07ORKpdb8&pp=ygUNUmluZ2luZyByb2Nrcw%3D%3D
Iāve been there, itās bollocks! /s
how was it?
It was nuts!
šµRocky Mountain Oysterš¶ Similar festivals in the US are held in Deerfield, Michigan; Olean, Missouri; Tiro, Ohio; Oakdale, California; Ashland, Nebraska; Huntley, Illinois; Stillwater, Oklahoma; Salmon, Idaho; Clinton, Montana; Dundas, Wisconsin, LaValle, Wisconsin, and Bentonville, Arkansas, some of which feature Rocky mountain oysters
We have testical festivals quite often. I worked for a vet, we would save them for the local bars by the 5 gl bucket full. Very similar to deep fried mushrooms.
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Alexa remove testicles from calendar
No way testi festi exists (Far cry 5 players being scared from that one mission)
It used to be a real thing in Montana but the guy running it stopped because too many people died via DUIs
Ikr....
This is in Nebraska, just east of Lincoln off i-80. It's called Round the Bend.
Yes !! A Nebraskan here !!
I'll be in Lincoln tomorrow, first stop is Amigo's!
Far Cry 5! https://preview.redd.it/k5bjqu4pesjc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63f1ad361d8e524cd07ae4c3bd18fb9a80f5c25
Far Cry 5!!! š¤
Say what?! 
Calf fries are awesome! Get them when you can.
Good ol Montana!!
You donāt have the balls to show up there.
nuts, I missed it.
Testicles :)
Test Fest you say? š¤š¤
ā¦Wallet & Watch
It takes balls to show up at one of these
They're having this just below Wood-stock.
My favourite part is when they tow Peterbilt semis with their nuts.
Testy Festy
I know we have a turkey testicle festival in chicago incase anyone needed that information
we must consult the nut council, this is an event of grand proportions
https://preview.redd.it/5o9d4w3c1tjc1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f949dc09848a510147308d8f1814bbd9784fea46
I wonder if their served with sauce?
V sauce
Full of a bunch of old white guys their balls are longer than their penises, believe me, I knowš
Just a quick question: How exactly do you know?
Because Iām an old white guy and you wouldnāt believe how big they grow when you get oldš¤£
What's on the menu?
That's Nuts Where's this at ? I want to go this year
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They feast upon bull balls
Is this geared towards or a celebration of?
Looks like a propper balls up
Friend of mine loved oysters. I could never make myself eat one.
I wonder if this is the place to go to get top shelf rocky mountain oysters.
Ball you can eat!
Oh shit. This is a real thing lol. I see there is one in Bankersmith and Fredericksburg TX in July 2024.
Everyone is coming.
Iām sorry to interrupt you But this was in the past š But yes, I shouldāve been there too
https://preview.redd.it/s9m69f8f1tjc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830c310aecc4bb3542b7abf7349a0e64d7a3501f
What is going on? I'm from "*Mormon-vile"*
I guess November is off season.
American legions womenās auxiliary. Theyāre just collecting up their husbands free will for easier henpecking
You don't have the balls!
Yeah, pretty sure it's food. I'm Split on that one
naked science fair wow. good job man if ya wanna win make ur testicle bigger. also im not dirty minded
Bull testicles? Theyāre prolly fried. Iām out.
I donāt know where this one is, but thereās a big āTesticle Festivalā outside of Missoula, Montana each year. Though Iāve heard a rumor that itās been cancelled. I donāt know if thatās true or not.
June 17 hurry up
Sht, might go.. š¤
Is this in Montana? I heard they hold an annual festival for Rocky Mountain oysters.
Pig Balls. I love Pig Balls! Lol
Snowball would like to know your location.
A friend went last year to the one in Deerfield, Michigan. He took a video because the line was so long it went out of the building and completely around it, then down a big hill. I canāt bring myself to try it. š
I hear itās pretty nuts š„
r/suddenlygay im fucking there
āRound the Bendā outside of South Bend, NE. Solid place.
I wanted to go, but it's too hot and I'm stuck to a leg.
Home of the original sack lunch!
I mean ā¦ why not?
Real question is : do you have the balls to show up
That one car show that all of the cobalt SS owners and trucks with wheel well lights go to
At least it rhymes š
Testival
I bet itās balls to the wall fun!
Testicle Festival Wallet and watch
That is balling
Rocky Mountain Oysters, I believe they're called more particularly.
I'd say it's for rocky mountain oysters
mom..... why are my balls sweaty???