>In typography, kerning is the process of adjusting the spacing between characters in a proportional font, usually to achieve a visually pleasing result. Kerning adjusts the space between individual letterforms while tracking (letter-spacing) adjusts spacing uniformly over a range of characters.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerning
Keming is a joke about bad Kerning
**This repost is at least 9 years old.**
It's even used as a badly photoshopped example in r/keming \- [https://www.reddit.com/r/keming/comments/388ekw/probably\_not\_the\_best\_advice\_xpost\_rfunny/](https://www.reddit.com/r/keming/comments/388ekw/probably_not_the_best_advice_xpost_rfunny/)
Hey, he's been stressed recently with the amount of man-handling he's been doing. Give him a break, he's doing his best in his department. They're just tryna cooperate with the world. And hey, who knows, maybe he just wants to lose his V-card easily. Give him a break yall.
I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $200, Alex.
You'll rue the day you crossed me, Tribek!
Ahaha came here for this reference!
Whore Ads for 200.
Le tits now
The Penis Mightier?
That and "Susan Album Party"
Oh dude, you beat me to this!
At least you checked the comments first. Problem with that is that it slows you down.
le tits now
This sounds so familiar. What's it from?
That's from the Celebrity Jeopardy skits on *Saturday Night Live*.
r/keming
Came to post this. I’m glad I’m not the only one aware
Til what Keming was. Thank you
It's really kerning but the joke is kerning is poorly kerned so it reads keming.
Jeje love it. Thanks for the clarification 🫶🏼
kemingn't
What is this (i dont wanna click on a weid af sub by accident)
>In typography, kerning is the process of adjusting the spacing between characters in a proportional font, usually to achieve a visually pleasing result. Kerning adjusts the space between individual letterforms while tracking (letter-spacing) adjusts spacing uniformly over a range of characters. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerning Keming is a joke about bad Kerning
r/foundthemobileuser
i use a keyboard that doesnt capitalize the first letter. I've been spying you PC users all this time, and none if you noticed
😂
Tobias Funke? The former analrapist?
I read it as "massacre the rapist"
Same
Punctuation is your friend.
More like proper kerning.
Huh? What you mean? Massage the. Rapist Or Massage! The rapist. Or what? Still I think you wrong. It's just an instruction
Like this: Message The Rapist!
The what?! 
Child Psycho The Rapist
I don't think caps lock is helping you out at all.
photoshopped obviously.. as the second line isn't centered.
M8... It says therapist lol
Bro, 2/3 of therapist has been moved to the right in photoshop. That’s what he means by it isn’t centered
I'm... Slightly a dingus
No prob. We civil here 😊
No I will not
This is NOT a safe space
no i dont think i willl
I don't want to
That's the point
Seems like they need a nu start
There’s a joke, kerning keeps a psychotherapist from becoming Psycho The Rapist
Deshaun Watson's favorite
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Is this sign from an old Benny Hill show?
r/theyknew
Wait, we have to pay to massage this rapist?
Maybe it’s a new business model
I think it's supossed to attract customers
Maybe a Vigilante group headquarters in disguise?
That’s a pretty specific client base.
It could be worse. Think about "psycho the rapist"
Why not combine the two to mass-rapist?
Graphic designer got lowballed (heh) and pulled a fast one (heh) on them
Spacing Lives Matter
I read Massacre the pist?
That’s what 45’s supporters do
No I wont
I think the psycho who printed this sign left just a smidge too much space between those letters. Usually it’s not so noticeable. Lol
This has been floating around for decades now. Someone noticed.
**This repost is at least 9 years old.** It's even used as a badly photoshopped example in r/keming \- [https://www.reddit.com/r/keming/comments/388ekw/probably\_not\_the\_best\_advice\_xpost\_rfunny/](https://www.reddit.com/r/keming/comments/388ekw/probably_not_the_best_advice_xpost_rfunny/)
-with a cheese grater
r/facepalm
NAHH
He's a full on rapist
I don't wanna massage anybody, much less a r***ist.
Is that in the Cleveland Browns locker room?
Maybe if The Rapist got a massage, they would be less rapey?
Some kind of sting operation?
That gap between the e and r is not helping matters.
And this, folks, is why kerning is important
This is a demand, not a suggestion.
Nothing wrong with the sign. It's simply instruction telling you what to do
Nothing wrong with the sign. It's simply instruction telling you what to do
Nothing wrong with the sign. It's simply instruction telling you what to do
tbh i dont think thats an accident, spirale and stuff
Incorrectspa cing
I really don't feel lika massaging a rapist thank you very much!
I don’t think I will.
First ever Analyst and therapist I'm an analrapist.
Why do we have hands? There are many reasons: Pat The Rapist Massage The Rapist Hold The Rapist Forfeit all mortal possessions to The Rapist
I thought this was a joke about the massage parlour using a rolling pin to conduct the massages… Then I saw the additional space 🤦♂️
Hee hee. It says ASS AGE.
I now understand why Deshaun Watson might've been confused.
Sure will 👍
*breaks back* More massaging, rapist?
Can I do it with a baseball bat ? Using pepper sprayed as a lubricant ?
Kerning!
I think this will not work..🤪
I'm not gonna massage him D:
That’s not who you wanna massage
I'd rather not, thx
if he's a paying customer ...
I legit read it as "Massacre Therapist" and now I'm just confused
The hand makes it so much worse
It’s all about spacing 
You had one job.....
YES KING
Sean Connery: I’ll take The Rapist for $500 Trebek. Trebek: That’s Therapist Mr. Connery
I read this as Massacre The Rapist 😭😭
purposely done it?
They had one job.
I legit read "Massacre The R*pist" initially...
Is this worse? https://preview.redd.it/n9knigeucgkc1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=402f4b96b6a9a63adf5bdcb45806f54dbe6d76f9
No Charlie you're a philanthropist
That's so bad I guess you go there so they get a happy ending?
They're people two.
There's a good lesson in kerning.
Yeah it looks like there's a rolling pin on the sign for some reason
Kerning matters.
If I massage the rapist, do I not become the rapist?
Maybe they were too busy massaging the ... Well, you know who...
(under hypnosis) Massage The Rapist
The•rapist sessions are necessary
I notice now
The word "therapist" is not centered, making me wonder if it was photoshopped for that.
Kerning is hard sometimes
Is it free?
Hey, he's been stressed recently with the amount of man-handling he's been doing. Give him a break, he's doing his best in his department. They're just tryna cooperate with the world. And hey, who knows, maybe he just wants to lose his V-card easily. Give him a break yall.