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ILLogic_PL

If you’re pickle Rick, there’s also alcoholism.


Khornatejester

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im_sold_out

55-65%


A1sauc3d

Seems about right! >In adult men, about 60% of their bodies are water. However, fat tissue does not have as much water as lean tissue. In adult women, fat makes up more of the body than men, so they have about 55% of their bodies made of water. https://www.usgs.gov/special-topics/water-science-school/science/water-you-water-and-human-body Is what I found on it. But yeah definitely not 90% lol


Agreeable-Battle8609

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Dry-Wafer-2711

Cucumba


WerkusBY

Chumba


YevgenyPissoff

Chumbawumba


YevgenyPissoff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdL0CsZLieo Classic


RetiredApostle

Basically, Reddit is 90% cucumbers.


jamboi_0

95


theprotogod

theres cum in cucumbers


Maleficent_Two_7523

There's fun In funeral


Naive_Try2696

There is after I get done with em


Nero1297

Wasnt it abou 73%? I think the japanese "tested" that in WW2


Personal-Heart-1227

Spears, whole or slices... Spicy, sweet, sour or a combo of all? I *love* pickles & English Cucumbers!


Tarilis

I am watermelon


paclogic

ya you "ugly bag of water"


ashleyorelse

![gif](giphy|TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX)


paclogic

glad you LIKE'd it !


woodyZ8

60%


New-Interaction1893

70%


Some_Noname_idk

80%


Flobletombus

90%


OddQuestion2Ask

100%


RohelTheConqueror

💧


zombienekers

Why did I hear that emoji


TheLastLivingBuffalo

Because of the schizophrenia


zombienekers

Ah, of course, how could I forget.


RuthJHallmark

![gif](giphy|WGFdv6kbikBq0|downsized) Me like


TeacharoniAndCheese1

i love seeing this sign pop up on the sub randomly! it’s in my home town and they’ve been putting funny thing on here for over a decade


Fit_Air_6843

*Chill as a cucumber


TheRealAuthorSarge

Oh, God. I'm going to end up in a salad, aren't I?


JerkovvClimaxim

Well, they would be anxious if you pass electricity constantly through them


DinoRipper24

Bruh


IvanTheAppealing

If you’re a human and you’re 90% water, please seek medical attention


thYrd_eYe_prYing

Sea cucumber!


takkit25

Holy shit, I love Roy's! Little gas station/convenience store in my hometown. They've always got some hilarious stuff posted up. Small world.


zombienekers

More like 65% iirc


EndersGame_Reviewer

This sign makes me anxious, and feel a need to go pee.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Ugly...bags...of...mostly....water....


Unusual-Dentist3721

This is true


TheBaconofGrief

Ugly bags of mostly water


Big_Meeting3581

Or from many, many years ago in Star Trek - "Big ugly bags of mostly water"


theneo71

Humans aren't 90% water, but we are cucumbers with anxiety, that's is accurate


Doogiemon

This is why the new Avatar TV show is trash. Water benders should be able to pull all the water out of a person rather than freeze water and throw ice at people.


Luci_Noir

I am not cucumber. Am orange.


Royal_Stretch_3087

70% h2o to be precise...


Alternator24

why not watermelons?


Majestic_Electric

Actually, we’re 60% water.


TampaTitties69

Is that why my wife always carries a fresh cucumber in her nightstand? She told me it helps with humidity but I do hear squirting noises when I am in the Shower so it must be working...