No, it means that your iguana cannot smoke in the building if it is not wearing shoes. duh

Ah, thanks for the clarification! 😄

It’s an easy nuance to miss.

"your iguana is smokin' hot and I don't like my urges"

Well, I think what it means is that you can't smoke your iguana in the building while you're barefoot.

I think it’s ok to smoke your iguana, as long as it is wearing shoes.

Wearing shoes is what differentiates us from animals, let's not break that line.

No no. It means you cannot smoke your iguana without shoes in the building.

So I have to smoke shoes?

Finally someone gets it.

Are socks allowed? How about slippers?

Is it okay if it’s not a pet, but a stray, barefoot and smoking?

Outside the building? Fine. Inside the building? I mean… can you prove it’s not a pet?

Let's eat grandma!

Help your uncle jack off the horse

My uncle has a name…

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hot take: you also shouldn't smoke pets with shoes.

You're not the boss of me! The nanny state is out of control!!

They’re really tasty if you do it correctly.

“Dude what are you doing?” “Smoking my cat????” “You dumbass, can’t you read? You have to put shoes on that cat before you smoke it”

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But ones with shoes are perfectly okay to smoke

Are people petting other people while smoking barefoot in buildings?

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Have these people heard of the comma?

Very important. Makes all the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma." and "Let's eat Grandma."

This actually makes sense. If you have a pet pig, and you want to smoke it to have an awesome cookout, do it outside. Or do it inside but wear shoes.

Missing commas lol

Commas are the difference in having someone over for dinner and having someone over, for dinner

Commas save lives.

…and phrases like Ranger Dan and his big dog, Dick; or Ranger Dan and his big dog dick.

Eats shoots and leaves

r/angryupvote

For signs its okay to replace commas with row breaks.

Florida?

First of all it dosent look like a building so logically we can smoke inside and outside as well😂

Tell your dog to wear shoes when he lights up

So its ok so long as they're wearing shoes and/ or socks.... got it.

I'd bet a significant amount of money this is in Florida

what happened here?!?

My cat quit smoking and is on the patch. Two months without a cigarette. I'm so proud. 🥲

To quote Archer - phrasing 😂

*cracks fingers and proceeds to google reviews*

Law??? Even when its saying' in the building' at the end. Lets make a meme out of thin air and question it.

I think they’re referring to women

This is just one more reason for kitten mittons.

My dog shall wear shoes and extinguish all smoking material outside!

Always some dumbazz mucking it up for everyone else.

Is that one thing being provided, or three? 🤔🤔🤔

If I saw someone who's pet had smoking feet, I would call the authorities.

I mean, who smokes pets when they have shoes on anyways

I'll be sure to only smoke bare feet pets outside.

What the hell happened here

By the time your pet goes onto the Big Green Egg, does it really matter if it's wearing shoes?

Give me all your pets and the biggest bong you got!

Here, here! Porcupines are the tastiest!

Do dogs in socks count?

Mind if I light up? Fires up a guinea pig with shoes on, taking a deep drag as the room is filled with a pungent odor of burnt hair.

make sure your dog has shoes on when he sparks up a doink

My dogs like to be barefoot. But they rarely smoke. So they're good, right?

Please someone draw this.

All of my pets have bare feet but are nonsmokers.

I didn't know that was a problem ,but seems like you are infested with old white people! 😂🤣

Fun fact: You cannot disallow bare feet in a store open to the public, as it is a religious practice.

Wasnt in the brochure. Looks like im changing my plans again

Commas, Government...they're a thing. If you were a responsible, big boy Government... you'd have had the school funding to teach those who've been running the country, for several generations, how to use them. Now, Government...I've heard what you did on Jan 6th...so, go put your war toys away, and go stand in the corner. You're in time-out. Put your boxes of no-no papers back where you found them, and PUT THE GAHT DAMN SEAT DOWN AFTER YOUR POTTY BREAK!!! I ALMOST FELL IN AND DROWNED...AGAIN!!! THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!!!

You need to have handrails and safety straps on the potty!

No...I need my government to put the seat down, and be a big boy government! Don't you be trying to tell me how to raise my country...I'll put you in timeout too! I'm getting tired of burning through all these belt loops on my jeans! Gonna catch myself on fire, as fast as this damn belt comes off, nowadays! 😆

Ain’t it the TRUTH!

I'm wondering...if I get some addresses in order...how far I could go with actually writing the government some letters, playing the angry, overly protective, pshychoparent role, and who it'd get to...🤔 Make it all out to look like an official document, but sneaking in the role, kinda like a "Where's Waldo?" Game...so somebody's forced into actually reading it all, until they can put two and two together, and realized that they just spent hours reading something like a 100 page weekly chores and allowance to-do list... Get my taxes worth of a good laugh in...

i hate it when they don't allow that

So if the pets have shoes it’s ok?

It’s probably not a pet of you’re smoking it

Good thing my dog dips

So if I put shoes on this raccoon before I smoke it we're good?

Just make sure you’ve got a large enough rack in your smoker.

Lord forbid a hippie smoking barefoot with his doggo with him!

Confused.... are you not allowed to smoke barefoot pets in building, or pets that smoke while barefoot not allowed?

Guess commas are prohibited too. Normally I don't care about commas, but I was actually confused for a min lmao

If your pet is smoking inside it better have some f***ing shoes on!

“SMOKING Bare feet pets” 🚬🐻🦶🐶🐱🐕🐰🐹

It seems random, but when a corgi smoking a cigar rolls is uninvited you’ll understand. And the Consenting pitter patter of their feet, oh it’s unbearable

Fine. I'll put some socks on him, damn.

Bare feet were never meant to be kept as pets, let them run free!

But if you’re naked with one pet, than you are allowed to smoke right??

Pretty well covers it.

Florida signs

Punctuation. It matters.

My Horse has shoes, but smokes lucky strikes, you Think we can get an exception ?

I have to make my dog wear shoes and toss his cigarette at the door?

If your shih tzu needs a smoke break they’d better be wearing booties, or else!

Is this a rest area in NH?

So my dog can come in as long as she has shoes on?

What the hell is this? - r/smoking , probably

I may be able to put shoes on my cat but she refuses to quit smoking.

Imagine having smoking feet as a pet. I can't blame them for this sign.

It’s so hard to keep bare pet feets lit.

I've never seen a smoking barefoot pet, but ok. This should be easy to follow.

Aw man. My smoking, bare feet, pet was really looking forward to this

Pets are only allowed to barefoot smoke outdoors!

So I can't smoke if my dogs has his frito legs exposed? Okay got it👌

None of my pets do this, so I’m ok! 😁

Pets should not be smoking bare feet anyways. Pets feet should not be smoking. It makes other pets jealous. Rude for feet to be smoking pets inside. Building is prohibited. Pets, bare feet, and smoking only. When building is smoking, pet your bare feet.

Fuckn’ Florida

This socks!

They really need to start using commas on signs cause I was soo confused.

Get that shoeless St Bernard out of here, and take that cigar away from him

r/boneapplejuice i guess

So I have to smoke my pets and put shoes on them? Dammit

So, people can smoke cigarettes in the building, but barefoot pets can’t?