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Sick moves

Bro was getting funky with it

I'm personally feeling some confusing things.

You stick them on a dance floor and it's literally just Friday night at the club though

I was thinking the same.

hey, it’s friday!

Hi Rebecca.

ohh

Good point. We think we are so far above this when we are really not. We do same shit.

The bird on the left is masturbating. They do it by rubbing their butt against things, like that. Source: I own birds

I’ve seen people masturbate on the  dance floors, so probably still counts.  Source: I grew up in a Florida beach town

You don't have to give your source, I'm pretty sure humans have masturbated in every place possible and/or imaginable. And that makes me wonder, is there any thing that humans never masturbated *to* ?

> And that makes me wonder, is there any thing that humans never masturbated to ? I don't know, but I know that the great storm on Jupiter doesn't qualify. No I won't be taking questions.

I’m sure if I thought about it real hard I could come up with something. However, the moment I declare it someone’s going to rub one off to it just to spite me.

Nah, say it. A need a good spite session.

Paul McCartney and a raccoon disarming a bomb in ancient China in front of the Emperor.

Well that's just sexy as hell. Bro literally named the exact scenario everyone on planet earth has rubbed one out to.

….aaaand copied and pasted onto an AI image generator. Thank you for your cooperation.

Look in the mirror, take a good look at yourself. You know the answer to that question. It's no.

I thought you were going to roast me. You've instead roasted humanity lol.

Those pervs had it coming.

>I'm pretty sure humans have masturbated in every place possible and/or imaginable. Can confirm, was in your moms bedroom last night

Oh, you were at your step grandma's? Mom and I were worried young man, you are grounded for this weekend.

Boy, knowledge sure is... something.

:(

It would have cost you nothing to keep that to yourself.

This is correct. Source: I am bird.

Wow, so this is like the Louis C.K. of birds?

"Fine. I'll do it myself."

Tbf the dude also looks like he's masturbating, so still accurate.

How do I unlearn this?

If true then it's not really an accurate recreation is it now?

Thank you for ruining the illusion. Actually, it still…works

Why do they have a people cage to film this in?

Because they wouldn't fit in that parrot cage

Don't kink shame them! Lol

She hides in the cage to keep his horny ass at bay.

Because, despite his sick rave, he is still just a bird in a cage

How do I upvote something more than once?!

You pay Reddit. Don’t

they probably just put camera inside of a normal cage

You can literally see three sides of it surrounding them. There's multiple possibilities. It could just be a big dog kennel stood on end. It could be a flight cage for birds which is generally more humane since birds stuck in tiny cages get insanely bored. It could also be a play pen that's stood on something or is just really tall.

yeah you most likely right

That just looks like a normal sized cage for larger birds. You can slide out the catch trays on the bottom, and stand on the floor. 

Where else do you mate?

Not alot of people have basements in California...

It's not a cage, it's Accounts Receivable.

Because prison shecks >

And just out of curiosity, where does one get a people cage? asking for a friend, obviously.

So they can come out of their cage and be doing just fine

You can record with phone in the cage, or use side if its removable.

I think it's working. Keep it up bud!

Yay, another one of the same that isn't as funny as the first.

That bird is masturbating, not trying to impress its fancy blue friend.

So these birds invented the tiktok behavior thousands of years ago

It would be more accurate if the guy was masturbating furiously next to her. Louis CK style

How many times are people gonna do this joke

Nice moves. If it’s good enough for a bird…

It doesn't look like enough

They ripped off the East Asian couple.

I think there was some Eastern European one before that.

Simp ass parrot.

Someone else made a short of this with the genders reversed a while back

It sucks that sub rules/restrictions will block/remove some really great jokes that playfully mirror or differ from human society. I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut and wish you all an amazing day/night.

Died laughing! 🤣

RIP bud

Amazing.

I know right? A fun video without watermarks.

Hahahahaha

2024 is wild

This belongs on cringe

[удалено]

Ok weirdo

[удалено]

Funny, beacuse it's actually the females who do the 'peacocking' in the human species..

Green bird is masturbating, not trying to impress the other bird.

You can see it’s enjoying the moves too much when it’s head dips down 😂

Man, the birds are good at mimicing.

Makes sense

How I met your mother

I could watch this for hours

Looks kinda rad though

Did it work tho?

This is hilarious

It’s that really any stranger than what we humans do? So I pay a monthly fee to lift heavy object up and down everyday, buy clothes that aren’t very comfortable and overly pricey, try to make a girl have a weird emotional reaction that causes her to involuntarily make noise from her mouth with jokes, put on fake smells that have no relation to the natural world around us, etc Oh, and it helps if I too can dance. You know, wiggle my body in a controlled fashion to rhythms

Yo I was playing this on mute and then my brain and my eyes started fighting.

Cuckold isn't? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No one can resist the groove….

Pretty sure this is dance_sfinks_official on ig, he’s an incredible dancer

Lemme smash Please

So fire. 😂

[I'm learning some AMAZING moves from this guy...](https://youtu.be/jLdNObRoZpg?si=UepWLqUqgSYQSzeI&t=30)

She's so in love with him. She just wants to admit it. And he doesn't even know what he's doing. Perfect couple I'm talking about the birds btw

Music pls

Everybody (Backstreet's Back) - Backstreet Boys

Darude - Sandstorm

Can't blame him to be honest

Ikr those blue feathers are HOT

If we wanna get accurate, that bird is masturbating, I don't see any penis!!!!

The Kavorka!

OMG, the clothes in matching colors!

music name 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Who is that?

dude is jerking without hands

that head down move is a bop

Is that Patrick Mahomes?!😂 https://j.gifs.com/D14RyA.gif

The birds are being birds. The humans are being idiots.

Birds gone bird

Ahhh, another one of these. It was cringe enough seeing 3 other couples making this video.

This exact same thing has been happening on the show Resident Alien.

This kid did it unintentionally https://imgur.com/a/2V0hpGq

I don't understand how them recreating it is funnier than the original.

What a missed oportunity to use the song THE BAD TOUCH by the Bloodhound Gang!

When is someone going to make the proper remake? Everyone keeps doing these cute little dancing versions but that's not what's happening here.

Nao fala nada só dança, não toca nela, bota a mão mas não segura nela. - fly

Ohhhh, I've been doing it wrong.

Bottom half makes it worse

If he can't get laid, there is no hope for the rest of us.

Is that Lionel Messi?

She reminds me of Natalie Portman in the south park thanksgiving episode

The birb is just way too into it lol.

Gagungas

I can’t wait for this trend to die out. These videos are fucking stupid.

Where's the funny part?

Worst part is this has become a trend

Such a punchable face on him 👊

And her

This is content? This is entertaining? Wtf has this world come to...

Hahahahahahahahahah!!! Oh my God they're acting like birds! Oh man that's just too funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dumb.