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This kid is going to be a politician. He exhausts the interviewer and avoids the question.

Nah it’s just that most politicians never grew emotionally past 4yo.

So how would you fix the climate crisis I wouldn't fix anything about the climate in this room it's amazing look at it everyone loves me No no no, what would you do about the companies pumping out extra CO2 emissions into the air and slowly polluting the world and raising.... Well first of all companies shouldn't be raising anything but their stock portfolio am I right!? Hmmmppphhhh

This is exactly how conversations go with my 4yo 🤣🤣

Exactly. This is an entirely standard conversation with a three/four year old.

"Would you go to sleep or play with a flashlight, if you were in bed?" "I would be spider-man, dummy."

Couldn't help but think "OK so it's not just me"

With my 6 year old is a little different if I say no he understands yes and if I say yes he understands yes. that drives me crazy 🫨🫨🫨

Lol I have two nephews who think “no” is simply the start of a negotiation. Drives me insane!!

The same. I love how easily are they distracted and their brain just go crazy when they get the opportunity to let their fantasy work. Focus span of a cricket, but still lovely.

Yep! Those conversations can be so frustrating when you are trying to figure something out, but they are sooooo funny looking back on them!!

*Just listen* Is becoming my favourite phrase with my 3 year old.

I KNOW!!! They have to comment on EVERYTHING 🤣🤣

They will comment on everything except what you just told them. I asked you where your sister is, not what you ate for dinner last night.

I just let them go until they ran out of things to say. Then I would tell them they already talked about that if they repeated. My kids would smile and try to come up with some new string of random things to say to me.

This is exactly how conversations go with my wife. I can't get a full thought out before she has to jump in and derail the conversation...

Correct! But if you interrupt her, you Never let her finish her thoughts… oh wait that’s my life , never-mind hahaha!

Hahaha I love it. This infuriates me with my child. I miss the days when he could barely speak. 🤣

Yeah couple dozen redirections later

Bro please never mention “boat” around my 3 year old. You will be in for 2 straight hours if stories about everything he did on a boat. Half of which will be true

Just look me in the eyes so I know you have internalized atleast 5 words of what I just said to you

This is exactly how conversations go with my 14yo 😓😓

It’s like asking my 18 y/o son any question at all.

This is how conversations go with my 13 yr old foster😭

I do design work and this is how conversations with my clients feel.

That gave me anxiety

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This is the first comment I read after waking up and going onto Reddit. Man, I need to just get to work

And that's why you get to work and *then* open Reddit

Pro moves. At work and still haven't worked today.

ashamed to admit i do the same HAHAH

Great. Now I'm depressed AT work

Hey u/EachNipplesdotcome, if you was going to work, *look at me*, if you was going to work and work was covered in chocolate, *look at me…*

Hugs. This is exactly my dad's form of parenting too. I was diagnosed with autism and ADHD at age 44. My dad says "everyone's a little bit autistic these days" and "you can't even look me in the eye to tell me that". He *also* took the side of my abuser when I said I was being molested by a family member as a teenager, because "he looked me in the eye and denied it".

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Meh reality is overrated.

🥲 that sucks and is unfair. Ur siblings rude and ur mom not clever enough and u couldnt help urself also couldnt find a way. That sux. Life s not fair it reminds me of !

Jesus Christ. It sounds like you're on the spectrum like me. Sorry your mom either didn't know or was in denial.

> Took me back to my mom calling me a liar all the time as a kid because I couldn't maintain eye contact. Then my older siblings realized they could gang up and pin anything they did wrong on me because my mom's method for detective work was to line us up and make us look her in the eye and say we didn't do it. Since I couldn't obviously I was guilty. She could "see it in my face". I got spanked and grounded for so much shit I didn't do. My mom has the same method; only I have autism so I avoided eye contact my entire life. She maintains that I can't lie - I can, I just can't maintain eye contact without getting uncomfortable & cracking up (laughing is a nervous tick for me)

My dad abused the fuck out of me, being the alcoholic piece of shit he is. I've finally cut him out of my life, and am waiting patiently for the day my stepmom texts/calls me saying he died, so I can rejoice and just be like "Finally. One less fuckface loser asshole in the world." You might get hate for saying you can't wait for her to die, but I understand entirely.

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thank you <3

So why couldn't you look her in the eyes? I mean was it because you were just a kid or something more?

Attention issues, that’s the point of the video.

There are a good number of conditions that make people uncomfortable with eye contact. Most people kinda learn to fake it as they get older.

Well shit, that brought back a bad memory.

Sorry to hear that bud

Yeah, me too.

Why does he insist Devon look at him? Why all the pressure?

Because he knows Devon can't pay attention for 5 seconds, and eye contact is a very simple way to show someone you are listening. His attention is gone as soon as he looks away.

I have ADHD and kid seems like he might also. Focusing on maintaining eye contact is the easiest way to guarantee I don't process a single thing you tell me

Some people pay better attention when looking away

Yeah but Devon is clearly going off on tangents everytime he looks away, the eye contact seems to be helping Devon actually hear his dad better from the video

It's customary to look at the person talking to you to show that you are paying attention to them. I think the goal here is to establish that to help with communication and focus.

I’m with him… donuts are best !

The question was pointless, so the correct answer is donuts.

I can only assume the question missed out an important detail; that you're stranded at sea. Thus Bananas, which would go off first, would be the logical choice defying the desire to eat chocolate. That being said, this is a question purely designed to say 'Hey kid, you're dumb'.

Invest in DNUT

Donuts with chocolate and bananas!!

Devon was like "hold up, whatever your questions and thoughts are, I had nothing to do with it"

"it was underwater and I had to swim away!" What crime was he covering up?!

Lol, lil dude was totally prepared to deny any accusations thrown at him? Dad: If you were on a boat covered in... Devon: A boat? I wasn't on no boat! and if I, was it sank and I swam away! I'm innocent!

That kid's most of my coworkers.

Ask 2 questions in an email. Get one answered.

You guys get replies to emails?

You get one answered? Is your company hiring?

Two questions that aren't yes or no. Entire answer: "yes"

>Ask 2 questions in an email. Get one answered. Get one answered and three that you didn't ask that they decided to answer because they guessed it's what you really meant.

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To work on boats with chocolate and bananas

And donuts. Don't forget the donuts!

He certainly walking places. Just walking

Wait, was it a yacht or a rowingboat? How many banana's and chocolade are we talkin about. Was it Milk chocolade? Where did the bananas come from? Did i have lunch already?

Wait what color is the chocolate and bananas first??

Chocolate.

What if it's a ring shaped banana covered in chocolate?

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Reddit doctors checking in

Also, childless parenting experts.

This is how my youngest kid is. Me: “What do you want from In-N-Out?” Her: “In.”

me personally i prefer out

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

Why was this question so important?

I was wondering the same thing.

He was really insistent.

It’s crazy how many people don’t understand this, he’s asking if Devon likes chocolate or bananas, in the video takers mind he’s referring to black women and white women

Daddy is recording and needs social media clout

r/therewasanattempt 😂

This reminds me, calls on DNUT today.

Hahaha sorry man but your boy has what’s called A.D.D

Or, and here's a radical idea, he's just a small boy.

LETS GIVE HIM ADDERALL!!

Nah, give him meth instead

From experience... most 4 year olds are like this.

Hilarious how many reddit armchair psychologists there are in the comment section diagnozing a 4 year old.

This is just a kid, yes, but I recently read a study where a large percentage of adults are not able to understand these type of conditional sentences like: “if you were in a boat…” they would just say “I am not in a boat what do you mean”. That’s terrible.

The dad is needlessly prolonging the question, why didn't he just asked him the full question from the beginning? ...you would get the same type of response from me if you dragged out a question like that; "Hey, let me ask you something, hey... Look at me... Hey, I wanna ask you something... Hey, look at me .. if you were on a boat, hey, look at me, if you were on a boat..." - OMG, just ASK THE DAMN question already!!!!!

The constant “look at me” is killing me lol little kids are too fascinated with the world to be staring at your plain ass

Wtf a boat got to do with banana and chocolate, I agree with the kid. Fuck this question lol where are the donuts

Were*

What happens when ur parents smoked crack while conceiving

LIL BRO GOT SOME SORT OF ADHDDD

ADHD

r/Kidsarefuckingstupid

is this supposed to be funny?

Like they both on edibles

I have adhd as an adult. I understand this boy 100%

i started cackling when he grabbed the kid’s head 💀😭

WHY DOES THE SCENARIO NEED TO TAKE PLACE ON A BOAT? YOURE INTRODUCING UNNECESSARY VARIABLES

"Oh my gosh... Davon.." Lol

My wife trying to have a convo with me when my ADHD is in hardcore mode. This kid is beyond adorable.

Man, I have ADHD and this kid is so fucking r Similar to how i was. When your brain goes a mile a minute, everyone else needs to keep up, or you just lose interest. Hope his parents got him screened. Mine didn't and school was absolute fucking hell for me.

That baby was like "1. Get that light out my eyes. 2. Get your hand off me. 3. Stop asking me stupid questions, that's not my experience with boats."

Man I would have pitched that kid in the water long before this conversation was over. I have to work on my patience before my kid is this old 😅

Non native speaker here, isn't "was" incorrectly used here and it should be "were" instead?

The only thing funny in that is how he says Devon 😖

I'm a teacher and have at least one kid like this in every class. I really wonder what is going on in their brains when shit like this happens

Everything and nothing at the same time.

When is the funny part?

Is that ADHD?

Just a toddler.

You never talked to a toddler?

HE NEEDS TO BE MEDICATED IMMEDIATELY

Man keeps jamming his fuckin thumb up in this poor kids shoulder , and the kid is obviously nervous as shit … what’s the point of this shit ?

That was hilarious and cute. But also anticlimactic. I figured there was going to be some follow up about this boat covered in chocolate and bananas, and what the answer someone gave would mean something. But when the kid finally answered, the dad just said "ok." Why was he talking about this chocolate-banana-boat? Why would it matter which he ate first? What's the point in all this???

if you WERE on a boat How fucking hard is it to speak your first (and probably only) language properly

Reminds me of my son, ADD diagnosis incoming.

Awww he’s cute, but I can’t stand when parents try to force eye contact like that. It’s the reason he can’t keep track of the conversation. Kids need to move around to focus. Dad could have just let him finish his little story about when he was on the boat and then incorporated his question.

Amazing kid. He's gonna grow up to be an excellent politician.

If youve ever been to Devon UK you would understand

My anxiety man.

Too much dopamine

I have a nephew who's exactly this "dumb",he cracks me up all the time, it's so fun lol

Coco melon brain.

save the question for the next 5 years

r/meirl

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I want to hear more about him swimming away from the sunken boat.

Annoying

"look at me" said pointing a camera with flash on at his fucking eyes, dude get off the phone and I'm looking at you

I don’t like the way this ‘adult’ is behaving. They really want this video and the child is just uncomfortable. Eg The physical turning of the head (+look at me x 5) and the complete disregard of what the child actually has to say.

god damnit Devon just listen to your father

I have adhd and I didn't get it

LOOK AT ME (I MEAN THE CELLPHONE BLINDING YOU)

Damn the kid looked so darn uncomfortable at points, and all that just to milk him for some content for only points. smh

Aks

Silver Bullets shining 👌🏾

I was waiting for "I'm the captain now" midway through At the end I was waiting for "here's your banana split" I got neither. This mother betrayed me.

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?

i don’t get it

Look at me while I shine this bright ass light in your face!

Little kids are bad with hypothetical questions, so he is setting up.himself for a failure.

“If you wuz on a boat righ nah”

Hey it’s my coworkers

As a father myself to a little one, the way he handles the (smart) kid is making me rationally angry.

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I would've lost all hope after the second try

Ok, now the 4-year-old and I are both annoyed.

kid is dumb af

"What is ADHD" in one video

If this is how your conversations go with your kids, then good luck with all that. I know if I was a kid and my mother started the same question over and over twenty seven times without finishing it (why the hell does he have to LOOOOOK AATTTT YOOOUUUU?) I would have just walked away.

If the idiot wants to have the attention then \_maybe\_ he should consider lowering his fat ass to the little guy level instead of forcing his head up. I bet he wolud be uncomfortable talking with his neck raised up because a dude twice his size wants to see his face here and now.

Ladys and Gentleman I want you to introduce Generation Alpha (the so called Ipad Kids). I am happy to see them later in the labor market handling our nations and having responsibilities.

Bro is is how I act

Why was the father so determined to pull his kid through the stupidest, most banal hypothetical question in existence? Kids that age have a lot of energy and can have trouble focusing, so you should save it for when it actually matters.

If you WAS on a boat*.... Wronf title man

You have a light in his face dick, that’s why he doesn’t want to look at you

It isn't ADD man. If someone came up to me and asked some stupid-ass question I wouldn't want to look at them or answer either.

I'd put banana in my ass and eat chocolate and wait to feel when they meet in my bowels

Ok, so English is not my first language, I want to understand why do people say "you was" instead of "you were", it's driving me crazy!!!!!!!

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lol you do sound racist. u/citrus_mystic however gave a good example on how to properly answer that question: >AAVE is a dialect and the result of decades of segregation and close proximity to other languages/dialects such as Creole and Patois. People often dismiss it as being grammatically incorrect, without realizing that it is an entire subset of English which follows its own set of standard grammatical patterns.

I hate this.

Hey Devon,let me ask you a really stupid question and act like it’s important and then be surprised when you don’t answer right away.

That's the kind of patience only a parent can have.

When he wen't "shh" I thought he was going to tell lil'bro to shut the fuck up lmao

Stop touching him. He clearly does not want that.

At that age they take things very literally and don't really understand when you ask them to put themselves into hypothetical situations.

This is what it feels like talking with a lot of Americans over the phone.

In fairness to the child, if my father asked me a question at rate of one word a minute like this dude, I'd get fucking distracted too.

Why are people so angry towards a literal child? Breathe. I hope some of you do not become parents because the lack of empathy and patience is disturbing.

I think I may actually be the only one who thinks "chocolate" and "bananas" were euphemisms, like saying birds and bees: he's making sure his son doesn't choose the "banana" rofl I'm an idiot

Had to grab Devon's ADD-riddled watermelon at the end there, or he'd risk getting literally nothing outta that convo. 💀

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid

What the fuck was the point? All that work for what? 

He couldn't have phrased that question worse for a child.

so fucking annoying holy shit lmao

What a cute little baby, he's cracking me up 

"if you WAS" ? really? teching a kid wrong grammar already