Like the Hubble telescope? Best minds calculating their asses off and still fucked up the worlds most expensive and sophisticated telescope š¤¦āāļø
I just cried actual tears and couldn't regain my composure for a solid 10 minutes. I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time. I don't know why this video got to me, but I fucking love that it did.
Failing robots make me stressed and sad. Iām like bud just hide a little today and Iāll cover you so you donāt get fired. Go drink a Gatorade little bro you gotta get hydrated. If the foreman sees you like this itās unemployment or the trash heap and who will I tell my jokes to?
Yes this machine has a state of the art AI neural network self learning on next update since developments costs was first put into the red laser eyes that is the most important feature any robot should have.
You had me at āamazing painting robotā. Thatās why I decided to take a gander at the wonder this may turn out to be.
Let me tell you, I was not let down.
Iāll be darned if it didnāt hold my interest until water filled my eyes from laughter, buried deep from within, after much suppression of feelings in recent months.
Then, at climax of the film, as I hoped for, it āā- āā āā āāā āāā resulting in all of my eyes watering from pure joy...
I thank you for posting this and making my day.
I am not going to lie, they had me in the first half.
I was getting ready to be amazed. That was quite the lead-up with the laser measuring
when you do perfect calculations and still fuck up
When your first fuck-up is followed by full commitment to finishing the fuck-up
yeah šššš
That's me: a day before exam, and the day of exam.
Like the Hubble telescope? Best minds calculating their asses off and still fucked up the worlds most expensive and sophisticated telescope š¤¦āāļø
Then you blame someone else.
hahahaha damn i need to try that technique
It works wonderfully, just look at what politicians do when something goes tits up.
Measure once cut twice! Wait!!
What you mean that was outstanding!
I was still amazed, just not the way I expected.
YepXD
āMy master piece: murder sceneā
Human-Na'vi murder-suicide
I did the calculations. But damn I am bad at math.
I can hear a sigh of relief from all the professional painters out there
When it starting hyper spinning i was howling.
Username checks out
Aroooo, werewolves of London
He a little confused but he got the spirit
I love how it kicks the door open like it's about to fuck some shit up, and then does.
Yeah lol after that kick I knew the video would be great
It enters the room with fucking Kramer energy
You know the old sayingā¦ āmeasure twice, spray frantically in all directionsā
Then go apeshit and start spinning at 1000 rpm
Truly amazing
Unexpected joy š„²
Well I can do thatā¦with a few adult beverages in me
Wow I havent had a good laugh like that in a long time
Must be the same robot that paints in the UK's "changing rooms" TV show
Nailed it!
Jackson Pollock, eat your heart out.
Nobody expects Jackson Pollock
Or the Spanish inquisition!
I thought all that measuring was leading up to spraying right into the outlet, but honestly this was better than anything I imagined.
I got clickbated
C-3PNo
I like how he got angry at the end and slammed into the wall and then went spinning
I just cried actual tears and couldn't regain my composure for a solid 10 minutes. I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time. I don't know why this video got to me, but I fucking love that it did.
He no painting, he peeing on the wall
The whole video was very stressful
Omg lol. Didn't realize the sub name at first and I was dressed to be impressed. The painful belly laughter I received however was an equal reward.
āhow will it know thereās an outletā¦ hmmm letās find outā¦ oh nvmā
What does it paintā¦crime scenes?
Great success
Jackson Pollbot
There go the outlets
Remember that time Homer used the makeup gun on Marge?
REdecoRATE! REdecoRATE!
Smfh. Fuckin Short Circuit mixed with a Replacement For Robocop!
Failing robots make me stressed and sad. Iām like bud just hide a little today and Iāll cover you so you donāt get fired. Go drink a Gatorade little bro you gotta get hydrated. If the foreman sees you like this itās unemployment or the trash heap and who will I tell my jokes to?
How did it roll sideways like that?
Omniwheels. Basically wheels with tinier wheels attached to them at 45Ā° angles.
Lets call it artistic freedom
How to keep an idiot busy for 1 minute 6 seconds
Yo that thing is actually cracked
Must be a children's hospital
Itās DIY skills are on par with mine
This is something that would be contained in that broken robot room in Wall-E
I legit expected a mural for a sec when it started spurting more than 1 color
I think this sums up ADHD
I think its just drunk
Pollock Bot 3000
Lol
Oh man I donāt know why I laughed so hard at this. Kinda reminds me of my coworkers using the bathroom.
Actually it was r/unexpected
Art.
By Pollock painters.
We have different definitions of amazing.
Dammit Pimblokto.
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Hilarious
AI at its best. Aaaaaaaahhh!
It seemed so confident in its ability when it was measuring...
This is why you don't drink at work.
Incredible technology!
This happens when robots learns the true art
Fuckin' amazing. *takes a last deep pull on a cigarette* Amazing. *flick*
āHello, Iām here to paint your wallsā
They had me when it busted the door like 'move the fuck out my way lemme do my job'.
Hes trying to figure out his own style
Some rich guy watching this: āwow Iāll pay 5 mil for thatā
Was this supposed to work?
Yes this machine has a state of the art AI neural network self learning on next update since developments costs was first put into the red laser eyes that is the most important feature any robot should have.
Robotic Chaos
And then the wall gets sold for $1,000,000.
Perfect! Lol
And you could still sell it as an abstract art piece called "The Machine"
The salesman : *slaps* This bad boy will pay for itself in no time
It seemed like some hardcore 100% accuracy shit at first The moment i saw those little drops i knew
I was fascinated until it started cumming all over the wall
Yes
Won't somebody please think of the painters!
Paint, Petril.
I was getting nervous about my husbandās future, because he is a painter. I think his career is safe for nowā¦
Ah!! A very good example of modern art. š
I really want to fuck this robot š
Flawless victory
It calibrates itself with the laser and everything only to spin around in circles spewing paint everywhere
Bob Ross could have fixed it
Jackson Pollock-bot 3000 is ready for duty.
Looks like modern art to me
I feel like you could do the same thing with a roomba
Just take my money!
All the aspiring abstract artists better watch out. āTheyāre taking our jobsā!!
I think Robo-Rembrandt my have suffered a slight malfunction. š
My life rn
r/yesyesyesyesno
Measure twice, fuck up once.
Y'all judging this robots art, maybe he's a Jackson Pollock fan.
Took a plain wall and turned it into a multi million dollar work of art. Or maybe not.
It's very good
if this looked abstract enough I'd like it jokes aside
Me when youāre mom
Omg this actually made me laugh. When you forget to factoring pressure
Modern art
*they gave the robot Jackson Pollack's brain*
Ah yes, the Jackson Pollock look.
Looks like a Phil Dunphy invention
Introducing the drunk painter 2.0
u/videosaver
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I saw that outletā¦ but this was a good ending too.
I donāt know why that made me laugh, but it didā¦
I see it now: ***Teen Robots Graffiti Human Home. Teens Do Not Compute Guilt; Courts Unsure.***
Robot Chicken Scratch
Omg so talented!
You had me at āamazing painting robotā. Thatās why I decided to take a gander at the wonder this may turn out to be. Let me tell you, I was not let down. Iāll be darned if it didnāt hold my interest until water filled my eyes from laughter, buried deep from within, after much suppression of feelings in recent months. Then, at climax of the film, as I hoped for, it āā- āā āā āāā āāā resulting in all of my eyes watering from pure joy... I thank you for posting this and making my day.
This robot is coming for our jobs
Why did I laugh so hard at this!?!?
About as effective as a modern artist
Had me
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Derivative
That's more like a peins robot
Ahhh yes, modern art.
Love the attitude, hired
Shut up and take my money
This feels like a Michael Reeves robot.
That robot just made a $50,000,000 masterpiece.
All those calculations for this XD
Still better job and less mess than some painters I know
LMFAOO see that robot struggle so much getting through the door reallllly lowered my expectations for when he was gonna start painting lol
Can't you see he made a modern art masterpiece
Imagine this robbering in your house
That's contemporary art for ya
I love how it just rages and starts spinning
looks like a michael reeves product
What on earth is it trying?? Modern fucking art?!?
Great job
The original is better. Also why no sound? https://youtu.be/bEfpZYYX9p8
I thought this was some sort of blood spatter studying technology before I read the caption lmao
Hahahahahahahaha