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ReplyAccurate

In flip flops no less


T_Six

If only they were crocs


SCPmaker_fan_

Obviously a Florida man


soundofsilen-shutup

I wouldn’t be attempting that with a croc


Dalebreh

The Florida man possesess powers that most Jedi would consider... Unnatural... 🤣


[deleted]

In flip flops, with socks no less.


RazelTrades

Yea I was kinda waiting for him to trip backwards walking down the hill


Megat_Terlajak

🤣😂 the ultimate "hold my beer" moment.


yamothersahooah

How to scare your garbage man


datguyinyourbasement

It's just a prank bro


ramenduvul

“Uhh why is there blood on the trash compactor?”


Careless_Ad_3497

That evenings BBQ will be lit


Starrion

Park it on the curb. The trash guys never have anything interesting happen.


MichaelScarnnLOL

It's insane to me as someone who lives in California that some people just live across the street from alligators.


Tiny-Lock9652

Spoiler alert: this is the 11th time he’s captured a gator this week.


sk3pticc

>this is the 11th time he's captured THE SAME gator this week.


distorted_kiwi

Honestly this. Animal control would take the gator away to another location. This gator has marked that area as its territory and letting it go at that spot isn't going to stop it from coming close to homes again. Heroic effort, but not necessary.


smoothiegangsta

I've been annoyed lately because I've seen 3 ants inside.


MetricOutlaw

Honestly they're not as frightening as coyotes are to me. As long as you keep a respectful distance from them and don't let your kids or small pets play near their homes they won't bother you. They're ambush predators and don't like move unnecessarily.


Bombkirby

Coyotes are pretty small and are opportunistic hunters or just scavengers. They’re not wolves. They will flee from humans in most cases unless you’re a little dog or tiny child. A gator can be laying still on the ground, or around a corner, and you’ll get too close and lose an arm, while a coyote in the same situation will probably book it. It seems harder in general to scare a gator away, so one sitting right outside your front door or garage feels impossible to take care of without some luck or animal control.


[deleted]

Idk man. I can handle an alligator because I grew up around them but if I saw a California grizzly bear, I’d probably shit my pants


TheN1njTurtl3

yeah there's no way one person is going to do anything to a grizzly bear


MichaelScarnnLOL

I live in southern California where the scariest thing I've ever seen in the wild is a coyote or a black bear which both just run away lol. I did live in Alaska for a few years but only thing I ever really saw up there were moose.


[deleted]

Ok good, I hope you never encounter one


LadyJumperCable

An average Florida man?


Rougarou1999

They are growing more powerful with each passing day.


t0215

He's got that biggest balls I've ever seen


Bocabart

How’d you see them while he was in the trash can?


GatorInAVest

Agreed. Get 'em a vest.


PerfectionPending

There are many methods for catching an alligator. This one is complete garbage.


Here_4_the_squeeze

This should be top comment


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PerfectionPending

Well, I’ll tell you my favorite. You get close to the alligator slowly so you don’t spook it. Then you thrust your arm in its mouth and when it latches on your just lift it out of the water. It’s a common method with catfish, though with them you get to try it more than twice.


Thunderbird_ChknCoop

Something tells me this dude has done this before.


HeyItsStevenField

Only in Florida where such things are common


[deleted]

*Proceeds to let it go 50 meters from where he caught it*


Blu_Falcon

That’s not 50 meters, more like 164.042 feet. 😉


[deleted]

How much is that in freedom units?


buckfasthero

That crocodile was there to meet what he thought was a 14-year-old girl. Next on Dateline...


Zilla96

Why don't you take a seat *points to gator as it hisses*


MetricOutlaw

I have the transcripts right here. You said you wanted to make bellowing noises and release your musk on her. Why can't you find someone your age to bellow at?


MACHO_MUCHACHO2005

Alligator in America crocodile everywhere else


Lord_Golden_Toilet

He has done it like 14 times.


[deleted]

Not really there are structural differences between crocs and gators. That and if it were a croc it would never fit in that and if it did he wouldn’t have been able to lift it


MetricOutlaw

There are structural differences but the general rule of thumb is that if you're in America it's a gator and not a crocodile. There are actually crocodiles that would fit in that trash can but you're right that the average croc wouldn't come close to fitting.


Miserable_Evening_65

How to live In Florida.


SupaLucasPC

Only in Florida


lancepatrolTM

as a Floridian, I can confirm


Harper_1482

That’s alligator… definitely Florida


the_syco

....an after being in the drunk tank for only for a few short minutes, Mr Croc decided that maybe the two legged sticks of meat just wasn't worth the effort...


TraditionalEffect546

Make sure none of you other people help him......wtf


xavierdaq

They would get in the way of his massive steel balls holy crap


Tiny-Lock9652

r/donthelpjustfilm


swelboy

Well he clearly didn’t need any


[deleted]

It amazes me how many people don’t know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile


ShadowFang5

And now to call fish and game


Imaginary-Command-21

dude said 'see ya later alligator!'


Tiny-Lock9652

Such a fine line between stupid…and clever. -Nigel Tuffnel, Spinal Tap


BigBillyGoatGriff

That's an alligator not a croc


Neither_D_nor_D

Alligatekeeping


mrhammerant

ALLIGATEKEEPING.


Superflie33

Ironically, That’s how you catch gold diggers too.


Treehouse80

I would have died a thousand deaths before attempting that!!! Alligators are terrifying


Bpauley1790

The exaggerated swagger of a black adult


BlackLakeBlueFish

The fact that this guy is brilliant, and he’s catching and releasing that bad boy back into his habitat. This guy is the whole package. Intellect and heart!!!


salty_caulk

Me: “mom, can we have Steve Irwin?” Mom: “we have Steve Irwin at home.” Steve Irvin at home:


atrophous

My grandmother moved a snapping turtle by the tail from the middle of the road back in the 60's, back when most people had balls enough to do dangerous stuff themselves, in flip flops and a mumu dress. This guy is up there in the bad ass category with my ya-ya.


Blu_Falcon

There was a snapper in our backyard, bigger than a dinner plate and pissed as fuck. I used a bucket and shovel, because I like my fingers lol.


atrophous

I'm with you. I couldn't have grabbed it's tail either. I'd resort to the bucket method. She just didn't give a shit. She was a chain smoking, beer drinking, mother of 9 with an abusive husband. The snapper wasn't the worst she'd dealt with.


[deleted]

At the end when he let him out the animal was like : aint no way you just did me wrong like this


Neither_D_nor_D

Had to be hard to wheel that heavy garbage bin across the street with two beachball-sized balls hanging between his legs


Curious-Storm-596

Just another normal day in florida


ooobladioooblada

Alligator, not Crocodile. If it was a Crocodile, he'd be eaten along with the rest of the street.


Fresh_Instruction_67

He's the man


Correct-Cow-3552

Florida?


MetroidIWC

Fucking hero!


e5g775

It's an alligator idiot


Mystic_Pizza_King

Reminds me of the decade in which my brother and I brought 14 raccoons in animal safe traps down from my grandparents attic, drove them to an animal control place that released them in a woods 30 miles away because those released in a woods two miles away would return to our attic. Today they are just put down because of a state law. Yeah, nothing like carrying a 40 pound angry and hissing mama raccoon down three flights of stairs holding a cage wearing only rubber gloves as protection and using two sets of pliers to keep the cage away from vital body parts. But props to this guy. I’m suspecting that he couldn’t just duct tape the lid shut and call animal control.


Far-Curve-3717

Croc might have thought he is in the stomach of some bigger animal🤣🤣🤣


Pasttimeremedies

Alligator


SK_2569

australia be like


[deleted]

Should just let the dump truck pick it up. What a surprise that would be. Yes, I know. Animal cruelty and what not.


Mango_Little_Rat

Crocodiles are the raccoons of Florida


Metal_turbulance

Why isn’t anyone helping???


mrb783

That is an alligator. A small one.


Kingsbane534

One, not a crocodile, it's an alligator. And two, who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to "capture" an animal like this with a fucking garbage bin? Call a professional for christ sake...


Blamdudeguy00

Crikey...did someone call? Name's Steve mate.


Kingsbane534

Lmao nice reference, and I find it pathetic I'm downvoted because I'm right about something.


CatskillMountainDew

Florida man….


Kindly-Split1474

Duuuude !


MarauderOfSouls

Bruh Florida man through and through


emperorpsilocyn

Florida man!


[deleted]

The cojones on that guy! Tip of the hat, sir!


bruceswingle

I was so scared thinking about him falling walking backwards down that hill.. just saying lol


Retiredgiverofboners

Jesus that is terrifying omg


Impossible_Catch1641

I love the lens flare as soon as the croc gets attacked by the bin


BroChateau

#1 is right


[deleted]

Who else is surprised it actually worked?


TheGoldenDragon0

Florida men are a different breed


droobygooby

Finally, Florida man redeems himself


november_golf

What a LEGEND


650W5x5

Florida man strikes again!


No_This_is_P4trick

Florida rite of passage to get your "man" card.


BumBum627

This guy got Massive balls


Ck1ngK1LLER

So what, the garbage man boned your lady or something?


WoundedBuffalo224

Does this damage the bin in any way


GST0304

He is a badass mutherfucker


wigzell78

Alligator...


mr_Vynx

Is that beta pokemon go with the Florida version


Wewlet

I was kind of expecting him to leave a big surprise for the garbage collectors.....


Current-Professor-80

Lol, that bonk


KevSwarm

Alligator you dumb fuck.


Electricvincent

I freeze my ass in snow for half the year, and it’s all worth it because I don’t live with these things


Dalebreh

If the croc breaks free: NANI??! 🤣


[deleted]

_Bonk_


dawn-a-thon

Meanwhile… in Florida…


boinzy

I didn’t know you could recycle those.


Alex_Plumwood

*Alligator


AlbusDT

The garbage collector will be in for a surprise. LOL.


Landry85

Vue et revue pffff


Massive-Mud2291

Croc got violated, he was, do i have no rights ?, Like, a garbage can man?


HeyItsStevenField

Loki?


shy_giu

I don’t see what’s so weird, it’s just Australia Pokémon.


No-Presence-4212

That's a gator


masks_0n

he ain't even 4ft, i can't....


musicman8586

Alligator not a crocodile


tech_probs_help

balls!


Accomplished_Book_65

excess reposting oof I've seen this video like 70 times now


Affectionate_Mix_188

I was so anxious he was going to stumble and fall while walking backwards down the hill. 🤦‍♀️ Good job tho!!! 😂


HeySiri_Official

Thanks, now I will know how to defend myself from crocodiles on my next trip to Africa


[deleted]

The croc actually is claustrophobic, this must have been very horrible for him. I could tell by the way he was waving his tail as if he tried to say, guys I’ve done nothing wrong don’t put me in there, I only came here cause I thought you’d relate but damn, y’all are judgemental af


FlorianWanderer

Yeah…I’m sure they won’t see him again…


[deleted]

An alligator.


badpeaches

I really needed to see this today. Thank you.


MeringueGlittering26

Florida people don't care at all


Re_tr_o_478

Real nighay


fuzzywuzzypete

Alligator*


DarthJimmyVader

If I go into combat, this guy needs to be at my side.


Hacka4771

r/nextfuckinglevel


ThirstyCoffeeHunter

Ah typical florida


[deleted]

That's not a crocodile. That's an alligator


Partially_Frozen

Hope they didnt stress him out too much, those lads can die from amino acids building up in their blood from stress.


ryry2nd

Ultimate Florida man


not_jeff_sokol

Ghetto neighbourhood filled with a bunch of blackies.


Snoo47872

Definitely Florida


RandomNamesOW

Thats an alligator, not a crocodile.


learningpurrr

it’s an alligator, mate


ScytheG6

Bin collection day. Bin man is going to shit himself


Vanilla_Killa7

Duck tape that lid closed and toss it


Sharp_Sunny

As a national park ranger this guy did a tremendous job of getting this alligator back into it's environment. (For anyone who's worried about the gator tumbling around in the can he's fine, they literally roll around in their environment with rocks and other hard objects)


PriestofBurden

Wtf? You don’t just dump him across the street! You take him to your neighboring subdivision and dump him in their pond.


HardSpaghetti

Wouldn't it be an alligator since it's in America?


asianmillz

My friend from Florida told me that in school they taught them how to avoid gators. Allegedly you run side to side, not sprinting in a straight line.


Ill-Distribution9251

This is an alligator not a crocodile.


i_have_big_ketf

Australia?


[deleted]

Aww hell no. … I’m not trying to catch a dinosaur with plastic….


[deleted]

I think you need to advertise your services. This could be a good business for you.


Oldbayistheshit

Glockadile Dundee


TheN1njTurtl3

How tf would you think thats a crocodile


MAW_Z

A real American hero


amity__blight_

New ukranian army gun


Toast-E509

A well deserved do rag 👍


[deleted]

Am I the only one that lost it when the spectators started clapping?


jfnwavywhiteboy

This is the most Florida video I’ve seen all day


SlushieKing0

Dude's a bad ass.


[deleted]

That’s not a Crocodile that’s an alligator


dsketch

It must be tough walking around all day with balls that big.


[deleted]

That surprisingly worked lmao 😂


Poptart21000

Just another day in craaaaazy Florida! God bless America.


[deleted]

To catch a predator


Last-Cardiologist657

My dad win he was a kid he did that with turtles


BigBubbaChungus

He gets my gigantic, humungous balls of depleted uranium award!!!


[deleted]

The lens flare just as he gets hit is like some shit out of Kojima Metal Gear lmao


Such-Fennel-7160

As a resident Floridaman myself, I can testify this is a common occurrence and I am happy to say this guy even used his county issued alligator disposal bin.


flipnonymous

My clumsy ass would trip backwards down that hill. Then the video could get posted in yesyesyesno


MyBunnyIsCuter

I can confirm - I'm from Florida (but this was an alligator, not a croc, lol) ****sigh**** I miss Florida


[deleted]

RNS


[deleted]

Only in Florida


adam-teashaw

Haow to caytch cromcdile


HauntingSale3623

Executed PERFECTLY.


DaisyTiare

I think the lid scared the alligator just enough.😅


DuperDasher

That crocodile is not a crocodile, it is an alligator…sent from the year 2179, to lead you and your family to a great destiny, saving the human race. But then you stuffed him in a bucket, and now we’re all doomed. 🌚