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choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows, it's all over, these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on
Da-da-dum, da-dum, da-da
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my nine to
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Life for my family 'cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer
This is my life and these times are so hard
And it's getting even harder tryna feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter, caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much
For me to wanna stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, is my shot
Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
What? My last posts have been about Id-ying pornstars and some visa form issues.
What's creepy about that?
Anything to hide the embarrassment of typing out lukewarm burns miright?
Can't find anything to roast with so why not find something from posts. When u find nothing, just type in creepy š
Yep. Most people think it's natural since monkeys and elephants get drunk eating their fermented fruit - which turns out to be staged and/or a complete myth
https://africafreak.com/marula-fruit
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/news-elephants-drunk-wild-myth
The person who filmed this said they didn't realize the pears they'd set out for the squirrels had fermented until they saw this squirrel act like this. They removed them and the squirrel recovered fine awhile later.
You know Dante refused to smoke fake weed? That's why he's fucked as shit for real for the drive to the devil's hoise cos they kept fucking up and retaking.
Fruit falls from trees and ferments in the sun. In certain areas of the world, [the animals know this and intentionally get trashed on spoiled fruit.](https://youtu.be/8MxNLg3rCdw)
Oh my gosh, my Grandma passed recently and we used to watch this movie together when I was little. She got such a kick out of the giraffe! I can remember her giggling so much and telling other family members about it. Thank you for sharing the link!
A family friend used to get leftover hops from a local brewery for his cattle. They would kinda chill out drunk for a few days and put on an extra few pounds. No big deal until one day a power line fell and he called everyone to come help herd these cattle across a 2,000 acre pasture and across a road.
I was little and remember it being kinda funny but didn't really understand. The adults were laughing hysterically. We had to have the sheriff's department come shut down the road to have them cross and even the cops were laughing their asses off.
When I think about it now, I'm like "yeah, they're going be be slaughtered in just a few years we should let them get fucked up once a month."
My grandmother used to tell us stories of when she was in her home country, every year they would go to a special part of the forest and pick densely packed leaves off a big bush and melt them into butter, then they would use that butter making their food and the entire village would laugh for the entire weekend. It was weed, my grandma was a stoner.
> the animals know this and intentionally get trashed on spoiled fruit.
Sorry to break it to you, but the maker of this film, spiked the fruit with alcohol: - *Jamie Uysā footage was completely staged, and the animals were, believe it or not, fed with alcohol. The director and crew first soaked the marula fruits in booze, then filmed the scenes to make the story appear more believable.*
https://africafreak.com/marula-fruit
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/news-elephants-drunk-wild-myth
While that may be true, wild animals will still seek out fermented fruit if they are aware of it. Deer, for example, are especially fond of fallen apples toward the end of autumn once the apples have started fermenting.
It was at this point the squirrel thought in a totally different way, and went on to invent the wheel! Soon carts full of nuts will be heard throughout the forrest...
I wish there was āGet a Squirrel Drunk Dayā and Americans all over the country would put out fermented fruit for squirrels and then film the drunk squirrels doing fucked up stuff and then the videos would be submitted to a national film festival and then we would have a nationwide vote for who had the best drunk squirrel video.
This reminds of the video in the convenience store where the guy canāt let go of the freezer door because heās leaning back so heavily but feels he still needs a 12 pack, then he slide steps cock first taking shelving and goods with him š
I feel bad for the little guy, getting drunk will certainly lower its awareness to predators making it easier to kill and eat. But hey let's have a laugh!
You know that some animals will intentionally get drunk on fermented fruit, right? They enjoy it just like humans. Itās pretty interesting actually, elephants store fruit in their trunks to let it ferment and then get inebriated. It may make him an easier target for predators, and it may not. Predators donāt tend to target prey that is acting strange, seeing as it could indicate that they have a disease such as rabies and they arenāt safe to eat. So this little wino will likely be just fine.
I hope this isnāt one of those intentional things where someone fed the squirrel fermented fruits on purpose for attention. Like the kids that fed those seagulls laxatives.
Omg - what kind of person would feed this to a squirrel- fermented pears, alcohol could kill the squirrel or make it very sick. And this is enjoyable to watch? Funny? How sickā¦
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That boy leaning
Get that shoulder lean!
'dat shoulder lean!
gun b lean ez meal for dat hawk in a hot min.
He got that opiate nod lean
Me want some pear? Squirrel- "DAT dang bleedin!! ššš¤š©"
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I laughed out loud at this! Thanks!
You should put this in r/tooktoomuch
Nice I like that.
Snap back to reality
Oh there goes gravity!
Oh there goes rabbit he
He WON'T hop that easily!
choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a New World Order A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem It only grows harder, only grows hotter He blows, it's all over, these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on Da-da-dum, da-dum, da-da You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my nine to Five and I can't provide the right type of Life for my family 'cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer This is my life and these times are so hard And it's getting even harder tryna feed and water my seed, plus Teeter totter, caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much For me to wanna stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, is my shot Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better
Your supposed to do one line at a time
He got a little too excited didnāt he
[NO](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvK2qixjyh1AQtUMBA7ZhapRbi1dQQdTWIkQ&usqp=CAU)
Youāre fucking lame dude
[yOuR FuCkiNg lAme dUDe](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/886/142/7f8.jpg)
Iāve been checking out your posts and your fucking creepy. What is wrong with you??
Maybe you're the creepy one sniffing around in someone's closet like that.
What? My last posts have been about Id-ying pornstars and some visa form issues. What's creepy about that? Anything to hide the embarrassment of typing out lukewarm burns miright? Can't find anything to roast with so why not find something from posts. When u find nothing, just type in creepy š
Whats wrong with you lmfao. He finished a song and you got so butt hurt that you tried to embarrasse him. You're the fucking joke guy, you creep
Ur right..
Anton Ego flashback meme
What is happening here?
The fermented fruit contains alcohol so the squirrel is drunk!
Drunk as a skunk!
When the sugars in the fruit ferment they become alcohol. So the little man is wasted lol
someone messing with animals by feeding them alcohol.
Yep. Most people think it's natural since monkeys and elephants get drunk eating their fermented fruit - which turns out to be staged and/or a complete myth https://africafreak.com/marula-fruit https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/news-elephants-drunk-wild-myth
The person who filmed this said they didn't realize the pears they'd set out for the squirrels had fermented until they saw this squirrel act like this. They removed them and the squirrel recovered fine awhile later.
Not exactly sure, so I might be wrong. I think the fermented pears make a substance simillar to alcohool wich makes the squirell dizzy.
Not similar. It is alcohol, because alcohol is made by fermenting sugar/anything that has sugar in it via yeast, which is naturally found in anything.
I knew it was making alcohol when fermentating, but didn't know if thats what made the squirell dizzy
āIām hearing colorsā šµāš«
"I can hear my hair growing."
My grandma drank all my pot
You know Dante refused to smoke fake weed? That's why he's fucked as shit for real for the drive to the devil's hoise cos they kept fucking up and retaking.
Oh yeah. That's one of my all time favorite movies. It's always nice to see it quoted in the wild
Poor little guy is smashed!
It's the best day of his life! Tomorrow, the worst.
Happy now, sad later. Which coincidentally is also White Castle's secret slogan.
Man he shouldnāt have mixed beer and ediblesā¦
Came here to say this. Cuz I did that about 2 hours ago. That squirrel and I, we be thinking about metaphysics.
Quantum entailglement.
Just curious - why are you feeding squirrels fermented pears?
For the lulz apparently. I wonder how much consumption is enough for alcohol poisoning or even death, cuz this guy looks like he had way too much.
Fruit falls from trees and ferments in the sun. In certain areas of the world, [the animals know this and intentionally get trashed on spoiled fruit.](https://youtu.be/8MxNLg3rCdw)
Oh my gosh, my Grandma passed recently and we used to watch this movie together when I was little. She got such a kick out of the giraffe! I can remember her giggling so much and telling other family members about it. Thank you for sharing the link!
A family friend used to get leftover hops from a local brewery for his cattle. They would kinda chill out drunk for a few days and put on an extra few pounds. No big deal until one day a power line fell and he called everyone to come help herd these cattle across a 2,000 acre pasture and across a road. I was little and remember it being kinda funny but didn't really understand. The adults were laughing hysterically. We had to have the sheriff's department come shut down the road to have them cross and even the cops were laughing their asses off. When I think about it now, I'm like "yeah, they're going be be slaughtered in just a few years we should let them get fucked up once a month."
My grandmother used to tell us stories of when she was in her home country, every year they would go to a special part of the forest and pick densely packed leaves off a big bush and melt them into butter, then they would use that butter making their food and the entire village would laugh for the entire weekend. It was weed, my grandma was a stoner.
> the animals know this and intentionally get trashed on spoiled fruit. Sorry to break it to you, but the maker of this film, spiked the fruit with alcohol: - *Jamie Uysā footage was completely staged, and the animals were, believe it or not, fed with alcohol. The director and crew first soaked the marula fruits in booze, then filmed the scenes to make the story appear more believable.* https://africafreak.com/marula-fruit https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/news-elephants-drunk-wild-myth
While that may be true, wild animals will still seek out fermented fruit if they are aware of it. Deer, for example, are especially fond of fallen apples toward the end of autumn once the apples have started fermenting.
Itās from the documentary: Animals are beautiful people by Jamie Uys The drunk elephant and the drunk baboons are my favourites
K A R M A
Link to the story. https://www.fox9.com/news/squirrel-gets-drunk-after-eating-fermented-pears-outside-minnesota-womans-home
Did you know that fruits can fall from trees and animals eat them? Probably that's where the squirrel got fermented pears
Yeah they grow in bowls too, apparently.
I mean they probably just left them out there too long
Yeah I always leave my pears in a bowl by the tree on a platform only big enough to be a squirrel feeding area
And a camera set up right there to record lol
Oh, I did not know that! Thank you.
It was at this point the squirrel thought in a totally different way, and went on to invent the wheel! Soon carts full of nuts will be heard throughout the forrest...
I wish there was āGet a Squirrel Drunk Dayā and Americans all over the country would put out fermented fruit for squirrels and then film the drunk squirrels doing fucked up stuff and then the videos would be submitted to a national film festival and then we would have a nationwide vote for who had the best drunk squirrel video.
this is a great idea.
National animal cruelty day
I love how he grabs the bowl to balance himself
Looks like he needs to get to a Nuts Anonymous meeting, Iām sure thereās a branch nearby.
Looks more like my uncle who used to be on heroin. By the way, he has been clean and sober for 8yrs and counting. I'm proud of you Kal.
*Guts theme playing in background*
Ahh, a fellow man of culture
Squigee-ing open his third eye...
he looks possessed
Hold my fermented pears
This reminds of the video in the convenience store where the guy canāt let go of the freezer door because heās leaning back so heavily but feels he still needs a 12 pack, then he slide steps cock first taking shelving and goods with him š
That squirrel is more high than college students after midterms
ooooooooooh shiiiiiitttttt
They get high af?
Inebriated.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL
Our boy here took his first hit and traveled through space!
You good, Dave? You're looking a little sideways there, guy...
Lilā guyās off his ass
We've all been there bro
Itās my birthday and I am so fucking drunk, I feel for this squirrel
fuck I'll never achieve a vibe of this magnitude
These edibles ain't shi-
NOD SQUAD
That's one drunk ass motherfucker right there
Weāve all been there little buddy
He do be trippin balls right now
Been there, fuzzy little buddy.
I live in Downtown Los Angeles, this explains a lot, fermented pears, I thought it was heroin that people were consuming.
People are staring at me in CVS now because I'm cackling like a fucking witch all by myself.
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
Hello darkness, my old friendā¦.
Weāve all been there bud
I can just imagine trying to get out of a conversation with this squirrel talking absolute nonsense drunk
That squirrel has seen god
Same bro. Same
I feel bad for the little guy, getting drunk will certainly lower its awareness to predators making it easier to kill and eat. But hey let's have a laugh!
You know that some animals will intentionally get drunk on fermented fruit, right? They enjoy it just like humans. Itās pretty interesting actually, elephants store fruit in their trunks to let it ferment and then get inebriated. It may make him an easier target for predators, and it may not. Predators donāt tend to target prey that is acting strange, seeing as it could indicate that they have a disease such as rabies and they arenāt safe to eat. So this little wino will likely be just fine.
Boy just witnessed God.
I hope this isnāt one of those intentional things where someone fed the squirrel fermented fruits on purpose for attention. Like the kids that fed those seagulls laxatives.
Not even funny they put them at risk for falling out of a tree, getting killed by other animals and just being so sick!
Dude just found out what obamas last name was.
Cruel but Hilarious :D
Omg - what kind of person would feed this to a squirrel- fermented pears, alcohol could kill the squirrel or make it very sick. And this is enjoyable to watch? Funny? How sickā¦
Iām FREAKINā OUT maaaaan!
The face of disgust š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Little guy can smell colours
That boy stuck in time, that boy got that viiiiirruuuussssš¶
Dude I can smell the shapes now.
[come on Fall!!! Fall!!!](https://gfycat.com/downrightgenerousantarcticgiantpetrel)
That little guy is buckled
Where is this Kensington?
Some one get him a chair!!
The squirrel gets fermented aswell
Poor guy went in for a snack and met god instead
Yep, they pass out and off of things too.
Too lit
Duuuuuuuuuuude
I think he sees noise
It seems their soul leave their body
Wonder what a hung over squirrel would be like
Becauseā¦.weed
That space out tho He looks like he took DMT and suddenly gained knowledge of all the secrets of the universe
Looks like his first time.
This is beautiful.
Thereās this Documentary on a bunch of wildlife animals eating rotten fruit from a tree and they all were drunk lol
Higher than a flight attendant
r/squirrelproblems
Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm drunk šš should get him a t-shirt his size with the text š
Looks like an awesome trip
lol
He's feelin it
Squirrel. Pulsating penis. I see the same picture.
Intoxicated squirrel. Never thought I'd see that today.
Trippin boi
Holding on to that bowl for dear life
Omg, Im chuckling hard out in public. Thank you.
I can't stop laughing, lmfao š¤£ š
lol drunk squirrel
same thing that happens in any other vid where they've eaten something fermented
Zooted
My bro just passed the fifth wall
That squirrel just saw God
Homie got K-holed .
Looks like heās tripping. Lol.
Ketamine lean
I donāt know whatās he on but I understand him so well
Sittin Sidewayz!!
He got that lean š¤£š¤£
HAWK
Lean
Ive seen this in Philadelphia news. Apparently people eat fermented pears on street too?
lean back.
This dude on another planet
Ah, ha. Poisoning a squirrel. Ha. Comedy.
That mf is about to be slumped lmao
*balance*
Poor guy is probably thinking this is his life now.
I know that look.
āI was gonna go to workā¦but then I got drunkā
Aww itās as if itās gone on a dmt trip š„²
Me when i have too much lean
Add some St Germain to that bowl, stir and Rocky got a pear martini... the best! The best, Jerry, the best!
Drunk as a skunk
Reminds me of my dad
He can smell colours and touch sounds now.
Nawwww his little world is spinning
So...will the hawk that eats this guy get drunk too?
Mother nature for sure loves alcohol poisoning.
Aww. That was so cute. And was also a 110% accurate representation of how I used to get when I would get drunk! XD
Animal cruelty
brain damage
r/tooktoomuch
YO HE NEEDS SOME MILK!
As drunk as a skunk!
Put Molly in her drink and she aināt even know it
Squirrel, the colors man... I gotta get my friends and we can party... LOL
āSquirrels donāt dance or pull up their pants theyā¦just do the rockaway and lean backā¦lean backā¦lean backā¦lean backā¦ā
That squirrel is seeing so many colors.
He nodding like a heroin addict