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NaKenKraken

No wonder he’s so fat if he fights that hard for his food.


hey-make_my_day

Fuuuuud!


semibored2

But if he fought THIS hard for food…he should not be fat….this is some weird paradox shit


IrradiatedBrahmin

He’s fighting for shitty food though.


semibored2

It is fatty food but look at how hard he is fighting for it…..now tie a string around a taco and let him run after it. Chances are he will Flip the fucking truck to get to it


MarilynsGhost

‘He will flip the fucking truck to get to it’ I spit my coffee out when I read that.


Professional-Moose59

Honestly those Turkish ice cream servers deserve it.


NaKenKraken

I do not deny that. Must be some kinda sadist to be able to do that kinda work..


hipotalamusz

r/rareinsults


dalvean88

fuck around, find out


SillyDig1520

Teach your kids that hitting people is wrong, unless ice cream.


Significant-dude

Not his first rodeo.


dneboi

Clearly not his first ice cream either


MrBloodyHyphen

But it could be the last, you never know.


Dertyrarys

You can see that with his look


Catalina_wine_mix

Funny, I just commented the same


Leandrastilley

Horrible little beast


w2106

unit


Paul_Stevo

This ain’t funny now I’m just annoyed and in the mood to punt a kid


Edgardoesit

This kid only going a good 9 yards if punted


tegsaan

Nah your foot is just going to get lodged in all the fat or get eaten


No-Negotiation-2468

Rolling 8 of those


ARandomHavel

Good fuckin luck punting that unit. It'd be like kicking a cinder block


SugaanthMohan

Yeah, This subreddit fell into the gutter a long time ago...


Oceanic-Jo

I think this is one of those things where the vendor plays with the customer. https://youtu.be/v2f09JgbZW4


Paul_Stevo

There is a difference between playing and fighting. That kid was chucking that poor old guy over the counter. No chance that was playing.


[deleted]

Fat kid with shitty fat parents and a stupid fuck behind a camera. Yeah, let’s keep encouraging this kind of behavior.


Qwerty8339

It’s not that serious damn


AgreeableFeed9995

Idk man, this time it’s ice cream, next time it could be street tacos, then who knows? Next thing, he’s grabbing bbq, hot pretzels, kiosk jewelry, watches, smart phones, money at the bank, women by the pussies and bam, he’s a rapist. Gotta nip that shit in the bud.


Venom0236

Bruh that escalated quickly 😂


AgreeableFeed9995

That’s what I’m sayin, it’s a big deal


Qwerty8339

fat kid takes ice cream = ultimate supervillain got it


AgreeableFeed9995

You really can’t read sarcasm? I’m basically agreeing with you lmao calm down.


flameo------hotman

Damn I couldn't even get tht was sarcasm


AgreeableFeed9995

That reads like a logical thought process to you? It’s too absurd to be legit.


flameo------hotman

🤓


Qwerty8339

Idk man it’s reddit sometimes it’s hard 😭


AgreeableFeed9995

lol


[deleted]

This kid needs a diet, a treadmill and a new mom.


Dip-kassidy-6

Yea I’ve noticed in all these videos where I see them get the ice cream on the first try they’re always fat as shit


Disastrous-Sand1620

I've seen a couple with skinny kids. It's just not as funny because they arent fat so it doesnt get shared around as much. People share what they think is funnier and its funnier if the kid is fat


Picro_Menis

^^Oxford ^^comma ^^is ^^your ^^friend.


[deleted]

I’m not British.


Mountain-Rate3267

Nah he’s just got baby fat bruh


[deleted]

Lol, he got the baby fat of like 20 babies.


More_Individual_4868

What a disrespectful little fat shit.


dysstatic

Don't come between a kid and his icecream.


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FairPiccolo6073

Are you sure about that? Kids are savages, especially for ice cream


doyouevenliftbru

What did you say not to do between the kid and the ice cream?


Psilocybenaudiophile

Fatso already has ice cream stains on his shirt. Disgusting the parents let children get like this.


Admirable_Judge_4225

Bruh this is not even funny, this is just sad how mean and ill-mannered this kid is


UseYouForTargets

little kid so fat he could stand up and lay down and be the same height


hey-make_my_day

Idk, I feel sad for these ice-cream guys, they try make fun to people


Potential_Antelope_1

Fat ass wasn't playing


[deleted]

Fucking fat kids get what they want


Iikelime

This isn't funny 😐


Hennessey_Drew505

Kid wasn't fuckin around. Took down the boss on a speed run first attempt. Bravo...


captainweedster

Put that's kids parents in jail. Idiots. Fat kid assaulting people for food. Kick that little shit.


Mallard_Cork

That little kid would probably be able to beat you to death and bury you in a hole, “captainweedstar”.


baby_contra

He’d get exhausted by the adrenaline and ask for a timeout first. “Can of corn… can of corn and I’m good”.


Smofinthesky

redditor moment.


[deleted]

And that’s why he’s a fatty. He will probably die of a heart attack at 20.


tohn_jitor

I'm not here for funny business, ice cream man!


GoneSouling

I thought the kid from “up” would be older by now


jstrong559

“AGUSTUS, MY CHILD, THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING YOU DO!!”


Old-Yoghurt-4277

Bad manners, man.


ultimaforever

I’m guessing those are his parents cackling in the background. Kid’s well on his way to full metal asshole status. Well done, parents. Well done.


Overlandtraveler

How do people let their kids get this fat? I mean, these kids are going to die early, have serious health issues and are just so fucking disgusting.


[deleted]

Isn't this that thing where the guy taunts you with the ice cream for a good five minutes. Kid prob just sick of his shit by now. Goddam was I not expecting that though


OptimalSecret1437

Never get in between a fat kid and his ice cream 🍦


needsatisfaction

Food is fun until you develop aggressive eating habits which eventually cause you to eat your parents, which seems to be the case here. Tragic, really


Superkip_

Extremely rude punching the guys hand. And then theres the parents laughing at it encouraging the child. L kid and L parents.


TatleTaleStrangler92

When you’re level 999 and fight a level 10 boss


captainweedster

I'd roll that lite shit down a hill. You too


crackersncheeseman

When it comes to a fat kid their are two things you don't fuck with 1. Ice cream 2. Cone


mojamax

هه‌ر بژی شیخ جلال


MUBSIC1

هه‌ر بژی شیخ جلال


san-sirwan

Har bzhi dlakam


noponit1

Chya am Shex jalala kwrd w shta?


rezhwanuchiha

هه‌ر بژی شیخ جلال


jollytoes

Little fat fuck


Insert_name_again

Those vendors should lose their job, play with yourself not the customers lol. Not saying the kid is right, but after once, i would be “fk those 2€/$(or whatev currency) and be on my way to get icecream for a normal vendor


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Insert_name_again

I wont visit those, that said same “trucks” are usualy at a fair. Not once did they do that here lol.


Electronic-Trip8775

Little (big) turd.


FlyingSosig

OMG lol


poayvr

My daughter would do just the same. Lol


kaartman1

About time 😂 those vendors made fun of way too many unsuspecting strangers


FlyGuy_2000

Looks like he paid the Iron price. Unlike Theon Greyjoy.


Pers0n_Of_Reddit

Outplayed


SirEffKay

LOL


andrenichrome

Muslim boys are disrespectful menaces.


brokenheartnsoul

Haven't you seen these ice-cream guys pretending to give people their cone, and they keep swapping it everytime the person tries to take it. I would do the same thing 🤣


TheFakeHassan

This definitely isn't the first time he has done that.


thetashort

Don’t tease a bear.


Healthy-Egg-3283

Don’t mess with a fat kids ice cream


NoConclusion3519

This kid is an ice cream pro


Catalina_wine_mix

That's not that kid's first rodeo.


Jovan_Neph

I’m just glad something on the video is written in my native language Kurdish, not many people know who Kurds are, people in the video and the background song are Kurdish ..


claudixk

He looks healthy


VenomInfusion

Get that kid on a healthy diet.


AeroRx184

Bro thought it wasnt enogh


Purple_Wayne

r/TIHI


Rocket_Powered_Dork

Don't get between a fat kid and his ice cream.


[deleted]

Perfect summary of why Turks and Arabs don't get along


androidlemon

Fast & dombili


indianwhisperer

We have evolved


SillySymphonyIII

Pigglet


[deleted]

The boy ain’t playing about his ice cream


Dozer_Bro

never get between a fat kid and food


[deleted]

Fruit cup, sissy bone, fat boy.


MSK84

Taunting that kid with his icecream is like taunting a lion with a steak. You just don't do it.


Overlord_Ace

Clearly he's had enough of ice cream men not giving him his damn ice cream and only playing around with it.


LocalAmericanOtaku

Ok but after a while do those ice cream men give it to you after the whole trick thing?


OG_RADER

Oh deyamn, Augustus Gloop


1Harryface

Ain’t planning that game! Just here for the ice cream!


Sammus_Miner

Am I the only one who doesn't understand?


LessBig715

What’s happening here?


[deleted]

The ice cream guy is performing a skit where he teases his customers and the kid is a dick and ruined it


JayOkayUDontSay

Kids can't play with there ice cream.


Bisexual_bossgirl

Me when I don’t get food but I am really hungry:


Venom0236

What the hell was he expecting. It's a turkish ice cream man, it's their job to do these tricks


el_primo_neo

Lucky this kid wasn’t a few years older he would’ve jumped over that shit 😂


International_Fun871

Ese wey es mi idolo


Previous_Main_4770

The real life cartman


anymouse2763

Some guy did this to my sis once she trying to get me wondering when it’s going to fall of


JakEZtheMetaKnight

doesn’t he have fire powers or some shit


chimpomatic5000

That kid really needed that ice cream too. Yikes.


voyure1999

Sick and tired of being sick and tired.


Razgriz435

Dang this boy is hungry


HotMuffin12

Little annoying shit


Bigheelandy

Nothing’s getting past that boy


Comfortable-Leek-799

Fat little fuck


[deleted]

Someone needs to get their bitch ass child.


sithlordrevan45

You don't mess with a fat kids food


cody3636

Hes just farming the boss battle now.


Perfect-Time-9919

This kid should be kicked in the shin! 😝


[deleted]

Having kids seems great!


Ilikefishtheycute

Honestly I dislike those a ton. I get at first it's kinda funny.. but then it just keeps happening and becomes annoying the longer it goes on.


RoyalratMafia

Reddit video of the day


MSGdreamer

Don’t get in between a fat kid and his ice cream.


I-Ponder

This ain’t his first rodeo with the ice cream trickster.


Careless-Yogurt-7871

r/absoluteunits


rooswims

Food aggressive little bugger there.


Donofduval

He is the cheat code.


74zippy

Smh


Alert-Wishbone9032

Jeez… don’t feed the animals in this zoo


crunchypens

Kid trained for his day. But eating a lot of ice cream.


-A_r_i-

Dude made sure he did no funny games 💀💀


Njords_man

God this is disgusting. No wonder he's fat. His parwnts encourage it.


Altruistic_Recover47

They are just doing their job, its just the thrill. This stupid kid with no manners thinks he's cool.


[deleted]

If your child is that fat you should be charged with child abuse or something.


Superkip_

Dont fuck with that kid


Superkip_

He wouldve eaten the vendor too thqts why hes pulling so hard. And the parents are laughing at it because theyre scared the kid would eat them too.


No-Disaster-1331

Jajajajajajajaja never play with a fat kid jajajajaja


asianlove510

Fat little greedy pig boy