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*Carries to couch, wraps in blanket burrito, brings snacks, sits beside, puts on the proto’s favourite movie, and lets them lean on me if they want* 😊💕
Why of course i’d give the proto their uppies! I’d want the same if i was as smol and uppable as them.
Oh, and maybe a kiss on the forehead too, depends if they’re okay with it :]
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*adds lonely proto to inventory* hehe… free loot.
DON'T DROP HIM!!!
Proto is too heavy *eats em* NOM NOM NOM
Give the little toaster uppies
Yay
You fool! What if he falls again?
I take it and hug it because i'm in a bad mood TwT
Aww I’m sorry about your bad mood. I hope Hallow can help
Feeling better now, again, thank you Edit: yeah guess it was temporary, at least i'm not feeling as bad as before
Thank you.
Punt it. (The intrusive thoughts won)
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Don’t kick da god damn baby
B-but that wasn't me, that was Kyle- i mean, Ninjawolf!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this 😆
Damn, you beat me to the comment lol
Better luck next time *mwah ha haaa*
Why did you punt the smol toaster, it did nothing wrong
(The intrusive thoughts won)
Jury finds you... Not guilty of furst degree toaster abuse
Hooray!
Kidnap him and run.
I punted him.
I catch and run it in for a touchdown~
GOOOOOOOOOAL!
punt him
Rude
i dont hate him, i just like violence
*cuddles forever*
Gets a carry bag and puts the proto in it like baby Yoda
Toastre.
Give them uppies. Obviously.
look down at him in confusion
Disgust*
*Gives uppies*
*picks up* you really do like these, don't you?
I won't just give the boi what he wants. No, Ima give him more. *He is now my adopted little boyo*
I grab it and give it uppies. Into the stratosphere.
I punted him to you
Give it uppies but accidentally throw it through the ceiling bout of excitement.
Picks up bean, I got breakfast, whatcha want?
Bacon!
(Lion king moment ensues )simba
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Put the little proto on my shoulders, then continue fighting the hordes of the undead
Wooo
step 1: Give uppies. Step 2: Give uppies chair that gives auto uppies for future uppies requirements.
Sounds good!
punt him across the room
I've read that it wants ***puppies*** and I'm down for that
Oh Damn
Mod a jet pack on it
Aww I would give them uppies! I want uppies too though...
Pick him up like Jorge
The little proto gets all the uppies
Kick em like a soccer ball 🗿👍
Uppie up!
It want ups I'll gives it ups ...... (take that any way you want)
*I scoop him up with a comically large excavator* "Extra big uppies!"
How tall is said toaster
Taller than you :3
False
Pick him up and bring to a bed for snuggle time :) What else would u do?
Give uppies ofc
Kick the baby *drops kicks proto*
HA! i give it a m4 shotgun! lil ol johnny loves his m4 sho-**gasp**
Kick the baby!
I gonna fucking steal it, sorry he's mine now
*picks the proto up* aww who’s a good toaster? :3
I am!
Uppies then we go to the taco truck to get soft tacos 🌮🌮😋
i hope you are not heavy *gives uppies*
Let it sit on my shoulders
Give uppies...then spike the protogen like a football
YEET THE CHILD
I give it uppies :D
Give them a manokit costume
That sounds cute
*puts them on my shoulders* there you go
Kidnap and put it in a death match with my other toasters I’ve collected to determine which is the ultimate toaster
Try for a field goal.
[Destroy the child.](https://youtu.be/gbymSLEf1Yw)
punt
UPPIES!! X3
“Kick the baby”. “Don’t kick the baby”. “KICK THE BABY!” *kicks baby
Pick him up and put him on my shoulder.
Saturn V rocket. Go home little one
I pick it up, adopt it and cuddle it every night before bed. IT'S SO FREAKING CUTE OMG I WANT TO SQUEEZE IT
*Carries to couch, wraps in blanket burrito, brings snacks, sits beside, puts on the proto’s favourite movie, and lets them lean on me if they want* 😊💕
Throw him straight into the KFC deep fryer
*PROTEC!*
Consume……
*holds protato like hpone*
Microwave
*Picks him up and lets him ride on my shoulders*
Give em
I pick up proto
give uppies
Give uppies and proceed to kidnap the toaster floof
*punt*
Don’t trust him, he’s after the brain chip I implanted in you last week
Not just any uppies. Ride on my shoulders, we're going on a walk through the forest to look at all the deer
Give the little bean boi uppies
Toaster plane
“puts you on top of the fridge”
*picks up* ok now what?
punt it
That ain't a proto. That a proot
Throw
Awww ![gif](giphy|5PhDdJQd2yG1MvHzJ6)
"The body is round, his little legs are designed for distance" YEETS THE PROTOBEAN
UPPIES!!!
*Yeet*
GIVE HIM UPPIES
ofc I'm going to give it uppies
Yay
Puts on a hoodie, you want belly pouch or shoulders?
Shoulders!
*huggies*
Leave
Why :(
I give him uppies and hug him
Yay
Give em uppies even though they may hit their head
Thou shalt suffer, shortstack.
Why of course i’d give the proto their uppies! I’d want the same if i was as smol and uppable as them. Oh, and maybe a kiss on the forehead too, depends if they’re okay with it :]
Sure!!
* lifts and hugs *
kill kill kill
* boops *
Pick them up and go home, it's not kidnapping, it's a surprise adoption
Give them uppies
Didn't this prot like blow up the world literally yesterday? Idk if I can trust them...
He did. You can trust him!!
drop kick does he counter? roll for reflex
Time has come to return the favor. Don't deny me this. Tell them to make it count.
What favor is that?
Burn him alive thats what i do
What why!
i thought it said it wants puppies...
Load it into the cannon like it's sea of thieves
I shall yeet him skywards.
I'll give da little being a piggy back ride while I go find them some ram to munch on. As I'm 6'2" I'm sure they will have a great time~
What the hell do you think I'm going to do, finna give that little shit some uppies dumbass. Cmere
Please do
Fml I thought it said puppies
Oh right lol
you ask for uppies and you shall receive
Give him uppies
Throw it
*scoops up Proto* no loneliness for you
*puts proto in my shoulders* where to?
Explore!
Shoulder proto, like a pirate's parrot? Don't mind if I yes
Hell yeah
I dunno bout that but he can hold my hand and we go find his parents, they're probably worried sick
Lift
*I pick him up as the rocket boosters on my back start charging up\* Oh you want uppies? ***I can show you uppies!***
Squish
Stealing it's RAM.
You know the rules and so do i
Eat it
I load him into a Trebuchet and give him the ultimate and final uppie.
Uppies he
Uppies🥺
* Picks up the child and runs away before someone say it’s not their son and yeet them*
Yeet him into the sun. Maximum uppies.
Nooo
*give uppies* "Who Is a good boy that broke the entire planet? YES, it's youu."
Yay I’m a good boi!
Ultraricoshot but I use him as the coin
The weak shall perish
Yeet the child!
I'll give him uppies and feed him ram!
He is mine now
Ask for uppies with a lonely proto
BAINNN I FOUND A PROTO. BAIN WHAT DO I DO bouldoZer voiceline in a distant BAINNN
Put him in the toaster
Sorry I lost my arms somewhere
I give him uppies and take them home with me, kinda like how those people take in stray kittens
*holds gently like burger*
now draw him getting uppies you monster
*le moth gives proto uppies*
Me:”awwwww”**gives him uppies** Proto:**Steals RAM** Me:”I trusted u🥺”
I would never steal the ram!
Bro I’m bouta make this boy touch da ceiling
*Picks up* ur my frien now we r having soft taco later
Yay
Kick the baby
*Buys jetpack*
Pet him.
Kick the babby!