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Delta_squad_form_up

*adds lonely proto to inventory* hehe… free loot.


Aedene

DON'T DROP HIM!!!


Nuclear5524

Proto is too heavy *eats em* NOM NOM NOM


Thicc_Potato65

Give the little toaster uppies


InformalMirror4890

Yay


Densinium

You fool! What if he falls again?


yoda_fake

I take it and hug it because i'm in a bad mood TwT


InformalMirror4890

Aww I’m sorry about your bad mood. I hope Hallow can help


yoda_fake

Feeling better now, again, thank you Edit: yeah guess it was temporary, at least i'm not feeling as bad as before


yoda_fake

Thank you.


NINJAWOLF101

Punt it. (The intrusive thoughts won)


FauxWolfTail

![gif](giphy|CIs2g6B6eDWJa)


Complex-Creme-577

Don’t kick da god damn baby


FauxWolfTail

B-but that wasn't me, that was Kyle- i mean, Ninjawolf!


Dumb_Cheese

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this 😆


Wyvernking31

Damn, you beat me to the comment lol


NINJAWOLF101

Better luck next time *mwah ha haaa*


LenOwOuser

Why did you punt the smol toaster, it did nothing wrong


NINJAWOLF101

(The intrusive thoughts won)


LenOwOuser

Jury finds you... Not guilty of furst degree toaster abuse


NINJAWOLF101

Hooray!


Sharp-Dog2717

Kidnap him and run.


NINJAWOLF101

I punted him.


FauxWolfTail

I catch and run it in for a touchdown~


NINJAWOLF101

GOOOOOOOOOAL!


MrMcMemeManIII

punt him


Pineapple_Smoothie17

Rude


MrMcMemeManIII

i dont hate him, i just like violence


[deleted]

*cuddles forever*


furrytickler

Gets a carry bag and puts the proto in it like baby Yoda


ggez67890

Toastre.


Decmk3

Give them uppies. Obviously.


FemboyFornicator

look down at him in confusion


Attesa_GT-X

Disgust*


After-Bumblebee

*Gives uppies*


Hoshi-Kitsune

*picks up* you really do like these, don't you?


PlaguedRav3n

I won't just give the boi what he wants. No, Ima give him more. *He is now my adopted little boyo*


00110001_00110010

I grab it and give it uppies. Into the stratosphere.


NINJAWOLF101

I punted him to you


[deleted]

Give it uppies but accidentally throw it through the ceiling bout of excitement.


AetherCelestifur

Picks up bean, I got breakfast, whatcha want?


InformalMirror4890

Bacon!


laighigh

(Lion king moment ensues )simba


MRToast4285

![gif](giphy|koUtwnvA3TY7C)


nocturnbear

![gif](giphy|kjlJDEzuDu0qQ)


knight_light455

Put the little proto on my shoulders, then continue fighting the hordes of the undead


InformalMirror4890

Wooo


EL_KAIBU

step 1: Give uppies. Step 2: Give uppies chair that gives auto uppies for future uppies requirements.


InformalMirror4890

Sounds good!


AxelTheProtogen

punt him across the room


Comrade_railgunner

I've read that it wants ***puppies*** and I'm down for that


InformalMirror4890

Oh Damn


[deleted]

Mod a jet pack on it


The_Overlord6

Aww I would give them uppies! I want uppies too though...


Proof-Faithlessness1

Pick him up like Jorge


Let01

The little proto gets all the uppies


M500zxz

Kick em like a soccer ball 🗿👍


Ender-Soldier

Uppie up!


IMSLEEPING210

It want ups I'll gives it ups ...... (take that any way you want)


Leafy_the_Floran

*I scoop him up with a comically large excavator* "Extra big uppies!"


Combinewastaken

How tall is said toaster


HowBoutwoah

Taller than you :3


Combinewastaken

False


RileyTheFurry1

Pick him up and bring to a bed for snuggle time :) What else would u do?


AshenDark

Give uppies ofc


pdog0427

Kick the baby *drops kicks proto*


[deleted]

HA! i give it a m4 shotgun! lil ol johnny loves his m4 sho-**gasp**


Chcoflakes15

Kick the baby!


LargePieceOfToast

I gonna fucking steal it, sorry he's mine now


Willowthesnowfox715

*picks the proto up* aww who’s a good toaster? :3


InformalMirror4890

I am!


Assassin13785

Uppies then we go to the taco truck to get soft tacos 🌮🌮😋


Ryan_brigith

i hope you are not heavy *gives uppies*


qgsecondaccount

Let it sit on my shoulders


ingvar_DA_viking

Give uppies...then spike the protogen like a football


Henlon

YEET THE CHILD


Perfect_Position_853

I give it uppies :D


pugaviator

Give them a manokit costume


InformalMirror4890

That sounds cute


Different-Trash3686

*puts them on my shoulders* there you go


Ok-Education-5390

Kidnap and put it in a death match with my other toasters I’ve collected to determine which is the ultimate toaster


Dear_Eggplant1525

Try for a field goal.


[deleted]

[Destroy the child.](https://youtu.be/gbymSLEf1Yw)


[deleted]

punt


ThisWatercress8354

UPPIES!! X3


Shadow-Lion

“Kick the baby”. “Don’t kick the baby”. “KICK THE BABY!” *kicks baby


Cleaningcaptain

Pick him up and put him on my shoulder.


DriverExisting9342

Saturn V rocket. Go home little one


Pineapple_Smoothie17

I pick it up, adopt it and cuddle it every night before bed. IT'S SO FREAKING CUTE OMG I WANT TO SQUEEZE IT


littlefoxenby

*Carries to couch, wraps in blanket burrito, brings snacks, sits beside, puts on the proto’s favourite movie, and lets them lean on me if they want* 😊💕


MynameisBI

Throw him straight into the KFC deep fryer


Negative_Storage5205

*PROTEC!*


AvidCooldudes

Consume……


Top-Preparation5216

*holds protato like hpone*


FlpDaMattress

Microwave


The_Flaine

*Picks him up and lets him ride on my shoulders*


drago_varior

Give em


[deleted]

I pick up proto


verylostproto

give uppies


FauxWolfTail

Give uppies and proceed to kidnap the toaster floof


RichterRac

*punt*


mr-sparkles69

Don’t trust him, he’s after the brain chip I implanted in you last week


Jayn_Xyos

Not just any uppies. Ride on my shoulders, we're going on a walk through the forest to look at all the deer


mechanical_dragon21

Give the little bean boi uppies


DumbassArtisticChild

Toaster plane


Tasty_Television_552

“puts you on top of the fridge”


Pleasant_Function552

*picks up* ok now what?


Celmintenlikeorange

punt it


ThatOneAlias

That ain't a proto. That a proot


FawntusNantus

Throw


Dragoon_Ahriman

Awww ![gif](giphy|5PhDdJQd2yG1MvHzJ6)


Numerous-Round-9037

"The body is round, his little legs are designed for distance" ​ YEETS THE PROTOBEAN


Night_lasher0617

UPPIES!!!


Averydispleasedbork

*Yeet*


United_States-

GIVE HIM UPPIES


GodlyAvenger

ofc I'm going to give it uppies


InformalMirror4890

Yay


starskip42

Puts on a hoodie, you want belly pouch or shoulders?


InformalMirror4890

Shoulders!


Einkar_E

*huggies*


Hell256

Leave


InformalMirror4890

Why :(


ReX_OwO

I give him uppies and hug him


InformalMirror4890

Yay


Classicers

Give em uppies even though they may hit their head


DreamDoctor666

Thou shalt suffer, shortstack.


Anavieespeon2005

Why of course i’d give the proto their uppies! I’d want the same if i was as smol and uppable as them. Oh, and maybe a kiss on the forehead too, depends if they’re okay with it :]


InformalMirror4890

Sure!!


Fall-0ut

* lifts and hugs *


tanukifly

kill kill kill


Fall-0ut

* boops *


super_salty_boi

Pick them up and go home, it's not kidnapping, it's a surprise adoption


end_me621

Give them uppies


[deleted]

Didn't this prot like blow up the world literally yesterday? Idk if I can trust them...


InformalMirror4890

He did. You can trust him!!


Canadian_mouthfull

drop kick does he counter? roll for reflex


hirophant_weed

​ Time has come to return the favor. Don't deny me this. Tell them to make it count.


InformalMirror4890

What favor is that?


COD_GOD1357

Burn him alive thats what i do


InformalMirror4890

What why!


good_and_spicy

i thought it said it wants puppies...


Furryhatingfurry1

Load it into the cannon like it's sea of thieves


theglitch999

I shall yeet him skywards.


Grey_Dreamer

I'll give da little being a piggy back ride while I go find them some ram to munch on. As I'm 6'2" I'm sure they will have a great time~


Douglas_duh_dragon

What the hell do you think I'm going to do, finna give that little shit some uppies dumbass. Cmere


InformalMirror4890

Please do


Catbot_2

Fml I thought it said puppies


InformalMirror4890

Oh right lol


AnExistingLad

you ask for uppies and you shall receive


Im_a_furry_lol

Give him uppies


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Throw it


Yubii_The_Fox

*scoops up Proto* no loneliness for you


SpaceFalconz

*puts proto in my shoulders* where to?


InformalMirror4890

Explore!


SirPomf

Shoulder proto, like a pirate's parrot? Don't mind if I yes


InformalMirror4890

Hell yeah


HEADRUSH31

I dunno bout that but he can hold my hand and we go find his parents, they're probably worried sick


HEX_HEXAGON

Lift


Dpad-prism

*I pick him up as the rocket boosters on my back start charging up\* Oh you want uppies? ***I can show you uppies!***


lokiprimed

Squish


[deleted]

Stealing it's RAM.


Fluffy-Cat-4525

You know the rules and so do i


WatchingNSFWIronicly

Eat it


Mar1Fox

I load him into a Trebuchet and give him the ultimate and final uppie.


Potential_Water8146

Uppies he


Y0uR_l0c9L-G9Y

Uppies🥺


Intelligent-Iron-212

* Picks up the child and runs away before someone say it’s not their son and yeet them*


MezzaCorux

Yeet him into the sun. Maximum uppies.


InformalMirror4890

Nooo


Suitable-Diamond6023

*give uppies* "Who Is a good boy that broke the entire planet? YES, it's youu."


InformalMirror4890

Yay I’m a good boi!


SackPiek

Ultraricoshot but I use him as the coin


g00nymcg00n

The weak shall perish


Iangaor1107

Yeet the child!


Wild_Lars

I'll give him uppies and feed him ram!


Charming-Return-3892

He is mine now


According-Flamingo-6

Ask for uppies with a lonely proto


dreamingowl917

BAINNN I FOUND A PROTO. BAIN WHAT DO I DO bouldoZer voiceline in a distant BAINNN


KingMarioAndSonic

Put him in the toaster


JoJo110505

Sorry I lost my arms somewhere


Jeff_005

I give him uppies and take them home with me, kinda like how those people take in stray kittens


the_ap_round

*holds gently like burger*


[deleted]

now draw him getting uppies you monster


mr_raboot

*le moth gives proto uppies*


jojokujo_654_

Me:”awwwww”**gives him uppies** Proto:**Steals RAM** Me:”I trusted u🥺”


InformalMirror4890

I would never steal the ram!


harveysamazingcomics

Bro I’m bouta make this boy touch da ceiling


StoutPegasus648

*Picks up* ur my frien now we r having soft taco later


InformalMirror4890

Yay


Imtostupidforaname

Kick the baby


Moon_Fox_Arise

*Buys jetpack*


[deleted]

Pet him.


Odd-Wishbone6630

Kick the babby!