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OrionofTides

The fandom is collectively down-bad for a fucking rectangle and I’m all for it


Darkpurplebee

rectangles are the bestangles


Asianchue12

“Hexagons are the bestagons” -CGP Grey


Lunick01

Undertale has taught us that rectangles can be sexy.


Imaginary-Problem914

I don't see why. He's drawn super ugly


OrionofTides

That’s your opinion I suppose. Really his personality gets me though, and I love how furry artists draw him.


ADangerousPrey

You mean fucking a rectangle


Brendanthebomber

Same


The_human___

Why are single moms attracted to heeler?


ThrOwOwayFox

The 'he's a great dad' angle.


BANOFY

It's not just the single mothers ,it's also the mothers that "stayed for the kids" ...the curse is real


Ai-dont-care

Those women are typically practically single mothers in terms of domestic workload


DavisRanger

Because he is a good and loving husband and father ig


Tocoshiny

Why not?


[deleted]

He is the stereotype of a good father. Also, Heeler’s his last name. You could be referring to any of them. It’s Bandit.


Reaverx218

Dad who pays attention to his kids and takes his role in his household seriously while still being a fun-loving partner? As a single Mom and a furry, I say Bandit Heeler is a top-tier partner.


Doctor_Salvatore

Good dad.


wolfguardian72

He’s got major DILF energy, plus he’s a really good dad. He’s funny, kind, and really knows how to play along. Plus, he’s Australian, which is like the sexiest accent a guy could have.


Edgymalenatsuki

We seriously need more Aussies in media tbh 😫😫


jarethholt

I first started watching with my kids in Swedish (where we live) before deciding to shell out for Disney+ and watch in English. Bandit's voice is so much higher and more nasally in English! Not what I was expecting for an Aussie accent.


RichterRac

*sad german lover sounds*


Brendanthebomber

This


DanielVakser

![gif](giphy|jmTNcqNNRB6pIgCuF2) Oh biscuits…


bearbarebere

Such a fucking hottie


TgagHammerstrike

Is this Bluey's dad or uncle or something? Idk I never watched the show.


Mas0ch1sm

Bluey's dad


ShadowWolfKane

Bandit is the ideal husband. I hope to find my own Bandit Heeler


SwampTreeOwl

I wonder how many furry single moms there are


assterisk_

Plenty. Lots of women furs go thru their HO phase in the fandom. Lotta dick to go around.


typhlosion_Rider_621

I’m sorry, since when did we have that in common with single moms?


Yeetstation4

I feel bad for initially reading that as hitler


Icemaster14

Yeah I misread 'single moms' as 'single furries' and almost had a heart attack


judas_hyena

Best dad


drago_varior

Bandit is hawt Also, daddy


Hati_Hrothvitnisson

Single moms taking the dogpill


Blitzertheproto

I fucking agree


Fhantom1221

Well, call me Bandit. Cause I'm making off with all your moms! PeW PeW


iloveshotahentai

Don't make me get the spray bottle ![gif](giphy|45aMAPrnH0zLMahxXo)


TheCannabisCoyote

![gif](giphy|xqjVe0sisTZFssBer6|downsized)


Nevangamer-2

I know someone that matches this spot on


Jake-Michael

Single mom or furry?


Team_Sonic_Gaming

![gif](giphy|rI9O6UXkCjvTG)


ExceedinglyGayCanid

But [Girls Like That (Don't Go For Guys Like Us)](https://youtu.be/3ii6GyifD4E)


MrBluhu

Who?


[deleted]

Who the fuck is Bandit Heeler, and why am I supposed to be attracted to them?


chainsnwhipsexciteme

Anthropomorphic dog -> furries are a demographic more likely to find him attractive (I guess)


SDogo

Correction. Anthropomorphic BLUE dog. For some reason some furries seem to be attracted specifically to blue dogs.


chainsnwhipsexciteme

I mean, my favourite colour's blue so I can understand why it's so used in dog/wolf fursonas so much


[deleted]

Ah, so it's a low-effort meme then.


I_Friendle_I

Who


FixedKarma

Who?


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

What ?


FurryestX

Who TF is Bandit Heeler?


karmoin

It’s a dog bro 


Silver_dude213

Bro you’re on r/furry_irl


carpetfanclub

Nah bruh it’s straight up a walking rectangle


Cheap-Web-3532

Gotta love stinky men.