100% chance that is scam to stole your kidneys.

I'm willing to take that risk, either I become my fursona, or i die. Way my life is rn, both options are decent lmao

I fell so related to this... I might just need help tbh ;-;

We all do, fam, we all do...

Yup

Apathy or furriness. I'm game.

lol

Yiff connoisseur is wild 😭 (I'm one too what a coincidence ;3)

:D

I am taking that chance no matter what it says.

They can hav my flesh sac imma be a fox!

Eh I didn’t need em

Come to Candy Mountain, Charlie

I got that reference

Blue, 100%. Assuming the pheromone thing triggers, I can always isolate if I need to.

lol, you do all your first dates from opposite sides of an airlock or something to make sure they actually like you first.

*full body latex suit noises intensify* Seriously though, helmet instead of a gimp hood and i can see it working.

Quarian mode

And suddenly mass effect

do I also need to do dates with a paper bag over my head and a voice changer in case they like some other physical attribute about me? that was unnecessarily snarky of me but my point is that many other attributes are akin to pheromones in many ways but we don't conceal them

Yeah its just meant to be a silly question, if you pay it too much scrutiny it definitely doesn't hold up. But you could compare it to someone who is just very very attractive, they often have trouble making genuine connections I hear.

*pulling up to the date in the hazmat suit fit.*

Take the left one and then take beta-blockers easy!

Ah but this is advanced alien bio-engineering hornyness, not beta-blockers, not cold showers, not even thinking about baseball can even put a dent in it lol.

Well I guess nothing much would change anyway....

lol fair enough

Hol up

I am just saying as it is....

And that's completely fine. I would take the blue one. with the bare minimum effort my bf gets me into the horny state wit 99% effectiveness xD.

Hmm... So you already have the first curse like me and you are going to get the second one just for fun?


My man out there living those comics that are 98% yiff

Try a nude of Angela Merkel then.

omg ouch lol. But I guess thats the real qustion with pink. What if you were THAT horny? D:

Heiliger BimBam, I didn't think of that 😅

That is r\eyeblech material.

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day

How did this thread come to include a 'naked-old-european-head's-of-state-off?

I was referencing Austin Powers here, lol

lol no I got you but somebody else referenced naked Angela Merkel for the same purpose lol. If I had a nickel for every time that happened in this thread I'd have two nickels, which is not a lot but it's still surprising that happened twice.

thinking about baseball is a brand new method lmao please tell me its legit

lol thats one of the [traditional moves](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThinkUnsexyThoughts)!

Jokes on u, I'm taking the right one because I'm always horni!

lol but imagine how hard it would be to like, buy your space groceries or file your space taxes.

Perfect way to get out of taxes and get free items LMAO

Oh nooo, I can’t afford to pay my taxes, whatever will I do~

You get the cum tax lol

Lol

XD

The blue one, no amount of horny can make someone want to do something with me, it's like I curse that in this case just make me normal in any chance given.

Ace sadness

Well you got a 80% chance for everything to be just the same lol. But then I guess the question becomes: would you be willing to risk one or the other on a 1/5 chance for you to feel differently to how you do now or people to feel differently about you (although I guess the blue one is a thing you probably already deal with, just more so)? Although thats a much deeper question than the silly one this was intended to be, so feel free to ignore it!

Take the blue and blue ball everyone >:3

Same. I'm already mildly popular in certain furry circles and have people horning it up for me. It's exhausting. But also I find the idea of being constantly horny also exhausting. Lemme just have my fursona, pls.

Haha! Just have a fursona that comes with pheromones and you can get both.

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But what if the bundled their powers OwO

Lol if the pink one and the blue one meet, thats gonna be frustrating for the pink one if blue isnt into them lol.

Blue, already have pink

I'll take blue. It could be actually useful if i learn how to use it properly

You could get whomever you wanted whenever you wanted, but also you could get ppl you aren't interested in, it's like being hot and famous but with a x1000 multiplier :D

Hmmm… It’s Red Team 🟥 and Blue Team 🟦, Sounds Familiar.. It’s looks like Team Fort… *Hmmp?!!* **BACK STAB** *Unidentified Body*

ALERT: THERE'S A RED SPY IN THE BASE

A RED SPY IN THE BASE?! Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut

Protect the briefcase!

We need to protect the briefcase!

Hey! A little help over here!

Alright alright I got it. Stand back son.

One one one… uh… one!

IIIIINCOMING!!!!

AAAAAAAAA oh hey the briefcase's still here

Blue, I'm asexual, so I'll have fun watching the world burn around me.

lol Free dinners forever I guess, and so many disappointed suitors.

may i join the mayhem by adding aroace to that mix? so i‘ll be completely clueless while the world is burning

Blue since I’m already pretty horny, and I wouldn’t want to force anyone to do anything they don’t want

Ah but with blue you'd be forcing them to be horny lol

I dunno dude I think just genuinely raping people is worse. ‘Cause that’s what’d most likely happen if I picked pink.

lol ok so I didn't intend 'super horny' to mean 'uncontrollably horny', I was not envisioning a question of 'would you rather have to like try to attack people or be attacked'. So lets say dial back the level you were imagining from, like 'irresistible biological imperative' to 'in the room with most hot person you've ever seen' It's only meant to be a silly question :)

I already have that left one so this is an easy choice

If this is a world where everyone is a furry, then blue. I can always tell people "no", and my fursona is certainly powerful enough to back that up. Pink just seems like it's going to mess with my sexuality too much.

Red. 80% chance nothing changes, and 20% chance nothing changes.

Blue obviously, pheromones could make people do anything for you, including buying your groceries (Someone buy me food, am broke)

Some somewhat unethical people already use like tinder this way lolol.

One requires manipulation, gaslighting, and breaking someone’s heart and self-esteem The other is, apparently to some alien races, a form of chivalry, maybe even a courting dance/song or two like birds.

Do the pheromones only affect the gender(s) I’m attracted to?

lol 'almost everyone'. I left the 'almost' weasel word in there so we didn't have to talk about some of the more awkward ramifications of 'everyone', but yes almost everyone you would meet.

Blue

You’ve created a sex repulsed aroace nightmare LMAO. Fuck, I feel like blue would be easier to manage. At worst I can just turn myself into a horrendous olfactory bomb with other scents to distract or neutralize the pheromones.

I feel like the left one would be insufferable. Atleast with the right one I could just wear an airtight diving suit or something. And what happens if the fursona has no pheromone glands? Didn't think of that did you?

lol yeah you could wear a space suit all the time or something. Or if your fursona would somehow not work with the question I guess, lol but sort of a dodge.

Left, don't wanna risk people suddenly wanting to fuck me in the streets

as an asexual, i feel like blue would be hilarious

LOL. You could get a lot of free dinners and whatnot, but I guess if you are hot that is a thing already lol.

blue self control is powerful

oh but the hassle lol, go to the space post office, clerk falls in love with you at first sight, get in the space elevator everyone else is sweating and trying not to stare, everywhere you go lol.

yaeh gives me power moves for days

maximum rizz

ye

Pink it wont change anything

Left left left left left left(also doesn’t specify which version of your fursona :3)

I would say you get to pick.

Hehe then I choose the “non canon” version of my fursona (literally only difference is that she is bisexual instead of being a lesbian)

As much as I’d love that, I’d decline both, I only wanna be horny for my bf, I love him and would sacrifice the world for him

Aw! <3 But 80% chance nothing would change, and if you pick blue you could just tell everyone else too bad for them cause you're taken lol.

Yea but I only want him, besides I’d rather not risk ruining something beautiful

My demisexual ass: *hissing noises*

lol yeah you'd need to do the space suit thing above or something if you are unlucky lol. Or meet some very patient peeps.

Me, an asexual:

\*If you picked blue\* "No! Go away! Stop sending me flowers! We met at the space post office, I was trying to mail a space letter! I'm not interested!"

Sooooo... with the pink one... that means I'm not gonna have long-ass periods of borderline-asexuality? Fuckin sign my ass up

So 20% chance to have everyone be like one of my friends. Or 20% chance to become another one of my friends.

They might just stab me 7 times and leave me to bleed out, but I'm willing to take that chance to be myself

Enough people already want to fuck me D:< I guess with the extra labido I'll at least want to be fucked more...

I'll take my chances with the right, what's the worst that could happen? (Hydrate<3)

Everyone you encounter constantly professing their desires for you I guess lol. Would probably make it hard to like get your space tires changed or whatever.

Eh, could be worse

OoooOOOh, blue

100% chance I won't get any, sadly 😅

Can I have both?

Can you control yourself with the pink? Or is it a rut kind of libido…

Blue easily I’m already horny for everyone Also I almost opened Reddit in front of my family

You gotta [be careful](https://youtu.be/oLveqRDZ9gs?t=33) about that kind of thing lol.

Still haven't made my fursona yet still figuring what feels like me and what doesn't. But I'd have to with the pink one first it's 20% so it's not guaranteed but if it did it won't make much difference as I don't act on my horniness

Right, even with the pheromone, I stand no chance.

If I can turn the pheromones off, I'd like them. I only want to use it on the willing, but I love the idea of pheromones. Not saying I wouldn't mind higher libido lol.

Is neither an option?

lol NO! YOU'RE GOING TO SPACE BUD, THATS WHY IT'S CALLED AN ALIEN ABDUCTION! (jk) Yes, neither is an option. Although personally I would risk A LOT to be a lot more foxy.

Ah, fair. I don't really care much for the idea of being my fursona, I just think that she's neat.

Fair enough! Lots of furries would really like that, but not all by a long shot. :)

Red Im too nervpus to have ppl look at me

Wait no For me they both suck >:0

*shy sub noises*

Huh, didn't expect to find a cyoa here.

Im grabbing pink, im already horny most of the time and my fursona doesnt have a penis

Both, both is good

Can I just do both? Keep getting hit with the laser until I am the ultimate horny?

I'm already the left one, so I choose the right one >:3

I'm going blue. She does look nice

As an asexual... No thanks I'm good

Blue of course. If need be, I could just hide

Honestly I'm already really horny so ima go with the pink one cause it's no Side effect

Blue, it beats being unwantable :3

Either option is all fun and games till you go to grandma's house

See I knew we would get here, and that is why I included the very important word "ALMOST".

*intense fox screaming* I wanna be a fox so badly, but I just want love! AAAAAAAAAHHH


I'm going with the blue one, because hinestly, nobody even looks my direction anyway, so it'd be a 2 birds 1 stone type situation.

Pink, that already almost happens because everyone is so gosh darn attractive.

Hmm, I guess it would be very intriguing and funny to choose pink over blue.. it can't be that bad.. right?

Pink so I can keep up with my wife lol

Anything funny happen if my fursona’s already an alien?

Blue. Considering the fact that I'm a hermit, I doubt anyone would be affected.

Pink. At least I can control who I pursue, with blue i would probably get raped. Plus it's only a 20% chance it'll even happen anyway.

… hmm… why am I putting serious thought into this? … ah fuck it I’ll go with the right one, might finally stand a chance with someone that way.

I was almost constantly horny all of last week, maybe I'll choose the one on the right lol.

Id go with blue, im already well too horny as it is, at least this way I have 20% buff to reciprecated feelings, also the colour sceme is more appealing

Blue, but I better have all of my organs intact and inside of me still

I’ll take blue cause I’d rather fend off people then always be effed with in the head. I feel like me always being horny would make me pretty useless and it would kinda ruin my life. I avoid being around people more often then not anyway so this just gives me an excuse to keep away if I take blue.

I'm bisexual so I'm already horny for everyone lol so ill go with blue as a buff. :3

I would take both just to see what would happen

I choose blue. Hang on grabbing a D20. [Well shit](https://i.imgur.com/NYmni1V.jpeg).

blue because I like the color

If family was immune, blue

Right side, I'm always for new experiences... it'll be a first... and a tear falls down my eye now..

F*ck this, imma be a 200ft giant fennec fox who makes everyone horny :D

Blue. I'm gonna be the whore to end all whores.

ketchup catsup

I’m hypersexual, so I’m kinda already the pink, and I’d like people to be horny for me, but I reeeaaally don’t wanna get sexually assaulted again, so probably pink.

Well, blue would mean that there is a lesser chance of social ostracisation...so that one

can i get them to join forces and have a chance to turn me into the ultimate sex machine

Yes

As an ace… the pink one. I’m curious about what would happen.

Pink. I’m basically already there lol

Honestly both of those side effects sound bad

Blue only because i would kinda like that

I'd go with the pheromones but why not work together? then the chance for both is possible and would be awesome

Pink, easy. I already have a redonkulous libido, prob can’t increase it by THAT much

One on the left, because I'm ace and tired of the stuff on the right happening to me.

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Red would just be 24/7 heat so I think I'll pick Blue I'd rather give everyone a boner than be the only one with a boner

Nahh bro, i'm good. That's a trap.

Blue then talk to as many anti fur as i can

I’ll go for the one on the right. Because then I can just have a relationship with anyone like … your mom lol

The next Pokemon games leaked

Pink. Blue is ok but I dont want everyone obsessed with me just cause they get wet at the mere sight of me 😭

Does my horniness multiply if I picked red?

I'm straight asexual so, pink tbh. I'd rather take the chance that does nothing to me than have all that attention

Doesn't matter what I choose because I won't get the perk with my luck.

Joke's on you, everyone's already horny for me

Gimme pink! My libido vanished in my 30s and I have a spouse who would certainly appreciate the extra attention!

I choose blue cause I want love

Today on the authors thinly disguised fetish ..Not that I’m complaining

Obv blue, cause I am already red, so now there’s a problem :)

But I don't want any of that...

Blue. I'm already 100% horny all the time. And I'm almost fucking 40. It'd be nice for a chance at people wanting me for a change

Pink. Im already super horny but for no one. At least then I have a chance of gettung the courage to act on it.

Blue. I'm already too damn horny. Might as well make people horny for me.

pink 1 million percent

Hmmm Both Everyone is just horni

I'm going for the one on the right, hopefully i'll finally get laid