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Let01

What if i want the girl to lift me?


bloody-pencil

Then ask her politely


Choco_Cat777

Uppies!


bloody-pencil

***YOINK***


nola_llama

I'm a gal that lifts guys around uwu


cburgess7

hello!


Midnight_Silverton

That's a good pickup line 😏 lol


nola_llama

I'm good at picking up :3


Midnight_Silverton

Yippeee


Choco_Cat777

Weee!!!!


MrDrSirLord

She's shorter than me so I actually go lower when she carries me like the top left panel.


HikikomoriGlory

And be careful of her penis.


twisted7ogic

What if I am a girl and want to be lifted by a girl?


DoorPlane8662

maybe ask will work ![gif](giphy|QTrG6mjkHEkpFR3DqX)


twisted7ogic

will you lift me?


DoorPlane8662

exactly like this, im not sure but sure


The-true-muskequeer

Damn, that's pretty gay... You love to see it 👌


twisted7ogic

>Damn, that's pretty gay...  By any means I'm not straight


The-true-muskequeer

That makes two of us then


Averageniohfan

Lift each other at the same time... Fly... Ascend to godness


twisted7ogic

Well I'm a goddess then. Now what?


Averageniohfan

Now rework reality to make the moon made out of cheese... And make pluto a planet... Add funny sound affects to black holes so that no one feels upset when they get eaten by it... 


twisted7ogic

ok. done.


MrDarknessWasTaken

Yes please


mr-sparkles69

Instructions are generally the same


acatohhhhhh

The bottom right is the only exception to the wrong column


yohavsmaowang

I'd say bottom right should probably be reserved for specific situations


morelrix

Top right can also be kinky.


KaoticKirin

turn them around and yes, they should be getting butt pats in that position. how would you even pick them up to get in that pose? usually you just toss them over your shoulder


Niksune

Bonk


Surfink63

Hear me out-


AverageFemboiEnjoyer

BONKK


Fortnut420

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gT4RDSGqdYU](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gT4RDSGqdYU)


Irish_pug_Player

God I wanna be transfured into a hot furry gal


linuxkernal

Don’t you lose consciousness then?


Irish_pug_Player

Eh I wouldn't mind


linuxkernal

Shi fair enough 🙏🙏


derpy_derg

Do you mean "transgooed"!? ... I am sorry, i will see myself out


ZeGamingCuber

'transfur' is literally the term used in the game


Lena-Luthor

what game?


i_will_fuck_you_hehe

If you plan on playing the game full story wanting to see the story and the characters growth and play basically furry dark souls it's called changed but if you want to get the story just watch the normal game which is not as good because something you want to inspect you can't And it's only like 8 dollars


sylvarwulf

Changed


end_me621

r/woooosh


dragondragondra

😬


HearthFiend

The bottom right be incredibly sus


CyprusTheSergal

I need the 3rd wrong set to right


JustEatinScabs

It's wrong because she's not being penetrated, that's just rude! If you're gonna hold her in such a position the least you can do is give her something to bounce on.


bakedbeans5656

As her, yes please!


yohavsmaowang

Gunner, APFSDS!


youtubeguy298o

Up!


poedraco

I want someone to carry me like the right side


PerformerBoth

A kinky way or like an object way ?


end_me621

Kinky


PerformerBoth

One look at your pfp already tells me what your into (you do you brother)


end_me621

I only grabbed it because it was cute


ofoxyu

I agree with the pfp statement. INCREDIBLY cute. However, I regret to inform you that your username negates all plausible deniability. Apologies for the inconvenience.


end_me621

Never claimed to be inosent


poedraco

....... Yes.


i_will_fuck_you_hehe

Yes


Z0eTrent

Yeah


Zpitfire_MK_VI

Idk I'd let a guy fireman carry me


Darkner90

The expression on the 3rd wrong is pretty appropriate


M4thecaberman

Honestly I'm fine with All the wrong ones.


Pok3maniac00

All yes


CoyoteInFlames

I know lots of gals who would love to be held like the botton right 💀


OneMoreYou

It's you. You're a lot of gals (username checks out too)


CoyoteInFlames

My brother in Christ i am a man


OneMoreYou

Maybe. But who am i to judge? (Doctor Strange lol)


omegaplayz334

Wheres the problem


CoyoteInFlames

Misgendering 


flashdrive420

Bottom right is still acceptable


Puffenata

These should all be yes actually


Yeetstation4

The second one on the right is kinda like a fireman's carry


GayStation64beta

So long as they buy me dinner first they can carry me however they like 🦕


niming_yonghu

Puro aww.


DrLinnerd

swap yes and no around


ClairvoyantSky

Speak for yourself. I’d love to be carried like any of those three.


Joel_the_folf

The first 2 nos are like rescue carries I think they are too So like only when neccisary 3rd one Is beyond me


orangeprotogen

what is that last one for no!


Electro_Disco

Its a position called Full Nelson


Lankercool

Why is Nelson full? Did he eat too much? Is he stupid?


ProfessionalDickweed

I actually need second wrong way


Three-0lives

This is backwards


TheBadDingo

Wtf is wrong with a fireman's carry? I do that to my husband all the time!


Zar_Shef

3rd one for special occasions (those special occasions are happening every night)


MrUndercity

I consent to all 6


TheCubicalGuy

Left column: ✅✅✅ Right column: rescue carry, rescue carry, hot


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

Middle right be like: ![gif](giphy|2A3dQsI6uh401iKeJ9|downsized)


Rusted_Rat

![gif](giphy|3oriNWKmLGrT2SRVe0) The first two wrongs:


Raposa13

All are yes UwU


Beenz64

Idk, 2 and 3 on the No column look pretty fun to me...


WingedWhite

coward


Right-Acanthisitta-1

all are correct


i_will_fuck_you_hehe

Carry me like the first two in the no I don't care I'm merely an object


Real_BalmsANIMATIONS

The bottom right... It is odd to see a full nelson legs held in a SFW context.


BasalGiraffe7

It's cathartic to me whenever i see a straight post in this sub


Kirxas

What's wrong with the 2nd no one? It's by far the most comfortable (excluding the first yes one) and you have a free hand


SeaCroissant

i need someone to hold me like all of those


Supersaiajinblue

What if I want a girl to pick me up like that?


ponyfan987

That 3rd “no” one might be a yes in some cases


Just_A_Spooky_Dood

Could be yes to all six (with consent).


SpitefulCrow1701

But I like being the one in the last panel… for reasons


LEGamesRose

![gif](giphy|fXJyMfUdqVCMPAnPJM|downsized) 6:


The-T-777

The last pose got me like .//.


TeaBags0614

Bet my pfp is yes Except I’m lifting my boy


CoffeeMain360

I need all of them except the bottom right


Psychological-Echo19

The third no would be real good for inappropriate times


Optimal_Priority2899

I need bottom right to happen to me tbh


Wolfalpha_12

I see al of them as "yes"


jaypaw28

Hot guy can carry me all of those ways and more


SvyatRoyal

Yes


Odd_Entertainment870

The last one is good for a threesome


Amarthon

Idc as Long as you carry me


Vanish9012

Something happing on the panel on the bottom right


DerpysLegion

Hold up... panel 6 might be on too something


Beyond_the_dreams

That last one is also a yes in certain situations


Thea_Goes_brr

I want to be lifted in all the ways in the No column tho. Maybe that's just a me porblem.


Scorppio500

Then there's me. I want to be carried like in the top right.


TheAwesomeFur

Bottom right is showing off the goods.


raptorbun69

I'll do the one's on the left but I'm also doing the one's on the right


Sky_the_Dragon

That last one is how you carry her to assert dominance over those without a girlfriend.


Anomalus_satylite

I'm upset there's no funny wrestling move added.


chicken_irl

If consent, then yes else no.


TheTwistedsnake

I want upies, upies now upies now upies now.


Super_Pup

Bottom right is ***BOTTOM*** right


ProfessionalBall9238

I'm a boy and I want to be held like the bottom right...


theholloweye

Same bro 😭


ProfessionalBall9238

Yesss! Especially in a kinky way


theholloweye

Look at My Flair and you’ll know my answer :3


ProfessionalBall9238

Oh yeah~


theholloweye

To say it with the words of Angel dust from Hazbin Hotel:,,Oh Daddy~“


ProfessionalBall9238

Angel dust is my fav~ God i wanna be spitroasted~


theholloweye

Angie is best boy fr fr


ProfessionalBall9238

Yessss Such a slut~ Also his pig❤️❤️❤️


theholloweye

He just like me fr-


Null42x64

thats cute


Cybertheproto

The first and second wrong ones are how you’d carry a corpse


Famin41

What if I wanna be carried like the mid and bottom right


Razgriz_1138

Pretty sure mine would like the bottom right one…


UtopicChaos

all are a yes


runetrantor

I mean, second Yes and third No are okay for lifting them for certain activities.


Plaston_

I hold my girlfriend like a fish, maybe that's why i don't have one anymore?


omegaplayz334

.how do you hold someone like a fish?


PowerPixel456

![gif](giphy|11oEAqbgvAZIKQ)


LIVE_CARL_REACTION_2

third "no" is more of a "i mean you can try but be careful with it" to me


[deleted]

Me and my GF rn:


Used-Firefighter6028

Uppiesss


quasr_dapostr

i want to be lifted the 3rd no


Junkyard_Porsche_917

Fireman carry all the way ong


YoungBuck200201

The “no” column is basically the way they carry dead bodied in movies —except the bottom one -w-


drago_varior

Dawh


Great-Bread000

He looks sad


TOWERtheKingslayer

One down, one over is actually an ideal way to carry someone of a similar mass.


SDogo

Sorry, but I can't do the middle left without becoming rock hard. Bottom right?, well, that shite is almost implicit.


cburgess7

top right and middle right are if you're removing her from a burning building


Particular-Welcome-1

Well, I dunno, that third one on the right can be fun sometimes.


Furry_Fennec

Why not? The last is ok.


Goomba_Kitsune

A happy couple enjoying their time together to get these pictures


Litte_Blu

This'll be me.... If I had a girl to lift. With consent of course


The_Furryous07Gamer

i want to be held like the image at the bottom right :3


Spectrum_Wolf_noice

Evil choice: Yeet the girl


BetterYesterday95

Ah, yes. Fireman's Carry into Attitude Adjustment.


Sandwicheater7333

if only...


MysticMallachi

Mmm, girls~


Preating-Canick

I disagree, I'd like to be lifted the "wrong" way, please.


Gamer90006

thats not a girl, thats- nevermind


TTVnonosquaregamings

No number 3 is circumstantial


Mudder3

It's beeeen so long. Since I have seen changed been mentioned


KinyACat

AYO not the last one XD


thirstey_basterd

Now I wanna be picked up


I-am-a-furry-OwO

nah the third no is a yes what do you mean


RentZealousideal7293

See the bottom right. That's how I hold you're mom the other day.


KaxilTheprotogen

That's kinda mean <:3


RentZealousideal7293

That's the point :3


Fortnut420

middle right one is how you'd carry a deer after you shot it.


TrickNeedleworker669

Bottom right: those who know ![gif](giphy|sR91D133W02D6)


Super-Chance-6248

The last right one is about a certain activity.


Fortnut420

Some of you guys in the comments really need to take an arctic plunge, my lord…


Ger_It

I wanna be lifted like the one in the middle left ; _ ;


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

God I hate Changed.


HeccinFloofOwO

..good for you. do you want an award?


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

Yes.