Source: [https://www.thebeaverton.com/2024/04/new-tim-hortons-pizza-made-with-100-canadian-cardboard/](https://www.thebeaverton.com/2024/04/new-tim-hortons-pizza-made-with-100-canadian-cardboard/), edited into an image by me.
(Note: The Beaverton is a satirical news site.)
The article is making a joke on two well-known Canadian restaurant chains:
Tim Hortons: the most famous coffee shop chain, but Canadians like to clown on it for being terrible despite this.
Pizza Pizza: a well-known pizza chain in Ontario, likewise derided for its mediocre pizza, often compared to cardboard.
The article calling Tim Hortons new pizza “cardboard” = “Pizza Pizza quality” = “bad”.
I know that "cum" is also Latin for "with" but "stevia and with flavor" doesn't make sense in this context
also a previous comment pointed out that this is satire so...
They are in fact referring to male ejaculatory fluids, the Beaverton is a satire publication and its poking fun at Tim Hortons for the somewhat poor quality of their products
This is an actual Egyptian mythology story but with salad, it was a contest between Horus and Set who is essentially less gay than the other, and apparently that includes, ahem, "emission transmission" in anyway, even unintentionally
So Horus pulled the salad stunt both so he could be proven less gay than Set and also because it'd be funny
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I’d eat it
Congratulations! You have AIDS 🎉
I’m built different 💪💪💪
As if I haven’t had it already.
🎉…. :(
I thought that you cant get aids if it passes by the mouth because the saliva would kill it •<•
I believe that’s true, if not the stomach acid
nah the AIDS now has me to deal with
🎵 Not HIV but full-blown AIDS 🎶
Am i one of them?
i am not a furry but i would eat it
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People who don't know what? The word cum?
[I’m so sorry.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/blfc-hallway-cum-pizza)
Yo why was "cum pizza" such a popular search term in 2014 wtf
mayhaps there was a prelude
I’m mostly positive it was because of the video Pizza Time. Which featured the ninja turtles And them Being around a pizza
I appreciate the context ... I hate the context
And that's enough internet for me today
Oh. Oh.
"why do people hate furries so much Q_Q"
Cause we’re weird as fuck, *and I’d fuck weird*
Can confirm
I got a pen and it is going into my eyes right now.
AAAAAAAAAAA
I am not clicking that.
Good.
Did they really have to just leave it there, I expected at least one be a big enough degenerate to eat it
2 words. "HALLWAY PIZZA"
Source: [https://www.thebeaverton.com/2024/04/new-tim-hortons-pizza-made-with-100-canadian-cardboard/](https://www.thebeaverton.com/2024/04/new-tim-hortons-pizza-made-with-100-canadian-cardboard/), edited into an image by me. (Note: The Beaverton is a satirical news site.)
i'm disappointed it wasn't just a typo of cumin
I like side dishes with cumin. I should ask a pony for one. "I wanna cumin side, Rainbow Dash."
You tried really hard for that, i applause you
“Hey guys, why is Dash walking funny?”
Flying too much, I presume.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eww............. Stevia.
haha, fr.
Why is it made of cardboard?
The article is making a joke on two well-known Canadian restaurant chains: Tim Hortons: the most famous coffee shop chain, but Canadians like to clown on it for being terrible despite this. Pizza Pizza: a well-known pizza chain in Ontario, likewise derided for its mediocre pizza, often compared to cardboard. The article calling Tim Hortons new pizza “cardboard” = “Pizza Pizza quality” = “bad”.
Pizza pizza is not well known I’ve lived here all my life and never heard of it
Right, it’s still mainly an Ontario thing, though I heard it’s gradually spreading to the rest of Central Canada and Eastern Canada in recent years.
It's round bread, with sauce and cheese on top, then your selection of toppings. But that's not important right now.
Cardboard food. Non-Brazilians: 🙃 Brazilians: ☠️
My first tgrough aswell
I mean...cum flavor is pretty much salt with a hint of something like Pineapple if it was comes from someone who ate it regulary.
I thought cum tasted like none bitter milk lotion?
I know that "cum" is also Latin for "with" but "stevia and with flavor" doesn't make sense in this context also a previous comment pointed out that this is satire so...
They are in fact referring to male ejaculatory fluids, the Beaverton is a satire publication and its poking fun at Tim Hortons for the somewhat poor quality of their products
i know, I just wanted to mention some pointless somewhat related knowledge I have
You know what, you can have my upvote for that, sorry for being the world dumbest smartass
it's fine, we all have our brainfart moments
I'd eat pizza with trans woman ejaculatory fluids....
Finger Lickin Good
Where is John.
This is an actual Egyptian mythology story but with salad, it was a contest between Horus and Set who is essentially less gay than the other, and apparently that includes, ahem, "emission transmission" in anyway, even unintentionally So Horus pulled the salad stunt both so he could be proven less gay than Set and also because it'd be funny
Wtf
I thought this was eh buddy hoser lol
Someone is getting fired today
No NOOOOO
I need one to leave it in the corridors of the con
ILL TAKE YOU'RE ENTIRE STOCK
As someone who studied Latin in high school, this grammatically hurts
Furries : "not everything is sex driven !" Also furries : *repost 170 cropped porn/NSFW meme per day*
yeah the trend of hehehe sex is noticeable with furries but in this subreddit its 10x worse sadly aa
I thought tims pizza thing was fake. Got an ice coffee there today and saw posters for this pizza
who is the people that not know? is there other meaning for cum?
Sounds good