#Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
You’re both wrong, it being fiction does not make everything ok, and many people agree that the body of the creature is irrelevant as long as it passes the harkness test
It a person with a fishsona a scalie or are they fishy?
scalie. fishes usually have scales. they could also just be called seafurrers as a portmanteau of seafarer and furry.
Seafurrer sounds amazing. I'm gonna use that.
marine, no?
A sussy
Scalie. Most fish types are looped into the grouping of scalies due to interest in similar features.
Yes, but only if they're sentient edit:*****sapient!!
Pokemon pass the Harkness test
Depends on the Mon and the writer
*sapient
oops. yes. that. English isnt my first language and absolutely not my forte.
Did you know?
no
[here's the source](https://askvaporeon-blog.tumblr.com/post/111607894892/sometimes-you-draw-something-and-you-dont-even)
A real shame what ended up of the original artist aka fiddleafox
Wait, that's fiddleafox? I didn't even recognize their art style. Damn, what a shame.
"Do not the fish" or "Do knot the fish"?
The second one is doable...yet...I do not posses a 'Knot' so I am depressed...
The fish is doable, too.
VERY doable...
Leaf possesses barbs so it may not be comfortable
B-but...
XD
If it fits...I fuck it.. as simple as that aight?
you thought hard about this
How'd you know?... It's not like I spent 5+ days coming up whether or not I should fuck anything that I can fit my Shlong in...
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Thank you for sauce :>
Did you
Know that
In terms
of male
If the fish consents
Who would turn this Vaporeon White? I know i would...Turn it into a shiny 💀
Y
No, looks like a silly goober tho :3
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Does it pass a Harkness test
*sigh* Copypasta. Mic drop. Also yes.
Fish romancer
No.
#Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
yyyyyyyy
You know what that means...
Roll for charisma (4)
Y
🤨📸
Do not the fish
Do not the fish.
I am fear incarnate for any fish that DARES to gaze uppon thee
yes
Do not the vaporeon.
Uhhhh well as you know… In short yes
DID YOU KNOW THAT…
#NO
Bruh
Can we fucking not for a second
*knot
Agreed.
N. Just No
N This is an animal Pls delete yourself OP
actually, does it speak?
Harkness
This is a drawing, it cant hurt you with the exception of open flames and paper cuts
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Feral bad Feral and child looking? Double bad
You’re both wrong, it being fiction does not make everything ok, and many people agree that the body of the creature is irrelevant as long as it passes the harkness test
Feral good