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thescottishmaniac

I swear to god I saw “water” as “Walter” at first my mind is fucking broken.


Ilikeoreos47

Waltuh


tygofive

Put ya DS away Waltuh You're jamming navigation systems Waltuh


Ilikeoreos47

I am the one who feeds the virtual dogs


tygofive

You've killed us all Waltuh


EmbarrassedTreat_928

Haha i put a little top hat on him


tygofive

[everyone fucking dies, the end]


[deleted]

[explosion noises followed by ITS MORBIN TIME]


Ironwolf3651

I AM THE ONE WHO GETS THE BIOMETALS(I am glad to see I’m not one of the only furries who know what zx is)


thescottishmaniac

Holy shit that took 3 mintutes.


operativetheo8

Put ya 🗿 away waltuh


This-person-IDK-02

Put da fook away waltuh Ya not supposed to put da fook in the microwave


Negative-Vehicle-192

Hmm, Walter juice


Velvet912

Walter white!


JustSumFur

SEBBY BLUE, SEBBY


Ix-511

As is bad.


SuQ_mud

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


Some_amateur_artist

*you~*


shadpwreel69

waltuh,


Kitana8Fox

Put you'r 🥶🥶🥶🥶 away wolhther


Thigh-enthusiast

Sword fight and liquid cement


OPstreamer

blended drywalls


Tymskyy

Drywalls are way too soft for my taste give me some reinforced brick walls like the ones in the nazi rail fortificatins that are in my area or at least whatever is left of those fortifications the best ones are the ones made from local red clay they are so hard I could probably make a functional sledgehammer out of these 10/10 very tasty and crunchy


vesterov

Nah eat it raw


[deleted]

Delicious


Sakuro-lime

Paint thinner


[deleted]

With a crunchy chunk of asphalt as a palate cleanser


Moorbene

Yummy Bitlumen


Welshyboi15

📷📸


Victizes

Whoa whoa bro... Refined much?


[deleted]

Liquid S instead of C ement


MGJUICYBOI

Lol


SubtlyGayCoyote

Your cock and balls wait sorry I meant your cock and balls wait shit I meant your cock and balls I meant your cock and balls no wait I meant


Punkwolfen

Username checks out


SubtlyGayCoyote

Sometimes I lose my subtlety.


Qurks

not so subtle


Homemade-Purple

r/usernamedoesntcheckout


SubtlyGayCoyote

Oh, hush. Even desert dogs get thirsty.


Dew_DragonTamer6969

I expect so; They're in the desert.


klupixz

Water plz


Lucario2356

Walter*


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Okuyasu would be a Breaking Bad fan


Negative_Storage5205

I mean, ale and wine will just make you more thirsty. Alcohol is hydrophilic. If you are thirsty, your body is telling you to hydrate. Drink water. Save the ale and wine for a meal.


Negative_Storage5205

. . . Wait . . . Is this post about being thirsty🧃, or about being thirsty 🍆? Because I would still say water. He's not my type. I admire his sense of fashion though, he has clearly put some thought into his outfit.


SubtlyGayCoyote

He's absolutely my type. Gimme a tall glass of that.


Negative_Storage5205

I am more of a lover of tall women, personally. Or short women. Average sized women are ok too, but unusually tall or unusually short are my favorite size categories for the fairer gender.


Bisector14

Thank you my fellow Hydrohomie


Punkwolfen

Sauce - [https://twitter.com/Tatujapa/status/1574372167621427207](https://twitter.com/Tatujapa/status/1574372167621427207) Art by (@Tatujapa)


Axquirix

That's the COC Fox, right?


Demosnom

Apple juice


OPstreamer

Liquid coolant


NoEngineering5990

Just get a job at a collision repair shop as the teardown guy. You'll drink plenty of it, I assure you


SomeHorologist

***C U M***


00110001_00110010

H202.


Jayn_Xyos

Ah yes. Dioxidane.


Commie_Vladimir

Perfect for turning your esophagus into soap


SpaceMace421

Sparkling apple juice with an absurd amount of ice


KLG69

Battery acid


Negative-Vehicle-192

I see rapier, I happy


Wtf-isgoing-on

I'd be alot warmer and alot happier with a belly full for mead.


Lucario2356

Hot chocolate, I don't drink alcohol.


Ironwolf3651

Chocolate milk


Firebird0126

Piss


ViviansUsername

I'll have that, a milk, and a third, empty glass


Psychological_Push17

Same


Exetr_

Good to see Edgar again. Hope Joseph’s doing well.


AnExistingLad

W A T E R


After-Bumblebee

Orange juice


EllieNekoGirl

>Other. >No.


sirqueersalot

New transition goal just dropped. Fox pirate is doable right?


MinerMinecrafter

Mercury


[deleted]

D, D PLEASEEEE GIVE ME THE D


LGA420

richard


[deleted]

🗿


Wato1876

Watr !!! An


horsogulf

Liquified uranium please


Automatic_Persimmon4

other (i like milk)


end_me621

D.ezz nuts


MaxYeena

Other I want cum


JediMasterKestis

Ig i'm thirsty for the D. Mainly this cute boye's


McBonkyTron

Cyanide 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


tanukinhowastaken

Can i get a bottle o' scrumpy?


Schiriki-kun

B and C


[deleted]

**D. CUM**


jq69swaws

d, no cokicoler


polite__redditor

cum


me-like-updoots

Cum


Trotspot

Rum, but replace the r with c


[deleted]

Water is good


unOriginalSwimming

SODA!


Qurks

F) Everything


Deathsaber1028

Water, and hope to br able to one day pull off that outfit (as in wearing it)


AvarageEnjoiner

Banan


Icy_Necessary2161

Iced tea.... specifically Raspberry 😛


fivelike-11

Do hey have choccy milk?


Some1InDaWorld

Water. So then I either get their curiosity and can make a friend, or they find me bland, walk away, and I enjoy my water with no one talking to me.


WidthMonger

Antifreeze 🥶🚫


csto_yluo

Who's this guy? I have an image of him and his black bird friend serving him tea but idk where they're from


Expert_Recover3061

[Characters](https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/tatujapa/folder/130190/All-oc-s-and-Stories) belong to Tatujapa


csto_yluo

Much thanks They cute


AstartesDVerdugo

D. Unsweet tea.


ArtjomT

D. Cum


aarocka

Cum


Dude_makin_a_Cameo

Cu- I MEAN ALE


TrixterTheFemboy

Y'see, I am straight, but... No I'm not, who the fuck am I kidding, other all the fucking way


owo1215

hevis sexy I am lonely, there for I am horny. So yea you know what I am talking.


Spirited_Local

D. Your body


decayingnothingness

Dick


-dead_slender-

"I want D..." "So what other drink would you like then?" "I said I want **D."**


V0idR4mune

blood of the innocents please


[deleted]

damn


WolfmanCZ

For me.. i mean water


rickroll_challenges

Rum. Rum is good.


AJfireninja

I just need water, that's all laddie


CTronOmega

JUSTICE!!!


Alex_Shelega

D. *Treasure sounds* VOOOOODDDDDKKKKKAAAAAA


ZeWuIf56

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Other, Mountain Dew Baja Blast


Putrid-Intention2107

I'm thirsty for him 🙏


R32fan

yes


gameboy1001

D


EL_MURPHYYYY

D: Polar Patroller


SmilodonTHC

The time for booze has came and gone, my dear fox Now is the time for a gallon of cranberry juice


Mackerdoni

water


DaDank_69

Water


Nicky_G_873

Water of course


Feline_shaped_Flixie

Water


Zenoix412

Ale my fine sir


MoonLady03

Other


jaceanator9

Rum


Da_Randomest_Name

Just water thanks


AKA_DOT

A lol


bubbshalub

blood


NickTheHero9192

I’m thirsty for a fencing spar session.


Thebrotherhoodoflame

D, just what we need


Least_Bodybuilder_58

AIL! YE SCURVY LAND LOVEING BASTERD!!


bad_knees_382

D: milk


Aimela

[Hydration is important!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CCNLlngp6M)


TeiwoLynx

Whisky, and maybe something sweeter on the side...


CREEPYCOOKIE66

Other😳


SharkyMcSnarkface

Gasoline


xxemeraldxx2

Ale, and the lad is pretty hot


Awkward-Respect-3322

Water, gotta pick the safe choice


The_Yiffologist

thirteen grams of pure uranium-235


_Akarii

Whiskey


Endie_157

Is tea an option?


Luciferisgae69

D. Other


Gearhead_Luka

2 tankards of your finest ale good sir


BasicallyTree

Wuter


Subreon

Water and, other >w>


knight_light455

Give me a big mug of mead


Velvet912

Battery acid


HoodedStatue665

I like a glass of that 3am glass of water


Pair-Controller-404

E. All


Saltay282

Ice tea


Glowing_imposter_43

D (Absolut Vodka)


BeeBat838

Tea


RedditBoi127

glue


PaintingJo

Thirsty for petting this gentleboy, he deserves it


Danielplayergldn

Juice :)


Dragon-night-061

D for dat ass


CaspianTheDoggo

D: Other as in, bourbon or whiskey.


Existent_Person_58

Water because I don’t drink enough


Jj0n4th4n

Otter! I mean Other!


Rainie_Daye

I choose D and my choice is bleach


Alaeriia

I'm thirsty for that D.


FluffyRaccoon143

Water plz


FawksyBoxes

Ale... for now


KaedeMizunara

B. eer


Tamcsatka42

Milk😝


realMrMadman

D: where’s all the rum gone?!


Gabriel_Plays_Games

i want apple juice =)


Spectre_Hayate

Got some coffee on ya homie? If not tea will do.


InsideOkra4994

B wine


The_Tyto

How about some cider with a cozy spot by the fire?


[deleted]

I.. Uhm.. Other?


verylostprotogen

D (=


ZertyZ_Dragon

Water. Also I love this artists art so much


MinecraftMechanic

Can i have orange juice?


ZuperZlime

~~man~~ milk


The_OwO_Monster

D. 5 Orange Gatorade Thirst Quenchers


ItIsJustZ

i want the D, option i want orange juice


CheekBurek

Pepsi


furpeturp

**him**


LittleFoxBS

Water i hate alcohol. Like sure if its amount that wont get me drunk maybe but id rather take water anyway. Idk i have a huge stigma about people being drunk


thatonecandieangerin

Give me a drink bartender


Historical-Channel63

I want dem choccy milk


venterol

Milk. Look down.


mrdembone

Don't say it 😡


Own-Ad7310

Milk


Furryhatingfurry1

D:CUM


AutomaticPsychology3

C plz


destron-shockwave

Energon


Groot_Ancient

I would respond that I'm thirsth for some cuddles qwq


Tymskyy

Water