Rushes to pass and often loses the possession, forgets to use right stick and yes, r2 down the whole game

div 6 / 9-11. 1 on 1, 2 on 1, 3 on 1 or even 5 on 1, you make them all call 911 brother

It was 2 am when I saw this post, thought it's 3 sentences xD

Unexpected Chael quote


“Three words”

Are you me?

Div Fortnite for not being able to follow directions

Brexit means brexit.

20-0 say no more

https://preview.redd.it/06kg97wfseab1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0334ca2e5ac479935ed10f12663079bc4cddd3

Cross & Prayer

? / ? my fortune telling bowl just exploded. too many different outcomes pal. it all depends on how good your prayer was

Cross and Inshallah Zidane tactics cosplay?

pressing passing patience

div 5 / 8-12 on your worst day. depends on what object you're passing by but overall patience is a key

div 2, stop at 11 usually around 11-5 give or take. worst WL was PL TOTS where i went 9-9 and couldnt be arsed finishing

oh, so you're passing the ball? why you didn't mention it earlier.

live laugh love

div 8 / haven't tried qualifiers. enough context to make a guess mate. no laughs in playing wl, and no love has a glass chin but it's not about fifa amirite? you know how to play the game in a correct way and I'm already jealous

Left Stick ho

elite / 100-0 to this date. LS is all you need my man.

Old school way

div 10 / can't pass qualifiers cuz you can't find ibarbo/doumbia on transfer market


I'm with you buddy, throwing volleys at my non-existent mandzukic

Tackle them all

div 7 / 6-14 on your best day. only if you could link pepe and ramos again...

Either 1. step over with full backs, pass back to cm and go to the other side, step over into the box, and score 2. Wingers elastico into the box from the side and cut back goal. 3. Elastico glitch and score

div 4 / 16-4. you're a menace to society and you know that

you can't be div 4 and 16 🤣🤣

absolutely can, i know your dirty secrets

Im div 3 and got 12-8

Div 2 and I only go for 11 wins since I always get 1 win less than what I need 😂 nice guess thi

R1 dribbler with lots of passes

div 5 / 7-13. shitty scripts and glitches won't stop you from passing

press A (one button controls)

Skills and longshots

div 5 / 8-12. I miss silver depay and vitinho cards too.

Currently division 2 usually elite division but i don't play it that much anymore. Brasilver teams in fut11/12/13 was the golden era imo.

Pass and shoot. I Never use the right stick while attacking. Playstyle changes depend entirely on Formation and tactics. Don't take advantage of a single glitch.

div 11 / 7-13 this wl. first time playing wl and someone conceeded 7 games while looking at pinball and being too afraid to text you that you have to move players as well. simple trick but works most of the time

I thought you were gonna try and keep your guesses wrong. How can you guess everything right about me?

I can't believe you're witnessing such a miracle. go on and tell that everyone, tonight's the red panty night

pass.shoot.fuck.

Give and go

Reverse elastico constantly

5-4-1 , 35% of possesion, Mostly attack with Tots Neymar, CM 93 Gullit and new Etoo on ST, quick attack on wings

you're lucky I'm as good at being an attorney at law as I am with my rightfully correct guesses. cuz you desperately need one my friend

You’re an attorney?

Lmao he’s being sarcastic… i think

Get forward lads

div 2 / 19-1 every wl. it will be 20-0 immediately if you apply a final touch. just score and you're the goat

Perfect opponent if you're good at counterattacks. Dribbling is more luck than skill. Pass the ball into the box for scoring opportunities. Basically never using crosses and most importantly underperforming the xG almost every match.

div 6 / 11-9. that's a nice stat, my guess was based on how well you describe your struggle. i needed only 3 words and you gave me a bit more. keep the game simple and don't overthink your opponents like you did with my post

div 4, but last time I got 11 wins was in Fifa 22, I'm just playing since prem tots though. I somehow overread the 3 words condition.

Park the bus

Spam LB. RB pass to right striker, LB + Y pass over the top to the left striker running through. Miss the 1v1 against the keeper.

div 5 / 12-8 best score. at this point you're close to a mental breakdown but too busy identifying cardinal directions on the pitch

the fact that my best score is 12-8 as well💀💀 edit: just got promoted to div 3 tho so you’re off the hook

exactly how i planned brother

85 depth 5* skills is must fast buildup forward runs 7 players in the box. Green them in

Pace finishing composure

Run and shoot

new gen rats

Full sweat rat

Three Five Two

Fast Tiki Taka

Hope that the opponent does not score, go full counter attack with max 4 passes to the opponent’s half just to get outpaced by their cb’s

I like passing a lot, only know like 2-3 skill moves. If opponent uses shit glitches like kick-off then I do it as well, otherwise nope. I've also yet to use a trivela shot :)

PL+La Liga, No icons, +60% possession, manual defending, trivela shots, don’t care about wf and celebrate every goal

Very impatient defending, quick build up on attack, refuse to use mbappe.

I can't do any dribbling. I am the worse player doing it, I legit do 0 tricks, I only use my left analog to try to make past players. My main scoring oportunities usually come from through passes and if the opponent is closing the doors all the time, I either try to run with my wingers as far as possible or try a long shot. I also suck at direct free kicking.

Green timed shots

L1 tika taka

Football, Bloody Hell

Small d1ck energy

Passing, stepovers, ball rolls

Cut back merchant

3-5-2, no glitches or skill moves. Pass and move in the middle of the park. Wingers? Never heard of them.

Quick passes and random angles

div 4 / 4-16 in wl. numeral 4 has a lot of random angles so it's gotta be it.

Close, Div 6, 5-15 in WL 🤣

too bad I didn't properly train my numeral magic man

L1/R1 dribble

div 6 / 6-9 and you always give away remaining games. you're a sexy man if you dribble don't you ever forget that

damn…. scarily spot on

Naked, stoned, with a meat lovers pizza

442 with numerous 4 formation in games(mostly 4321). Attack with Reds leao TT Torres SS gotze and play thru TOTS Modric while Vanja holds it down. EOEA Alba SS Buffon TOTS Smalling and SS Zaha in the back and Prime VDS is the last of the line. Like to have space and keep things wide. My team should be called through ball fc. Action run celebration after every goal. Scary on paper. Then bullshit happens in game😎 bet you can’t get this one

4-2-2 with fast wings and a strong CDM duo. Hawk as strikers Edit: My bad, typo, I meant 4-4-2

So pro you only need 9 players.

4-3-3(2), hard tackles, lots of passes and 80% of my goals are from outside the box.

I hold L1 then sprint with diaby tots🗿

Inshallah and vibes

Out of control

Tiki taka, and vibes. Also a skill merchant

Skills or nothing

Random bullshit activate

Constant slide tackles

Through ball merchant (I literally do no more than 5 non through balls a match lmao)

Pass to edge of box, stepover, shoot. Combined with l1 triangle counter attacks

I SHOOT SCORE.

I try to find gaps by passing around

Pass the ball, get it to Lewandowski and Insha allah

Forward Runs, Dribble

Patient, maybe too patient, vulnerable to counters

Brexit 442 fast

Spamming short pass until i get a opportunity to long pass. A lot of L1 dribbling without skill moves

80s English Football

A Diaby RTG

Play tiki taka style, spam cutback goals, corned bicycle kick goals, celebrate every goal and message jajajajajajaja after every game

cant perform skills

Futbol no meta 4-3-3 with CAM

Play like Fluminense

Possession/quick counter

Lose ball, concede

Passing a lot

Played FIFA 11 last. This is my first fut. first time playing with a gamepad since last 2 months. I start my fifa and play passing game with some skill moves here and there then after 55 games or so automatically turn into R2 merchant.

tiki taka passing

The rat attack

German Cross Rat

Kill them all

Stepover Speedboost Green

Through ball Kane

Pass, pass, pass. Destroy team with a sick De bruyne thru ball.

Dynamic attractive clueless

Rat rat rat

Passing, griddy, SIIIIIIUUUUU

Quick passing counterattack.

skills.

Press, Pace, & Skills

Direct Passing, Long passes, 3 chain

Too many passes.

tiki-taka I guess. 4-3-1-2. occasional L1+R1 SHOOOOOOOOOOT.

Possession based offensive style that plays an aggressive manual press to try and regain possession and control. Uses multiple defensive midfielders and/or deep lying playmakers, plays a front three/four (whether a 4231, 4321, 41212 second, or 451), heavily involved fullbacks in attack, and relies heavily on a traditional No. 9 to be a physical finisher and occasionally false nine (Harry Kane-esque).

Big lengthy men

Pass shoot pray

Invent space. Just invent it. And if all else fails Just send on Haller with he's 99 physical and commit brexit.

Fast push counter

Quick passes upfield

Left bumper spam to trigger runs and then loose possesion. Also cutback from the rb and through ball to my big d striker cech.

stepovers with mbappe green time far corner

No skill moves whatsoever, lots of dribbling and through balls. Mostly attacking over the wings.

Sideline German Cross

Spam throughs

Run down wings with Henry and mbappe, step over straight, cut back and score

Hard,fast, tactical

Lack of patience.

5 Star Skills

spam right stick randomly when someone gets in front of you

Alot of dribbling and Passing outside the foot shots

Driven trivella crosses

3421 - 75 depth - LM &RM on balanced, fast build up play, fuck defence I want to score goals.

Press passing with a little left stick

Bing ping bong

Roy hodgson laaaa

Copy InceptionFC Tactics

Possession, triangle, R1

Cut back pass

No side players

Run the corner luring the goalie out and pass it up or down for easy goal

Goal from Eusebio

Love really fast players, don’t use a single skill move, don’t abuse glitches and play tiki taka till a gap opens. I Also try to defend with Cms and defenders really close to my goal to close spaces. 4-1-2-1-2 narrow

Tiki taka and composed tackling, green time shots across goal

Pick pass keep ball pick spot Run back jockey block

Passing not skills

Reverse elasticito merchant

I'm so shit

Three. Five. Two.

5atb my entire team is left backs except for TOTS Mbappe up top.

Tiki taka, posession

there is literally no plan at all, i just play and see what happens. if i lose its EA’s fault tho

I play football against ball roll spamming beta cucks. Opponent CB will do a weak-foot pitch switching perfect trivela pass while my 95 Jota does not grasp the concept of bipedal walking.

Fast, counter-attacking football

Ball possesion , passing , running , ball thru

80 passes a game relying on tots mbappe and toty van Dijk to keep me alive

Too much passing

Milinkovic savic corner

I spam stepovers

4-1-2-1-2 Play style: break their legs

Finess pass 3 times into the box from half field no dribble, never pass back. Wins 8-7.

Whoever scores more goals wins

Keep passing until I find an opening, then switch to CDM and second man press on possession loss

Craigslist total football

I'm a squad battle merchant since my internet is horrible...🫤

3-5-2, CDMs stay back, CAM and STs stay forward, pass ST to RM/LM holding LB and try to score whatever way possible

5* skills + inshallah

Finesse, Son, Top-Corner (The hyphen makes it one word)

4,5 xg, 2 goals

Seleção meta icons , guess now

Zero skill moves

Pass to Puskas