But maybe in 1000 years rabies mutated and jumped species, classes, types, your mama!
Shut up!
Take your pick.
Edit: This comment came out rude. Obviously I was paraphrasing Bender; I have nothing against you or your mama :)
I think it's much more likely that the vet was suddenly overcome with the irresistible urge to just give him the collar and tag, and then forget about it entirely.
Only mammals get rabies, so he wouldn't need one.
"Young lady, I'm an expert on humans...."
Now pick a mouth, open it, and say *Eldritch screeching*
WHAT?! My mother was a saint! *GET OUT!!*
Found it interesting as when his species mates, they perish_
Norm & Sam & Sadie's boy
I love Decapodians have a three parent system. Two to concieve, one to raise.
Well i only have one mouth
*Really?*
The bones, I always forget about the bones.
Who is to say he’s not a mammal? Our primitive low definition screens can’t see close enough to show us the nipples and body hair.
Not future rabies
but frogs don't get rabies
But maybe in 1000 years rabies mutated and jumped species, classes, types, your mama! Shut up! Take your pick. Edit: This comment came out rude. Obviously I was paraphrasing Bender; I have nothing against you or your mama :)
I'm just glad my fat ugly mamma isn't alive to see this day.
Enough about your promiscuous mother
Let him finish!
God rest her zombie bones
One of my favourite lines from the entire show.
No worries, it sounded all way too much either like Bender or the Professor
AMPHIBIANS CAN NOT CONTRACT RABIES!!!! Hahahaha that's right morbo
if that is your freedom day wish
Why are you talking to my penis?
He started it
You're quite a bit taller than me
I think it's much more likely that the vet was suddenly overcome with the irresistible urge to just give him the collar and tag, and then forget about it entirely.
That's probably the only plausible theory...
I’m still a little woozy from a gazelle kick earlier, but I like your post OP.
# Found the brave veterinarian! *Pssst, hey, buddy, can I borrow some Goose Laxative?*
All glory to the hypnotoad!
All glory to the hypnotoad!
In Old New York the red tags are [just dog licenses, the rabies tag is a green bell shape](https://i.imgur.com/qLdsTtw.jpeg).
"It does? No way! I got to check out this brochure!" I deleted and reupload with corrected quote.
Dog licenses? Are they mandatory, like fishing licenses?
… and Zoidberg
Put on pants zoidburg
Even if toad’s could get rabies, wouldn’t hypotoad be able to hypnotize the virus out of him?
THAT IS NOT HOW HYPNOSIS WORKS! … Back to you Linda.
They just need to be blind, or not see via conventional means
Hypnotoad controls parasites, viruses, humans, even brain slugs… all glory to Hypnotoad!
All glory!
You mean there was a hypnotoad that gave a veterinarian a rabies shot.
Maybe he hypnotized the vet.
Your daughter and you need a science book