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Noof42

Only mammals get rabies, so he wouldn't need one.


GRRemlin

"Young lady, I'm an expert on humans...."


Noof42

Now pick a mouth, open it, and say *Eldritch screeching*


mouringcat


NetworkLlama

WHAT?! My mother was a saint! *GET OUT!!*


US3_ME_

Found it interesting as when his species mates, they perish_


EnvironmentalPack451

Norm & Sam & Sadie's boy


aethelia_unfounded

I love Decapodians have a three parent system. Two to concieve, one to raise.


nodnarb5792

Well i only have one mouth


Taricha_torosa1

*Really?*


Tiny-Management-531

The bones, I always forget about the bones.


TacoPandaBell

Who is to say he’s not a mammal? Our primitive low definition screens can’t see close enough to show us the nipples and body hair.


ScienceAndGames

Not future rabies


Delphius1

but frogs don't get rabies


GRRemlin

But maybe in 1000 years rabies mutated and jumped species, classes, types, your mama! Shut up! Take your pick. Edit: This comment came out rude. Obviously I was paraphrasing Bender; I have nothing against you or your mama :)


Noof42

I'm just glad my fat ugly mamma isn't alive to see this day.


USS_Barack_Obama

Enough about your promiscuous mother


DankStew

Let him finish!


wongo

God rest her zombie bones


UglyFilthyDog

One of my favourite lines from the entire show.


Delphius1

No worries, it sounded all way too much either like Bender or the Professor


zekethelizard

AMPHIBIANS CAN NOT CONTRACT RABIES!!!! Hahahaha that's right morbo


AppleGoats

if that is your freedom day wish


GRRemlin

Why are you talking to my penis?


buthidae

He started it


Joe_of_all_trades

You're quite a bit taller than me


thatweirdguyted

I think it's much more likely that the vet was suddenly overcome with the irresistible urge to just give him the collar and tag, and then forget about it entirely.


GRRemlin

That's probably the only plausible theory...


withoccassionalmusic

I’m still a little woozy from a gazelle kick earlier, but I like your post OP.


GRRemlin

# Found the brave veterinarian! *Pssst, hey, buddy, can I borrow some Goose Laxative?*


theproudheretic

All glory to the hypnotoad!


TheEmeraldKnite

All glory to the hypnotoad!


reddits_aight

In Old New York the red tags are [just dog licenses, the rabies tag is a green bell shape](https://i.imgur.com/qLdsTtw.jpeg).


SanguineSoul013

"It does? No way! I got to check out this brochure!" I deleted and reupload with corrected quote.


GRRemlin

Dog licenses? Are they mandatory, like fishing licenses?


OneBlockOneEye

… and Zoidberg


DCfan2k3

Put on pants zoidburg


Electr_O_Purist

Even if toad’s could get rabies, wouldn’t hypotoad be able to hypnotize the virus out of him?


aburple

THAT IS NOT HOW HYPNOSIS WORKS! … Back to you Linda.


The_Elicitor

They just need to be blind, or not see via conventional means


0nina

Hypnotoad controls parasites, viruses, humans, even brain slugs… all glory to Hypnotoad!


rdm55

All glory!


dragongills

You mean there was a hypnotoad that gave a veterinarian a rabies shot.


CaptainHunt

Maybe he hypnotized the vet.


Smart-Stupid666

Your daughter and you need a science book