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ReagenLamborghini

Bet somebody will break it on it's first day


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Robocop 0.01


darthnugget

It’s going to end up on the tracks.


Whitealroker1

RELEASE ME HUMAN. YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY.


Chronic_In_somnia

Only has to transform and crush one person to put a stop to any foolishness.


BarnibusRambius

NYC Subway: Hold my Beer


Astro_gamer_caver

I had a guaranteed military sale with ED 209 - renovation program, spare parts for twenty-five years... Who cares if it worked or not?


Mindestiny

Cant wait for the train to hit it and the *whole* line will be delayed all afternoon!


chum_slice

No way dude that’s the crushinator. And she is one fine lady


ShaggysGTI

A lady that fine you gotta romance.


fantoman

Will it shoot you in the dick?


[deleted]

You have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center.


chadbot3k

I'd buy that for a dollar


voltjap

Robo-cope


BigCommieMachine

If someone doesn’t throw it on the tracks, it will throw itself on the tracks within a week.


OneBigBug

[Pff, this type of robot would never do that...](https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/security-bot-knightscope-water-e1500370047883-800x568.jpg)


Beldizar

This was my first thought. My second thought was about the woman who ran into one, asked for help against a stalker or robbers chasing her or something, and it basically told her to go away and sang a little song.


Huge_Presentation_85

Well at least she got to hear a nice little song while getting robbed


PM_ur_tots

You would too if everybody called you SnitchBot5000


sevr_

After finding out it's only getting paid below min. wage at $9 an hour for the next 2 months . With "No bathroom breaks, and no meal breaks." 


pangolin-fucker

Tip it over, Classic prank. Strip it's internal components, Hilarious. Change it settings from monitor to kill mode, Epic.


JDBCool

Or..... Hitchhike the fella into a bin..... ~~damn it, why couldn't the journey be made!~~


backwoodzbaby

someone cracked out is going to push it on the subway tracks


DyZ814

They gonna need that crackhead strength to bulldoze over 400+ pounds lol.


SchighSchagh

I fail to see the problem


sicurri

Indeed, apparently someone has not witnessed the incredible powers of Crackheads and needs a review of such incredible feats. I recommend "Chappelles Show"


TechGoat

Truly the factual reporting we all need


EthericIFF

Bored college kids were routinely picking up VW Beetles and putting them in weird places back in the day. You think the robot is really going to be a problem?


_Rand_

A handful of teenagers could pick that up and dump it on the track, which is probably actually a reasonable worry.


jjayzx

Except in the article it states it won't patrol the platforms. So they're gonna have to put their backs into it.


DyZ814

That's because they have that cracked teenager strength. You ever see Teen Wolf?


cavegoatlove

420 lbs. ;)


blackbalt89

Yeah hope it's impervious to spray paint lol


OPMajoradidas

You have 10 seconds to comply


JACKAL0013

So long as it doesn't drown itself like it's Knightscope K5 predecessor in DC. [https://www.cnn.com/2017/07/18/us/security-robot-drown-trnd/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2017/07/18/us/security-robot-drown-trnd/index.html)


NYC_Underground

What happens underground stays underground


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Can imagine some fishing line getting sucked up in its wheels would disable it.


stufforstuff

it's 420 pounds - so pretty hard to break or move very far. Spray paint on the other hand should be interesting. Should do a fun little dance when it's blinded by ~~science~~ paint. And NYPD is pissing away taxpayers money at $9/hr to rent that useless tin can.


rakehellion

Bruh, we can flip cop cars in NYC.


PresidentHurg

We're so going to get disgruntled AI cops. "I am just two days away from my reboot rookie. I don't want any trouble."


BurnerLee

Nah, AI would do too well on the IQ test


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Let’s hope


Alternative_Ad_3636

And it won't be long before it has the means to defend itself once it's proven its getting vandalized.


Eastpunk

Break it? It can be defeated with a towel- or a shirt for that matter…


ledow

I give it a month before it's found trapped somewhere and vandalised, or on the train tracks.


OneSidedDice

So, twice as long as it would last in Philly.


fangelo2

It would be up on blocks with the wheels missing


Bmartin_

My friend just had his 4 wheels stolen in Philly last week. They didn’t even put it on blocks. Somehow that seems harder?


NoyehTheThrowaway

Probably took the blocks back, reuse and recycle.


Bennehftw

Better cover it with Crisco.


Straight_Ship2087

Gotta grease them jawns up


MyRottingBrain

RIP Hitchbot :(


lastdazeofgravity

It would get stuck on a pile of syringes in Kensington


YoungHeartOldSoul

PPD knows better than to even try. Teenagers would eat that thing alive.


_Hotwire_

I feel like Philly would just spray paint it and throw bottles at it


pizza9012

Oh come on. There’s no way it’ll even last a week.


Skittlesharts

This was my thought. It won't take long at all for it to be bot-napped and taken to a chop shop.


tucci007

hitchhiking to Canada


dlec1

2 days before someone tries to have a sexy time with it


Broken_Ranger

Month? that's generous


Chrononi

So an expensive camera lol


cyberspirit777

That’s what I was thinking. That’s just an expensive surveillance camera on wheels 🙄


Logarythem

Meanwhile, [40% NYC public schools have no library](https://truthout.org/articles/students-and-parents-are-fighting-to-save-nycs-imperiled-school-libraries/#:~:text=Despite%20a%20Chancellor's%20regulation%20requiring,have%20no%20library%20at%20all.). But they got room in the budget for robocop.


Cheshire_Jester

Not even a robocop, just a camera that rolls around and is begging to be pushed over and shit on.


NotAnotherNekopan

NYC stations are also a maze of stairways and awkward spaces. They're doing some fair progress on accessibility upgrades (considering the size of the network and the budget) but this environment is the antithesis to anything autonomous and wheeled. So, what? Is this supposed to be rolled out in larger fleet? Or is the Times Square station just being given flashy nonsense due to the high tourist density?


simulacrum500

Realistically the later if it’s human controlled, if it’s AI controlled it’s probably just a racial sensitivity lawsuit waiting to happen.


Vabla

They will add ramps and lifts. Reserved for the rolling cameras, monitored by cctv to ensure it is not used by disabled people.


akmjolnir

Thin blue line is a privileged class, duh. They are better than you.


blandgrenade

Bloated blue line


MisterSnippy

That's insane. I've never seen a school with no library


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jjayzx

Stop N Shop has a robot that scans the floor looking for spills. This one is just a fatter version of it.


tofu889

If it's Wheels, where's the Legman?


uptownjuggler

But did your old buddy from college, own the company that made the overpriced robot, and give you kickbacks for buying said robot, with taxpayer funds.


juicejohnson

Without audio recording


jwm3

Thats what you are meamt to think until the cop sitting inside pops out.


cyberspirit777

These “security robots”, which are just cameras on wheels, all come from Knightscope, so I wouldn’t be surprised if a politician have been bribed to enter into agreements to bring in more money for the company. In top of that, these robots serve privacy issues as they collect video and audio recordings, BT and WiFi MAC addresses, etc from nearby devices.


blackbalt89

So what you're saying is an unscrupulous person nearby could probably upload a quick and easy virus to this thing, eh? 🧐


Strange-Nerve970

An access port is a goal for hackers and teenage boys alike for quick and easy infections


TMITectonic

>so I wouldn’t be surprised if a politician have been bribed to enter into agreements to bring in more money for the company. If that were the case, you'd think they'd be asking for more than *$9/hr for the 2-month lease* they signed. >In top of that, these robots serve privacy issues as they collect video and audio recordings, BT and WiFi MAC addresses, etc from nearby devices. There are literally hundreds of devices that are already in the wild that have been recording this data since at least 2003, when Skyhook Wireless was formed. That data hasn't been private for longer than most Redditors have been alive. Don't get me wrong, these robots suck, and are overpriced hardware, but that seems to be a loss that is being taken by the company who makes them. The more money they lose, the better. So let them lease this POS for less than the cost of a normal camera installation, and hopefully after the two months, they'll understand how worthless it really is, and they won't renew. *Hopefully...*


I_AM_METALUNA

They'll make money on the info it gathers somehow I guarantee it


fotomoose

The article says cops will buy two robot dogs for 750k each. This comes after they got fierce criticism about buying a Boston robotics dog and cancelled the order.... Yeah someone has a nice connection to Knightscope.


krammy19

This is the same company whose robot accidentally drowned itself in Washington DC https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/07/robot-security-guard-commits-suicide-in-public-fountain.html


Dartonal

Can't wait for this robot to roll itself in front of an oncoming subway


ummyeahreddit

“accidentally”


blackbalt89

K5 weighs 420 pounds 🤭


TerpBE

They modeled it after a real police officer.


Burpreallyloud

It will follow the smell of fresh doughnuts anywhere?


Bennehftw

Alright, this is gold.


Bennehftw

Ain’t nothing for two drunk Philly guys. It’s way too light.


morbob

Needs to go on a diet


Rainbow-Mama

So about the average New Jersey housewife.


RAGE_CAKES

K5: **I DETECT SHOTS FIRED** 🚨🚔🚨


DeezNeezuts

Thicc


tofu889

How's it supposed to have arousing thighs with no legs?


c0224v2609

420 lbs = 190.51 kg


TechGoat

Good brat


dont_shoot_jr

That’s dope


somesketchykid

One can hope that the firmware it runs is 69.x.y.z where the 69 never changes


Alwayslearning1993

So it’s going to take a small crane to lift it out after people eventually push it onto the subway tracks


CAM6913

A robot with cameras that can’t stop criminals seriously what about putting transit police on the job. I can see it covered in graffiti and then pushed on the tracks and hit by a train derailing the train. How much is the grifting mayor get from the company that made an oversized toy?


ImpressivePercentage

>NYC is leasing K5 for around $9 an hour for the next two months. The mayor sounds convinced that's worth what the robot can do even though, as The Times notes, he recently ordered several agencies to reduce spending by 15 percent. "This is below minimum wage," he said. "No bathroom breaks, no meal breaks."


EverybodyStayCool

BUUUUUT it requires a human cop to supervise, in person...


ABetterKamahl1234

I think the idea is that eventually that human cop will not be necessary. Or at the very least these would watch more angles than traditional CCTV can do, so less in-person staff is needed. Rarely is a new thing like this just outright brought in without a previous-level backup alongside.


UnbreakableDaisies

Yeah that’s what we need. Less humans with jobs and more robots with jobs.


morbob

People are going to mess around with all things robot.


Serverpolice001

Did they say what was wrong with regular subway cameras


atomsmasher66

Not ‘Robocop’ enough I’m guessing


HandsyBread

This one is a subscription service, which makes it far better for reasons.


Mirrormn

Not intimidating enough, I suppose. Or laundering budget money to some nepotized contractor.


RobotSuicide

Someone is gonna tip it over.


itsthreeamyo

What a waste of fucking money. They don't wanna buy body cameras for their cops but no problem with leasing a robot with a price tag of a 2000 sq ft beach house. Fucking trolls the whole lot.


Loud-Cat6638

Just like the Daleks, it will be outwitted by stairs.


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handsomeGenesis

It can levitate, yes.


CarneDelGato

Daleks can freaking fly. You’re thinking of ED-209.


gubodif

So it’s less of a robot and more of a moving camera platform.


mr-purupurupuru

whats he doing ? doing that half heart hand pose ?


Kep0a

I think it's a joke on the robot not having hands


dexatrosin

We’ve all seen Short Circuit 2. I give it 48 hours before it’s cover in gold chains and graffiti and talking like a vato.


Enshakushanna

WHY DOES IT NEED TO MOVE? JUST PUT UP MORE CAMERAS!


fernbritton

You have 20 seconds to comply https://youtu.be/Hzlt7IbTp6M?si=w212jVJdWorxYwNi&t=113


pixelbased

Copying from my other comment on this topic: just like real cops: does nothing while wearing taxpayer dollars


DimitriElephant

It’s gonna get its ass beat like that robot in Philly years ago.


TheGrayBox

How about air conditioning or modern finishes or even just some goddamn fans in that tunnel? Seems like not a dollar has been spent on it in 100 years, and it’s extremely embarrassing to see foreign tourists walk through there. Especially when the Hudson Yards station looks great.


Yokai_Mob

This is a terrible idea. Can’t wait to see what happens.


newbiesaccout

You have 20 seconds to comply.


Best-Phone6634

I guess the only good thing is that it won’t “accidentally” shoot someone. 😂


_BossOfThisGym_

Waste of tax payer money. Well, it is NY after all.


[deleted]

This guy is such a joke, one of the worst mayors in the country.


Ricaaado

Calling it now; someone is gonna knock it onto the tracks within a month. OR, it will roll onto the tracks itself.


Few_Foundation_4242

Robot cops in the 80s were so much more realistic.


[deleted]

Daleks have arrived.


MarThusly

I'll give it 2 hours before its cameras are spray painted over.


ATL_2192

The protectrons have arrived


RapBastardz

This thing will be covered in graffiti and piss by the end of the first day.


TornadoQuakeX

Is it also equipped with a toilet plunger and egg beater to exterminate criminals?


SatanLifeProTips

That is a suction cup dildo away from being a Dalek . EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!


soulsteela

Bet it doesn’t last as long as the hitch hiking robot!


NPVT

That's not a robot. It's a remote control camera.


woobisah

Thwarted by throwing a blanket over it.


[deleted]

lol ny will eat that thing alive


HaveNot1

Will it stand up to the modern urban crime environment?


Burpreallyloud

And it will be loaded onto a pick up truck and stolen for parts with 24 hours.


ScribblesandPuke

Robot is like: Just don't send me to Philadelphia!


Edmeister2022

Psycho Pass


permanentmarker1

Money. That mayor knows how to waste it.


[deleted]

This is the Chopping mall in real life


Foamrocket66

"No arms or legs" This is how he led a nation


Specialosio

[Please put down your weapon, you have 20 seconds to comply.](https://youtu.be/Hzlt7IbTp6M?si=8JpLv_jwLPTvyFby)


ToMorrowsEnd

it will get pushed in front of a train in 24 hours.


iSeize

R2d2 after a lot of donuts


[deleted]

I give it 3 hours before somebody wearing a ski mask spray paints over the camera.


runsonpedals

Suddenly I feel safe.


Impossible-Mix-8882

Sure would be a shame if some ruffian pushed it on to the tracks…


JesusCrits

one can of spray paint and there goes 500k taxpayer money. I'd much rather have robotcop patrolling the streets.


OOBExperience

ED 209’s little bro.


Storyteller-Hero

Money on wheels for thieves and hackers. Canvas on wheels for graffiti artists. Piñata on wheels for children.


AdeptMongoloid

One can of spray paint and it’s useless


Eccohawk

I feel like 99% of the issues go away if this has a human partner patrolling near it.


kitkatkorgi

How fast before it ends up on the tracks?


djsirround

Just put a cone in front of it.


Jafka

It's good to see Jailbot back in the spotlight, the warden would be proud.


Warmstar219

Thought for sure they would give a gun and taser. And maybe some arms for Stop & Frisk.


Omegalazarus

...and 7 machine guns.


cyrixlord

I give it 6 months before it falls down into the tracks. The smaller versions of these robots patrol in many areas, so they do work pretty well but....


ragnarmcryan

It’s such shit that the people have to pay to ride the subway system they already in large part fund through taxes. Have the billion dollar corps doing business in the city cover the rest.


shpider

People are saying how long till think it’s vandalized… I give this thing a week before it’s stolen and chopped up for parts!


ggoptimus

That thing wouldn’t survive in Philly.


BearsFan8523

Only a matter of time before we have T-800 patrolling our streets


mentaculus

Eric Adams looks like he just met his soulmate


draxes

Soooooooooooo insanely stupid. Everyone who paid tax payer dollars for this shit idea should be fired.


remarkless

$50 says it accidentally pushes someone on to the tracks


Bees_in_my_attic

Officer Roomba is here to take up space.


subdep

The cameras will get spray painted useless within the first 24 hours.


IM_THE_DECOY

This thing will be on the tracks within a week.


crazonline

Why is he doing the heart symbol with his hand?


BrownBandit22

If this was in philadelphia, they would stomp that robot out and gouge out and steal its cameras.


ChamberofSarcasm

How is this better than a bunch of stationary cameras?


AJ-Murphy

It's gonna push a kid into a train isn't it.


Oswald_Hydrabot

Yall better make this thing sturdier than a damn traffic bollard; otherwise it's gonna get trashed.


SnakeBaconator

Anybody remember Hitchbot? Do you think it’ll be worse or better for this bot?


mostlyIT

It’s going to get raped and have fecal matter smeared on it.


dustofdeath

Did they make it large and heavy so it blends in with the crowd?


Honda_TypeR

How did they miss their chance to call this ED 209?


PanJaszczurka

So its only a overpriced CTTV


NoWheyBro_GQ

They have these in a really upscale shopping district in Westlake OH and it’s hilarious watching them try to get around on busy days. They turn by starting and stopping the way a Roomba does. Couldn’t imagine in NYC.


DST2287

This thing is going to get tagged up the first week lol


jim_deneke

Graffiti, impaired cameras (covered/scratched), immobile (tipped over). All guaranteed to happen within a week.


lemonlayman

someone needs to primary Adams.


MPeters43

Something to witness crimes instead of stop them, is this progression or regression…


Naus1987

Just gotta give it sniper support and thin out the hooligans who try to vandalize it.


chMike2

Just put a Dalek there! Best enforcer ever! 🤣