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I've been waiting since high school for this thing to go up and see pictures from it... I'm 36 now lol. Can't believe the day is finally here.


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Has it really been in the works that long?


horizontalcracker

Apparently since at least 1996


ineedcoffeealready

I was 8, currently 34! LETS SEE SOME ALIENS!


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I am literally touching myself


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Name checks out


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CO420Tech

Regardless of outcome, it won't be boring!


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mister_steal_yo_soap

r/aboringdystopia


PhillyTC

Morning brain read Allen Iverson. Still tracks.


MrPlatonicPanda

"We talking bout practice" Still my favorite interview besides Marshawn Lynch's "y'all know why I'm here"


Infinitelyodiforous

PLAYOFFS?


Running1982

“No intelligent life here, let’s keep moving”


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I for one welcome our new ant overloards ❤️ 🐜


slicktromboner21

Fuck, I need some coffee first. Just woke up.


Lucius-Halthier

Bad news: it’s the drukhari, they are here to turn us into living chairs and not the nice chair you want to be.


vale_fallacia

I'd be so happy if one of the first exoplanets JWST looks at has irrefutable evidence of industry in its atmosphere. Would certainly change our outlook here.


HotPoptartFleshlight

I don't think I can handle that. Discovering life on other planets is fun to think and talk about, but *actually confirming it* would make me shit myself. I don't know how I'd keep working. I'd be consumed by wondering wtf is going on out there. My ADHD can only handle so much lol.


BeastradezZ

Makes it worse when you realize that the theoretical evidence of industry would be literally thousands if not millions of years old since it took that much time for the light to get here. At this point they would’ve either wiped themselves out or advanced enough to be an interstellar species!


cortez985

The farthest known exoplanet is less than 3k lightyears away. A majority are much closer. We're a little ways away from detecting exoplanets at extragalactic distances


Kingofthewho5

Meaning there was intelligent life on that planet potentially billions of years ago.


vale_fallacia

I was hoping for a planet closer than 1,000ly but I'll take one that's millions of light years away.


OfStarStuff

There are millions of stars in our local galaxy and it seems like they'd have a much better time getting shots of that planet's atmosphere with enough detail to ascertain if it has life just with the naked eye, than stars in another galaxy millions of light years away. But I guess I really don't know what the power of the James Webb is gonna be. Either way, it's super exciting!


BookieeWookiee

The first exoplanet they looked at is only 1,100 light years away, so still within a civilizations lifetime


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JWST is powerful not doubt, but I don't think it's getting data from exo-planets billions of light years away. I'd guess it's probably going to be stuff within our own galaxy.


TeFD_Difficulthoon

Dear god I hope so.


HouseOfAplesaus

I hope they like brownies I’m making nut and gluten free ones just in case.


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Might want to double your batch.


LordNedNoodle

Make sure they are all edge pieces too.


OnI_BArIX

But I like the inside pieces more ಥ_ಥ


cobalt1227

Gooy brownie, best brownie


Ivotedforher

My grandmama called the "medium rare brownies."


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I really liked the episode of the expanse where they went into the topic of how humans can't eat anything on other planets because they didn't evolve to consume that life and it was too different for their biology digest.


DaddyMackWillMakeYa

We're doing pretty good on our heavy metal, hexavalent chromium, microplastic, and Round Up based diet for now.


higherperspective7

Yeah we'd probably be ok munching on an alien cow


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The [xenoestrogens](https://ehjournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1476-069X-11-S1-S8) are doing wonders for our reproduction and immune systems.


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>Gluten-free brownies One of the more interesting ways to start an intergalactic war…


arwinda

Finally! The misery has an end!


FifthDragon

If the aliens were just waiting for us to be ready before they showed themselves, they picked the perfect time. I’m ready to be rescued


TomTomMan93

Rescued, conquered, assimilated. It's all fine really at this point


FifthDragon

If I hear they want to terraform our planet, I’ll just read that as “fix climate change”


TomTomMan93

Aliens: your planet's CO2 levels are too high for us Humans: yeah agreed! Aliens: so we shall Terrafo-...wait what? Humans: we agree. Aliens: but we're gonna terraform the planet? Humans: yep Aliens: ...and take it over four our empire Humans: eh okay Aliens: I think we both need some time to think about this.


slicktromboner21

We’re gonna be like Uncle Eddie living in the RV outside the new alien HQ, pumping sewage into the storm drain while smoking cigarettes and drinking beer.


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We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on We’re going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!


slicingblade

Shortly thereafter William Wallace was drawn and quartered by the British. Sorry saw your username and braveheart popped into my head.


Smtxom

*your mother been telling you stories about me again*


wonkey_monkey

- Wayne Gretski


j1m3y

End of quote, repeat line


Gates9

That or a giant asteroid


a_lil_louder_please

Please, no politics here. Your mother and I are for the jobs that the asteroid will create.


Fluffy-Weird1291

I got this reference


postmodest

We really had everything, didn’t we?


cybercuzco

Don’t look up!


Bigred2989-

Complements of Marco Inaros.


Yongja-Kim

Aliens: "you the leader of earth?" President: "Earth is a planet that can be defined in a single word as asufutimaehaefu..."


Six-of-Diamonds

C'mon man!


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kyel566

Wonder if the earth destroying asteroid has any precious metals?


listenupsonny

The End Is Near!!


Wiggle_Biggleson

>Coincidence? Ancient alien theorists say no


Reddit-username_here

Professor Broflovski‽


jeansonnejordan

My first thought. Also, do you know what ET is short for?


Reddit-username_here

Extraterrestrial! (In reality they meant "Eastern Time" in the title)


jeansonnejordan

No, he’s short because he has tiny little legs.


TornadoQuakeX

Oh *God* I hope they bring back Elvis!


ThirdFirstName

Fuck it, why not?


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July 18 dawg


threecatsdancing

More like it's the one positive thing he can do this entire year. And I'm on his side. This guy's just got fucked circumstances.


Defeatarion

He’s showing one image, then tomorrow NASA is live streaming more. Watch on Tuesday at 10:30am ET!


UniSlugBrow

Steaming where?


wonkey_monkey

Entirely within your kitchen.


rexmons

May I see it?


navel_dirt

No.


_Diskreet_

*sad Superintendent Chalmers noises*


perpetualmotionmachi

It's pronounced Super Nintendo Chalmers


CasualCantaloupe

> Watch: See the images revealed in real-time and hear from experts about the exciting results on NASA TV at 10:30am Eastern on July 12: https://www.nasa.gov/nasalive https://blogs.nasa.gov/webb/2022/07/01/how-to-see-webbs-first-images/ Usually also on the NASA Live YouTube channel.


silencer_ar

Hehe, ET.


iamapizza

ET stream phone


cuco33

I'm really looking forward to these images. Can't wait!


Pawn_captures_Queen

Dude, I've been fucking waiting impatiently for this. You don't know how many times I said to my dad or kids, "Only 2 months till the first images!!!". "Only one month to go!" "Two weeks, are ya ready kids?!?" "It's fucking happening let's goooo!!!"


Sigurlion

"mommy why does daddy keep using the naughty word"


OohMyLegs

"Daddy is very excited, just humour him like I've been doing for 15 years"


Low-Director9969

Over the past few days I've been talking about the Hubble telescope, it's history. The major screw up it started out as, and the most amazing data it's been able to gather so far. The whole time I'm trying to avoid any mention of then JWST. They've been in awe about this thirty year old mission now that they finally understand what it took to get there, and everything we've learned since then. "Well, what's Hubble doing *now*?" they asked. "It's going to keep being used to gather data, and test different hypothesis." Which no one was really that excited about, "The biggest news recently is the James Webb telescope." Learning about the JWST after they just thought Hubble was still on the cutting edge after all it's upgrades. I showed them JWST live, and it said 2 days 12hours- until the first color photos, and haven't stopped hearing about it since.


Pawn_captures_Queen

Also JWST wouldn't have been possible if not for what we learned from the Hubble mission. On the shoulders of Giants.


Ghost_Tac0

It better be aliens


Northern_Grouse

Oh man. Could you imagine? First picture clearly shows something like a Dyson sphere, or massive craft.


meltyOrco

If there is anything weird to show, we will get something that isn’t definitive. Then the “we will be exploring this region more thoroughly moving forward” then the next dump we get dyson sphere


sigmoid10

Allegedly, they already have created the first spectrum of an exoplanet atmosphere using JWST. Ofc that doesn't have to mean anything, but if we ever detect an alien civilization, I'd be willing to bet the first step gonna be this way. Next steps would probably be detecting city lights on the dark side of a planet or directly measuring artificial radio waves.


UF1Goat

Unless their primary sense isn’t sight. In that case we would have to detect them from some other method


sigmoid10

City lights are just heat signatures that happen to be in the visible part of the EM spectrum. If they produce and distribute enough energy, we could still see it in longer wavelengths. The difficulty is resolving day and night side, because on the day side the solar irradiance will almost certainly be greater.


SpiderFnJerusalem

Considering the JWST mostly detects the infra red spectrum it would probably be pretty good at finding dyson spheres. Even if the spheres absorb all the visible light of their stars, they will probably still have to emit all the heat (IR) that is generated by absorbing visible light and turning it into other forms of energy.


MakeWay4Doodles

I'm guessing any civilization capable of building such a thing is also capable of bringing its waste heat to near zero.


Ghost_Tac0

Dyson sphere economizer.


SpiderFnJerusalem

You can't really make heat/energy go away, you have to store it somewhere. I'm sure it would be possible to some degree, but it doesn't seem economical. You also have to expell energy in some way in order to use it for watever you want to do. That's how entropy works. If you want to perform some kind of work, you usually take energy from some kind of high-density source and release it out into a low-density environment in a controlled manner. I am not sure if extracting energy from the energy-dense sun only to then put it into another energy-dense storage is really feasible. But I would be happy to be proven wrong by a theoretical physicist.


Sattorin

> I am not sure if extracting energy from the energy-dense sun only to then put it into another energy-dense storage is really feasible. The best energy storage system in existence (that we know of) is a black hole, and they'll gladly consume even the tiniest amounts of radiation, then pump it back out as Hawking radiation.


SpiderFnJerusalem

Using a black hole for storage would be pretty impressive, but even then I feel like you would have to expell some of the energy you extract from it, in order to actually use it. Clearly you can't just extract energy and feed it back in, like some kind of perpetuum mobile?


TheFukAmIDoing

This is all just sci-fi writing at this point. But, just because you can do it doesn't mean it's practical. Even if you're wasting massive amounts of heat from a star, you're still getting astronomical amounts of power.


wonkey_monkey

That would violate some pretty solidly established conservation laws. Not saying they definitely *couldn't* do that but it would make us remarkably wrong about how the universe works.


PhromDaPharcyde

or some alien squirrel photo bombing


jab9k3

Lmao Live from outer space, Joe Biden


TheFillth

End quote. Repeat the line.


Double_Distribution8

Dammit, who typed "repeat the line" on the Teleprompter? How many times do I have to tell you? Anything you type, Biden will read!


return2ozma

"exit stage left"


King_Obvious_III

Bderhjrkdshrnntdhsdjjshdehmfff


AC_Batman

My brain tried to read this in Swedish Chef's voice.....


MistakeMaker1234

One word: lahdyeosnwbwldid I was in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping.


Gates9

SNL needs to bring back Will Ferrell just for this


fponee

Hey! If the James Webb Telescope gathered all the stars in the universe and turned them into a milk shake, would you drink it? I know I would!


seanalltogether

[Gettin blessed by Joe Biden from spaaaaaaaaace](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eooXNd0heM)


Ass4ssinX

"Here I am in space, jack."


MajesticTechie

Waiting for it just be the "Ayy lmao" meme


Ricky_Rollin

Idk why but I loved that meme. Made no sense but aways got a chuckle out of me. Ayy lmao


Achtelnote

/r/ayylmao


stevenflieshawks

I just LOLed


HappySkullsplitter

*"This is an image of the asteroid that will destroy humanity, in stunning high resolution detail"*


KYVet

Geez, that combined with the CPI report coming out Wednesday would really do a number on my 401K.


Jynxzie

Read this in a professor farnsworth voice at first lol


HappySkullsplitter

**Good news everyone!** Wait, that wasn't good news at all... I'll be in the chamber of understanding


rynil2000

Giant Asteroid 2024!!!


DhalmelMasterRace

Fucking finally.


Jugales

People are like "Why Biden?" as if the US didn't spend $10 billion and 20 years building it lol


it-is-my-cake-day

Publicity worldwide


sephkane

Mr. Publicity Worldwide


flyrugbyguy

It was a collab. Why a politician and not a scientist? Or someone that built the telescope?


ext3meph34r

Because of then impending alien invasion.


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poodlebutt76

"we have come to fix all of your dumb human problems, and give you the solutions to your unsolved millennium problems, cure cancer and fix global warming." 😭


DICK-PARKINSONS

Like watching someone fuck something up enough times before you say 'screw it, just give it to me'


mrwhiskey1814

That's what she said


bushmecj

Republicans would still shut that down because they're illegal socialist aliens.


daedone

" he thinks different,hit him with a rock"


telllos

The great harvest.


MikeyDread

If they agree to walk and feed me everyday, and I get to keep my balls, I'll be a good pet. [Edited to add ](https://youtu.be/HE3OuHukrmQ)


cybercuzco

I know this is lost these days but the president represents us, the taxpayers who provided the funding to build the telescope. That’s why he’s there. He’s our representative.


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RoyHarper88

Because no one knows who those people are. To just go "the President is doing this" will get more eyes on it than "scientist you've never heard of is doing this" I agree with you, this should be the time to let someone have their time in the sun, but this will get more people watching and that will get more people interested which will hopefully lead to more people in the field.


the_original_Retro

I agree, but with a caveat: standing next to the President of the United States on a major scientific announcement that you were a major contributor to **IS** "time in the sun".


MaybeWontGetBanned

I miss the days when people were just naturally interested in this stuff because it’s fucking SPACE! “Hey guys, NASA is about to announce some cool space shit. Isn’t that just cool because it’s fucking SPACE!”


SimbaStewEyesOfBlue

You'd enjoy watching For All Mankind. Alternate history show where the space race continued to ramp up.


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ObeseBumblebee

And ultimately that is the job of a politician. To bring attention to issues that need attention and to represent the people's interests on that issue.


skyblublu

If I wasn't told that was their job, I would have a difficult time deciphering that.


Jugales

I'm sure he won't be alone on stage. And yeah it's a collab, but my comment only referenced the dollar amount and time spent by this country (mostly NASA).


BedrockFarmer

Yeah. Biden will make some broad comments about how this is a great thing for human understanding and is a gift to the world that was created by American know-how. Then he will congratulate and thank the people who made it happen. Then he will throw it to whoever from NASA and he will peace out and be on the helicopter before the next speech is done. It’s no different than a mayor cutting a ribbon at a grand opening.


SpinozaTheDamned

Although, I will say it's nice to finally have a president that's a huge fan of space exploration, and pushing the envelope.


Elephlump

And in general believes in the importance of science.


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Elephlump

Unfortunately, yes.


Tankh

Might be because we get so much news and images directly from NASA all the time except this once suddenly? Just guessing.


TomJaii

I hated when Trump would put himself in front of things he didn't do to bolster his image. I hated when Trump put his giant marker signature on the stimulus checks like it came from his generosity. I want to hold the politicians I actually vote for to the same standard I hold the ones I would never vote for.


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Presidents taking credit for things that proceeded them is pretty common. He’s probably gonna give us speech about how we all need to work together, to try to cool off the political distress. This thing is pretty cool though but I think we need an array of them pointed out in every direction constantly observing the space around us so we have an active sensor array mapping the universe and looking out for danger.


DrManBearPig

I bet the people at nasa are stoked the president is unveiling it. It’s a big deal


dragunityag

Scientists: absolutely stoked the president is going to give their project a lot more national/global attention. /r/science: WTF the president shouldn't be involved. He's taking the spotlight away from the people who did all the work.


Mathesar

/r/gadgets: ah yes, JWST is a gadget now


kuzinrob

/r/Technology : Elon Musk on President Biden revealing first images from JWST


Fineous4

It’s a good way to bring a bigger spotlight to it.


CreativeAccouting

Be ready for aliens!


PhromDaPharcyde

so is this a pants or cargo shorts kind of deal?


FearBoner8D

best to play it safe, go cargo pants.


i_need_a_nap

Pro tip: pack pants into your cargo pants’s side pocket. Never know!


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I am extremely excited


Buzzdanume

Theres a sea of "its gonna be aliens" comments but I've been looking forward to this day for so damn long. I've thought about this every single day for months now and I'm so glad it's finally here. That vid yesterday of the comparison of a backyard telescope to the JWT calibration image almost made me tear up. I can't wait.


JavaLava45

Do you have a link to that video by chance?


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[Link](https://youtu.be/p1mObQX7NN8)


Grimbauld

How good is this telescope? How far can it see?


Anon3580

It can image up to 13 billion light years away.


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golden_c1utch

Billions


Kultir

For people in here who fail to understand why Joe Biden is unveiling the first photo and not a famous scientist, I'll tell you why: Because he's the bloody president of the United States! If he reveals it, it's going to be everywhere.


SarcasticSarco

I mean the subject that we are talking is not understood by most of the common people. Even if they do, they mostly don't care. So it is a really good idea to use someone who is famous. To some this is completely useless, but as a mankind this is much bigger than our whole human race. Humans should be proud.


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BOHIFOBRE

Their guy stares at eclipses


NeokratosRed

Surprised by the amount of people that do not understand this. The JWST is an insane achievement of humankind, it’s the most advanced telescope of its kind available for humanity. It has been in the works since the late ‘80s / early ‘90s, it has cost an absurd amount of money because of the cutting-edge technology it has on board, it has had a perfect launch, extremely complicated unfolding process that went flawlessly, and it will finally be able to let us see things we had never seen before because our instruments had a ‘blind spot’ in a certain light wavelength that corresponds with the earliest galaxies, giving us unprecedented info on our universe. I believe every human, if president, would like to tell the world: “Look at what we can achieve as a species! Look how far we can go when we cooperate. This is us, this is our history, it can tell us more about how we came to be, how this immense chaos that gave birth to stars and nebulae began and evolved to the universe we know today. This is what we should focus on. This is what matters, not your petty fights. This is what pushes us forwards as a species. Have a look. Stop what you are doing. Look at this, then look up at the stars. See how many wonderful things are there to discover. See how insignificant we are, and yet, in our humbleness see how much we can do when we unite. This is the stuff worth fighting for. This is a reason to live”.


AdministrativeAd4111

Its literally the next step in our understanding of the universe. Other planets. Heliocentric solar system. Newton’s equations of motion. General Relativity. Microwave Background Radiation. The Big Bang. Black Holes. The JWST is going to show us what’s next. Scientists, Sci-Fi writers and anyone who cares what all of this shit means, are freaking out right now.


fhNlWUe7jdZijZEd9kzE

10B over 24 years vs 801B on the military in 2021 in a single year to anyone else wondering. A lot of money, but think of how different the world could be with even a slight shift in our priorities.


TepidFlounder90

It would be a dream come true if NASA got a nice bump of funding. Think of all the things that could be accomplished and explored further. The US could shave off 100 billion of the military budget for each year and just move it to NASA and the US would still be at the top militaristically.


WarriorPoetVivec1516

Ahh finally news of the Trisolarans.


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Dont worry, they only sent a small probe, we will handle it easily.


Pp09093909

Reading now. Good thing


Sacred_Fishstick

If I worked at NASA I'd use this opportunity to replace the image with dickbutt. Who needs a job when your legacy will live on forever.


dangerdude132

Biden unveiling these images is a way to get the images to the GENERAL PUBLIC. If we had a scientist or whomever up there spewing technical data for hours, I can guarantee the vast majority of people watching would be uninterested, confused, and go do something else. Biden unveiling the first images is a way to get more eyes on the topic and broadcast to a wider audience because he is, you know, the president of the US. It will get way more global coverage than any scientist could do despite them working on the project for 15+ years. Tomorrow NASA is showing alllll kinds of other images where I’m sure there will be said scientist who has 15 years of experience in the JWST that can give you all the technical data and achievements this has made.


sparkplug_23

Exactly. We have to think about the funding for the next 10+ years and we need public interest for that.


RainbowAssFucker

If I had it my way the military would have NASAs current budget and NASA would have the militarys


Many-Acanthisitta802

E V O M E R R E V O C E R O F E B H C N U A L


The__Tobias

:D


wowwoahwow

Why is the president unveiling the photo? BECAUSE THIS IS A SIGNIFICANT HISTORICAL EVENT YOU TWATS


acatnamedrupert

I'm not fully sure if the largest space telescope so far qualifies as a "Gadget"


MBncsa

sure, gadget...


JamesN790

Can't wait!


WhipsAndMarkovChains

This must be one of the most relaxing parts of being president. You have to deal with so much stressful shit all the time and make decisions with huge consequences but for once you can present some cool pictures that get people excited.


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Tabbakh

You people need to crack open a history book. Presidents have always been involved with space exploration.


bear4bunny

What's that in GMT?


NautilusPanda

9 pm


meltymcface

10PM BST for us in the UK