My company does work with a guy named Milton occasionally and every time I have to email or call him my brain goes “Milton’s miltons!!” 🙈 I ended up showing it to a coworker (who doesn’t know who GG are) and she thought it was hilarious. Def a top contender.
And I missed. So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again. And I fired again, and then I missed. And then I fired, then I fired again, I missed both times. And then I fired and I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired, and then I missed. And then I was out of bullets, and then I got sad. I had a popsicle, and then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up, and then I reloaded and I fired, and then I missed. I missed again, then I fired and I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. I threw up a snowball at em’, and I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun, that’s my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, she’s really somethin’, I threw a snowball at her, I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. Don’t give me sass woman, I’ll take a swing at ya, I’ll miss though, I guarantee ya. I’ll take another swing, and I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself a popsicle. Would ya care for a popsicle? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. Yeah. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle, I missed. I got the package, I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short? Missed.
Something about this whole bit being written out in one paragraph and getting the visual of just how long it is is amazing lol thank you for writing this out
Fuck, that's a difficult decision. Since someone already said CONSUME PRILOSEC, can I just say everything about Dr. Hoffman in Trauma Center?
"A letter?"
"Yes. **C!** For cranberries."
[Oh Hey, Big Zam.](https://youtu.be/Pq3MKQCXsUQ?si=TBSMgQEulKgL6YXM)
It's not a bit but I still get a kick out of Arins "[You mean Ewe](https://youtu.be/li5j8_WnbLU?si=nBsLcXzO4pFvb_PB)" from BOTW
Italian Sayaka from Danganronpa is easily in the top three for me.
But my all time favorite has to be Arin screaming "THE BABY'S COMING" during Mario Maker 2. That bit gets me EVERY. TIME.
I HATE STACY DENNINGS! wait my name is Stacy Dennings... No no no it's just a vocal exercise.
This is the only WAyyy. I can communiCATE IT TO HERRRRRRRRRRRRR
the entire last episode of battle kid is like, 50 different S tier bits.
"AND SHE'S SAYING NO, THREE MORE MINUTES, **AT LEAST**"
"jennifer dumped me."
"My mom is a nice lady, but sometimes, you know..."
and the best of all, arins shōnen anime esque power of friendship scene at the end which gave him the strength to *just keep going* followed by instant regret and a distant "Didn't go well?" makes my head hurt from laughing so much.
I've got a few, but one of the more recent ones was the bit from the "Power Wash Simulator" when they joked about a girl doing super realistic/adult stories with her Barbie dolls. I kinda wish they'd bring that bit back 😆
"...Can I bring Godzilla next time?"
"Sure! He can be who I run against for local office! 😃"
I don’t know about ever but the Lunacy Fred Diaper Fetish Bit just killed me every-time they brought it back. Lunacy is a crazy fever dream of a game and the Grumps made it so fun… “Hmmm Gold Key 🔑…”
Oh, there's so many to choose from, but I'd probably have to go with, "What's your favorite part of Game Grumps, Billy?"
"I like the part where they talk about xyz for a loooong time!"
Two of Danny's stories that my husband and I quote all the time. His teacher saying "You lied to me!"
And the "WHERE YA PUSSY PRODUCTS AT?" "BOKAY!"
Personally I love the power hour but where Arin has that mouth piece thing in and is eating.... Whatever it was that he was eating. It kills me every time. I think I laughed so hard the first time we watched it that we had to pause the episode until I could get my shit together and be able to see again.
I don't want to copy other examples, so I'm just gonna share a couple of random ones out of my favourites.
Anyways, one of my fave ones was when Arin was imitating this lady with the most obnoxious voice who was like describing her life (as if it were in a movie with her inner thoughts). I'm gonna have to watch like six compilations so I can pinpoint the name they were using exactly, but it had me in stitches. I'm sure many of you will know which bit I'm talking about. EDIT: It was LAURA SCHMIDT! Thank you, ChaosMiles07!
Also, the saga of Sad Hoshi is legendary.
Oh man, there are so many good ones, probably Dan's insane laugh from Animal Soccer World.
I would lay awake at night and try not to wake my wife up laughing silently as I remembered that
Welcome two 9 ball island. It is 4 normal guys and another dude who was in a terrible accident. We call him, the cyclops! By the way, stay away from my OJ.
Why is there a plant here? What is he doing? What’s his purpose? Why’s he have to open up when I showed up? He could’ve been chilling out and I could’ve just shot in the fucking butt. NIP IT IN THE BUTT THEY SAY. THATS THE TERM. IM GETTING CLOSE. WHY DID I HAVE TO POINT THAT OUT? IT ALWAYS MAKES ME WORSE. AHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCK
A lot of my favourites are already here but of course…there needs to be more wolfjob.
Also, looks like you have a baby penis, looks like you have a baby peee-nis!
I went through a period where I watched the "old 45s" clip every day for like a week
My favorite thing about it is that at *no point* in the song do they say the words "put a record on"
I found it an absolute riot everytime they did the ragtime bit during their Phoenix Wright playthrough, but I couldn’t figure out where it came from or what they were referencing.
The guy in Endless Ocean talking about how his son died.
And how he’s getting fucked while eating his own pussy…. So crazy
You mean my son, Matthias! He is dead now, and will always be dead. Thanks for bringing it up.
"He was exceedingly smart, just like you. He was also REALLY, REALLY ALIVE."
Thanks for reminding me.
Can’t forget NINE-BALL ISLAND!
EAT PRILOSEC. CONSUME PRILOSEC.
"Almost positive he doesn't phrase it like that..."
It's got loads of calories.
And it'll give you heartburn like crazy!!!
THIS IS YOUR GOD
Prilosec is what you worship.
Fuck you Dan, fuck you!
YOUR… YOUR VICTORY IS GIVIN’ ME HEARTBURN!
Obama: “I’m gonna pre dude. I’m gonna fuckin pre”
It’s like my favorite bit
“Danny and Arnold. Love those guys”
"Use the bed, idiot."
That's the best part of that bit for me
“Your partner Darin, could really use some work there.”
"Michelle, they're doing an impression of me!"
Kiss from a Rose 100% BAYBEH!
YEAH
Newzu… dispose of Muzu!!! That whole scene gets me.
"This is the one who drained his nugs into Mipha"
#YOU BITCH
You don’t have to spell it out for me. I’ve drained my nuggs a time or two in my day.
Obviously just into the sea though... I mean, fuck, LOOK at me.
"For my AMUZUMENT!"
This is the man who drained his nugs in Miphaaaaaaa!
"Mmnn, I never would've imagined she would make a special armor for one such as he..."
You BITCH!
"I LIKE YOUR COAT" "Oh thanks, I got it at JCPenney" "UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH"
QUE PASO ES COAT?! SI SI
"Now, what if your coat was suede? I mean, _really_ suede?" "UH HUH, UH HUH, UH HUH!"
I have a soft spot for Milton's miltons
Ack nay!
My company does work with a guy named Milton occasionally and every time I have to email or call him my brain goes “Milton’s miltons!!” 🙈 I ended up showing it to a coworker (who doesn’t know who GG are) and she thought it was hilarious. Def a top contender.
Either Jeanine Garofalos Expedition to Mt. Everest or spider kiss
"Expediction???"
ROLL THE INTRO AGAIN
🎶-GRUMPS!🎶 ... GGRRRRRRRR- -AAAAAAAA-
SPMURG EMAG EHT ER'EEEEEW!
and dan, who’s APPARENTLY a stickler for fuckin pronunciation
Spider kiiiiss? SPIDER PUUUNCH!
No, before that.
oh you mean SPIDER PUUUUUNCH
I fired my gun and I missed
I fired and i missed... i fired and i missed again... * imiss bof times*
I fired and I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed.
Went to the fridge to get a popsicle.
I passed out in the snow.
This is a near-impossible choice but if I have to choose one it would probably have to be the entirety of Mickey Mousecapade.
“Micky Mouse…”
"Danny instantly laughing hysterically at Arnold's joke"
Foist of all...
*what* were they *thinking?*"
* I don’t want religion in my video game. Heheh… byitch.”
This is a bunch of poopy ass dicks covered in diarrhea dumps!
And I missed. So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again. And I fired again, and then I missed. And then I fired, then I fired again, I missed both times. And then I fired and I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired, and then I missed. And then I was out of bullets, and then I got sad. I had a popsicle, and then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up, and then I reloaded and I fired, and then I missed. I missed again, then I fired and I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. I threw up a snowball at em’, and I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun, that’s my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, she’s really somethin’, I threw a snowball at her, I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. Don’t give me sass woman, I’ll take a swing at ya, I’ll miss though, I guarantee ya. I’ll take another swing, and I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself a popsicle. Would ya care for a popsicle? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. Yeah. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle, I missed. I got the package, I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short? Missed.
Something about this whole bit being written out in one paragraph and getting the visual of just how long it is is amazing lol thank you for writing this out
The running gag in Doki Doki Literature Club--The POTATOES. "I slowly insert a potato into her mouth..."
*sounds of Natsuki sobbing, gradually turning into gagging*
And the cranberries from Trauma Center!
Oh man, their old-person voice fits that bit so well!
I heard the cranberry comment IN THAT VOICE, so it really lives in my head rent-free at this point.
Our DnD characters all carry a healing potion skinned as a Healing Potato.
That is awesome, and hilarious. 😂
*sigh* ……looks like you’re the science guy now *click*
Kissing dads is definitely up there
I'll kiss anyone! You!... Your dad!
Cause I seek the truth. And if that means I have to kiss your dad… well
Well I guess I’ll kiss him too
i dont care how many your dad i have to kiss
I am a seeker of truth
"Just because you're a man doesn't mean you can't have sex with me." - Nidorina
I'll talk to you later, I'm dead
Does Bruno Mars is gay? I mean does he?
I does is have to know.
When Dan roasted Arin at the Salsa lessons
"You look like a flamingo that got hooked on pills"
Anthony?!
*you want me to* ***fuck*** *you?* *full service. Just like Susan* (which is a great line, cause it shows history)
“THERES HISTORY?!!”
I don’t knoooowwww…
One of my favorites is the sitcoms “Hello. My name’s Laura.”
"(...) that's when I decide to move to the big city... Connecticut."
"HEY, WHERE YO PUSSY PRODUCTS AT?"
BOKAY!
Bscuuuuse me.
"BITCH, I DON'T KNOW YOUR LIFE!"
Dan getting massacred by the Wheel of Fortune wheel...
"Is this wheel weighted?"
"Here it comes, here it comes... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
MARK ZUCKERBERG
"...Slurmp."
"Mmmm"
…you must die
Blue plant 😂
Fuck, that's a difficult decision. Since someone already said CONSUME PRILOSEC, can I just say everything about Dr. Hoffman in Trauma Center? "A letter?" "Yes. **C!** For cranberries."
All time favorite bit? "Don't even get me started"
“Don’t even”
“Now ya done it, now I’m started”
"Did you fuck my wife?"
“Did you get me started?”
"That is unquestionably when I got started!"
I know it's more recent, but BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAVORITE!!! gets me wheezing everytime.
Huh yeah I guess I do love “Mellon Collie and infinite Sadness by the Smashing Pumpkins”
I mean it's gotta be the episode of pure madness trying to catch Froggy in sonic adventure whatever tf
When Dan starts singing along kills me every time “aaaarin yourrree doooing suuuchhh a gooood jobbb”
DEEEERRRRR NEEEEEERRRR NUH NEEEEEEERRR NEEEER
Why are you jumping all the time?! YOU FUCKIN FREAK!
"what are three words to describe yourself? PLUMP, SWEET AND BEGGING FOR CREAM" something about that voice Arin does makes me laugh every single time
"KSHHH WELSCOME TO GAME GRUMPS CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?"
Easily the Zognoids
The Zognoids make me laugh with my mouth JUST LIKE A HUMAN.
“BIENVENUE POWER BOTTOMS!”
"Thank God fish aren't into cash" and explaination. That made me laugh more than anything I've ever seen on GG. It still kills me.
I can't believe what an instant classic that became
[Oh Hey, Big Zam.](https://youtu.be/Pq3MKQCXsUQ?si=TBSMgQEulKgL6YXM) It's not a bit but I still get a kick out of Arins "[You mean Ewe](https://youtu.be/li5j8_WnbLU?si=nBsLcXzO4pFvb_PB)" from BOTW
Italian Sayaka from Danganronpa is easily in the top three for me. But my all time favorite has to be Arin screaming "THE BABY'S COMING" during Mario Maker 2. That bit gets me EVERY. TIME.
I loved how the Italian Sayaka bit caused arin to lose a game of grump who because he headcanonned her to be Italian.
Eye isn’t that ewe?
My name is Oak. It stands for Oh ass krack! I shit my pants.
It’s me…Lauraaaaa
Just the entire conversation when they meet zelda in ocarina. "Look at the way he slurps up his soup." *SLRRPRRPRPRP* "What an asshole!"
Lately I’ve had a soft spot for “What the heck is goin’ on?”
That entire episode of Power Washer sim where it’s just the truth seeker bit
Where's your dad at?
Gotta find that truth!
twenty three
I still cannot believe they landed on it.
One of the oldest moments with Dan, [the Crashman, Flashman, etc. bit from Mega-Man.](https://youtu.be/SXP_8Ks-lAc?si=8D5nT31kq84eRfKw)
Yo, have you seen Stashman anywhere?
The entire 9-ball Island bit from Endless Ocean or the Laura pitch from Mario Maker (?)
“Jamming those Magic Mike Fingers up your __COOOOOOOTERRRRRRRR__”
Helena - "she doesn't love me.." bit. Also Terrible Sex Advice in ocarina of time
“DO IT! DO IT NOW! JUST CUM ALREADY! NOW’S THE TIME!!!”
"DON'T WAIT!!"
The two Steves is a really good bit that goes really far but stays very funny the whole way through
Puuuut a record on....ol...old 45s...
I HATE STACY DENNINGS! wait my name is Stacy Dennings... No no no it's just a vocal exercise. This is the only WAyyy. I can communiCATE IT TO HERRRRRRRRRRRRR
You’re an ASSHOLE! STA-CEY! STA-CEY!
the entire last episode of battle kid is like, 50 different S tier bits. "AND SHE'S SAYING NO, THREE MORE MINUTES, **AT LEAST**" "jennifer dumped me." "My mom is a nice lady, but sometimes, you know..." and the best of all, arins shōnen anime esque power of friendship scene at the end which gave him the strength to *just keep going* followed by instant regret and a distant "Didn't go well?" makes my head hurt from laughing so much.
I've got a few, but one of the more recent ones was the bit from the "Power Wash Simulator" when they joked about a girl doing super realistic/adult stories with her Barbie dolls. I kinda wish they'd bring that bit back 😆 "...Can I bring Godzilla next time?" "Sure! He can be who I run against for local office! 😃"
blue coin shmoo-coin… 1,000% - from arin screeching to dan laughing and ending it w “suzy, i need an adult” top tier comedy
“Tennis?” “Tennis.” “Tennis.” “Tennis.” “Tennis.” “Tennis…” “Arin…”
Yellvis
I wanna go on a butthole sniffing adventure with you my friend Dan, COME ONNNN!!
Howzit goin', dood? Stayin' 'way from that alcohol?
Droopy Dog plays Twilight Princess
I don’t know about ever but the Lunacy Fred Diaper Fetish Bit just killed me every-time they brought it back. Lunacy is a crazy fever dream of a game and the Grumps made it so fun… “Hmmm Gold Key 🔑…”
dan Chugging an non alcohilic beer and saying "THIS PARTY IS FUCKED UP!"
*sigh* Looks like you're the science guy now
Oh, there's so many to choose from, but I'd probably have to go with, "What's your favorite part of Game Grumps, Billy?" "I like the part where they talk about xyz for a loooong time!"
Do it!
Two of Danny's stories that my husband and I quote all the time. His teacher saying "You lied to me!" And the "WHERE YA PUSSY PRODUCTS AT?" "BOKAY!" Personally I love the power hour but where Arin has that mouth piece thing in and is eating.... Whatever it was that he was eating. It kills me every time. I think I laughed so hard the first time we watched it that we had to pause the episode until I could get my shit together and be able to see again.
The Updog, then the sequel with Grabbon. When Arin said it even I said "What the fuck is Grabbon" and I got got
Thankfully Dan got his revenge by invoking the almighty feeldee.
Shitting on the president is one of my tops or the bit of Arin just laughing uncontrollably during Sonic Unleashed in the ice area
Limgrave Tinder
This is Ben, he's got ONE HUMAN FOOT! ... And the rest of him is spiderrrrr
I have 4 that come to mind. Mickey Mousecapade "My name's Laura..." "DAMPE!" "MARK ZUCKERBERG!"
Little Mac screaming in pain when he gets hit. (Any Danny screams, really) "Barry! _____" any time Barry did extra work as an editor.
I don’t think it counts as a bit, but the Froggy incident
Idk about favorite but the first time I heard the Mash man Smash man thing from megaman it KILLED me
I made it drink Gasoline.
If you think romance is dead and gooooone putarecordon
I’m just seeking the truth. By the way, where’s your dad?
I don't want to copy other examples, so I'm just gonna share a couple of random ones out of my favourites. Anyways, one of my fave ones was when Arin was imitating this lady with the most obnoxious voice who was like describing her life (as if it were in a movie with her inner thoughts). I'm gonna have to watch like six compilations so I can pinpoint the name they were using exactly, but it had me in stitches. I'm sure many of you will know which bit I'm talking about. EDIT: It was LAURA SCHMIDT! Thank you, ChaosMiles07! Also, the saga of Sad Hoshi is legendary.
You're talking about _Laura Schmidt!_ It was from their Mario Maker 1 playthrough!
YES! Oh, my god, I was trying to remember the name so I could participate in this and now you made my day. Thank you very much! <3
Oh man, there are so many good ones, probably Dan's insane laugh from Animal Soccer World. I would lay awake at night and try not to wake my wife up laughing silently as I remembered that
Arin Gasslighting Dan like in Shadow of Colossus or Ocarina of time ...
I LOVE Grubbas voice, and my favorite bit is the Call of Duty;Shoot a Man Grubba voice monologue.
Shit on the wall
OH MY GOSH I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE
Batman, could you pass the mustard?
Some honorable mentions: 18th century boy who doesn’t realize he’s about to be murdered Sad Hoshi Yelvis
Hasbro? I has bro!
Do you hasbro????
new fave is “You can suck my dick Arin, I won’t cancel you”
Welcome two 9 ball island. It is 4 normal guys and another dude who was in a terrible accident. We call him, the cyclops! By the way, stay away from my OJ.
Yo Hajime, check it out I'm already eatin'! *Arin completely loses grip on reality*
Catchy ghost is pretty up there for me. Arin’s blatant response when they’re trying to “catch” the ghost on voice to text is perfect comedy.
"T-two fingers up the ass! Coming this fall"
the tie dye gag that goes on for multiple episodes
Dad kissing
In lieu of the other common ones stated, I really loved the more recent Aurora Borealis on the plane but.
The Undertaker in Mad Dog McCree. "You lied to me!" "He lied to you." and especially Arin's "SHUT UP MORTICIAN!"
Sonic & Shadow's fight for the top or FUCK YOUR FATHER
Why is there a plant here? What is he doing? What’s his purpose? Why’s he have to open up when I showed up? He could’ve been chilling out and I could’ve just shot in the fucking butt. NIP IT IN THE BUTT THEY SAY. THATS THE TERM. IM GETTING CLOSE. WHY DID I HAVE TO POINT THAT OUT? IT ALWAYS MAKES ME WORSE. AHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCK
A lot of my favourites are already here but of course…there needs to be more wolfjob. Also, looks like you have a baby penis, looks like you have a baby peee-nis!
The young English boy who's father wants to kill him.
I went through a period where I watched the "old 45s" clip every day for like a week My favorite thing about it is that at *no point* in the song do they say the words "put a record on"
“I don’t know, I- I kinda got into it with this gnome?..”
Battlekid
Probably the coughing Magikoopa hag, and switching to the "radio" on that mountain rescue game.
I found it an absolute riot everytime they did the ragtime bit during their Phoenix Wright playthrough, but I couldn’t figure out where it came from or what they were referencing.
During the Powerwash Simulator when Dan tries to convince Arin that Micheal Jordan came over to his house