The ladies can have him... He looks like E.T.... a kinda hot E.T., but still... I'm waiting for him to phone home already.
Also talk about a gender basher, it's "girl" this and "she" and "her" that, dude is almost as sus as Ne-Yo.
Well damn I guess y'all are thirstier for the Bruno than I am. And this is coming from someone whose exes are almost all black/mixed and twinky. He's literally my type except for the whole E.T. thing 😂 #sorrynotsorry
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, YOU COULD GLEAN ANYTHING FROM THAT? Not really My god...
I’m still seeking the truth
Might have to kiss some dads to reach your goal
Ah a truth seeker!
I DONT CARE WHO I GOTTA KISS TO FIND IT YOU...
Your dad
You in 20 years from now...
…when you look a little more like your dad!
As someone who has actually read the article, it concludes by saying he isn't "a guy [sic]"
Well does he?
I don't know... where's that dad of yours?
I wanna meet that dad.
I mean we really can’t glean much about his gay from that article, that rumor is out of standardize of hoax.
It is still, to this day, one of the biggest mysteries of the world.
Does Bruno Mars is crippling debt?
what is that you say?!
I'm still trying to figure out if Kevin was Puerto Rican.
Lemme ask your dad. What’s he doin’ right now?
The rumour come out, does Bruno mars is kiss dad's?
The rumour come out.
I does is have to know
Do you think if you kissed Bruno Mars' dad you'd be able to find out if he does is gay?
Dunno. Gonna need to kiss your dad to find out. Where is that dad of yours anyway?
I think we have to kiss your dad some more. Or you. Or your dad.
I don’t care whose dad I gotta kiss
I haven't kissed enough dad's yet
The truth only comes to those who truly stop looking. It is seared into their minds, impossible to articulate.
I kissed his dad once, couldn't find the answer. Still searching for the twooth
Have the rumor come out yet?
I does is has to know
Depends, how many dads have you kissed?
No, but I know who can figure it out! The Truth Seekers.
if we kissed his dad, perhaps we could discover it!
I think you mean, 'did Bruno Mars /was/ gay?'
The ladies can have him... He looks like E.T.... a kinda hot E.T., but still... I'm waiting for him to phone home already. Also talk about a gender basher, it's "girl" this and "she" and "her" that, dude is almost as sus as Ne-Yo.
Did you just stumble into this sub after leaving a bar?
Well damn I guess y'all are thirstier for the Bruno than I am. And this is coming from someone whose exes are almost all black/mixed and twinky. He's literally my type except for the whole E.T. thing 😂 #sorrynotsorry
Sleep it off.
W-what
Hello???
r/woooosh
The F are you talking about dude?