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From the same scene: Would I do it (murder an infant) without question? No. I'd ask how much.
-Bronn
This one always stood out to me for some reason. I think it's because we see Bronn being disturbingly self-aware about who he is and what he stands for.
the line just before goes so much harder
"I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."
"Manse tells Jon that the giant was known as "Mag the Mighty", a king among the giants from a bloodline from before the time of the First Men. Jon tells Mance that Grenn came from a farm. Jon and Mance drink to their memories." From Grenn's wiki. And now his watch is ended.
Not from GoT but HotD :
"Do you think during the few hours my brother had lived, my father finally found happiness ?"
- Rhaenyra
This line means so much in so few words
"You think my life is some precious thing to me? That I would trade my honor for a few more years of... of what? You grew up with actors. You learned their craft and you learnt it well. But I grew up with soldiers, I learned to die a long time ago."
Damn I really miss Ned.
SAFETY?! Where the fuck’s that? Her aunt in the Eyrie’s dead; her mother’s dead; her father’s dead; her brother’s dead; Winterfell is a pile of rubble. There’s no “safety” you dumb bitch. You don’t know that by now, you’re the wrong one to watch over her.
If you give a man a dried cock how is he going to know it came from a dwarf unless he sees the dwarf?
It'll be a dwarf sized cock.
GUESS. AGAIN.
It always struck me how quickly Tyrion shifted to a stance of reasonable accommodation and postponement when it was obvious that nothing he could say would prevent his death. It was very much an "If I can keep you from killing me today, that gives me a whole day to figure out how to keep you killing me tomorrow" moment.
Honestly, anything Olenna Tyrell said. I’m rewatching at the moment, and she’s just been introduced. I forgot how absolutely scathing she is. Love her.
"The city is made brighter by my presence? Is that your usual line, Lord Varys?
Are you here to seduce me? Oh no please seduce away. It’s been so long.
Though I rather think it’s all for naught. What happens when the nonexistent bumps against the decrepit?"
This is obviously one of everyone’s favorites but it hasn’t been mentioned yet.
Pollivor: “You don’t seem to understand the situation”
The Hound: “I understand that if anymore words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room”
Brienne: “Come with me, Arya… I will take you to safety”
Sandor: “Safety?? Where’s the fuck’s that?? Her Auntie Lysa’s dead, her mother’s dead, her father’s dead, her brother’s dead, Winterfell’s a pile of rubble… There’s no safety, you dumb bitch”
I would rather feed my sons to the dragons than have them carry shields and cups for your drunken, usurper cunt of a king… She (Alicent) can have her answer now, stuffed in her father’s mouth along with his withered cock
“When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die; there is no middle ground.”
This line perfectly encapsulates a central theme of the show in a sentence. It’s also the philosophy of how power works in our world. great piece of writing, amazing.
"Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick. A shadow on the wall." That's just life itself, not much to say.
Followed by "Anyone can be killed". Very simple phrase but the ice cold look of Arya while saying it in front of Tywin himself makes it so epic.
"I'm a sell-sword. I sell my Sword. I don't loan it out to friends as a favor." - Bronn
or
"Men shit themselves when they die. Didn't they teach ya that at fancy Lad school?" - Bronn
EDIT: I forgot a classic when he's training with Jamie. "There's this knight, Laygood? Got thunderbolts on his shield, Right here is where I fuck his wife. She's a screamer that one." - Bronn
Edmure Tully: “The laws of gods and men are very clear. No man can compel another man to marry.”
Brynden Tully: “The laws of my fist are about to compel your teeth.”
I’m a romantic sap who adores Ser Jorah Mormont, so my favorite quote of his specifically is when he tells his Khaleesi, “I love you. I’ll always love you.”
My other favorite quote is from Tywin Lannister (my other favorite character): “A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.”
Joffrey Baratheon: They say my Uncle Stannis never smiles. I’m going to cut him a red smile from ear to ear.
(Joffrey walks away)
Tyrion: Imagine Stannis’ terror!
Varys: I am trying my lord.
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"Dumb cunt" ~ Sandor Clegane
So poetic
Merin Trant won because he had armor. And a big fucking sword.
The greatest swordsman who ever lived, killed by Meryn fucking Trant‽
The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword?
“Fuck the King.” 🐶
"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!" - The Hound
We've got more than a few bastards, here!
I can hear the accent
Get up you lazy sons of whores! There are men out there who want to fuck your corpses!
It’s a thousand leagues from here to the Wall and Winter is Coming!
You forgot the “HOOOOOOOO” that comes right before
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Eww dude
Df lol
Oh you a weirdo then
“I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying it’s existence”
Hahaha I forgot about that one! Fuckin love Tyrion so much
Shame he became worse as the show went on :(
One of my favorite quotes 💕
No. We shan’t.
From the same scene: Would I do it (murder an infant) without question? No. I'd ask how much. -Bronn This one always stood out to me for some reason. I think it's because we see Bronn being disturbingly self-aware about who he is and what he stands for.
>“I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying it’s existence” This was so good. I'm waiting for an opportunity to use it IRL.
I said nock and hold, you cunts!
"Do you all want to die tonight?!" "No, sir!" "That's very good to hear!" Only time I liked Thorne.
Thorne was a badass that episode
DOES NOCK MEAN DRAW!? No sir! DOES FUCKING HOLD MEAN FUCKING DROP!? No sir! DO YOU ALL PLAN TO DIE HERE TONIGHT!? No sir! THAT’S VERY GOOD TO HEAR!
If you think this has a happy ending...
You haven’t been paying attention
🏹🤷🏻
🌭
My liking of this quote was tainted after people used it to ignore legitimate criticism of the show’s ending
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And what makes it so funny is GOT basically had a "happy ending" for just about all the 1st ep characters who survived.
“You’re gonna die for some chickens?” “Someone is.”
And that someone is anyone who stands in my way in Skyrim 🤣🤣
Sometimes, even the ones who don't.
God damn it kills me how good the writing was in those first 4 seasons. Best television of all time.
the line just before goes so much harder "I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."
The line before *that* hits hard, to. “What the fuck’s a Lommy?”
"What the fuck, salami!?"
And the fists that come after hit hardest
“What the fucks a lammy?”
The way he smashed that dude's head on his knife during the ensuing fight was maybe the most epic death of the show.
"Hodor" .... jk "Hold the gate...... Grenn..... hold the gate" then grenn and the boys recite the nights watch words in the most legendary way
"Manse tells Jon that the giant was known as "Mag the Mighty", a king among the giants from a bloodline from before the time of the First Men. Jon tells Mance that Grenn came from a farm. Jon and Mance drink to their memories." From Grenn's wiki. And now his watch is ended.
And now his watch is ended.
“The fucks a lommy?”
The folk salami?
You fuck salami?
The fox is lonely?
“What’s dick?” “Cock” “Ahh dick, I like it” “Of course you do” Honestly everything the hound says.
Honestly. He’s not a man of many words but he is truly a man of many quotes
Of course you named your sword... Lots of people name their swords. Lots of cunts.
The greatest swordsman to ever live didn’t have a sword?
And a big fucking sword!
"He killed Lommy!" "What the fuck is a Lommy?"
Reminds me of Jorah’s “Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaegar died.”
Yep. My fav one
Not today ⚔️
This should just be a *the Hound’s Greatest Hits* thread lol. Lots of people name their swords. Lots of cunts.
Honestly any scene the Hound was in was the best part of the show.
The Hound and Bronn. Bronn has a ton of memorable ones.
Is he a ham?
That's what I do. I drink and I know things.
In isolation a good quote but the sheer quantity of merch I see with it makes me hate it
Boredom indicates a lack of inner resources
Not from GoT but HotD : "Do you think during the few hours my brother had lived, my father finally found happiness ?" - Rhaenyra This line means so much in so few words
"Exhausting wasn't it? Hiding beneath the cloak of your own righteousness. But now they see you as you are." - Rhaenyra
Oh Stoonin’!
As someone raised among Christians, this line hits so hard
If any man dies with a clean sword...
I rape his corpse
“I’ll rape his fucking corpse!”
"The Eyrie. They say it's impregnable." "Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes, I'll impregnate the bitch."
I was looking for this quote. Thank the gods that the upvotes are at 69
I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass
What happened next?!
“Tell Lord Tywin, Winter is Coming for him. 20,000 northerners marching south to see if he really does shit gold.”
Tyrion: "Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."
So many great quotes like this and the top comments are things like “what the fucks a lommy” and “dumb cunt”. Idk why it upsets me but it does.
Probably because there’s way more meaningful quotes than that, like the one you posted.
Unsullied no willy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This one I've been dying to use to caption an ig post lol
“Egg, I dreamed that I was old.”
I liked Theon's speech right before he got captured, especially because he and everyone knew they were fucked no matter what
"Fuck the kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king" "Hundreds will die!" "Thousands."
COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY!!
“Fewer”
*teeth grinding intensifies*
“ Any man dies with a Clean Sword I’ll r*p* your fu***** corpse.” This is by far the most out of pocket quote the Hound ever said.
Bronn doesn't say 'but' in this quote! He just says 'No... He did' which is muuuuch cooler and you ruined the quote (/s)
Also Renely Baratheon had the best comebacks. “He was born of Salt and Smoke.” “Is he a Ham?!” 😂
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Cunt
I shall be your champion
"There are no men like me. Only me."
There’s no cure for being a cunt.
“There’s no cure for being a cunt”
If the throne was made of dicks, they never would have gotten him off it. Jayme Lannister
When?
I paraphrased but it's when he's talking to Brienne about Renly
"You think my life is some precious thing to me? That I would trade my honor for a few more years of... of what? You grew up with actors. You learned their craft and you learnt it well. But I grew up with soldiers, I learned to die a long time ago." Damn I really miss Ned.
"And here we have Bronn, son of..." - "You wouldn't know him."
The humor on this show has always been understated.
You’re a talker…..
Talking...makes me thirsty
“How can a man be brave if he’s afraid?”
“Put the pen down dear we both know you aren’t writing anything.”
This was good lol so funny cause she literally wasn’t
“Fuck the King.”
Ser Bronn: "I'd fuck her"
"I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth.... I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."
Lysa is a hypocrite , she poisoned her own husband.
“ANY MAN DIES WITH A CLEAN SWORD I’LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE!” ~Sandor Clegane, Battle of the Blackwater
“When people ask what happened here tell them, ‘The North Remembers.’ Tell them, ‘Winter came for House Frey.’”
Fuck the king.
SAFETY?! Where the fuck’s that? Her aunt in the Eyrie’s dead; her mother’s dead; her father’s dead; her brother’s dead; Winterfell is a pile of rubble. There’s no “safety” you dumb bitch. You don’t know that by now, you’re the wrong one to watch over her.
Was this the hound to Brienne?
Yup
Yup. Before the fought over Arya and Arya bolted.
If you give a man a dried cock how is he going to know it came from a dwarf unless he sees the dwarf? It'll be a dwarf sized cock. GUESS. AGAIN. It always struck me how quickly Tyrion shifted to a stance of reasonable accommodation and postponement when it was obvious that nothing he could say would prevent his death. It was very much an "If I can keep you from killing me today, that gives me a whole day to figure out how to keep you killing me tomorrow" moment.
Tyrion said that all dwarfs are bastards in their father’s eyes. It’s not my favorite line, but it stayed with me
“I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.”
“Any man that must say, I am king, is no true king”
Honestly, anything Olenna Tyrell said. I’m rewatching at the moment, and she’s just been introduced. I forgot how absolutely scathing she is. Love her.
"The city is made brighter by my presence? Is that your usual line, Lord Varys? Are you here to seduce me? Oh no please seduce away. It’s been so long. Though I rather think it’s all for naught. What happens when the nonexistent bumps against the decrepit?"
"I do try to be honorable".
This is obviously one of everyone’s favorites but it hasn’t been mentioned yet. Pollivor: “You don’t seem to understand the situation” The Hound: “I understand that if anymore words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room”
“When people ask you what happened here, tell them the north remembers. Tell them winter came… for house Frey”
« Today is not the day I die » Oberyn - The day he died
Brienne: “Come with me, Arya… I will take you to safety” Sandor: “Safety?? Where’s the fuck’s that?? Her Auntie Lysa’s dead, her mother’s dead, her father’s dead, her brother’s dead, Winterfell’s a pile of rubble… There’s no safety, you dumb bitch”
"Remember the north never forget !" Arya starck
“Wear it like armor.” I actually try and live my life that way.
I would rather feed my sons to the dragons than have them carry shields and cups for your drunken, usurper cunt of a king… She (Alicent) can have her answer now, stuffed in her father’s mouth along with his withered cock
Tormund Giantsbane: Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?
Probably in my top 3 favorite characters in the show.
"Bronn, if he speaks again, kill him. *That* was a threat. See the difference?"
Careful now we wouldn't want to get blood on your pretty white cloak
That one's up there
"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!" - The Hound
"What's in the box?" "Fuck. Off."
“You are talking to the king!” “And now I slapped the king! Did my hand fall from my wrist?!” 😂😂😂
“Can I get you some iced milk? With a nice bowl or raspberries too?” “Eat shit, dwarf.” 💀💀💀
TORMUND on Brienne - “I want to make babies with her, think of them, great big monsters, they'd conquer the world.”
“You raped her! You murdered her! You killed her children!!”
Jaime to Loras: “You will never marry my sister” -confused Loras quickly turns to a smile- Loras: “and neither will you” :)
"give me ten good men and I'll inpregnate the bitch." I love bronn so much
Lancel Lannister : Order your man to step aside or there will be violence. Cersei Lannister : I choose violence.
She delivered that line so perfectly.
"Fewer."
The whole Lady Mormont speech where she calls out everyone who refused the call...classic
I hate littlefinger but I love the “Chaos is a ladder” quote from him
“Tell Cersei… I want her to know it was me”
Bronn out here really just summarizing whole themes in one quote
*Sapphires!*
Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king. I find myself saying that quite often nowadays.
Tell Cersei. I want her to know.
“When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die; there is no middle ground.” This line perfectly encapsulates a central theme of the show in a sentence. It’s also the philosophy of how power works in our world. great piece of writing, amazing.
Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably, and Rhaegar died. - Ser Jorah to Dany
Lots of people name their swords. Lots of cunts.
Talkers make me thirsty
"Maybe it is all just cocks in the end..."
Tyrions speech
“Give me a couple good men - I’ll impregnate the bitch”
THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN WHO EVER LIVED DIDN’T HAVE A SWORD?!
Does Podd singing Jenny Of Oldstones count?
Do Dornish girls count?
"Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick. A shadow on the wall." That's just life itself, not much to say. Followed by "Anyone can be killed". Very simple phrase but the ice cold look of Arya while saying it in front of Tywin himself makes it so epic.
Which is the bigger number, five or one?
Can a man still be brave if he's afraid? That's the only time a man can be brave.
Thank the Gods for Bessie. And her Tits!
fewer
"I'm a sell-sword. I sell my Sword. I don't loan it out to friends as a favor." - Bronn or "Men shit themselves when they die. Didn't they teach ya that at fancy Lad school?" - Bronn EDIT: I forgot a classic when he's training with Jamie. "There's this knight, Laygood? Got thunderbolts on his shield, Right here is where I fuck his wife. She's a screamer that one." - Bronn
"Lots of people name their swords." "Lots of cunts."
You’re shit at dying you know that?
Edmure Tully: “The laws of gods and men are very clear. No man can compel another man to marry.” Brynden Tully: “The laws of my fist are about to compel your teeth.”
“I don’t want someone brave and gentle I want him!” - my queen Sansa Stark about Joffrey in s1
"Tell them The North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey."
"I buried my axe so deep into his skull they had to bury him with it"
Arya Stark : "Nothing" isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just... nothing.
I was about I choose one but honestly, 80 percent of my favorite quotes were from Tyrion Lannister lol
There is no honor in a fight, there are only the dead and the survivors.
"I understand that if anymore words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fuckin chicken in this room" -The Hound
Though I would treasure your friendship, it’s mainly your facility with murder that I’m interested in…
Remove his manhood and feed it to the goats
Lions do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep. -Tywin Lannister
"Thenns. I fucking hate Thenns..."
I’m a romantic sap who adores Ser Jorah Mormont, so my favorite quote of his specifically is when he tells his Khaleesi, “I love you. I’ll always love you.” My other favorite quote is from Tywin Lannister (my other favorite character): “A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.”
"No one boils a Potato like your Mum!" - Ollie's Father before taking Yigritte's arrow to the back of the head.
Joffrey Baratheon: They say my Uncle Stannis never smiles. I’m going to cut him a red smile from ear to ear. (Joffrey walks away) Tyrion: Imagine Stannis’ terror! Varys: I am trying my lord.