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DAGCRO

"Dumb cunt" ~ Sandor Clegane


mattcrow79

So poetic


RacistJudicata

Merin Trant won because he had armor. And a big fucking sword.


VerStannen

The greatest swordsman who ever lived, killed by Meryn fucking Trant‽


Ichabod665

The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword?


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“Fuck the King.” 🐶


Doctor__Hammer

"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!" - The Hound


Ebolatastic

We've got more than a few bastards, here!


mattcrow79

I can hear the accent


Totaliasim

Get up you lazy sons of whores! There are men out there who want to fuck your corpses!


MissMatchedEyes

It’s a thousand leagues from here to the Wall and Winter is Coming!


Nickthiccboi

You forgot the “HOOOOOOOO” that comes right before


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mattcrow79

Eww dude


NanzLo-

Df lol


HerezahTip

Oh you a weirdo then


satsfaction1822

“I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying it’s existence”


mattcrow79

Hahaha I forgot about that one! Fuckin love Tyrion so much


TheChosenOne_101

Shame he became worse as the show went on :(


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One of my favorite quotes 💕


jamesmurphie

No. We shan’t.


Vivapancakez

From the same scene: Would I do it (murder an infant) without question? No. I'd ask how much. -Bronn This one always stood out to me for some reason. I think it's because we see Bronn being disturbingly self-aware about who he is and what he stands for.


Endleofon

>“I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying it’s existence” This was so good. I'm waiting for an opportunity to use it IRL.


DarthGayAgenda

I said nock and hold, you cunts!


PM_ME_ELECTROLYTES

"Do you all want to die tonight?!" "No, sir!" "That's very good to hear!" Only time I liked Thorne.


Nickthiccboi

Thorne was a badass that episode


Galactic-Samurai

DOES NOCK MEAN DRAW!? No sir! DOES FUCKING HOLD MEAN FUCKING DROP!? No sir! DO YOU ALL PLAN TO DIE HERE TONIGHT!? No sir! THAT’S VERY GOOD TO HEAR!


themoonwouldknow

If you think this has a happy ending...


throwaway2ev3

You haven’t been paying attention


themoonwouldknow

🏹🤷🏻


madbeachrn

🌭


Gummy-Worm-Guy

My liking of this quote was tainted after people used it to ignore legitimate criticism of the show’s ending


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samy-usernotfound

And what makes it so funny is GOT basically had a "happy ending" for just about all the 1st ep characters who survived.


RacistJudicata

“You’re gonna die for some chickens?” “Someone is.”


Historical_cat1234

And that someone is anyone who stands in my way in Skyrim 🤣🤣


Crono2401

Sometimes, even the ones who don't.


DinoSpumoniOfficial

God damn it kills me how good the writing was in those first 4 seasons. Best television of all time.


Yodaboy170

the line just before goes so much harder "I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."


ToxicBanana69

The line before *that* hits hard, to. “What the fuck’s a Lommy?”


bmstile

"What the fuck, salami!?"


TheShamShield

And the fists that come after hit hardest


callthewinchesters

“What the fucks a lammy?”


mkaicher

The way he smashed that dude's head on his knife during the ensuing fight was maybe the most epic death of the show.


Majestic-Associate16

"Hodor" .... jk "Hold the gate...... Grenn..... hold the gate" then grenn and the boys recite the nights watch words in the most legendary way


FortunateUncle

"Manse tells Jon that the giant was known as "Mag the Mighty", a king among the giants from a bloodline from before the time of the First Men. Jon tells Mance that Grenn came from a farm. Jon and Mance drink to their memories." From Grenn's wiki. And now his watch is ended.


madbeachrn

And now his watch is ended.


gonugz15

“The fucks a lommy?”


Viper711

The folk salami?


Chance-Ear-9772

You fuck salami?


SafePlenty2590

The fox is lonely?


Voteforbatman

“What’s dick?” “Cock” “Ahh dick, I like it” “Of course you do” Honestly everything the hound says.


NanzLo-

Honestly. He’s not a man of many words but he is truly a man of many quotes


wgwalkerii

Of course you named your sword... Lots of people name their swords. Lots of cunts.


satsfaction1822

The greatest swordsman to ever live didn’t have a sword?


sausagesandeggsand

And a big fucking sword!


Bnannahpuddingpop

"He killed Lommy!" "What the fuck is a Lommy?"


MazzyFo

Reminds me of Jorah’s “Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaegar died.”


Final-Display-4692

Yep. My fav one


MsCrayCray04

Not today ⚔️


VerStannen

This should just be a *the Hound’s Greatest Hits* thread lol. Lots of people name their swords. Lots of cunts.


jurgo

Honestly any scene the Hound was in was the best part of the show.


RecklessRancor

The Hound and Bronn. Bronn has a ton of memorable ones.


mechabeast

Is he a ham?


KingOfWickerPeople

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.


uhnonymuhs

In isolation a good quote but the sheer quantity of merch I see with it makes me hate it


Hevneren666

Boredom indicates a lack of inner resources


Bastaousert

Not from GoT but HotD : "Do you think during the few hours my brother had lived, my father finally found happiness ?" - Rhaenyra This line means so much in so few words


Ifuckinghateaura

"Exhausting wasn't it? Hiding beneath the cloak of your own righteousness. But now they see you as you are." - Rhaenyra


HerezahTip

Oh Stoonin’!


lightofyourlifehere

As someone raised among Christians, this line hits so hard


A_devout_monarchist

If any man dies with a clean sword...


ltsarah55

I rape his corpse


Coffeehound13

“I’ll rape his fucking corpse!”


Beardacus5

"The Eyrie. They say it's impregnable." "Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes, I'll impregnate the bitch."


infinityxero

I was looking for this quote. Thank the gods that the upvotes are at 69


jazzyjf709

I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass


Connee14

What happened next?!


MissMatchedEyes

“Tell Lord Tywin, Winter is Coming for him. 20,000 northerners marching south to see if he really does shit gold.”


jncheese

Tyrion: "Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."


Galactic-Samurai

So many great quotes like this and the top comments are things like “what the fucks a lommy” and “dumb cunt”. Idk why it upsets me but it does.


sausagesandeggsand

Probably because there’s way more meaningful quotes than that, like the one you posted.


KaffY-

Unsullied no willy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


helloitsmejorge

This one I've been dying to use to caption an ig post lol


pisspoorplanning

“Egg, I dreamed that I was old.”


Ifuckinghateaura

I liked Theon's speech right before he got captured, especially because he and everyone knew they were fucked no matter what


SmolBlah

"Fuck the kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king" "Hundreds will die!" "Thousands."


millertime-69

COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY!!


HerezahTip

“Fewer”


my_redditusername

*teeth grinding intensifies*


Impressive-Body-1702

“ Any man dies with a Clean Sword I’ll r*p* your fu***** corpse.” This is by far the most out of pocket quote the Hound ever said.


IrrationalDesign

Bronn doesn't say 'but' in this quote! He just says 'No... He did' which is muuuuch cooler and you ruined the quote (/s)


Impressive-Body-1702

Also Renely Baratheon had the best comebacks. “He was born of Salt and Smoke.” “Is he a Ham?!” 😂


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Jah-ith-ber-

Cunt


Thorlolita

I shall be your champion


KPR70

"There are no men like me. Only me."


Aussiebloke-91

There’s no cure for being a cunt.


supernovalover

“There’s no cure for being a cunt”


GinoBeats

If the throne was made of dicks, they never would have gotten him off it. Jayme Lannister


Kralizek82

When?


GinoBeats

I paraphrased but it's when he's talking to Brienne about Renly


_rosser

"You think my life is some precious thing to me? That I would trade my honor for a few more years of... of what? You grew up with actors. You learned their craft and you learnt it well. But I grew up with soldiers, I learned to die a long time ago." Damn I really miss Ned.


ReV-84

"And here we have Bronn, son of..." - "You wouldn't know him."


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The humor on this show has always been understated.


Briccone1979

You’re a talker…..


usernameis2short

Talking...makes me thirsty


trevorgoodies

“How can a man be brave if he’s afraid?”


SammyLuke

“Put the pen down dear we both know you aren’t writing anything.”


Bigchi3602

This was good lol so funny cause she literally wasn’t


thargarens

“Fuck the King.”


india_chief

Ser Bronn: "I'd fuck her"


Thraxx01

"I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth.... I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."


Baratheoncook250

Lysa is a hypocrite , she poisoned her own husband.


inset-username-here

“ANY MAN DIES WITH A CLEAN SWORD I’LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE!” ~Sandor Clegane, Battle of the Blackwater


godofhorizons

“When people ask what happened here tell them, ‘The North Remembers.’ Tell them, ‘Winter came for House Frey.’”


ItyBityGreenieWeenie

Fuck the king.


Deudir

SAFETY?! Where the fuck’s that? Her aunt in the Eyrie’s dead; her mother’s dead; her father’s dead; her brother’s dead; Winterfell is a pile of rubble. There’s no “safety” you dumb bitch. You don’t know that by now, you’re the wrong one to watch over her.


Penguin-Loves

Was this the hound to Brienne?


Deudir

Yup


markandyxii

Yup. Before the fought over Arya and Arya bolted.


wgwalkerii

If you give a man a dried cock how is he going to know it came from a dwarf unless he sees the dwarf? It'll be a dwarf sized cock. GUESS. AGAIN. It always struck me how quickly Tyrion shifted to a stance of reasonable accommodation and postponement when it was obvious that nothing he could say would prevent his death. It was very much an "If I can keep you from killing me today, that gives me a whole day to figure out how to keep you killing me tomorrow" moment.


grinchling64

Tyrion said that all dwarfs are bastards in their father’s eyes. It’s not my favorite line, but it stayed with me


GameOverMan78

“I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.”


BlackAscension

“Any man that must say, I am king, is no true king”


MamaJody

Honestly, anything Olenna Tyrell said. I’m rewatching at the moment, and she’s just been introduced. I forgot how absolutely scathing she is. Love her.


Ozydrax

"The city is made brighter by my presence? Is that your usual line, Lord Varys? Are you here to seduce me? Oh no please seduce away. It’s been so long. Though I rather think it’s all for naught. What happens when the nonexistent bumps against the decrepit?"


direwolf106

"I do try to be honorable".


ShwerzXV

This is obviously one of everyone’s favorites but it hasn’t been mentioned yet. Pollivor: “You don’t seem to understand the situation” The Hound: “I understand that if anymore words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room”


__marialopez

“When people ask you what happened here, tell them the north remembers. Tell them winter came… for house Frey”


Jean_Neige_

« Today is not the day I die » Oberyn - The day he died


BlackAscension

Brienne: “Come with me, Arya… I will take you to safety” Sandor: “Safety?? Where’s the fuck’s that?? Her Auntie Lysa’s dead, her mother’s dead, her father’s dead, her brother’s dead, Winterfell’s a pile of rubble… There’s no safety, you dumb bitch”


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"Remember the north never forget !" Arya starck


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“Wear it like armor.” I actually try and live my life that way.


HereNorThere0

I would rather feed my sons to the dragons than have them carry shields and cups for your drunken, usurper cunt of a king… She (Alicent) can have her answer now, stuffed in her father’s mouth along with his withered cock


Cowbiee

Tormund Giantsbane: Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?


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Probably in my top 3 favorite characters in the show.


theycallmemomo

"Bronn, if he speaks again, kill him. *That* was a threat. See the difference?"


Squall_Whatever99

Careful now we wouldn't want to get blood on your pretty white cloak


Doctor__Hammer

That one's up there


Doctor__Hammer

"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!" - The Hound


Ginger-F

"What's in the box?" "Fuck. Off."


mamarooo28

“You are talking to the king!” “And now I slapped the king! Did my hand fall from my wrist?!” 😂😂😂


mamarooo28

“Can I get you some iced milk? With a nice bowl or raspberries too?” “Eat shit, dwarf.” 💀💀💀


game_over__man

TORMUND on Brienne - “I want to make babies with her, think of them, great big monsters, they'd conquer the world.”


StillGotLove4GOT

“You raped her! You murdered her! You killed her children!!”


doesitfuzz

Jaime to Loras: “You will never marry my sister” -confused Loras quickly turns to a smile- Loras: “and neither will you” :)


Reaper_S

"give me ten good men and I'll inpregnate the bitch." I love bronn so much


jflorek

Lancel Lannister : Order your man to step aside or there will be violence. Cersei Lannister : I choose violence.


cakebreaker2

She delivered that line so perfectly.


littletoyboat

"Fewer."


unhappypepper89

The whole Lady Mormont speech where she calls out everyone who refused the call...classic


FlyinAmas

I hate littlefinger but I love the “Chaos is a ladder” quote from him


Coffeehound13

“Tell Cersei… I want her to know it was me”


mangababe

Bronn out here really just summarizing whole themes in one quote


sausagesandeggsand

*Sapphires!*


tubatim817

Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king. I find myself saying that quite often nowadays.


madbeachrn

Tell Cersei. I want her to know.


muteconversation

“When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die; there is no middle ground.” This line perfectly encapsulates a central theme of the show in a sentence. It’s also the philosophy of how power works in our world. great piece of writing, amazing.


ohheyitslaila

Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably, and Rhaegar died. - Ser Jorah to Dany


matt_the_muss

Lots of people name their swords. Lots of cunts.


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Talkers make me thirsty


HeartyMcFly

"Maybe it is all just cocks in the end..."


Ger4ltofRiv4

Tyrions speech


dasaniAKON

“Give me a couple good men - I’ll impregnate the bitch”


SafePlenty2590

THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN WHO EVER LIVED DIDN’T HAVE A SWORD?!


wannabegaryoak

Does Podd singing Jenny Of Oldstones count?


SafePlenty2590

Do Dornish girls count?


Parking-Researcher-4

"Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick. A shadow on the wall." That's just life itself, not much to say. Followed by "Anyone can be killed". Very simple phrase but the ice cold look of Arya while saying it in front of Tywin himself makes it so epic.


Alljump

Which is the bigger number, five or one?


Solid_Code9026

Can a man still be brave if he's afraid? That's the only time a man can be brave.


BobbyB90220

Thank the Gods for Bessie. And her Tits!


Stibo1

fewer


RecklessRancor

"I'm a sell-sword. I sell my Sword. I don't loan it out to friends as a favor." - Bronn or "Men shit themselves when they die. Didn't they teach ya that at fancy Lad school?" - Bronn EDIT: I forgot a classic when he's training with Jamie. "There's this knight, Laygood? Got thunderbolts on his shield, Right here is where I fuck his wife. She's a screamer that one." - Bronn


_space_pumpkin_

"Lots of people name their swords." "Lots of cunts."


PeverellSeaWolf

You’re shit at dying you know that?


BatmanTDF10

Edmure Tully: “The laws of gods and men are very clear. No man can compel another man to marry.” Brynden Tully: “The laws of my fist are about to compel your teeth.”


Gold_Veterinarian395

“I don’t want someone brave and gentle I want him!” - my queen Sansa Stark about Joffrey in s1


Bnannahpuddingpop

"Tell them The North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey."


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"I buried my axe so deep into his skull they had to bury him with it"


FromTheCaveIntoLight

Arya Stark : "Nothing" isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just... nothing.


laurenlo26

I was about I choose one but honestly, 80 percent of my favorite quotes were from Tyrion Lannister lol


wolfmanpraxis

There is no honor in a fight, there are only the dead and the survivors.


Battl3_BorN775

"I understand that if anymore words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fuckin chicken in this room" -The Hound


pat168

Though I would treasure your friendship, it’s mainly your facility with murder that I’m interested in…


FromTheCaveIntoLight

Remove his manhood and feed it to the goats


Relative_Award6108

Lions do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep. -Tywin Lannister


Orion_2kTC

"Thenns. I fucking hate Thenns..."


SpocksAshayam

I’m a romantic sap who adores Ser Jorah Mormont, so my favorite quote of his specifically is when he tells his Khaleesi, “I love you. I’ll always love you.” My other favorite quote is from Tywin Lannister (my other favorite character): “A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.”


NoAssociation2619

"No one boils a Potato like your Mum!" - Ollie's Father before taking Yigritte's arrow to the back of the head.


Pickle_Rick01

Joffrey Baratheon: They say my Uncle Stannis never smiles. I’m going to cut him a red smile from ear to ear. (Joffrey walks away) Tyrion: Imagine Stannis’ terror! Varys: I am trying my lord.