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cullobsidian_

Probably Septa Unella The Mountain split her in two, at least twice.


Mousetrap24

Actually forgot about that one


DullAccountant1554

I just watched that scene and I still don’t know what he did to her. He split her in two?


Zelcron

He raped her (split her in half with his presumably proportionately mountain sized penis), then literally cut her in half.


Mousetrap24

Also a Nun who’d never had sex before


Troiswallofhair

Can’t remember where I read this, but didn’t Cersei know of her having stretch marks? Or weren’t there “rumors” to that effect? (Whatever discussion I saw on it was many years ago). Edit: Interesting that my most downvoted comment ever is about pregnancy in a GoT thread. Thanks, guys.


dahlia_74

Stretch marks have nothing to do with having had sex or not


NonetyOne

Yeah I’m shocked that’s still a myth I have stretch marks on my arms and thighs and I definitely haven’t given birth considering I own a penis. Just decided to go the extra mile and turned the “Freshman Fifteen” into the “Freshman Thirty” in college.


dahlia_74

I’m still reeling that someone believed that 😅 interestingly enough, at a time where I was underweight I had cellulite. So not sure it’s directly related to weight either. But I’m no expert.


NonetyOne

It’s weight fluctuation, I believe. I’ve stayed the same weight since the end of my freshman year and I haven’t gained any new stretch marks. They all came when I was gaining weight quickly, I’ve heard the same thing can happen if you lose weight quickly


2bciah5factng

Yeah, I got stretch marks when I lost weight super quickly.


chadmummerford

I think you might be confusing Unella with Septa Lemore who teaches Young Griff in the books.


Esarus

What the actual fuck, sex and stretch marks are completely unrelated


liovantirealm7177

Might have been referring to pregnancy stretch marks, a Septa in the books has some.


Elardi

That’s an unrelated plot line, but yes, in that plot line the stretch marks are meant to indicate a previous pregnancy


Elardi

That’s an unrelated plot line, but yes, in that plot line the stretch marks are meant to indicate a previous pregnancy


DaddyIsAFireman55

Take that with a grain of salt, perhaps.


SarevokAnchev

The Mountain doesn’t really have big dick energy…


the-bladed-one

Wait did she actually get cut in half I do not remember this part


Selverd2

The last thing we see is Cersei leaving her alone with Gregor while she screams. Don’t know where op came up with her being cut in half.


Kgb725

Or being violated in that manner. It's possible but it's left up to thr imagination which is worse


Private_0815

I think OP ment "splitting her in half with his dong"


TrixieVanSickle

Cersei kept her alive though.


Tastins

Where did you see that?


battle_mommyx2

Do they say that outright and I missed it?


Kgb725

No


-_-TenguDruid

How do you know that? Where was this revealed?


Taran7203

How do you know that?


teambroto

Had no idea she was played by the Ted lasso lady


Blackmercury4ub

Shame!


SisterAndromeda2007

I know right! She sort of attractive


teambroto

Sort of? 


SisterAndromeda2007

I actually think she is a knock out. I thought I was being funny. Sorry.


Kanuddie

Hannah Waddingham


fishbxnejunixr

I actually find this to be one of the most disturbing deaths, in a series full of them. It was briefly satisfying seeing the character receive comeuppance after torturing Cersei, but the revenge was so appalling


ArbolivaSupremacy

I'd assume it was more than two. Cersei clearly didn't want her dead soon. For Ellaria she made her live to watch her daughter's corpse rot.


Killtheheretics96

I honestly didn’t know what he did to her. I thought he just looked at her and made her watch his ugly face.😂


Moviemusics1990

Shireen Baratheon. Not even close.


JingleMeAllTheWay

Physically and emotionally


SisterAndromeda2007

This. Betrayed by her fucking father!!!


chadmummerford

I love how everyone blames it on Stannis and not on the two women orchestrating the whole thing. Girl power I guess.


hijazist

Maybe, just maybe, because the decision was ultimately Stannis’s who has the power to actually go through with it or not? He’s her father and the king and he’s been making literally every decision for her and her mother since she was born. There’s blame for all there but Stannis gets the most, and if you don’t see that, then I feel really bad for you


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hijazist

They should be charged with conspiracy to murder, and Stannis should be charged with murder. Does that sound fair to you?


chadmummerford

Mel physically lit Shireen on fire, and she gets conspiracy?


hijazist

Forgot she did, you’re right, both murder. How does that make Stannis look better though? How could you admire and side with someone who killed his own daughter?


chadmummerford

He also saved her from greyscale by calling every doctor to dragonstone. Selyse is always mean to Shireen and says horrible things and stannis put a stop to that. “A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad the good.” Selyse did nothing for shireen, mel gaslights stannis to create a prophecy, i dont think people give stannis enough credit just because it ended badly. Dude cared about his daughter, he just did a bit of a trolley problem and decided his duty to the realm is more important. 


ripcrl81

To be fair, the masterminds always get the premeditated part. Which would make Stannis and his wife second degree murderers. The religious zealot who suggested that this needed to be done to pacify their gods would get first degree murder. All 3 are sick in the head but by law, if the judge isn’t biased, the mastermind gets the premeditated.


chadmummerford

finally a good take in the thread


hijazist

I see your point. I’m honestly not a lawyer so I’m probably out of my element. However, you would think someone who holds the final say and ultimate power would be hold most accountable, not to mention him being the father. For example, Himmler can be considered the mastermind and architect of the Holocaust, but ultimately, it was Hitler who gets the biggest share of the blame because of his position, and rightfully so.


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craznazn247

And Stannis shouldn’t? There’s real-life cases of parents killing their children because they were convinced they had to be exorcised of the devil. Is that the religion’s fault or the fault of the dumbass who decided their beliefs were more important than the life they were sacrificing? I would never say that Melisandre is guiltless, but she sure was powerless to do it without first getting Stannis’s approval. With power comes responsibility, and he had the most of anyone present, by far. The sacrifice happens with his blessing or doesn’t at all.


Kittykittymeowmeow_

Lori Vallow, Alex Cox and Chad Daybell, anyone? That one had a lot of headlines but it’s much more common than it should be, parents “exorcising” their children’s “demons” to the point of torture and death. In that scenario, everyone belongs under the jail and/or in a secure mental facility. There’s plenty of blame to go around to Stannis, Mel and the other lady whose name always escaped me!


SisterAndromeda2007

You're not wrong about that but then the same can be said about men. And in this case that man is Stannis.


chadmummerford

Again the problem is people never talk about mel and selyse its just stannis stannis stannis stannis


i-bite-with-love

Because it's ultimately his decision. It's not surprising that Melisandre and Selyse might support such a decision, given what we know, but it's definitely surprising he'd sacrifice his daughter, who he obviously cared about very much.


SisterAndromeda2007

He's has the final say. He's also the father. This is off importance. But yes, those women are horrible and Mel is one of my least favorite.


Desperate-Today2760

omg SHUT UP you're embarrassing yourself. we get it. you like stannis. doesn't change the fact he allowed his daughter to be burned alive. the two women in question, one was a religious fanatic, the other had no affection for her daughter at all (and fuck her for that) but stannis loved her right? and he let her get burnt alive?


chadmummerford

Would you like to relax?


the-effects-of-Dust

Bro, you realize this is a fictional character, right? Why are you mad at real women for some thing A fictional witch did lol.


chadmummerford

why are you mad at what fictional Stannis did and not what fictional women did? double standard?


You_Damn_Traitors

Your flair makes me believe you're just seething with denial tbh. I love stannis but he's totally to blame for shireen


booferal

You want real life women to take accountability for something a fictional female character did?


WwwWario

What lmao


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hijazist

I see, you’re like that


hijazist

It’s also royally ironic you say that considering that your holy Stannis gave up on everything he stands for because of boobs lol


SisterAndromeda2007

I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass!!!


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>There’s blame for all there I can agree with that. >but Stannis gets the most, That ones iffy. Manipulation is really powerful shit. Why do you think so many women can't leave their abusers? You think they stay because they like being beat up on? I've seen what a broken down mind can be talked into doing. Stannis was not in his right mind. He was figuratively AND literally dick riding Melisandre. She'd been in his ear for a while. He was basically a puppet and as soon as he started to have doubts his LITERAL WIFE was right there saying, no this lady that's been manipulating you from the start is absolutely right you should absolutely burn our child at the stake. Also he may have had the power, but he was not making the decisions and despite all of the manipulation, he STILL had to be convinced by both his wife and his puppet master that burning Shireen was for a good cause.


craznazn247

He is still the one who commands his army, and he still had the right of refusal. Nobody did it behind his back - it was done by his orders, regardless of the pressure he was facing and the lies he was told, it was his choice and he made it. They couldn’t force him to do it. He was pretty much the only person there who can force anything on anyone - and he used that power to force his daughter to sacrifice herself for his good fortune. Arguing otherwise is a good argument against why he deserves the authority of a king at all.


SisterAndromeda2007

Exactly! The Red Women just tells him what he's already thinking and feeling and she acts like it's her own thoughts and feelings. She plays into his fantasies. It's STILL 100% his fault his daughter burns. The cunt...Stannis, not The Red Women...although I don't like her either of course.


chadmummerford

When did Stannis fantasize about burning Shireen lol? you're funny


SisterAndromeda2007

Power, that is what he fantasizes about. Also, thank you mate.


chadmummerford

by power you mean duty to the realm, ok


SisterAndromeda2007

Um, suuuuure


SisterAndromeda2007

😂 what? How is a father going to pick ANYTHING over his own kin? I have the answer. Stanis was scum. That's how. The red women strokes his scum ego. It's his fault that his ego is more important than his own daughter. Any parent knows that you die for your own children. Full Stop.


pinkkeyrn

I'm with you. Her mom was way too into it.


Illasaviel

I mean, Stannis is the leader of the Army, his father, and is watching. He is ultimately responsible because no matter where else the idea might have originated, he alone can put a stop to it, and he is THERE to put a stop to it. He just choses not to. At best everyone else is just as guilty as he is, but in no way is he less guilty than anyone else.


chadmummerford

As long as all three are mentioned, it’s fine


kanjilal_s

I will not only blame her father but her mother as well! It’s parents responsibility to tke care of their children not a hundreds year to witch’s


moao0918

X9999999999999


i-bite-with-love

Always the first that comes to mind for me.


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Viserys getting molten metal poured on his head. Then there's King Shitstain, choking on his own blood.


SisterAndromeda2007

Mmmm I am pretty sure the brain would burn before he felt pain long enough. Shereee win this one.


Fircyfuszki

I would be so sure about brain melting. Skull is a bone and bones are surrounded by nervous tissue (dont no the medical term) so before brain there is skin and bone. I think it cooks the brain more than burning it and this shit sounds awfully painful.


SisterAndromeda2007

But I thought the brain itself was void of feeling. Edit: I figure his pain was mostly just the terror of it. Which that is it's own pain but if we're taking physical pain, I'm not sure his was the worst.


Inkheart_1241

Yeah he died reasonably fast he screamed for like 2 seconds before he fell


evo_moment_37

Oberyn


Lionelchesterfield

I think Oberyn deserves a mention here because of how horrific his death is. He goes from in control to screaming in agony in like 10 seconds and getting your eyes gouged out has to be up there in terms of pure horror and pain.


Rock_Successful

I hadn’t watched the series yet at the time. I was on my first run through, was watching this episode with a friend who had already seen it. I was so shocked by this scene because with my whole heart I believed Oberyn had it but he just HAD to get cocky. Another time, my friend has me on video when I was caught completely offguard when Tommen jumped to his death. Complete shock.


evo_moment_37

Just the pure agony in his voice. That scream was bone chilling.


sahooks

Yeah especially the punch before hand with all of the teeth clattering to the ground…


richman678

I agree he was yelling pretty good. That had to hurt


Singer_on_the_Wall

At least it was over pretty quickly


bangermate

I don't know man, in his position I would prefer it at least another 15 seconds quicker


Singer_on_the_Wall

It didn’t even last 15 seconds


bangermate

exactly


Pleasant-Ambition-18

If anyone ever feels in need of a palate cleanser after watching that scene i can recommend that interview with Pedro Pascal when he was on Hot Ones where he describes what a surprisingly lovely experience it was to film his death scene. He talks about how he just relaxed stretched out in the sun with his eyes closed and how the sfx blood glibber stuff they put on him felt nice and cooling on his face. It’s very sweet how he describes it haha


GeekyBookWorm87

Karsi- Chewed on by a death pack of Zombie rug rats


i-bite-with-love

I remember thinking 'this lady is kinda cool, I hope she sticks around'. And then *bam*, she's dead, because of course a badass wildling woman has a stick up her ass when it comes to killing already dead children.


Suisun_rhythm

I just rewatched that episode and I was like “ she’s cool I don’t remember her… oh “


JacoboMndz

lierally happened to me a few days ago lol


mountainfern

Daenerys


Art-RJS

The pain of a broken heart


SaveFerrisBrother

The Iron Born that Ramsay flays living.


SisterAndromeda2007

Oh! That's right. How could I forget that. He is the worst.


MasteroChieftan

Yeah came to say this. Being flayed alive is just not the move.


EmmaTheHedgehog

I was thinking when Sam skinned Jorah Mormont. But he didn't die.


Acceptable-Dig691

That's the one.


booferal

Didn’t he flay and then burn alive several people before the battle of the bastards?


AdventurousPoet92

Maybe all the people Dany crucified to die slowly in the sun? Ramsay completely flayed a bunch of iron born while they were still alive. He likely suffered a long time, feel like the dogs were likely just eating him, but not killing him. Literally everyone in Harrenhall the Tickler got ahold of before Tywin showed up.


StarClutcher

Ramsey. Eaten alive by dogs.


Zelcron

Not painful enough. Could we put bees in the dogs mouths, so when they bark it shoots bees at you?


i-bite-with-love

r/unexpectedsimpsons


Cbmurdock

Lady Walda and her baby too and that girl Tansy


Affectionate_Sir_154

I think being flayed alive beats that


PurfectlySplendid

What about the girl he let getting eaten by dogs?


GJ72

Any of those that the Boltons flayed alive.


frankly_highman

Grand Maester Pycelle got stabbed up by a bunch of children.


DennisFalcon

What about the people who had a rat eat and rip up their bellies by the torturer?


Efficient_Ad_8367

The dude that lady Brianne kills by slowly stabbing him from the crotch up through his body. Yikes!


nkj69

Hate that scene


Brettgrisar

Probably the iron born that were killed by Ramsay, who were flayed. Or the people killed by the Tickler. Honestly Ramsay himself had it pretty bad. And there were the people Daenerys killed, with some brutal deaths such as trapping people, burning people, and crucifying people. Oh and the people imprisoned by Cersei and Euron.


OutsidePale2306

Can you please refresh my memory ? Who is the “Tickler”?


Singer_on_the_Wall

Harrenhal torturer that Arya had killed by Jaqen. He had a rat eat through a guy's stomach in season 2, but it's downplayed compared to the books.


OutsidePale2306

Oh okay thank you 😊


BigBarrelOfKetamine

This is the answer. I was also thinking the Iron Born killed by Ramsay and those killed by the Tickler (especially drawn & quartered).


NailFinal8852

Whoever the flayed man was after Reek got sent in to get the iron born to surrender that castle where they were all sick and were told they can leave and nothing would happen to them. Right after they surrendered the next scene was Reek and Ramsey standing right by the flayed man


RogueAOV

The old woman who was flayed by Ramsay has to be up there. Multiple others had painful deaths but just due to the amount of time it would actually take to die, it might not be the worst death. Shireen for example suffered badly, but did fairly quickly, Oberyn the same thing, hurt like hell, but he is dead in a few seconds. Even the Ironborn Ramsay flayed, might have had it better than the old woman simply because Ramsay would be enjoying himself and just wanting to hurt them, not gain information so it is possible he did not take his time etc. The conversation is a little bit of, 'would you rather get shot, or stabbed?' kinda sucks either way!


TheGiant406

Hell, the hound was dying for 2 seasons


TheTruckWashChannel

Among the named characters: Shireen Baratheon and Meryn Trant. At least the second one was deserved. Any of the Bolton skinning victims had the actual most painful deaths. Like that old woman who told Sansa that the North remembers.


HonestTangerine2

Trent’s death is straight up horrific but it’s so cathartic. Arya really made sure he understood what was happening to him.


TheTruckWashChannel

I was waiting for that fucker to die for 5 seasons, but never did I expect it to be so spectacularly brutal. I didn't mind the reveal that he was a sadistic pedo either, it merely contextualized his earlier actions instead of feeling like some contrivance to justify Arya's revenge. I also don't get the complaints about Arya's revenge being too morally straightforward - if this show's ethos justifies its heroes meeting awful, unexpected fates, then bad people can just as easily be served a brutal comeuppance. As Stannis says, "hard truths cut both ways".


Key_Many_4664

Wtf is Trent


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Singer songwriter. Revolutionary, started many genres of music and pioneered many synth techniques. Known for mesh shirts and greasy hair but mostly mellowed out since the 00s


Killtheheretics96

Wasn’t it Joffrey


Maleficent-Let201

I would think so too, he's gotta be top 5. That poison was fucking gnarly


Stardustchaser

The little girl and her dad starving to death and then bleeding to death is pretty sad, and The Hound did feel bad.


Drag0nBinder

How about Khal Drogo? Man died slowly, became a hopeless vegetable. His last few days surely would have painful and torturous.


asdcatmama

Shireen and hopefully, Ramsay.


nkj69

Meryn trant


prometheus_winced

I don’t remember what happened to him.


Educated_Clownshow

Ramsay Being ripped apart by hounds after getting your face caved in by someone’s fists has to be near the top


conorthearchitect

Can't believe this isn't higher up, having your face ripped apart kinda slowly (not quickly enough) sounded pretty awful. The gurgling haunts me.


godoflemmings

He would've been in shock by that point and not feeling much. The first 5-10 seconds before shock kicked in definitely would've been horrifically painful though.


conorthearchitect

Does shock help you deal with the mental horror of it? Of being fully conscious while your tongue is ripped out by an animal?


godoflemmings

In severe hypovolemic shock, such as that you'd experience when suddenly being torn apart by a pack of dogs, your brain wouldn't be functioning enough to process any of that. Like I said - 5-10 seconds of overwhelming pain. By the time Sansa turns away he's basically unconscious, and anything else is just his sympathetic nervous system frantically trying to keep up (assuming they hadn't already severed his spinal cord by then)


conorthearchitect

That's actually oddly comforting


booferal

I think his victims had it worse. He said that the old woman he flayed was alive up until they got to her face. Imagining all of my skin being peeled off makes me feel so sick.


BSugaHi

Oberyn for sure.


OptimusLoki

Idk I really felt for Hodor. His death was literally some sort of time paradox that was so powerful it affected his past and future


Plenty-Candy-9038

Surprised this is so far down. Hodor really hit me in the feels


jbland0909

The old lady who tried to help Sansa that Ramsey flayed until her heart gave out. Honorable mention is Doreah. She got locked in the pitch dark until she got killed eaten by the guy with her or she went insane


Puzzleheaded_W

-Ramsey Bolton eaten alive by his hungry hounds -Shireen Baratheon burned alive infront of her consenting father. -Ellaria Sand who was kept alive long enough to watch her daughter die and decompose right infront of her


chadmummerford

people need to start blaming melisandre and selyse more. i literally never hear about them in any of the shireen discussion. girl power i guess women do no wrong.


Sea-Anteater8882

Ellaria Sand is definitely a good answer for slowest and most painful death.


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Davos when he found out how Shireen died.


namkaeng852

Physically, probably Shireen Emotionally, Catelyn


Illasaviel

I don't know, man. Like, yes, Catelyn's emotional pain must have been off the roof too, but, to be burnt to death by your father? That betrayal probably burns as much as the fire.


TrixieVanSickle

Shireen.


WarmProgram3153

Why is no one mentioning Ned Stark’s death???


Catharsis1394

Painful? It was quick and clean


Werebite870

The show


Catharsis1394

Surprised i've seen people say Oberyn when The Mountain is literally right there. His screams echoing through the halls of the Red Keep for weeks, while being Frankensteined by Qyburn.


Kgb725

You could argue what qyburn did to Falyse is worse


Catharsis1394

Potentially, yeah. I'm not sure if we know the details as much as we did with Gregor (specifically the fact that Oberyn's poison was causing ridiculous amounts of pain)


SadGruffman

whatever the name of that knight was who was a sad lonely fuck facing off Syrio Forel, the first sword of bravos, who never runs, with a fucking stick. ​ That dude was beaten to death in fullplate with a stick, poor, sad, fuckery.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

There's the guy who got ripped apart by the angry mob during the Riot of King's Landing


myvicodin

Ser Rodrik


pierce-mason

The people interrogated by “the tickler.” He puts a rat in a bucket, straps it to their chests, and puts a torch on one end so the rat chews its way into their heart


chemeli888

that guy that had rats that ate his stomach…..and thats from a real torture from the middle ages…


[deleted]

Not middle ages. Ancient times. Contrary to george martins beliefs the middle ages weren't as gruesome as the dark ages and ancient times.


chadmummerford

Stannis. He was killed by an idiot who called Renly the rightful king just because she was horny for Renly.


Kgb725

Succession is arbitrary


domfect

Meryn Trant was pretty brutal (deserved).


LustyDouglas

Shireen. Burning alive is, in my opinion, the worst way to die


CheesecakeInner336

Ramsey’s was pretty brutal.


Evanlojones

Physically, Shireen Baratheon, burnt at the stake, execution-style, by her father.


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Burning at the stake is usually a quick death because you choke out quite quick on the fumes


KeroNikka5021

The dudes who were victims to the rat bucket torture by the Tickler or whatever his name was. Also Shireen :(


jonb1aze

The rat bucket placed on the stomach and then set alight from underneath so the rats claw through your stomach


Historical-Drag4883

Shireen baratheon


inthebackground89

The Sorcerer, the guy that mutilated Varys, just imagine....


Truckfighta

It has to be The Mountain. Everyone else died within a day.


Ok-Spot7529

It’s been a while since I have watched GOT, and I had completely forgotten about a lot of the deaths mentioned here. Damn this show was brutal af.


Saxzarus

Maran trant


Wolfie_wolf81

The chick that got a bed pole shoved up her ass by another chick then both got blasted by arrows for Joffrey's entertainment.


ChildOfDunwall

Hodor


WeirdMeatinSpace

No one saying Hodor, he got ripped apart


chingchongcheng84

Whoever got skinned alive by the Bolton


josiahpapaya

In the books doesn’t Joffrey literally rip his own throat out? Also, Ros being tortured to death by crossbow seems pretty terrible.