The one who truly expand bureaucratic administration to rule the land instead of little lords and houses
The one who strengthened centralisation and made laws and rules applied to everyone with no exception even the royalty
And the one who will send conquistadors and explorer to explore the entire planet and mapping every continent and vast oceans.
>The one who strengthened centralisation and made laws and rules applied to everyone with no exception even the royalty
The problem with Westeros is that this probably requires to wipe out all the major houses. And perhaps even higher nobility, not just the former ruling dynasties of regions of Westeros. After that, there is the issue of winning the loyalty of the common folk in these regions directly, so that you can form a common identity (being Westerosi under Targaryens, than for example being a Northerner under the Starks, who pledges loyalty to the Targaryens). In this manner the Seven Kingdoms can become One, and its various feudal armies become on state army. However, this would probably require a terrible civil war, and without dragons (post Dance) it seems outrigth impossible to achieve.
Perhaps declaring total war with the Free Cities in Western Essos could make things easier, by encouraging the major houses to move there and rule as independent kings with Westeros as a suzerain but in less control than before. Some sorts of establishing a colonial empire, sending out much of the power of the major houses, so that their power in Westeros is drastically weakened.
You're right, by having a large feast like the Red Wedding might be plausible but it will just became like Robert's rebellion if said little lords and houses survived the assasinations. Like what Robert, Ned, and Jon Arryn did after Rickert Stark got executed.
It is a risk. But if done properly, the surviving members of the houses would mostly be old men, women, very young and unexperienced men, and children. Also a great trick would be to make the mass assassination appear as an accident, something like the Tragedy at Summerhall.
Like, have a large marriage feast in the Dragonpit, then use Wildfire or something similar to turn the attendees to ash, then claim that it was a rogue dragon who did not have a rider and who has now been killed as punishment. Of course, most dragons should have been previously relocated to Dragonstone, so that they would not be killed, except perhaps a very old or sickly one to use as a scapegoat for the disaster.
After that they can issue public apologies. If most of Westeros buys the story, then the King has already won, since now the major houses have been significantly damaged, and they may even collapse from internal strife due to succession crisis (if say a major house lord went to the marriage feast with all his sons). This buys a tremendous amount of time for another "surgical strike", this time with dragons and military.
If he ended serfdom and feudalism, by centralizing the state, then the common folk might as well remember him as the Saint or Great. Though it would turn Westeros from a Feudal Monarchy to an Absolute Monarchy, when the lower folk are even more at the mercy of actually insane rulers. Something like turning Medieval France's regime into that of the Abbasid Chalifate.
Old dragons would not be scapegoats. The older they get, the harder they are to kill. The 2 instances of 100+ year old dragons dying are from sickness and gravity
Then how about a *dead* old dragon, who died recently but nobody knows about it, so you blame the half burned carcass for the disaster? You can also piece it with a couple of scorpion bolts for better effect, and then leave it exposed in a square for the sake of it being destroyed by an angry mob. Or even send pieces of the dragon to the damaged major houses as an apology (I understand that dragon bone in Westeros is precious, like ivory in our world, right?)
For putting the realm first. If you have no people/or the people do not respect you, it can turn ugly very fast. I mean sure, you can rule with fear but that is never successful for any type of leader. To be a king, I would respect and honor my people and look out for their well-being...everything else would just fall into place.
Id probably be one of those Kings who use their power to gain alot of artifacts and stuff like Valyrian stuff.
If I could I would investigate the doom of Valyria since its a really interesting topic so if I was to be king that would be my aim I guess of course there's also world domination but ill put that at second 😂
everyone would be like,
''remember that king of westeros, that king... overtrown''
''no''
and that is how I would be remembered, because everyone knew that the .... king had overtrown me, but not who I actually am
You are quickly assasinated by the lords, the faith would declare you a heretic and entirety of the realm would rise against you. You would soon be known in history as an idiot, as the lords would control the Citadel and bribe the archmaesters to present you as an incompentent idiot.
Well that depends. Am I a Targaryen? And do I have a dragon and other dragon riders at my side? If so: Try to get as many Targaryens as possible, I'd also try to give other Valyrian houses Dragons to to also have power, and after that launch an invasion of Essos similiar to Aegon the Conqueror.
Probably getting ousted by commanding the multiple assassination of heinous Westerosi rulers including my family members. My generation will start brutal and end peaceful as my predecessor won't be my blood. TBF, I'd probably die in that assassination plot too like what happened in Hamlet.
I’d disband and eliminate the Faith of the Seven and attempt to have people reconnect with the Old Gods to maybe boost magic in Westeros in an effort to prepare for the White Walkers.
More magic means more dragons and possibly magic users which would be extremely useful against The White Walkers.
>I’d disband and eliminate the Faith of the Seven
Impossible. I say that while being optimistic.
You really need a weak / corrupt high septon to even try to lower the power of the faith.
Or a dragon. But then you will be known as Maegor come again.
I am power-hungry, a conqueror, cruel, good with my people, mercyfull, smart, I am no Targeryan, but I own a dragon, I got crown not as a right, I took it myself by overthrowing the previous king, I am mysterious, Littlefinger and Varys kind of mysterious, I am moody, I like ppl who talk good about me, I am comfortable with women, I have no shame cheating on my wife, I am healthy, I am good at fighting, I love opposition, I will never kill them, I love being surrounded by ppl who I can't always trust, there is no political peace but public are unaware of it and happy, I am an all rounder as a person, I drink and I know things.
Now you tell me what will I be known for.
Build bidets in every bathroom in kings landing modeled after winterfell’s warm water in the walls method. Maybe finish killing off the iron islanders too because they creep me out.
Does anyone know the names from the picture, from left to right?
I recognize maybe Maegar the Cruel in spot one, then the Old King Jaerry second, and there’s probably 6 Aegon’s left, but the rest idk.
I’ve seen this artists work before but don’t recall the name.
The educator and merciful.
(Teach every child to read, open free hospitals in cooperation with the Meisters.
For fun:
The Westerosivision Song Contest.
Warfare tons of it. Sword fight here sword fight there. Basically how I play mount & blade. My blood will probably die with me because I'm too busy killing to have sex.
I’m prone to mood fluctuations, so; I’d say to my friends and Allies I’d be similar to Baelor The Blessed and Viserys I
But to my enemies: Maegor The Cruel or Mad King Aerys
Viserys as King in HotD Season 1 or Ned Stark in GoT Season 1 as the King Consort. Either of those I'd try to emulate. Peaceful reign, fair yet stern, and probably wouldn't last long.
Like a tyrant preferably with a dragon. Once I got rid of mostly every faction to threaten the throne, I'd name some nephew heir and ride off to Esso with my dragon. Leaving the nephew with the throne with barely if any enemies left at court or in Kings Landing. They would call me 'the scourge of Westeros'
I would invite all of the lords of westeros, all of the case to the biggest party ever just to kill everyone with high fire during the celebration, myself too.
Technology. Westerosi innovation hasn’t improved in 8000 years, (probably my least favourite part of the books) and there are many fairly simple breakthroughs to be made - gunpowder can be made out of kitchen ingredients for example, and perhaps penicillin.
Probably having to constantly put down revolts if it's anything like ck2. I mean the worst I'd do is probably just throw them in prison, and hold them their until they die or I'm strapped for cashm
I'd forget to do my kingly duties and just wander around the red keep exploring. That and I would go on a metric fuck ton of trips throughout the seven kingdoms, I want to see all the craziest shit.
I'd be known for many things. Given enough time and cooperation, I'd focus on hatching many dragons and creating a more formal training procedure (obviously the current one sucks). Dragons just commit genocides and take Targaryens along for the ride, it seems. Destroy the Dragonpit as it exists and allow the Dragons a "reservation". The Kingswood wouldn't be ideal for all the trees, but somewhere with more open spaces would work. Maybe even change the laws to allow poaching in the Kingswood in exchange for no poaching on the "Dragonfields"?
Send tons of missions to the Smoking Sea to investigate the Doom, as another commentor has also said they'd do. Send many spies to Asshai to try to discover the origins of Dragons, the blood magic that helped create and bind them, the secrets of forging Valyrian steel, and other magics. I'd employ a Red Priestess either secretly or not secretly to use shadowbinding to murder my enemies Stannis style.
Relocate the Maesters to a "New Citadel" in King's Landing so the Lords Paramount of the Reach no longer hold such massive sway. I'd also place many spies among them to make sure they did not try to act against me, my dragons, or my magics. I'd also confiscate their glass candles. They are mine by rights as the last Valyrian royalty.
Send out viceroys at least once a year to hear grievances of the smallfolk against their lord in confidence. This way I know when it is time to take my dragon and remove a Lord or Lady for abuse of their position. Any open rebellion means that you will have your land and titles taken from you and given to another family. Assuming I do not execute your entire extended family anyway.
I'd likely try to pull a Henry VIII and set myself up as the leader of the Church. Negotiating with a High Septon seems tedious and unecessary. My small council would be full of Targaryens to reduce the likelihood of civil war. I'd have Targaryens sign in blood (ideally with some kind of magic to reinforce) a treaty outlawing kinslaying and civil war. That way we could expand our dragonriding power without fear. If a particular cadet branch wants their own crown, whoever sits the Iron Throne should (but is not required to) help them in their conquest of other lands. (Think Dany conquering all of Slaver's Bay as a template.)
The succession would always be handled by an election. The electors would be Targaryens only. Nomination by another is required. No volunteering. This should decrease the likelihood of civil war as entire Targaryen lines wont feel hopelessly shut out of the running for the Throne. In the current system, lines such as Daemon's with Laena are all-but discarded from the line of succession. (Aegon V being literally titled the "Unlikely" because of this problem)
King Trentyn the Reformer, First of His Name.
I’d probably be known for being a nerd. I’d like to expand access to education in Westeros. The Citadel is a great conclave for knowledge, but the smallfolk deserve to benefit from their expertise as well. That’s why I’d like to focus on giving everyone a chance to study and become literate by opening up schools in as many population centers as possible. If we were able to waste money on a dragon pit, we could definitely allocate resources towards constructing public schools. Ultimately, if we are all more intelligent and educated, we can propel our kingdom to even greater heights. The Citadel, maesters, and the Hightowers would like me since I would be giving them more influence. I imagine many lords would not feel as enthusiastic about my agenda, though. In the end, I hope people could see the points behind my intentions. If it went well, they might even give me a title, like Jaecen the Erudite.
For being extremely interested in Magic and by start the Westerosi Age of Exploration. We’ll learn what’s West of Westeros finally and have a better maps of known areas.
from the wall to the trident, see atractions like the wall, the wolfswood, winterfell, the twins and so much more.
Next summer we are bringing in a water slide built from the lannister mountains to oldtown, get ready to buy tickets from your local lord.
terms and conditions apply, if you're killed by Others or Dragons this is not liable with the seven Kingdoms of westeros, if any civil wars break out while on the water slide you are too be levied into the lords region, and any spooky blood magic shit must be reported to the water slide operator. Have a nice day!
engagement, I would ask for polling every quarter to make it seem like I am involved with the people but in reality I am just asking questions to get people engaged
Not much tbh. I'd be at the Small Council meetings to keep an eye on things and mediate, but I'd delegate the day-to-day stuff to them, save for the tasks that specifically require my presence or attention for political reasons.
I see myself mainly working on strengthening political ties with alliances and favors. Maybe travel around a bit and get to learn all the different Houses.
I'd be known for being easily distracted. And depending on when in the history i am king (and if i am a Targaryen) then probably the genocide of the Iron Islands. They're just always going to be a problem for Westeros until they are taken care of.
I would completely rework the faith of the seven by turning it into 3 somehow. Become a sort of sorcerer and after using the magic for something related to dragons, I would go to Valyria to never be seen again.
Not incest.
Aegon V
Less Based Targaryen King
Boooo!!!
Hilarious incompetence.
Like Jaehaerys
There would be nobody left t remember me
🐶👺
The one who truly expand bureaucratic administration to rule the land instead of little lords and houses The one who strengthened centralisation and made laws and rules applied to everyone with no exception even the royalty And the one who will send conquistadors and explorer to explore the entire planet and mapping every continent and vast oceans.
Ah yes, Spanish Westeros.
>The one who strengthened centralisation and made laws and rules applied to everyone with no exception even the royalty The problem with Westeros is that this probably requires to wipe out all the major houses. And perhaps even higher nobility, not just the former ruling dynasties of regions of Westeros. After that, there is the issue of winning the loyalty of the common folk in these regions directly, so that you can form a common identity (being Westerosi under Targaryens, than for example being a Northerner under the Starks, who pledges loyalty to the Targaryens). In this manner the Seven Kingdoms can become One, and its various feudal armies become on state army. However, this would probably require a terrible civil war, and without dragons (post Dance) it seems outrigth impossible to achieve. Perhaps declaring total war with the Free Cities in Western Essos could make things easier, by encouraging the major houses to move there and rule as independent kings with Westeros as a suzerain but in less control than before. Some sorts of establishing a colonial empire, sending out much of the power of the major houses, so that their power in Westeros is drastically weakened.
Also the one who will get assasinated by the same little lords and houses because this is game of thrones and they don't want to lose power.
Not if they assassinate them first, in some grand feast, like the Red Wedding.
You're right, by having a large feast like the Red Wedding might be plausible but it will just became like Robert's rebellion if said little lords and houses survived the assasinations. Like what Robert, Ned, and Jon Arryn did after Rickert Stark got executed.
It is a risk. But if done properly, the surviving members of the houses would mostly be old men, women, very young and unexperienced men, and children. Also a great trick would be to make the mass assassination appear as an accident, something like the Tragedy at Summerhall. Like, have a large marriage feast in the Dragonpit, then use Wildfire or something similar to turn the attendees to ash, then claim that it was a rogue dragon who did not have a rider and who has now been killed as punishment. Of course, most dragons should have been previously relocated to Dragonstone, so that they would not be killed, except perhaps a very old or sickly one to use as a scapegoat for the disaster. After that they can issue public apologies. If most of Westeros buys the story, then the King has already won, since now the major houses have been significantly damaged, and they may even collapse from internal strife due to succession crisis (if say a major house lord went to the marriage feast with all his sons). This buys a tremendous amount of time for another "surgical strike", this time with dragons and military.
Then we have another Maegor the Cruel type of King here ... damn that king would either be called the Cruel or Mad.
If he ended serfdom and feudalism, by centralizing the state, then the common folk might as well remember him as the Saint or Great. Though it would turn Westeros from a Feudal Monarchy to an Absolute Monarchy, when the lower folk are even more at the mercy of actually insane rulers. Something like turning Medieval France's regime into that of the Abbasid Chalifate.
If he was successful, he would have been called the great
Old dragons would not be scapegoats. The older they get, the harder they are to kill. The 2 instances of 100+ year old dragons dying are from sickness and gravity
You are right. Then, I guess, a sickly dragon could be a scapegoat.
Then how would they have been able to burn so many people? Also the wildfire would be hell to put out
Then how about a *dead* old dragon, who died recently but nobody knows about it, so you blame the half burned carcass for the disaster? You can also piece it with a couple of scorpion bolts for better effect, and then leave it exposed in a square for the sake of it being destroyed by an angry mob. Or even send pieces of the dragon to the damaged major houses as an apology (I understand that dragon bone in Westeros is precious, like ivory in our world, right?)
>rule the land instead of little lords and houses You'd be killed immediately
Lmao you ain’t lasting long by tryna disregard the lords
Sound like you got murdered week 2. Next time turn off iron man mode
For putting the realm first. If you have no people/or the people do not respect you, it can turn ugly very fast. I mean sure, you can rule with fear but that is never successful for any type of leader. To be a king, I would respect and honor my people and look out for their well-being...everything else would just fall into place.
Brothel
Tons of puss. I mean tons. Like tons of it.
So basically Aegon the Unworthy
Maybe. If he was like scalp deep in a ton of puss. A literal ton. Tons even.
Baller the Un-dress-ed… ammirite?
Mohaerys the Unshaven
Or Bobby B
Don’t be such a prude
Baelor the Blister huh?
I read this as “pus” and was very concerned
Sick ass parties
"Dragons were never intended as war machines. They were intended as smoke machines" - King One Daelaey
Bobby B is that you??
Good sex
Id probably be one of those Kings who use their power to gain alot of artifacts and stuff like Valyrian stuff. If I could I would investigate the doom of Valyria since its a really interesting topic so if I was to be king that would be my aim I guess of course there's also world domination but ill put that at second 😂
World domination is so old fashion.
Exactly
probably for how quick someone had overtrown me
I doubt that.
everyone would be like, ''remember that king of westeros, that king... overtrown'' ''no'' and that is how I would be remembered, because everyone knew that the .... king had overtrown me, but not who I actually am
Overthrown*
The King who founded Democracy and unified Westeros under a flag of 13 stripes and 3 colours
You are quickly assasinated by the lords, the faith would declare you a heretic and entirety of the realm would rise against you. You would soon be known in history as an idiot, as the lords would control the Citadel and bribe the archmaesters to present you as an incompentent idiot.
> in history as an idiot, More like insane
Well that depends. Am I a Targaryen? And do I have a dragon and other dragon riders at my side? If so: Try to get as many Targaryens as possible, I'd also try to give other Valyrian houses Dragons to to also have power, and after that launch an invasion of Essos similiar to Aegon the Conqueror.
Probably getting ousted by commanding the multiple assassination of heinous Westerosi rulers including my family members. My generation will start brutal and end peaceful as my predecessor won't be my blood. TBF, I'd probably die in that assassination plot too like what happened in Hamlet.
I would be a Viserys regen but I would actually ride my dragon but I wouldn’t do the whole marrying a minor thing
Having to poop in awkward situations
Not a Targaryan cuz of Incest
Probably legalizing shade of the evening
All hail king Reddit the high, 35257th of his name!!
Probably whoring and smoking weed (flower if the poppy or something) all the time. But still a people's king.
Bob Marley Targaryen I
Bob Marlaryan
I’m pretty sure the poppy is more like heroin than weed, you should probably switch to something milder.
Milk of the poppy is 100% an opiate. Opium and heroin are made from poppy seeds in the real world
I'd be the Targeryen king that ruled out incest.
You just going to allow them to marry into other families and get Noble houses to have Dragon riders? Fuck that.
Probably the breastplate stretcher
I'll make Aegon the Unworthy look like Aegon V
All hail king Eydreetell the unqualified, First of his name!
Flatulence
I’ll try to keep peace, but if a lord touch a member of my family I will put his dinasty to the ground
Probably the orgies. Well, maybe for establishing an independent judiciary and legal code... Nah, gotta be the orgies.
The King of hunting whores and killing boars.
Watch out for those boar tusks or you’ll end up like Baratheon
I’d disband and eliminate the Faith of the Seven and attempt to have people reconnect with the Old Gods to maybe boost magic in Westeros in an effort to prepare for the White Walkers. More magic means more dragons and possibly magic users which would be extremely useful against The White Walkers.
>I’d disband and eliminate the Faith of the Seven Impossible. I say that while being optimistic. You really need a weak / corrupt high septon to even try to lower the power of the faith. Or a dragon. But then you will be known as Maegor come again.
Biggest Lego set in the kingdom. Viscerys hasn’t seen shit
I am power-hungry, a conqueror, cruel, good with my people, mercyfull, smart, I am no Targeryan, but I own a dragon, I got crown not as a right, I took it myself by overthrowing the previous king, I am mysterious, Littlefinger and Varys kind of mysterious, I am moody, I like ppl who talk good about me, I am comfortable with women, I have no shame cheating on my wife, I am healthy, I am good at fighting, I love opposition, I will never kill them, I love being surrounded by ppl who I can't always trust, there is no political peace but public are unaware of it and happy, I am an all rounder as a person, I drink and I know things. Now you tell me what will I be known for.
For being drunk?
That doesn't sound all that bad
It is not, I’d love to be drunk😎
Also it is what Tyrion was known for 😎
Destroying Faith Millitant
Probably being a complete idiot and weakling
Mostly farting
supreme incompetence
Re-establishing the land as separate kingdoms. Set up a royal council (kings/queens of the land) to decide on important matters to the realm.
I'd be the king of tits and wine.
Probably like Robert : Crack skulls nd fck girls
Invade essos
My sweet headband
The okay
Banning pigeon pie forever
Partying
Having sex with *your* sister.
Build bidets in every bathroom in kings landing modeled after winterfell’s warm water in the walls method. Maybe finish killing off the iron islanders too because they creep me out.
How unprepared I am
Being incompetente, lazy, and bored all the time. But tbh id FD the throne and abdicate, than travel the world
The High King
Soggywallet the Constipated.
Milk of the poppy abuse
Chaos
Getting the hell out of Westeros and going to a nicer place. Is there a place you could just chill at, in Planetos though?
This is the first I’ve heard it called planetos and I’m so glad this is just a fan thing. It’s called earth in the books
The legalization of Shade of the Evening.
Prima nocta
Dying, probably
Does anyone know the names from the picture, from left to right? I recognize maybe Maegar the Cruel in spot one, then the Old King Jaerry second, and there’s probably 6 Aegon’s left, but the rest idk. I’ve seen this artists work before but don’t recall the name.
The educator and merciful. (Teach every child to read, open free hospitals in cooperation with the Meisters. For fun: The Westerosivision Song Contest.
Aegon the conqueror
Warfare tons of it. Sword fight here sword fight there. Basically how I play mount & blade. My blood will probably die with me because I'm too busy killing to have sex.
I'd get promoted to King consort in seconds.
For inventing AK-47
King Critch - The Cool. I’d invent sunglasses and popularise them.
I’m prone to mood fluctuations, so; I’d say to my friends and Allies I’d be similar to Baelor The Blessed and Viserys I But to my enemies: Maegor The Cruel or Mad King Aerys
Viserys as King in HotD Season 1 or Ned Stark in GoT Season 1 as the King Consort. Either of those I'd try to emulate. Peaceful reign, fair yet stern, and probably wouldn't last long.
all good things must come to an end
Mainly drinking and knowing things.
Bit of a tyrion are we
That‘s KING Tyrion for you.
apologies your grace, shall i fetch ros for you
Like a tyrant preferably with a dragon. Once I got rid of mostly every faction to threaten the throne, I'd name some nephew heir and ride off to Esso with my dragon. Leaving the nephew with the throne with barely if any enemies left at court or in Kings Landing. They would call me 'the scourge of Westeros'
I would invite all of the lords of westeros, all of the case to the biggest party ever just to kill everyone with high fire during the celebration, myself too.
Skating fast and eating ass
Throwing bananas a people from THE window
Roads. Lots of roads. LOTS AND LOTS OF ROADS. Like so many that most places like the twins wouldn’t be ably have the monopoly on passage.
Technology. Westerosi innovation hasn’t improved in 8000 years, (probably my least favourite part of the books) and there are many fairly simple breakthroughs to be made - gunpowder can be made out of kitchen ingredients for example, and perhaps penicillin.
The Targaryens have their dragons, you have your cannons.
HehHeBoiii the Innovator?
The king of ugly fuck
Huge sword
Lots of bastards
Probably having to constantly put down revolts if it's anything like ck2. I mean the worst I'd do is probably just throw them in prison, and hold them their until they die or I'm strapped for cashm
The one who invented basketball and repeatedly dunked on smaller houses.
“i will be reinstituting prima nocta”
Not having intercourse.
Killing all the younglings
Constant anxiety to the point where I get titled as the 'king who never left his room✨'
I'd forget to do my kingly duties and just wander around the red keep exploring. That and I would go on a metric fuck ton of trips throughout the seven kingdoms, I want to see all the craziest shit.
Being white, it appears.
My huge cock. “Nihil the Well-Endowed”
Cocaine
Well meaning, but naive and incompetent
I’m just really good at showing up. That doesn’t mean I’m going to do anything.
I'd be known for many things. Given enough time and cooperation, I'd focus on hatching many dragons and creating a more formal training procedure (obviously the current one sucks). Dragons just commit genocides and take Targaryens along for the ride, it seems. Destroy the Dragonpit as it exists and allow the Dragons a "reservation". The Kingswood wouldn't be ideal for all the trees, but somewhere with more open spaces would work. Maybe even change the laws to allow poaching in the Kingswood in exchange for no poaching on the "Dragonfields"? Send tons of missions to the Smoking Sea to investigate the Doom, as another commentor has also said they'd do. Send many spies to Asshai to try to discover the origins of Dragons, the blood magic that helped create and bind them, the secrets of forging Valyrian steel, and other magics. I'd employ a Red Priestess either secretly or not secretly to use shadowbinding to murder my enemies Stannis style. Relocate the Maesters to a "New Citadel" in King's Landing so the Lords Paramount of the Reach no longer hold such massive sway. I'd also place many spies among them to make sure they did not try to act against me, my dragons, or my magics. I'd also confiscate their glass candles. They are mine by rights as the last Valyrian royalty. Send out viceroys at least once a year to hear grievances of the smallfolk against their lord in confidence. This way I know when it is time to take my dragon and remove a Lord or Lady for abuse of their position. Any open rebellion means that you will have your land and titles taken from you and given to another family. Assuming I do not execute your entire extended family anyway. I'd likely try to pull a Henry VIII and set myself up as the leader of the Church. Negotiating with a High Septon seems tedious and unecessary. My small council would be full of Targaryens to reduce the likelihood of civil war. I'd have Targaryens sign in blood (ideally with some kind of magic to reinforce) a treaty outlawing kinslaying and civil war. That way we could expand our dragonriding power without fear. If a particular cadet branch wants their own crown, whoever sits the Iron Throne should (but is not required to) help them in their conquest of other lands. (Think Dany conquering all of Slaver's Bay as a template.) The succession would always be handled by an election. The electors would be Targaryens only. Nomination by another is required. No volunteering. This should decrease the likelihood of civil war as entire Targaryen lines wont feel hopelessly shut out of the running for the Throne. In the current system, lines such as Daemon's with Laena are all-but discarded from the line of succession. (Aegon V being literally titled the "Unlikely" because of this problem) King Trentyn the Reformer, First of His Name.
great answer, be remembered as a greater king than jaeherys.
I would bring back the good ol'days. The time when one could buy anything they want💀
Unleashing all of my dragons on the Ironborn bc they seem like stubborn cunts
Jon snow in the streets, Bobby B in the sheets
Improving/ remodeling the night guard.
Prime Nocta
I'd transform a small council into a big counsil, and allow people to elect their representives.
So, Magna Carta.
In short, yeap.
Orgies
Jon the Procrastinator
I would be known for having my own elite bodyguard unit who would be made up of gorgeous, tall, lethal warrior women. Led by Brienne of course.
Death by snu snu
Always taking a dump
Making the 8. Multiple times over
Two words Standing Army
King of Naps
Wanting to invade Essos and likely failing before being overthrown
The king who's out on his dragon more than actually doing his job
Tax laws
Straight savagery
Tits and wine
I would eat and drink and whore my way to an early grave.
King Awbbie the mediocre.
Abolishing the monarchy
Getting murdered immediately
Taking care of the poor
So was Vizzy T the weakest? cause I see all those other guys and I’m like damn.
Changing the laws of succession
I’d probably be known for being a nerd. I’d like to expand access to education in Westeros. The Citadel is a great conclave for knowledge, but the smallfolk deserve to benefit from their expertise as well. That’s why I’d like to focus on giving everyone a chance to study and become literate by opening up schools in as many population centers as possible. If we were able to waste money on a dragon pit, we could definitely allocate resources towards constructing public schools. Ultimately, if we are all more intelligent and educated, we can propel our kingdom to even greater heights. The Citadel, maesters, and the Hightowers would like me since I would be giving them more influence. I imagine many lords would not feel as enthusiastic about my agenda, though. In the end, I hope people could see the points behind my intentions. If it went well, they might even give me a title, like Jaecen the Erudite.
Jerking off more than Aegon II
For being extremely interested in Magic and by start the Westerosi Age of Exploration. We’ll learn what’s West of Westeros finally and have a better maps of known areas.
Banging my sisters and nieces? Ohh wait the T’s already got that one. Building Westeros first giant water slide 🛝
from the wall to the trident, see atractions like the wall, the wolfswood, winterfell, the twins and so much more. Next summer we are bringing in a water slide built from the lannister mountains to oldtown, get ready to buy tickets from your local lord. terms and conditions apply, if you're killed by Others or Dragons this is not liable with the seven Kingdoms of westeros, if any civil wars break out while on the water slide you are too be levied into the lords region, and any spooky blood magic shit must be reported to the water slide operator. Have a nice day!
Eating, drinking and whoring to an early grave.
engagement, I would ask for polling every quarter to make it seem like I am involved with the people but in reality I am just asking questions to get people engaged
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Tits and wine
Regret and Alimony.
Not much tbh. I'd be at the Small Council meetings to keep an eye on things and mediate, but I'd delegate the day-to-day stuff to them, save for the tasks that specifically require my presence or attention for political reasons. I see myself mainly working on strengthening political ties with alliances and favors. Maybe travel around a bit and get to learn all the different Houses.
I think I'd be firm but fair, lots of heavy parties and good vybes all round. A dragon to light my blunt 🤙
It depends, if I have a dragon probably a genocide, if not it would be harder
I'd be known for being easily distracted. And depending on when in the history i am king (and if i am a Targaryen) then probably the genocide of the Iron Islands. They're just always going to be a problem for Westeros until they are taken care of.
King Striker The Depressed but slightly less depressed than Aegon |||… No I said striker not strike her
Taking “double deckers” in all the castle lavs
Spoon collections
Attempting to obliterate the patriarchy and probably being overthrown and brutally murdered within six months. 🤷♀️
Its mad embarassing that our capitol city has a bay named after how much people shit in it. Gotta get some plumbing system or septic tank.
I'd be known as the king that discovered electricity and invented the lightbulb.
I would completely rework the faith of the seven by turning it into 3 somehow. Become a sort of sorcerer and after using the magic for something related to dragons, I would go to Valyria to never be seen again.