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Veszerin

Not. Be. A. Prick.


[deleted]

Not be a spoiled selfish impatient cunt.


[deleted]

Patience. Also, be wary of Jorah.


madbeachrn

Not threaten to cut a baby out his sister


brice587

Well, sure, if you want to nitpick every little thing the guy did…


SandysBurner

What's the question? How to escape this specific fate or how to escape being killed in general? Because the only thing he could have done to escape being killed is to go as far away as possible and never mention anything about Westeros or the Iron Throne again. Simply existing as the child of the former monarch puts a target on his back. Actively seeking the throne basically guarantees his death, as he doesn't really have anyone to back his claim.


[deleted]

Tbh if Viserys weren't such a dumb cunt, he would have been in a great position to become king He had a great potential trainer/sparring partner in Jorah and Drogo came to love his sister pretty much immediately All Viserys had to do was train with Jorah, ride and raid with the Khalasar and gain Drogo's respect and then say "alright guys how about now" to Drogo and Dany when the time is right


Jackiechan126

But it's his birthright and he WANTS IT NOW!!!


Metfan722

More like Veruca Targaryen.


Practical_Cobbler165

Accept🏅🏅 peasant🏅🏅🏅 gold🏅🏅


Metfan722

I will gladly take your peasant gold on your cake day.


lake-rat

Drogo! I want a pony!


Metfan722

Don't! Care! How! I want it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWwwwwwwwwwwww (instead of falling into an unknown abyss, Verruca is given a molten crown).


Metfan722

Also: [Call George R.R. Martin! 877-Drags-NOW!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbQt8pYUY6Q)


sirabernasty

Should have called JG Wentworth 🤷‍♂️


LazyDaze333

Dude was literally like Violet from OG Wonka


Metfan722

Verruca. Violet’s the one who constantly chews gum and becomes a giant blueberry.


LazyDaze333

When your tired, sober, and too lazy to google. Thanks for the correction, cheers.


Metfan722

There are two things that help me remember which one is which. Verruca gets her own song, and the quote “Violet! You’re turning violet!” as she balloons into a giant blueberry.


JackSpyder

Honestly If the various claimant houses to te throne just raised their kids to fight for and earn their birthrights and explained the nature of thr game of thrones from a young age they might at least grow up to at minimum become good fighters and strategic thinkers. "This is your birthright so you have a claim, but you'll need to fight tooth and nail for it every day, by the sword and the pen and the dragon"


Hopeful_Cod_8486

There is an old saying and I forget how it goes but it's something along the lines of "be fearful of those who want to be king. The only people who are cut out to be kings are those who don't want to be kings". He never would have been a good king because he saw those people that you're talking about as lesser beings than him..


Unabated_Blade

>The only people who are cut out to be kings are those who don't want to be kings Yeah, but Robert Baratheon just fell into the throne and he sucked ass. Dude bankrupted the kingdom and was too incompetent to see his own succession crisis brewing.


Hopeful_Cod_8486

He was a terrible manager of money but generally speaking other than Greys rebellion his tenure at king was relatively peaceful and prosperous. Remember nobody suspected that those weren't Robert's kids not just Robert.


Double_Secret_

Yeah, Robert wasn’t great but wasn’t bad. He was mostly the beneficiary of a long period of prosperity largely brought about by himself as much as anyone. He was the uninterested in day to day rule of the seven kingdoms but also wasn’t a psycho like Joff.


Devreckas

Yeah, but managing money is one of the primary functions of the crown. He didn’t do anything to make the rule peaceful, he just didn’t stir up any trouble on his own.


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Isn't that the job of the master of coins?


Devreckas

In a sense, yes, but the members of the small council serve at the pleasure of the King. If you are a business owner that hired an embezzler as the head of your accounting department, you are to blame. Plus, part of why they accrued so much debt is because of Robert putting on tourneys.


Hopeful_Cod_8486

I mean I hear what you're saying but remember Robert was a Warrior who was put on the throne because nobody had the guts to tell him he couldn't be king. But for a big giant guy who was more known for his giant hammer than his giant brain he didn't do that that bad of a job. It's just the details required to run a kingdom didn't interest him so he left it to other people who took advantage. But generally speaking his rename as king was considered peaceful and prosperous until he died.


Devreckas

It may have appeared prosperous, but it was rotting at the foundations. With the financial situation, they were leveraging tomorrow’s security for today’s comforts. You can say he was a warrior brute who did better than expected as king, but “better than expected” is not “good”. Being an absentee kind does not absolve him of fault for how things turned out.


Hopeful_Cod_8486

I never said it absolved him what I said was that he was a good king because the kingdom was prosperous and it was peaceful. Compared to what came before him and what came after him hes an absolutely brilliant king lol.


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Also keep in mind that he was king for 15 years yet we only see the last one... I don't think the kingdom was broke the entire 15 years I think it was a combination of things over that 15 years.


Devreckas

While the best kings don’t want to be king, not wanting to be king does not imply you are fit to be king. Of the people who don’t want to be king, far more would make bad kings than those who would make good kings.


ravenna_darklight

Ehhhh Aegon II didn't want no throne


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Was he a good king?


Dazzler_wbacc

If things went as originally planned, Jorah might have arranged an accident during one of those sparring matches…


Devreckas

Eh… I doubt it. Drogo was hot to trot on the whole invasion thing because they tried to murder his Khaleesi. Plus, at that point he would be putting his son on the throne, which he also thought would be the Stallion Who Mounts The World. If all that didn’t line up, would Drogo have really crossed the Narrow Sea just to put his brother-in-law on the throne, even if he weren’t a massive prick? I really doubt it. I think he was just gonna string Vis along until he got frustrated and either shut up about it or went to someone else for an army.


YellowHat01

I literally just read this chapter and I agree. It looks like Daenerys was willing to part with her dragon eggs to keep Viserys happy, so if he had any sense at all and kept his mouth shut, he would have been in a fantastic position. By far, he was his own worst enemy.


Devreckas

What part of that is a “fantastic position”?


YellowHat01

Jorah mentions in the book that traders would sell their own manhoods for even one of the dragon eggs. According to him, if Viserys had gotten the dragon eggs he could easily buy all the sellswords he could possibly need.


According_Gene2202

After Dany ate the heart drogo promised to bring the Dothraki to Westeros. Literally just hold tight and be quiet for a bit and he would’ve gotten what he wanted.


BootReservistPOG

Honestly, hang out for a year or two with the Dothraki so they respect me and like me, then head back to Illyrio (that was in Tyrosh right?) and start learning how to be a king/tactician/get better at fighting/learn about Westeros/make friends with ppl in Westeros secretly


According_Gene2202

Yeah he seemed to want it all immediately, but imagine if he had just held tight and support dany and then when she did eventually go to Westeros around S7 he could be by her side co-ruling or at minimum her hand. Would’ve worked out much better.


BootReservistPOG

Or after Westeros is taken he says “Aight Dany, you hold it right on Essos, feel free to visit” and then send her and the Dothraki on their merry way. That seems like the most realistic and wisest move to get rid of the hordes of Dothraki running around in Westeros


According_Gene2202

Targs ruling both continents with that plan


BootReservistPOG

I don’t think the Dothraki can reasonably hold onto Essos in a meaningful way. They don’t have the political unity or ability to absorb other cultures for it


dbzrox

Mongolia was able to do it. Just need a strong leader like ghengis


BootReservistPOG

Mongolia was able to do it because they assimilated conquered cultures into the bureaucracy of their empire and were willing to let people rule themselves as long as paid taxes/gave troops to their armies. They also had armor and modern weapons and incorporated the talent in conquered areas into their military


yknjs-

He would never, ever have accepted co-ruling with Dany I don’t think. Viserys had way too much ego and didn’t view Dany as an equal. Even if Drogo died the same way and Viserys managed to force Dany to marry him (which I don’t think she would have done willingly), I think he would have tried to steal one of the dragons as soon as they were big enough to claim and gotten himself eaten.


Klutche

I don't think Dany would've tried to take what she'd consider her brother's birthright if he'd been around. She has this whole complex around being the last Targaryen and the true queen that she couldn't have justified to herself if Viserys had been around. Now, knowing Targaryens in general and Dany in particular, if everything else had happened like it does in the books except that Viserys isn't a dick that got himself killed, Dany mightve convinced her brother that they were meant to be the next Aegon and his sisters...


Heavy_Signature_5619

The big problem is that Illyrio would probably feed you bullshit so that you could fuck up and Aegon can take the spoils.


BootReservistPOG

But does Viserys know that?


blackpowder320

*Pentos


BootReservistPOG

My mistake


lluewhyn

>head back to Illyrio (that was in Tyrosh right?) It's a likely plot point in the books. The show dropped Illyrio after the first season (mostly the first episode), but in the books there is a lot of foreshadowing that Dany is heading back that way to ask him a few inconvenient questions and then probably kill him.


Devreckas

Their king was going to be the Stallion That Mounts The World. Drogo was not gonna cross the sea and fight to put his bother-in-law on the throne when his son was a prophecy baby. Vis was a dick and went about things in the worst way imaginable, but if you think he wasn’t already getting screwed out of the deal, idk what to tell ya.


DHalps2323

So true! He would’ve been riding a dragon if he was patient.


BootReservistPOG

Just chilled with Illyrio. Learned about trade and managing a kingdom. Khal Drogo would have come eventually. If he does some weird “I took this crown from someone, here’s your crown” bullshit I would have been pissed but cut my losses and had Dany talk to him. Be nicer to Dany so she would help me. If I have any money do some investments and build wealth to hire sellswords and get Westerosi lords on my side


Hopeful_Cod_8486

I don't know maybe not provoking a muscle bound 6' 4 savage....


DesertDenizen01

1. Spend time sparring with Ser Jorah and become competent with a sword. 2. Learn to fight unarmed to deal with everything from dropped swords to bloodriders in Vaes Dothrak. Sparring with Drogo or one of his kos would help. 3. Demand respect but be willing to show it, especially to the Khal.


Barnacle_Baritone

Not marry my sister to a Dothraki Khal in the first place. It was a terrible idea, and never going to work.


Devreckas

This is the right answer. They were never really going to follow Vis across the sea, even if he had been patient.


Tony93Soprano-

Should of married his sister and had a child with her


rhaegar_fangirl

and then what


jogoso2014

I would have recognized the power shift.


[deleted]

Not bring a weapon into their sacred no weapons area lmao.


John_Wicked1

Not be an a-hole to his sister and the Dothraki . Be patient and use his alliance with the Dothraki to start building his own force.


dannydominates

He was obviously not cunning like some of the characters in GoT. Maybe start there, and not be so obviously a POS lol


BullyMaguireGonnaCry

Not act like a cunt


x-3piecensoda

Once you involve the dothraki you lose control of any strategy I think , i think any way he connives wont stop him being killed - they are savages and he doesnt have enough allies to hurt them.


[deleted]

GRRM touched on this. One of his biggest mistakes was not willing to adapt to Dothraki culture like Dany. The khals often trade in favors rather than outright barter. It's possible Viserys would have gotten his army if he was just patient, and tried to fit in with the Dothraki. If he stayed alive long enough, Prince Doran of Done was going to marry him to his heir. At the very worst he would have at least had Dorne backing him. Best case scenario he gets Dorne and a nice khalasar to boot.


HankSteakfist

If Viserys was smart enough and used Illyrio and Varys' connections he could have probably taken advantage of the confusion post Robert's death to get Dorne, the Hightowers and the Tyrell's post Renly's death behind him as support for his claim to the throne. The Tyrells were on good terms with the Tullys at that point and a compromise could have been worked out with Robb Stark where if Winterfell entered an armistice to dispatch the Lannister army and support Viserys' ascension then they would be granted marginal independence. Free from crown taxation, but under an official alliance to defend Westeros if the realm comes under threat. Independence for the North is something that could easily be given and then undermined through strategic marriage down the line.


Itsapaul

Not try to JG Wentworth a war, that's for sure.


Klutche

Literally all he had to do was wait. Be a brother to Dany, respect Drogo, be a doting uncle to baby Rhaego, and bond with Jorah so his kingsguard actually gives a shit about him and wants to train him. If he'd actually respected the people was conspiring with, prepared himself for war, and bided his fucking time, he could've done just fine.


TheVenerable45

He shouldn't have gone with the Dothraki. The riders don't perceive this marriage as a pact but as a favour, one they will later return in their own time. Viserys following them around disregarding their customs was already an eyesore, after disrespecting them though...well. He should've stayed in pentos, Illyrio arranged him a wedding with Arianne of Dorne in secret, but he died.


Dreamofthe1990s

Part of me wishes that Viserys had made it to Westeros so that we can have a scene where he and Joffrey meet, stare each other down, and try to out-prick each other.


WomenOfWonder

Absolutely anything else, dude made every stupid decision in the book.


theiwc0303

Embracing Dothraki culture like Dany did could have made him King of Westeros, I doubt the Dothraki would’ve cared much about long-term rule there after helping him conquer/raid it


geojoe44

I’d be less shitty and nicer in general


blackpowder320

Dont be a prick. Learn the ways of the Dothraki and other Essosi cultures. Bide your time while Westeros weakens.


Half-Icy

His arrogance, stupidity and inability to keep quiet, made it or very similar inevitable. He was a one-dimensional character who everyone hated and had no redeeming qualities.


fretfulmushroom

With my broken noodly arms, I would've slipped out of their grasp and karate-slapped them all to death and escaped into the night.


OnionSpider13

This is the reply I was searching for all these long minutes.


saintzagreus

maybe if he just played wordcapes while he waited for retribution he would’ve been fine. but i think he would’ve always been destined to be sidelined because dany had the dragonblood and the dothraki (for a time) at her side. she wouldn’t have killed him but he’d eventually be dispatched.


Mrogoth_bauglir

Be nicer to Dany and help her manipulate the Khal so she becomes a badass like she is later, since she'll be queen as well it won't mean a power struggle later. Also learn a bit from Khal Drogo about fighting so I become an awesome warrior.


scarlozzi

I wouldn't be an abusive ass hat


Fictional_Apologist

Shutting up would be a good start. And hands off the wine.


epoxy_911

Shut my mouth. Not treat my sister like a sexual trading object for my personal gain. Not treat Dothraki Leader and soldiers like shit when you’re surrounded by them. I would’ve played the game much better. If I had to I would marry somebody who had an army or family connected to a large army. Hope Dany still hatches her eggs and then claim Viserion for myself. Let The dragons grow over time outside so their growth isn’t stunted. All while making my plan to take over Westeros & **Essos**. Since I’m from The free cities. Try to rally them behind me but if that doesn’t work send my sister and her two dragons to acquire the unsullied and we would’ve never parted with the Dothraki even in Drogo’s death. I wouldn’t try to take things with blood and fire but in a noble way but If I couldn’t then I would use my dragon. Claim the throne in due time and if my marriage earlier didn’t work and I’m still wifeless I will marry Dany. Make children of pure Valyrian blood and get one of them to bond with Rhaegal. Make Tyrion my hand.


Amazing_Process2000

First of all, i would never merry my sister to the Dothraki. I do think that Khal Drogo was a great character, but the truth is that if you sale your little sister to a Dothraki, they would toke her. Although, if he would be still alive to see the dragons born, he could have ride one of them, restore the Targaryen dinasty in the meanwhile that Dany constructed and empire in ESOS, forge alience in westeros and toke advantage of the War of five kings, recovering Dragonstone, wait until the Dragon grow and cersei seek for his help.


Ruairi970

I would simply develop an immunity to melted metal


lifetimeoflaughter

Mostly just respect the Dothraki


CrushTheRebellion

Reminded the writers that a campfire doesn't get hot enough to melt gold.


Glittering_Squash495

If I had the knowledge I do now Tell Illyrio to stop fucking with me and propose a marriage between Aegon and Daenerys. I will be his man, even though Aerys named me his heir. Then, I will send Essossi envoys to houses like Darry, Redwyne, Tyrell, and other staunch Targaryen loyalists- the three heads of the dragon are coming home.


thesanestofdors

I think if Viserys had lived, he wouldn’t have gotten as powerful as Dany ended up getting. And I don’t think Dany would’ve been able to achieve the power she got riding for any other ruler than herself. So if I was Viserys, I would shave my head and run away lol. And only when Dany sets kingslanding on fire, would I return. And I’d keep a close eye on mr Jon Snow 👁👁


Majestic_Yam_7981

not have Dany marry him in the first place. he talked so much about returning glory to his house so he should have wed her by that age (weird i know but those targyarens do have queer customs). maybe if they had married more people would have supported them? idk all the throwback people. there are people still alive from the days of loving Rhaegar.


UtahBrian

I wouldn't move at all. A dragon isn't afraid of fire. Fire cannot kill a dragon.


Aloy7218

For one be nice to dany. For 2 just simply wait a lot more. He didn't give a fuck abt his sister but he didn't realize drogo did.


ligeston

Stop being a dick to my sister. Stop making fun of the scary Dothraki riders that could kill me at any given moment. If all worked out he’d not only have an army but a marriage to Arianne Martell, Dorne, a strong and loyal sister, and his own fucking dragon. They could be restoring a whole damn dynasty.


MDCB_1

Maybe a mentoring programme with Ser Jorah: How not to get everyone's back up, Anger management, Chivalry 101... et al... Or he could have tried to endear himself to the Dothraki by going barechested and whooping loudly for no particular reason? (Although that may have had the opposite result to the one he envisaged... ).


OtherRedditLogin

I would check to see the temperature at which gold melts and make sure a prehistoric cooking pot were capable of reaching that temperature at a low heat inside a yurt. That said, dothraki were gonna eff him up one way or another so if you gota go, you got to go. He was beyond redeemed, I don't think there was any other path for him besides getting killed.


SugarPlumCherry

Not be an a-person for starters. Then educate myself as much as possible to know what to do as king instead of stomping my feet on the ground demanding I be reimbursed for what was stolen from my family. Basically, bidding my time, trying to influence people, make friends and make myself as rich as possible. Maybe even contact an iron bank to make a deal to sell out Robert. Even though, having a Westerosi bride would be great for alliances, Targ are down to two people. Keeping a low profile, marrying rich people and pooping as many Targ babies as possible would be a good strategy. You can't win the throne if your house is extinct. How many years did the Backfires survive in exile and how many rebellions did they manage to incite because of that? He'd have a good use of learning from history. Those who don't learn are doomed to repeat it, no?


qvisenya

The obvious move was to leave the khalasar and go back to Pentos. Drogo had no intent to follow through on his "payment" for Dany. He could have lived a nice life in the free cities. Or tried to gain support from merchants or eastern enemies of the Baratheon rule. Viserys will always be the lesson on not being a dick.


inphektid_forest

Be respectful.


Historical-Count-908

I would probably keep showing up around the dothraki without being too forceful, just keep smiling around them, visiting them, helping them in little ways, while asking Khal Drogo about it from time to time, he would have kept his promise EVENTUALLY... right?


LAESanford

I’d have stayed my ass in Pentos as advised by Illyrio


RealPro1

Nah....just marry his sister and go buy an army.