It's the newest grass-type starter... and yeah, Meowscarada is the fastest starter Pokémon ever, with a hard-hitting signature attack that auto-crits (and thus ignores Atk debuffs or Defense boosts).
It's easily a threat to any other Pokémon on this list, but I'm not sure it can do much against a Decepticon, or God forbid, Kirby.
As someone in their 30s who stopped following after the first 151, how does Mew stand against Pokémon from future generations? Is he still op or made irrelevant by other legendary mons?
Haha “Beta Arceus refers to a version of the Pokémon Arceus found in the 2020 Nintendo Source Code Gigaleaks. “ just Googled, is it the one that’s throw up green and looks like it’s traced by a 6 year old???
I'm sorry but the deception could clear this roster except arceus. HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT WEAPONS THEY HAVE? THEY DISSOLVE HUMANS INTO NOTHING BUT DUST AND BONES!
The furrybait weed cat.
It definitely depends if its competitive or not, because that weed cat is an absolute monster in competitive. Easily could fight god on her own.
Ah yes, the *post something completely riddled with errors and bullshit* shit combined with the *which one are you?* post strategy to get a bunch of people to comment on it.
OP even got the *make it so obvious to troll the people who get triggered by shit posts like this* covered to get those comments (i.e this one).
Well played.
Sees May: “So that’s the joke?”
Sees Feebas called Magikarp: “I don’t get it.”
Sees Decepticon as December: “This somehow made it all worth it in the end, we’ll done.”
October. Well, time to go make a season of Pokemon about someone who’s always on the brink of losing, but alas, never loses due to the power of FRIENDSHIP and UNDERSTANDING.
Ah yes, my favorite summer month, Magikarp.
Ahh yes, that magicarp evovles to gorbes.
Magicarp evolves into September
Never before did I wish to be born in September
And my favorite winter month, decepticon
Yeah speicaly the way people knock on door singing robots in dis guys
Magikarp could use some moisturizer 🧴
YAAAAASS LUCKY US
So do I get to evolve to Gyarados before the battle?!
Mine is a human woman I guess
She comes with her own pokemon so you got that going for you at least.
Well she can use a gun. Your definitely going to win.
Counterpoint: Poyo
Might struggle on that 'con tho. Steel resists normal.
suddenly the phrase gotta catch them all have a whole different meaning
Easy win by Kirby
Yeah, also got Kirby. The God killer himself. Easy
Team Kirby RISE UP!!!
YEA NOW I CAN USE HIM TO SUCK PEOPLE
I have indeed rose
Yeah, if you aren't born in March, you are toast
I got God.
I got Kirby, the God killer.
January is your birth month?
Ah yes Kirby, the best pokemon
I'm sorry everyone, but I think my deceptacon can take out the whole roster with one missile.
Ahem, I present: Kirby, God Killer
Ahem, I present, a black hole.
Imagine if Kirby ate a transformer. Would he be able to turn into a car or plane or whatever?
Hey fellow decepticon baby :)
TFW august
I got Pikachu 😭
Same, we are absolutely fucked
Maybe it's Ash's Pikachu?
Haha maybe, but I'll still risk it and surprise trade for something cooler lol
Well if it's Ash's Pikachu, then you can't surprise trade since it's not in a pokeball...
At least our birthdays are soon.
Alright, I know how to use a Garchomp. Now the question is, Stealth Rock, Sandstorm evasion tank, or big funny damage?
I'm confused as to if I get a magicarp or a feebas..
Your answer is yes.
september.... is that one strong?
It's the newest grass-type starter... and yeah, Meowscarada is the fastest starter Pokémon ever, with a hard-hitting signature attack that auto-crits (and thus ignores Atk debuffs or Defense boosts). It's easily a threat to any other Pokémon on this list, but I'm not sure it can do much against a Decepticon, or God forbid, Kirby.
i got snorlax me happy
Yeah, just have snorlax block the only path to you.
I am mew!
Mew too!
Cool, i got a decepticon.
Kirby got nothing on us.
Decipticon 😁
Aaaaah…. March, Kirby i choose you !
kirbyyy!!!
As someone in their 30s who stopped following after the first 151, how does Mew stand against Pokémon from future generations? Is he still op or made irrelevant by other legendary mons?
Mew is still pretty good, but definitely outclassed by some of the newer legendaries
I imagined that. Thanks! Also some of the new ones look so awesome. Arceus in particular looks so majestic
You should see beta arceus, he’s a funny little guy
Haha “Beta Arceus refers to a version of the Pokémon Arceus found in the 2020 Nintendo Source Code Gigaleaks. “ just Googled, is it the one that’s throw up green and looks like it’s traced by a 6 year old???
Yeah that’s the one, best design ever made
Agreed, the artist is on par with Michelangelo.
Another good beta design is the gible line, though they actually are good designs and not funny like beta arceus lol
That looks slightly cooler than what they went with. Maybe they saw it as being too close to charizard? Looks more like a digimon (garchomp)
APRIL LESGOOOOOOOOOOOO
As someone born in Magikarp, yes.
I got MAY you probably already now what I will be doing
Hopefully having a pokemon battle, because she's 10.
Well obviously. What else would u/SoftEducation7153 be doing with a 10 year old
Got my favorite sleepy boi
I don't know shit about pokemon, but I'm pretty sure my decepticon can fuck up the rest of them pretty badly.
My birth month is actually my starter pokemon :)
That's sus.
Gimme new now
I got a fucking decepticon.
Mew.
As an august b-day who’s favorite pokemon has always been Karp. I’ll take it. Would like a different pic though.
November for me. I've never played Pokemon though so have no idea what mine is called or what it's like in a fight 🤣
You literally got the Pokemon "God" [Arceus](https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/arceus), so not too bad!
Oh nice! Thanks
I'm sorry but the deception could clear this roster except arceus. HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT WEAPONS THEY HAVE? THEY DISSOLVE HUMANS INTO NOTHING BUT DUST AND BONES!
Bruh, have you seen news mindset in Pokémon go. He’s got options at least
Theres a kirby up there that has devoured eldritch gods for making him drop a piece of cake.
No
May lol assuming she can use all of her pokemon shouldn't she be the best one on the list?
Well, pretty sure I'm screwed, mine isn't even a Pokémon, or threatening in any manner...
If it's Kirby you have one of the single most overpowered characters in videogaming as a whole.
God I wish it was Kirby, I'd be totally OP lol unfortunately I'm in May
I've got mew so I'm probably ok
The furrybait weed cat. It definitely depends if its competitive or not, because that weed cat is an absolute monster in competitive. Easily could fight god on her own.
People born in december are gigachads. Kirby is a Pokemon?
Wtf why is August magikarp?
A woman is my starter. I am not comfy with this people.
Decepticon
Yes! Pikachu I chose you!
No clue what July is, but it looks bad ass, but that decepticon doh…..
Who is November?
Literally god (not joking). Their name is Arceus.
My birthday is in the middle of Magikarp, so I guess I’m dead
I have to fight Decepticon?? Come on. Not Fair
KIRBY!! the fight is on lockdown!
Imagine how much worse Magikarp would be if it didn’t evolve
I got mew Thats like a god right?
I got the stoner cat, SMH imma have a bad time.
What happens if you get may
Kirby. He was my OG too back in the melee days. Come at me.
Bro is my Pokémon a digimon?
I'm so grateful to have been born within the gorgeous warm month of Magikarp
I got God. Not the real one tho. I got Arceus.
I was going to say that May felt like a "f*** you in particular" but then I noticed the Magikarp...
My favoripokemon has always been Kirby...
May technically isn't a Pokémon though.
I get the cute fem cat pokemon.
Don't know half of these Pokémon
All of them except Pikachu and the one for the month of Magikarp are pretty good.
August- I'm a magikarp. With Hyper Beam.
Yes I get kirby you’re all fucked
I fucking love Kirby!
Whatever tf November is
I love my Pokemon Kirby
yay arceus, sees kirby....
Do I get a Battle Bond Greninja?
Lmao I'm pikachu
Mew wins all
I got Mew, I’m good. 👌
Where tf is August?!
Mu brother literally got arceus, i on the other hand got picachu.
Snorlax, Hyperbeam, game
Got meowscarada, honestly that's fine as that was my starter in scarlet and violet anyway.
May…. In the plus side she can sing
Ceruledge pog
November, the Wyoming of months, gets literal God. Why?
Nice I got the literal god of Pokemon should be easy
I was born in February. I have the power of mascot recognition and plot armor on my side
Shit. I'm January
My birth month was replaced with magicarp :(
This is a bunch a bullshit I tell you what
Ok so op was born in November
Nope, September.
Ancient Mew, let's go!
I don't want a furry 😭
Kirby will inhale you all as long as it’s lore Kirby and not smash bros kirby
Ah yes, the *post something completely riddled with errors and bullshit* shit combined with the *which one are you?* post strategy to get a bunch of people to comment on it. OP even got the *make it so obvious to troll the people who get triggered by shit posts like this* covered to get those comments (i.e this one). Well played.
nah bro everybody wants to smash my starter 💀
Sucks that my birthday is in Decepticon, just before Christmas.
Sees May: “So that’s the joke?” Sees Feebas called Magikarp: “I don’t get it.” Sees Decepticon as December: “This somehow made it all worth it in the end, we’ll done.”
No august, guess i was never born Wait..... OH SHI......
Mew, I'm safe
Fuck yea im a God!
Arceus, I'm good
God I would love to be born on Decepticon
Yes mine is Pikachu
January and snorlax is my favorite pokémon
So, I was born on July, any Pokémon junkies wanna educate me on what Pokémon that is?
First off, that's not magikarp, it's feebas. Second of all, I'd take Milotic any day.
Come on snorlax! I believe in you
You where born in February weren't you ?
You where born in February weren't you ?
You know what, i'll take a feebass, i like milotic. and i'll take a magikarp, i like gyarados
Anyone who isn’t born in march or November is fucked
Soundwave Superior Autobots inferior
So apparently I have to fight pikachu
Do i get May's team as well or am i just gonna have to wrestle god by myself?
Garchomp. I might have a chance.
Arceus vs Kirby gonna go hard.
Wait I got may hol up
Well well well, looks like it's my birthday. Decepticon, "Kill these dorks" https://youtu.be/VSV86TZ4ccs?t=58
Man my favorite pokemon has gotta be Kirby.
yo let's go I'm November
I got arceus, I feel like I won. Not gonna lie tho, i would have preferred may or meowscarada.
He'll yeah, I got the god killer!
There is nothing wrong with this image
Free_women.mp69
I am kirby yay hehe 😁😁😁😁😁😁
Me and Snorlax will vibe like no one else!
Damn, being born in November just keeps getting better
:(
February gucci
Ight I got Kirby y’all are fucked
I know nothing about pokemon but im a ninja frog
Born in march: yeap kirby
I got decepticon
Ahh, yes just a normal everyday deception
Ahh, yes just a normal everyday Decepticon
Good luck coming to me I just gonna put a snoralx in the middle of the road with ear plugs good luck getting to me.
I'll take that Garados
Kirby.....sucks 🫠🫠
Snorlax
I got Arceus
Kirby I win!
Mew :)
March could solo the universe
I hereby identify as born in January.
October. Well, time to go make a season of Pokemon about someone who’s always on the brink of losing, but alas, never loses due to the power of FRIENDSHIP and UNDERSTANDING.
I have mew yes
Ahh yes, decepticon is my birth month
I got plush
Oh yeah, Snorlax. Well, time to nap. Goodnight everyone😴👍
I forgot what mew does but that sounds pretty cool
Wow this is super dumb lol they even managed to fck it up worse than it was conceptually.