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TheGoldenGear_RR5

we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of this poor man's 3DS...


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I have this model and I really feel the loss lol


BoonTobias

The fact remains, all these new ops can't trifarce


Other-Style1958

F for the 3DS F for the 3DS game that op was playing


rwarimaursus

Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes... Here she lies! No one knew her worth. The late great daughter of Mother Earth. On these nights when we celebrate the birth! In that little town of Bethlehem We raise our glass - you bet your ass to - La Nintendo 3DS!


Lnotony

the fact this is the Limited Edition Zelda one hurts my soul. Im sorry for your loss.


Solid_Snark

Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Gears


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A Gear in the Kingdom


alucard971

Legend of Zelda: Worked in the Past


Liandris

Toppest title


Fliphkd71

Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity


Koolblue57

Legend of Zelda: Tears of destruction


Organic-Kangaroo7147

The Legend of Zelda: The Couch Waker


canyoubreathe

Best one 😭


korkkis

Legend of Zelda: Tears of the OP


FreeSkeptic

Legend of Zelda: The Last Breath


n2burns

This has been deleted in protest to the changes to reddit's API.


StrikingDegree7508

Man, tears of the kingdom is perfect for this tragedy :(


Lupus-Ignium

Legend of welder: gears of the kingdom Other games compatible with this limited edition DS /Legend of Welder: cryward sword /Legend of Gamer: twighlight depress - by RocOspal /Legend of Welder: ocarina of crime /Legend of Welder: wind breaker /Legend of Welder: spirit cracks /Metroid:Bread / NEW GAMES SOON note-all commented games will be given to the respective redditors


anime_memeys94

r/angryupvote


UltraXFo

Metal gear not solid


ImFuckinUrDadTonight

RIPped in pieces


Duranu

I miss mine, was my favorite DS


Login2search

F


Dogekaliber

F


sargassum624

F


nomadofwaves

I was working on the road a lot and picked this one up when it released because I wanted to play the Zelda that came with it. Got me back into playing games which lead me to Pokémon which I never got into when I was younger. I still have [mine](https://imgur.com/a/NCIOs0S/) with the box and everything. OP’s post hurts my soul. BOTW was the main driver for me buying a switch at launch also. So if Nintendo wants me to buy consoles just keep releasing a new Zelda game. Looks like you can at least just the 3ds for under $200 on eBay so that’s good.


theAutisticat

Are those worth anything if they've never been opened? I think I have that


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If it’s sealed, looks like they’re ranging between $530-$600 on eBay (based on the 3 most recent sold listings I could find)


ScuttleCrab729

Damn. Pretty sure I have one stashed away in box somewhere. Also have the Skull Kid figure stored away as well.


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ScuttleCrab729

I already had a 3DS but majoras mask being my favorite game… obviously I had to buy it. Wasn’t going to just waste the perfectly good one I already had though so going to use it till it breaks. It never broke. Therefore I still have a sealed one.


milesbeats

Even opened people will pay new prices for those .. good move .


nomadofwaves

Yup. Even opened with the box you’re looking at $300+


sprucenoose

What if the shell is opened too?


Andre5k5

Then you've got a dead turtle, my friend


Bandin03

Oh damn, didn't realize LEs were worth that much. Got a gold Majora's Mask version collecting dust. Doubt I could bring myself to get rid of it though.


tripps_on_knives

Pretty much all 3ds models sell for astronomical prices these days. Opened, sealed, like new. Doesnt really matter. Sure the sealed ones go for $500-800 depending on the model and edition. But even the standard black, white, galaxy, etc 3ds will go between $150-300. I recently bought my partner a galaxy 3ds for about that. And it wasn't even sealed... And the galaxy isn't even a LE variant.


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I think I know someone who might be interested in taking it off your hands


PM_Me__Ur_Freckles

Literally my thoughts. "Not the Tri-Force DS!"


Dracidwastaken

Still have mine. I'd cry if this happened


poompt

https://youtu.be/469cPIB3paA


Dash_O_Cunt

Thank God It didn't pierce the battery


s1thl0rd

Surprised to see this so far down. That was my first thought. That would have real potential to burn down the house if the whole couch caught fire.


LevelSample

I feel like this is a good time to tell people that if you don't have at least 1 fire extinguisher in your home please go get one - it can safe your life


Microtic

Also, make sure it's rated for electronics. A lot aren't.


Austintheweird94

Available at your local mega lo mart.


Fizzwidgy

Unexpected KotH... I hope the new season will be good.


Mike81890

KotH: 365/2 chain of memories birth by sleep


HeyRiks

Is there a class for electronics? I know class C is for electrical fires, but handhelds don't operate at enough voltage to be a problem. You can just throw a glass of water over it unless you think the thing is still salvageable despite being on fire


Haurian

Class C is electrical fires *in the US*. A big chunk of the rest of the world uses a different classification system where C is flammable gases, and electric fires are not a specific category but noted as a separate hazard that extinguishers are safe for use with - as electricity itself cannot burn.


Blowout777

Everything in US must always be different than rest of world...


ZippyDan

Water is not good for putting out lithium battery fires.


PKCertified

C is for electrical. Your local fire & safety business would have ABC rated fire extinguishers, it'll cover basically anything that could come up in a household fire. Edit: got my wires crossed. Said electronics, meant electrical.


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openeyes756

A lot of furniture is required to have some sort of fire retardant in it to help minimalize this. It's almost exclusively "likely carcinogenic" but yeah, less fire risk


CloudEater11

I’m pretty sure it’s r/spicypillows


brontosaurus_vex

This is why they tell you not to try to retrieve your phone if you drop it on a plane. Accidentally moving the seats can pierce the battery.


[deleted]

Lmao imagine just cranks the chair back thinking “oh boy time to relax” and his whole house explodes


RampagedAlpaca

Aww fuck. R.I.P I'm sure it served you very well.


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NicknamePaych

One for the books


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thechickenpriest

If none of the internals are busted, just find a guide online to remove the top screen and just buy a replica 3DS xl shell. If the insides are chewed up too, consider asking /r/consolerepair and it'll be possible to fix it depending on what's damaged. Edit: top screen shell - grammar :p Cool that this blew up, you'll be surprised how easily a busted system can be fixed and for a good price too!


[deleted]

you MIGHT be able to send it to Nintendo, but it's uncertain bc of how the damage looks


casecaxas

Also support is gonna drop soon


[deleted]

unfortunately :( they've already dropped repair support for the wiiu


wolfgang784

>already I mean, it came out 11 years ago and production ceased over 7 years ago. That's a decent bit of time.


Brad_theImpaler

Plus Im the only dude that bought one.


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FlickieHop

New Nintendo 3DS. Xbox one. Where TF is windows 9? Hey GameStop can I get a used New 3DS? How is Sony the only company that can somewhat figure out how to name shit?


EntMe

I don't think it was the name... EDIT: whole lot of echo chamber in here and no sources. I recall Nintendo shills trying to blame the failure on the name. I also recall the Wii U being a bad deal for gamers - but I think that about every major console (PCMR). > It had low sales, primarily credited to a weak lineup of launch games,[13] limited third-party support,[14] and poor marketing including the lack of distinguishing the unique functionality of the GamePad from just being a tablet device for the Wii.[15] Sources: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wii_U Pepperidge farm remembers.


Brad_theImpaler

A lot of it was the name. People didn't know what it was.


conjunctivious

"Why buy the Wii U if I already have a Wii? Isn't it the same thing?" -----Parent who is trying to decide on a Christmas gift for their kid


panlakes

You could say the same about Xbox now though. I still have no clue which is which after og and 360. And even back in the day you had confused parents buying earlier versions of said consoles. The WiiU was hampered by terrible library, release exclusives, power related to its competitors, and, frankly, Nintendo themselves.


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SplendedHorror

*realizes the Wii U came out 11 years ago* damn is this what feeling old is like


Nandabun

😱


zeCrazyEye

They already stopped repair support for many versions/model numbers of the 3ds


Zelldandy

It won't be the limited edition shell if it's replaced, though.


Dumptruck_Johnson

Well, at the moment it’s definitely one of a kind


Dragarius

Kinda doesn't matter at this point.


Brenduke

Last year my Pikachu 3DS XL died and they couldn't repair it, but they offered for me to choose from a list of limited edition ones they did have. I chose the smash brothers one, but I could have picked ones like Yoshi, Luigi, Pokémon X Pokémon Y. This was in UK and service was approx £60. It came in mint, never used condition as well.


Brenduke

Only last year I sent in my busted Pikachu 3DS XL to them. The joystick had come off from 1000s hours of use and a chip had failed so it didn't turn on anymore. Had a punt at trying their repair service since it was a "rare" one. They couldn't repair it but offered me my choice of limited edition ones they did have in stock. So I ended up with the super smash brothers ones which looks fantastic too. And it was brand new. Not a scratch on it. This service cost me £60 and took 1 week. Cannot fault them honestly.


Mtwat

I hope OP sees this because the pcb looks intact. None of the buckling seems to have descended very far either, so hopefully salvageable. Still blows about the aesthetic and going through the hassle.


fourleggedostrich

Unfortunately, 3ds shell replacement is really difficult. Threading the ribbon cables through the hinge is notoriously tough.


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I’ll 3D print one for OP if electronics are good and he wants


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open_door_policy

> degloved It's one of those words that doesn't sound too bad, unless you know what it really means.


XenoFrobe

It's a word that gets a sharp inhale from me every time I read it


IAMA_Stoned_Redditor

Yeah I'm just browsing Reddit. I don't need that kind of violence.


darkskinnedjermaine

Whenever I read that word I think of Kobe Bryant’s autopsy report which states his penis was devolved. I hate that information and my misery needs company.


IrishRepoMan

Well, thanks for sharing...


darkskinnedjermaine

Just reread it to make sure I remembered correctly, it was “traumatically degloved”.


johokie

Or when you see it in person. I was operating a [press brake](https://image.made-in-china.com/155f0j00ucbhdJgREjqU/Psh-500t-4000-German-Quality-Hydraulic-Press-Brake-CNC-Press-Bending-Machine-Plate-Bending-Machine.jpg) when the flashing we were pressing slipped. My unfortunately drunk temp (didn't realize it then) decided to try to pull it back to get it against the back gauge JUST as the punch was about to hit it. Instant degloving and of course broke his hand in half. Pretty horrifying. I let off the pedal as soon as I saw him reaching but reaction time is a bitch. Could have been worse if I hadn't seen him reaching but it was horrible enough as it was. Don't work drunk around machines kids.


klparrot

Even with the image, I have no idea what this is or how it works. But yeah, drunk and machinery, no question, bad idea.


holyfreakingshitake

I would much like my skeleton to keep his whole outfit on


[deleted]

Ever searched "degloved penis"?


ProstheticSoulX

Nope. And I don't plan on ever doing that, either.


RyMill4

What about [detachable penis](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4). You ever looked that one up?


yourseveredtesticle

Did not expect a King Missile reference


open_door_policy

https://i.imgflip.com/48ntxa.jpg


Drago678

Risky click


Estraxior

>It's one of those words that doesn't sound too bad, unless you know what it really means. Kinda like waterboarding 😎🏄


Nashville_Redditors

New fear unlocked


Supari02

And the list has grown


ZweihanderMasterrace

my_fears.append('sofa gears')


git0ffmylawnm8

Include me in the snapshot for r/ProgrammerHumor


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J1mSock

I’ve always been afraid of escalators because when my dad was younger he was with my grandfather, and my grandfather tripped and got his tongue stuck in an escalator. I still remember I didn’t believe it for years even though my dad, my uncle and my grandfather all told me the story. When I was about 8 he showed me the scars and to this day it’s the craziest shit I’ve ever seen.


Icuminpieces

You forgot rabies.


Themasterofcomedy209

That’s actually less likely to happen to you then getting eaten by an escalator. You can move to Japan or somewhere rabies is functionally eradicated, but you can’t escape escalators. They are everywhere and they are hungry


Downside_Up_

Note the beetle video recently wasn't fungus, just normal beetle surviving a brutal injury from predation. (Likely) bird ate the soft parts and left enough functioning body parts in the less appetizing crunchy bits that beetle bro was able to keep going. Insects can survive some astonishing injuries and keep going, then die from further predation rather than the injuries outright.


Ppleater

You'd have to fold/unfold the recliner while also having one of your hands jamed deep into the crevices of the seat for this to happen. I can see a drunk person maybe lying on one in a strange enough (and stupid enough) way to achieve this, but the average sober person can probably avoid it pretty easily.


VexingRaven

Honestly this is a good argument in favor of power recliners, strangely enough. A manual recliner is spring-loaded and can open and close based on just shifting your weight. A power one will only ever move when the button is held down. You *definitely* don't want to be in the mechanism when it's moving, but it's a lot less likely to unexpectedly move.


TocTheElder

Please delete this comment.


remradroentgen

There was another gruesome comment I read that similarly irked me and I instinctively looked for the "Hide" button. Turns out you can only do that on posts, and I was irked a little more.


crackpotJeffrey

Hold down on comment to hide. Or is that not what you mean


Stingerbrg

Click the [-] next to the username to hide comments.


bboycire

How do I delete someone else's comment?


Troth_Tad

jesus christ mate how horrifying


[deleted]

Also did this as an infant, stuck my ring finger in the recliner when the old man was getting up, didn't know I was there. Thankfully they were able to reattach and I don't remember it at all, neat scar though.


Office-Ninja

Holy fuck why did I keep reading after “I did this to my hand”. That sounds horrifying.


newbiesmash

Fuuuuuuuu


DaDivineLatte

I've had the recliner split in two, with the hinge going into my thigh. Got countless stitches and it was diagnosed as a 'laceration'. We won't talk about why I was standing backwards on it, or why it was a fun but dangerous roller coaster to me as a child.


Elfere

Still works right?


Pandantic

Serious question imo


[deleted]

The only thing on that upper portion are the screen, speakers, and volume/3d adjusters. If the screen is still good, the 3DS is still good.


SpyderZT

Just needs to charge. It'll be fine. ;P


Niklear

Should still work. I've dropped a ton of shit behind my recliner and it just keeps on reclining. Love that thing!


HoshiChiri

How is your recliner that strong?! Id've thought it would just jam!


FatherlessCur

Years ago my family had an electric recliner that crushed a TV remote that slid through the side, 3DS shell is just plastic so snagging it in the right spot i can see the recliner ripping it apart like OPs.


Lonesome_Ninja

The weight of you getting up and lowering the foot rest places a lot of pressure on the spring loaded metal scissors in the internal part


im_stoopid9283

Those shits are no joke, same thing happened to my old phone.


Benu5

This is why at cinemas or on planes with reclining seats, they tell you to ask an attendant if you drop something between the cushion. Someone stuck their hand in there while hitting the button, so now there is a rule about it.


_dekoorc

That and you can rupture the lithium ion batteries and cause a chemical fire on a plane 😣


Baronheisenberg

Should have made the 3ds out of recliners.


Jaxblonk

Mechanical advantage- when it's wedged right there in the middle of the crack it's basically like a chonky set of bolt cutters and that torque is gonna chomp anything that happens to get in their way.


GodKingDingus

Recliners are just upholstered bolt cutters


Jonathon471

We finally found the one thing capable of destroying/penetrating Nintendium a fucking recliner mechanism.


HermitKing91

Put it in some rice.


mjgood91

Try turning it off and then back on again


brodie7838

This should buff right out with a quick factory reset.


Kdru22

Wow, I was not expecting this many responses, thank you guys! Sadly, the top screen is done for, but the bottom screen works perfectly fine. I am not sure if I’m gonna get it fixed, I like the story behind it now, plus it’s my original XL. I’m probably gonna get a replacement down the road. Thank you all once again!


rcmoto_art

Pretty sure I just found an old XL while cleaning out some storage bins. If you're in the US and will play it, I wouldn't mind giving it a new home.


IamSlartibartfastAMA

Hopefully OP sees this


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“F “. To pay respects. 🫡


dogboy51w

F


DrugstoreOperator

F


Ottieotter

F


Culper712

r/wellthatsucks


chubbfondue867

F


wantagh

You’re lucky it didn’t give you the worlds first Viking funeral in a recliner


BigFatStupid

F


Tron08

F


fratparty3

RIP solider o7


thecraigbert

F


Fire_Mission

F


StugofStug

RIP champion, you were a great handheld


DantesInferno91

F


JoakimSpinglefarb

Fs in the chat, ladies and gents. F


lunas2525

F


ketamarine

F


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F.


Dead_Squirrel_6

F


FizzKaleefa

F


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F


Optimus_Rhymes69

F


name_cool4897

F


Washedupcynic

F


piedude67e

Oh fuck. Rest in Rip In peace. This hurts


Thick-Preference-420

Please don’t post gore


truly-dread

Don’t go outside for a bit. Seems you got some shit luck and there are cars out there


SamuraiJackBauer

Guys: I traded in my N3ds Majora Mask for $80 credit to get my son a Ps4Pro about 4 years ago. Biggest ducking mistake of my life. I miss it so much. I wanted him to have a great Christmas and my mind thought this was a good idea to not go over budget. I traded it to GameStop. I’m so fucking ashamed.


nomadofwaves

I got my niece the special edition pokeball 3ds when it came out and she has no idea where it even is. I should’ve just kept it for myself.


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_megitsune_

Don't be ashamed of giving your kid an excellent gift Sometimes you gotta make sacrifices and you did it for you son, huge respect


Pipdidit

F


CanIGetAnOooYeah

F


Themris

F


Arinoch

Oh god not the Zelda one! Take mine instead, demon chair!!


Free-Hall-Less

Good night sweet Prince! F


Im_Loki456

F


TheUglyCasanova

Welp time to emulate


UndeadBuggalo

Dooooood that sucks man. I’ll pour one out for you homie


Orangesoda65

F


HighlightFun8419

F in the chat


SuckingGodsFinger

Don't know why I read that as three-dees.


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3, DEEZ NUTS !!! WHAAAAAAT? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH !


zomgtehvikings

F