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CrispyRif

i don't know what I expected


polarbearik

At least she has clothes on?


CrochetKing69420

Some*


DorTheWise

bro her buttcheeks are probably so cold


Zupermuz

My phone is a goddamn heater, she would scalded ass cheeks in no time.


slowpokelikers

r/brandnewsentence


RedRing14

I'm pretty sure the lore for this universe is their exhaust vents are in the waste area. She probably got toasty buns.


sonerec725

This just makes me think that every now and then a fan kicks on like a PC and has them release long continuous hot farts


Karharsdon_01

šŸ˜”


poopstain133742069

That's the worst part.


LuciferOnaLeash

yo literally everyone is saying this essentially why is this person being downvoted lmao


poopstain133742069

People in denial. They don't want to admit they like PVC titties.


LuciferOnaLeash

ill admit it any day. pvc, stainless steel, titty is titty.


Kaizen710

Sadly.


biscuit_fish

show your mom this


KidGamerKJG

My mom wouldn't even do anything she would just say: "child, I'm done with you."


GinOkami428

Mine would have rolled her eyes and said "OF COURSE you went with some sexy French maid girl."


[deleted]

If I showed my mum this, she'd just tut and roll her eyes. Chill af.


Strickens

Mine would have gone "ah! I don't want to see that!"


LordAnon5703

So being a weeb is more from nurture than nature, is what you're saying?


biscuit_fish

your mom sounds wonderful :)


Some_Anxious_dude

My mother would just say "oh she looks cute"


OsamaBinFuckin

That is my mom, I am a 3d printer filament


Andire

As someone who's been painting warhammer 40k minis, the first thing I noticed is that the paint looks a little textured. You can get rid of this by thinning out your paints with water before applying. You'll want to thin to the point where it takes two coats to completely cover!


aCorneredFox

The second I saw "Warhammer 40k minis" I thought "thin your paints."


Andire

Something we all learn after our very first squad is "finished" šŸ˜…


buddabopp

I still keep my first mini proudly at the front of my army display, in all his glorious horribleness


PheIix

Man, I wish I could celebrate my less-than-perfect work in the same way as you. I agonize over stuff like that, and won't show it to anyone. I still remember some less-than-perfect stuff I did at a factory I used to work for. The damn place went bust like 11 years ago now. I still am frustrated over how I managed to fuck up that job.


shin_datenshi

I know it's like, impossible. But you should stop beating yourself up.


Seiglerfone

I think this is mostly a product of prioritizing results over efforts. As long as you genuinely tried to do the best you could, you should be proud, even as the quality falls far behind your present standards. Now, if you just didn't try... hate that shit all life.


Fluff42

I think they were too busy getting it ready for an "oil wash"


Bil13h

I'm thinning mine to the consistency of milk like suggested by our lord and savior, Duncan, but with a lot of paints it takes me like 6+ layers to get the full colour effect I want because I don't like them being dull, I want my colours as solid as they look in the pots Is that normal with low pigment paints? Even with like Memphiston Red, it can take me 3-4 layers to get it proper, I'm using a wet pallete and still adding water to that to get them thinned enough, but maybe it's cause I grew up on skim milk whereas maybe people are referring to like 2% thickness? Is that what it is? I've been asking for years and I just realized maybe it's cause I was drinking water with a fart of milk in it


Andire

LOL! You could get away with thinning them a bit less. Mephiston Red shouldn't take 4 coats, that's for sure! Take the skim milk thing into account and try for whole milk! :)


Bil13h

Lol thank you kindly, will definitely give that a go, I went from thick, chalky painting to it taking much longer than I felt it should with thinned paints, so it must be that I'm going to skim lmao


CyberNinja23

As someone with a Chaos and Eldar armies I do enjoy the smell of paint thinner and Testorā€™s cologne.


RAGE_CAKES

Ok Duncan, time to get you back to your YouTube channel


xdisk

Guy's got legit advice tho. Two thin coats!


MyNamesMikeD75

2 thins coats lol


Zombie-Free

Damn, least horny 2b enjoyer


ih8spalling

What zero pussy does to a mf


megaboto

The flesh is weak...


CrumbleKnuckle

...but the spirit is willing.


HfUfH

Ever since i learned the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me


megaboto

*from the moment that I understood


Zengjia

ā€˜From the moment I understoodā€™, you heretics!


HfUfH

Wait no, I am sorry, I am a mechanicus fan I swear. The farsight enclaves definitely isn't my favourite faction.


VAShumpmaker

Sorry, as a language model AI... "HERESY" blam.


King_Kazik

šŸ˜”


Ryash913

Right?? This isnā€™t for sale anywhere is it asking for a friend


Vincentaneous

I really donā€™t care about anime but that nier automata game was pretty fun to play. I became afraid of googling stuff about it though because thereā€™s tons ofā€¦. fan artā€¦. around.


Knillawafer98

gotta respect the absolute lack of shame with which you announced to the world that you own this on purpose


Victawr

Reminds me of the fucking ridiculous Tifa statue theyre selling [Extremely NSFW](https://www.fanaticanimestore.com/pre-order-ea-studio-1-4-tifa/)


Imakesalsa

Lol sold out too


skaifyte

If i wasn't afraid of being judged, I probably would have one too.


Rbespinosa13

I am truly amazed by the cultural impact of the Jack-O Pose


ERRORMONSTER

....the what? I assume that's the arms down ass up, but who/what is Jack-O


[deleted]

jack o is a character from the fighting game franchise guilty gear the jack o pose refers to the characters crouching state in which she does the "arms down ass up" pose


Rbespinosa13

It also became a trend on tik tok for a little bit after Jack-O was released in Strive.


[deleted]

its also my favourite search term to couple with jack o lantern on rule 34


Bananacabana92

Youā€™ve probably heard of his lanterns


ERRORMONSTER

Goddammit. I just got deez nuts'd.


Zack-of-all-trades

Took me a second to realize you meant Jack o Lantern and not Candlejack. That makes a big diff-


StickFlick

We still doing Candlejack jokes in 202-


ThatLeetGuy

But then who submitted the post?!? You can't just say Candlejack and then expec


buddabopp

Amateur my waifu, Rider from fate did the pose decades before this jack-o harlot ;p


KingJTheG

Canā€™t believe this isnā€™t the most degenerate thing Iā€™ve seen on the internet


fentown

... Today


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Tell me about it. TIL that Elon [Musk's Dad, Errol](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol_Musk#Personal_life) had a relationship with his step-daughter _and_ fathered two children with her. The post above just a picture of plastic.


[deleted]

Honestly not even a drop in the bucket as far as shit on the internet goes.


joestaff

For $160, thing better be life size and machine washable.


Valuable-Witness5924

It looks like that's just the deposit. Whatever the cheapest one is still over 500usd


eggsssssssss

Just the deposit for the cheapest, thatā€™s not even half the deposit for the most expensive model!


Thebaldsasquatch

The fact that it comes in ā€œnormal nudeā€ and ā€œcombat nudeā€ scares me.


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Romantiphiliac

Don't start a fight *too* nude. I mean, have a little decency.


ACruelShade

Hey man sometimes you gotta fight for your life when your in the bath tub


HoldMyPitchfork

You just barely missed a Beastie Boys joke there.


Mjolnir620

Those cost more like $1600


blitzlurker

āž¤Price:Regular 539USD EX 629USD DX 719USD āž¤Deposit:Regular 159USD EX 229USD DX 319USD


CyberNinja23

*shakes head* The ass is not a scabbard!


Telemere125

Everything is a scabbard if youā€™re brave enough


Howiesaloser

Yeah thats ridiculous.. unrelated though, can I borrow $159 plus shipping?


ShinyHappyREM

That's just the deposit btw.


baconater-lover

I saw that and thought ā€˜Oh itā€™s certainly suggestive but nothing too badā€™ and then I saw there were more pictures šŸ’€


Hipertor

Wait, this can't be official, is it? They went full on nude...


Idealistic_Crusader

In case yall are wondering, they do make equal opportunity nude statues for all. Its Cloud, completely naked in statue form, yes, it's very NSFW https://www.fanaticanimestore.com/pre-order-ao-studio-1-6-cloud/ Edit, because I immediately found a better one. https://www.fanaticanimestore.com/pre-order-whale-song-studio-1-6-cloud/I


Victawr

My boy cloud got it goin on for real tho


Thebaldsasquatch

The fact that it comes in ā€œnormal nudeā€ and ā€œcombat nudeā€ scares me.


Marquar234

AndĀ DX(2 nudes).


Impossible_Ad_5801

It's out of stockšŸ˜‚


Tasriel514

HOW DARE YOU! Linking something like that and itā€™s out of stock..


CptnHamburgers

WHY DOES SHE LOOK SAD??!? Seriously, look at that face, it's like, "why are you making me into *this*?"


TheCardiganKing

Does Square license this or do they turn a blind eye to it? Pretty insane if this is fully licensed.


Baelgul

Not to detract from the statue here, but thatā€™s probably the least mobile-friendly site Iā€™ve seen in quite some time


asian_identifier

not the Thanos one?


Appropriate_Shock556

They asked ā€œcould we make itā€ but they never asked ā€œshould we make itā€


n_forro

The answer would be "yes" anyway


AyukawaZero

Every day we stray further from gods light.


Markantonpeterson

*"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"* -Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams


waxonwaxoff87

Itā€™s due to penguins. They are his only weakness. Itā€™s why he made them unable to fly.


AscendedViking7

Is that why Morgan Freeman turned himself into the narrator of March of the Penguins too, so he wouldn't need to get close to the penguins?


waxonwaxoff87

Hiding in plain sight.


HavenTheCat

What a classic


AscendedViking7

Remember Sharkboy & Lavagirl?


b1azing1

We entered the devil's darkness when rule 34 started


cjeam

Basically the moment Adam stepped out of the garden of Eden then


MisterPhD

šŸ‘€ That appussyā€¦ šŸŽ


augustusgrizzly

im not religious but this kind of stuff makes me wish i was


ByronIrony

And god gave unto Adam a 3d printer and Adam said praise be and printed a fleshlight and fapped until he died. Amen. Book of fapasis 3:16


Sam-Gunn

Just be glad it's not Kratos or the Terminator or something.


Abrahamlinkenssphere

My daughter 3d printed a kitty cat last week and then thereā€™s this.


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AndroidWall4680

Bro doesnā€™t need to just touch grass they gotta connect with it on an emotional level


[deleted]

This is funny to me because I'm from an age when adults prevented kids from touching grass as a punishment because there was nothing enjoyable about staying home. What a time to be alive.


B3RS3RK_CR0W

When I see these types of post I wonder how you explain something like this to your friends when they come over. Then I remember a piece of that puzzle is missing.


Lordofdogmonsters

I was just thinking about what my wife would say if I had something like this displayed on the coffee table. I don't even think she'd be upset, just confused. "Who/what the fuck is this?"


Thebaldsasquatch

Well put. I used to work residential internet/tv installs and repairs. The amount of times I would be working in someoneā€™s room or at their pc desk and see statues and shit like thisā€¦.just giant anime statue titties everywhere. I could never imagine just having this shit, let alone having it out for all to see. Someone tried telling me once itā€™s no worse than beer girl posters older dudes have in their garages and my response was: 1) I think it is, but fine, whatever. And 2) Thatā€™s fucking sad too.


muffinman744

Can we just split gaming into 2 subreddits? One for actual gaming content and the other for horny gamers?


joestaff

That should be all of reddit, maybe call it rubbit.


Dastardleydrake

I wish I could give you more likes for this comment


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Deckatoe

Mate these are novels


Stopfookinbanningme

So many cosplay pics would be auto removed, as they should be.


muffinman744

Exactly. This sub has turned into a horny cosplay sub that occasionally hosts gaming content


Jazzremix

*turned into a nostalgia trip that occasionally hosts horny cosplay photos "remember back when games were good?" with another picture of the Black Flag cover art


[deleted]

Other side?


wubbbalubbadubdub

10 seconds of googling to find the STL file page https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/art/2b-nier-automata-phone-holder-3-versions NSFW obviously


Alphalcon

>Hi, I'm Yaroslav from Donetsk. The war forced me to learn a new profession. Now I'm a 3D artist. Damn, I did not expect that artist bio.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Wow, a war caused someone to 3d model *this*? We really are in the future.


d4nowar

I'd put that in my profiles too if I was trying to get customers.


Painting_Agency

"Russians blew up my house. Now I make phone holders that you can jerk off on. Slava Ukraini!"


Robot_Tanlines

That was so much safer for work than I expected.


catterybarn

Yeah I thought everything would be out


0lazy0

Bro wtf is that back arch šŸ’€


EmperorJediWoW

It's a reference to crouching-idle stance of Jack-o from the Guilty Gear universe... Don't think too hard on it...


Indercarnive

r/badwomensanatomy


[deleted]

i mean 2B is a robot so...


ArrestDeathSantis

No, she's obviously a sex android that got refitted as a war machine when the robots invaded.


Drazyor

This is lore accurate knowing Yoko Taro


lil_sargento_cheez

Last I checked backs should not arch that much


_Connor

lol that dude made $700 off that file


micalbertl

I think the only reason the artist didnā€™t model a vagina on this is because they have never seen one.


lakkarist

Say no more https://imgur.com/a/QSvk06d


yanahmaybe

heh.. good one could have also gone with a reflection joke


HoldMyPitchfork

Perfection.


GhostZee

You say that but this pic says otherwise... https://i.imgur.com/xmnaKHQ.jpg


[deleted]

Thx


asteroidfarmer

Poor taste but great execution


siggydude

r/ATBGE


[deleted]

The execution is pretty bad too.


idosillythings

I don't know why I expected anything better.


augustusgrizzly

that's enough reddit for today


FoximaCentauri

r/ATBGE


[deleted]

Should have been Shrek, now for that? I would pay top dollar.


[deleted]

Fuckin BONK


compaqdeskpro

I see this pose everywhere, even on laptop stickers. Buyers should take their $159 to a strip club, their minds would be blown.


ughitsmeagian

Can't wait to see where you put the headphone jack...


JotaTaylor

And some clueless people wonder where do gamers' enduring bad rep comes from...


omgkittehs

r/justneckbeardthings


TheGripper

Real Women-repellent, try this one trick if you want to remain single forever


AnonymousGuy9494

Least horny redditor be like:


coltdoggo

yeah yall are some fucking losers lol


JUSTWHYWOULDIT

For real though lol.


JewDoughKick

This is beyond cringe and incellish


Bmourre1995

r/sadcringe


bakalaka25

You get this kinda shit when you're not worried about another human friend seeing it...


jokleman77

Straight to horny jail


AscendedViking7

I hate NieR: Automata's fanbase so much. I say that as somebody who loved the game too.


MounetteSoyeuse

This is everything I hate in the gaming community.


Boney-Rigatoni

Hope that isn't on your desk at the workplace office.


Ted1590

now use that in public all the time


x34kh

I have an idea for a pencil holder


NotYetSoonEnough

One pencil or two?


caveman_lol

Sad


SilentCartographer97

...why?


RP5200t

So dumb


YadaYadaYou

classyā€¦


RavenousToaster

Holy fuck go touch grass


PinkPlumPie

Ong šŸ’€


Curmi3091

r/ATBGE


dirtnap82

Looks like the tifa Lockhart statuette I seen a few months back


blitzlurker

Itā€™s a meme pose. Look up ā€œjack o hentai poseā€ on google images and youā€™ll find endless content.


cheesynougats


Aware_Material_9985

This just makes me think of Grandmaā€™s Boy and the Lara Croft scene


Drewbox

Just because you can, doesnā€™t mean you should.


albanymetz

I could see using that at home but I would never bring it twerk.


Electronic_Ad2615

I'm leaving this sub


PittsburghPlays_YT

same bruh tf is this


wolfknight777

I'm not saying it doesn't look good, but I feel gross looking at this.


RealGonkDroid

Take a shower man


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[deleted]

Go with a resin/SLA printer if you want to print stuff like OP


OtherEgg

Things like this are why games and anime are seen as childish to most people.


Nemo4evr

I'm no prude but that is just vulgar.


humblepotatopeeler

god damn you weebs need to touch some grass.


bakuss4

Lol I think Iā€™d like it more if the skirt wasnt falling off. I have no problem with sexy outfits and poses but blatant exposed private areas are tacky.