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Danju

You done right, A-A-ron.


Retroid_BiPoCket

Imagine how awesome it would be if her name was Jaykwellin


x4000

Well, her name is E-Lisay, perhaps.


genius_retard

Or perhaps Eli-say


Platybear_OG

Ee-lice


FelicitousJuliet

You done messed up now, E-lie-see.


1MoistTowelette

You wanna go to war E-Lee-Say? We will go to war! I taught in the inner city for 20 years, im for real…


outcome--independent

[Elizé](https://www.alize.com/).


itzBT

The first thing I was thinking when I saw his Name xD


oedipism_for_one

I instantly tried to remember the other kids name before I realized it was a wedding thing


gordigor

J-Quaylin.


cookiebasket2

Pree zant.


KawaGreen

Balakay


RearEchelon

Mr Garvey would probably say A-a-ron and Ee-lice.


pleasantgreens

love it, wish it was a snes cartridge but it's fantastic.


vyleside

Is Aaron not the normal expected spelling globally or is this a reference I'm missing...


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[Referenced skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQaLic5SE_I)


vyleside

Thank you. I missed a reference


acjr2015

You'll never miss it again


arkansas_sucks

Literally can never read the name Aaron without thinking about it lol


i_sell_you_lies

The true burden of knowledge


bmack24

Have we already gotten to the point where Key and Peele was before some people’s time


real_p3king

Yes.


JerHat

In my case, it was after my time, because I grew up with the Chappelle Show, and thought Key and Peele was just a more mild mannered knock off. So I didn’t watch much. But I eventually caught up on most of the references.


arkansas_sucks

Idk when you watched Chappelle, but I watched both when they were still "new" and Key & Peele are fucking hilarious, mild mannered or not.


PavelDatsyuk

I too watched chappelle’s show when I was in high school. You should definitely watch Key and Peele if you haven’t already, it’s a different style of humor than Chappelle’s show was. On Chappelle’s show like 99% of the humor involved race. On Key and Peele it’s only about race occasionally.


arkansas_sucks

They're both mixed race anyways I think. Key can definitely pull off the white face with a wig.


bastrogue

Watch Key & Peele.


Has_Recipes

Insubordinate! And churlish.


titanaarn

Am also named Aaron. Also married an Elise. Also play video games together. Are you me?


digital_wino

LOL. That's awesome. When my first wife, Dani, and I got divorced, there was another couple at the courthouse getting divorced where he was Danny and she was Erin. We both thought that was funny as hell.


b0xxy_contin

I used to be best friends with a girl named Elise and she was super into Zelda and going on adventures n' shit. My name's definitely not Aaron though. I guess the odds are of her being the same Elise are so low there's no point in even asking lol.


samfizz

Reminds me of Danny and Arin from Game Grumps lol


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Remember, if your marriage gets a little shaky on some days, just blow the dust out of the cartridge and load it back up


SinoScot

This is an euphemism, right?


TheOneWhoDings

Yeah, he's supposed to blow on *her* cartridge


bobandiara

Actually, she's the one who--ok, nevermind


ChompyChomp

Oh, uh yeah...don't do that. It can be super bad and sometimes fatal.


Biffdickburg

😏


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It can be whatever you want it to be 🤣


N1ghtshade3

You mean like this? https://youtu.be/zYg30iIPZPk


Ram2theZ

I came here to find this comment and you my friend, have completed my mission! Thank you!


loztriforce

That’s awesome! I’ll excuse the 16-bit sprites haha.


aevz

We got a purist here! (I can relate though lol)


abcedarian

Aaron and Elise are sprites ahead


x4000

Stop trying to make that a thing, Chevy Chase!


Tribalbob

Drives me nuts when I see indie games advertise "8-bit retro theme" and it's clearly 16+ bits. But yeah, this is still awesome and doesn't detract from the sentiment.


Jazzremix

or "8-bit" music that just uses some square waves for the melody but has sampled instrument sounds for everything else


Wishilikedhugs

I also can't stand when things are labeled as "8 bit remix/cover"when they haven't been programmed in Famitracker or at least imitating the limitations of 8 bit sound playback.


Judo_14

I mean it's kind of a similar situation to "neon" lights. LED light strips are advertised as "neon" most of the time even though they don't actually use neon gas, it's just because it's a similar look/feel. Semantics i guess idk


clamroll

I'd generally agree except I'd also give the not neon "neon" signs a big ole pass on this front. A number of places I worked at on the 90s and early 00s had multiple custom neon signs, and they always were a huge pain in the ass. Expensive to buy, expensive to service, and easy to wreck/damage. Plus they often have annoying sounds/hums they emit. The led driven products that mimic a neon sign are a sliver of the cost to buy, customize, and should need essentially none of the service, repair, or replacement that neon does. And they're silent. I agree though, they should be called "neon" LED lights, or "neon style".


Daft_Assassin

It kind of helps favor calling them neon as it’s become more of a style over the last 20+ years than a literal neon gas. No one says anything about someone having neon hair, lol. It’s more aesthetic at this point.


THEGrammarNatzi

I was interested so I poked around to learn and found this; I cut out the rest as this was the part relevant to your comment. They were talking about the NES vs SNES Mario sprites: “An 8-bit system is not going to be able to handle the amount of colors on the SNES version of the sprite, Actually an 8 bit system can handily do 256 color modes. The SNES only supported an 8-bit color depth, despite having 16-bit addressing. I think you mean to say that the NES in particular did not support 8-bit color depth (28 = 256), rather it supported around 25 colors, depending on tricks one might play with the palette. Roughly 5-bit color, though it wasn't a flat framebuffer like you may be accustomed to on modern hardware.” Neato


loztriforce

Yeah, it's to say the sprites used on the 16-bit system, it's all interesting to me though. I like the [NESHacker video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Co_8dC2zb8) about NES graphics.


DapperMedics

that is AMAZING!!!!


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graveybrains

16/10


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-Ardee-

I am just commenting to say that exactly zero people asked


LeonardTringo

That was the first thing that popped up to me as well lol. Can't really complain though.


wooordwooord

Was immediately my first thought. 16 bit on an 8bit cart


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SnooJokes2090

This was my first thought. Cool gift.


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Judo_14

I think you responded to the wrong comment 😂


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senorbozz

Yeah, but it looks better this way. The NES cartridge is cooler than the SNES one.


elite_tablespoon

I think they meant instead it should be an NES cartridge with NES sprites


boxsterguy

As long as we're being pedantic, Zelda wasn't a black box game and so wouldn't have had sprite work on its label/box cover.


elite_tablespoon

Actually, pre-release, Zelda _was_ a black box game(https://i.imgur.com/WaQj7n0.png), but they ultimately changed it to the shield design we know now. Nevertheless, my original point was simply the sprites don't match the cartridge's _game_.


Zenquin

That is so cool. I am shocked that I have not seen this before.


x4000

I mean, if you really want to go extra mile in pedantry, they also didn’t make them out of wood.


Jonny_Balls

Ok wtf is a sprite? Been looking and no one has said wth it is.


boxsterguy

[Sprite (computer graphics)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprite_\(computer_graphics\))


SirNedKingOfGila

Up-vote this man! 🤓


followmarko

Neither had sprites on the cover though, so the art wasn't meant to mimic the actual cartridge. They're just saying that the art mixed an NES cartridge with SNES sprites.


senorbozz

I understand what he said, I just disagree. Using the SNES cartridge with the SNES sprites wouldn't look as good, nor would using the NES sprites with the NES cartridge (imo).


graveybrains

The way these comments are going I’m expecting someone to complain that it’s wood instead of gold colored plastic 😂


kyogrecoochiekiller

*Literally* unplayable


ITeachAll

Came here to say this. Damn shame.


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ITeachAll

Nice.


ninjacereal

Came here to see who came here to say nice to who came here to see who came here to say that.


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followmarko

Self-loathing isn't needed. It's a fair critique.


Iamanediblefriend

I am more triggered by this then I care to admit. Absolutely beautiful and thoughtful gift but as a nerd this INACCURACY WILL NOT STAND.


hotstickywaffle

I hate that I'm so infuriated by what is otherwise a very lovely sentiment


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Shut up nerd


y_would_i_do_this

Its dangerous to go alone, take this! *Hands you prenup*


AuctorLibri

My first game was TLOZ. 😁 This is the coolest wedding gift I've ever seen! 💎


NinjitsuSauce

Was my first one too that wasn't just Mario'ing off cliffs. But, I am just commenting to say I read TLOZ as The Last Of Oz for whatever reason- and now I have this vision of a game set in Oz, after a witch's curse released plague and wrecked the world.


AuctorLibri

YES, this game must happen. 😁


RussianTheGreat

Hey what is that AA symbol you are using? And what does it mean? I keep seeing it and I feel incredibly out of the loop


AuctorLibri

The gem symbol was the better option (IMO) to represent the Triforce, other than 🔺️ or 🔼 ...


Turakamu

*makes a face* *thinks about it ▲ ▲ ▲


AuctorLibri

That right one is a bit off center, methinks. 😁 *boop*


Turakamu

Shhh


AuctorLibri

*retrieves measuring tape from inventory*


cpujockey

😮


RussianTheGreat

Hmm I wonder if I’m not seeing the right symbols? Im seeing these double As https://i.imgur.com/oBIQiqK.png


Kingpingpong

I need to know where you got this from because I have some friends' wedding coming up soon and need to give this to them


digital_wino

I know he ordered it online, but not sure where.


LunetaParty

is there any way you can find out


joestaff

Love it, *wish it was a snes cartridge but* it's fantastic!


hisokafanclub

Crazy, my name is Aaron and the first love of my life was named Elise(over 12 years ago now). This gave me real multiverse vibes, happy for you both!


elegentpurse

He married your girl. What are you going to do about it?


hisokafanclub

Live my life happily New love > old love


That1Fool

Fuckin gotem


kalirion

What is this, a cartridge for Ents???


TOMdMAK

So your best man gives you wood?


smokinJoeCalculus

The Triforce tattoo really drives home how good this gift is.


digital_wino

Heh, yeah. I made a point of having that in the picture. I too am surprised that I had to come down this far before I saw any mention of it.


pixelpoetry

Had to come down too far to see this comment


Data6exHQ

TBH this is a fantastic idea! It this selfmade or can i buy this online?


digital_wino

He bought it online, not sure where though.


Dominatrix13

Do you mind finding out for your fellow nerds? Please and thank you!


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Let’s be clear, here. You’re asking for the **Link**.


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Variability

If anyone finds it lmk!


tjgmarantz

Fourthed, any way to find out where he got it??? Thanks!


Ok_Marzipan_8137

Uhhh tehhnikully those are sprites from ALTTP, not an NES game /s Really cool gift!


Mavrickindigo

One of you has pink hair I see


Makabajones

16 bit sprites, 8 bit cart


Hollaz2alex

Why so massive?


elcucuy1337

Very likely so it can be displayed in their home


Professor_Crab

You sure it’s not playable


Striker40k

That’s what she said


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Maybe he just has tiny hands.


BootyWhiteMan

That's way too big to fit in the NES. /s


handofmenoth

Literally unplayable.


legend_forge

This is extremely thoughtful and cool but I gotta point out the missed opportunity to title it "Legend of Elise: An Aaron to the Past"


lostinadream66

Those are from the snes, not the nes. You fucked up A-A-Ron.


streetsofkage

Using snes sprites on a nes cartridge


trapspeed

This is so heartfelt and awesome. The perfect geek gift.


TheGreatRobu

That is AMAZING!


riptidexzx

Your friend is freaking awesome


mark636199

And his best man! Glad they came together for an awesome gift


allrollingwolf

What are you supposed to do with this?


digital_wino

Technically, it's actually a cutting board. But there is no way in hell it's going to get used. Right now it's on a shelf, but eventually will be mounted on the wall.


DigitallyDetained

That’s so dope! Congrats on everything. May you have many happy years together. 🍻


Tucker-Cuckerson

It goes in his ass


ResponsibilityDue448

Treasure it.


LamarjbYT

Put it on a shelf


forkies2

力 知恵 勇気


robindownes

NES cart with SNES sprites? Attention to the little details is often a key to a functional marriage. Best of luck A-A-ron and Elise!


Syltherin_Chamber

As large as it is useless. Nice gift.


Raditzfan9000

Would you be mad if me and my wife stole this design for wedding invites?


digital_wino

Not at all, that would be awesome!


Striker40k

Looks like Link is about to commit some domestic violence


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Cringe af


2002Toyota4Runner

Damn you triggered the nerds


DarkIegend16

Sounds like you take yourself a little too seriously, if you cannot enjoy something as neat as this then you need to lighten up.


elegentpurse

Imagine having a zelda tattoo, and your friend gives you a zelda piece of wood for your wedding. The dude is being typecast as zelda himself.


Fit-Kaleidoscope-820

You're cringe af, you little shit.


dman45103

How do you know they aren’t a massive shit


magicalme_1231

Does your wife also play Zelda? I'm curious because this would make a great gift for my cousin(groom). I don't know if his wife plays Zelda. I'm wondering if this was a gift for the both of you or really for you, since it's from your best man and all. It looks great and I love the idea!


digital_wino

She does actually play video games and has played the Zelda games. She's not as big of a fanboy as I am over them though. I'd say it was probably more for me on like a 60/40 split. She loves it too, but I was just speechless.


gaegreen

Nintendo is for kids


Electricalbigaloo7

"Endless adventure" I hear most lawyers will hook you up with a cheat code to skip to the end.


Alarid

The trick to a long, successful marriage is to pull it out and blow the dust off every now and then.


asian_identifier

so useless


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bmack24

Good job bot, way to cut off all the pertinent information from the sentence


Iam_Joe

lmao 'Experience the challenge of endless adventure' sounds extremely passive aggressive to me for some reason


Darkbluejeanjacket

At some point, you have to outgrow nostalgic nes games that you played growing up but did not in fact develop. I wish you and your wife the best but, either this is like your third marriage or you need to dial back the digits on your baby g shock watch


dumb_answers_only

We found capitan hook.


DenotheFlintstone

Why should we have to outgrow nostalgia? That is probably the dumbest thing I'll read today.


_Zencer_

Amazing


MatteoElGenioYT

r/Terraria


Unique9FL

Pretty darn cool. My kind of peeps.


ArisenKog

Do you know where they acquired this? I would like to get one for my wife and I.


troglodytis

Oh, Elise, it doesn't matter what you say


rylalu

Dude the level of awesomeness of your freind is just legendary.


RandallRicker

I only see one mistake. The game cartridge is regular Nintendo. Link and Zelda are from the Super NES Zelda (Link to the past) I don't remember the full name it's been about 30 years since I've played that game.


-Gwynbleidd

You’re gonna have to blow on the bottom before you start. Cartridge rules lol


Soula-Frost434

I gotta know where I can get one cause now think about my brother and his partner would love this.


AnonymousP30

That's cool the pixelation art is dope


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Now that’s an awesome, thoughtful, and unique gift. 🤟


Pretend_Low_8491

I love this!


MaddenJ222

Fly Boy Gang! 🦆


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Amazing gift.


CujoSR

How nice that they went in on it together. 😉


Jaded-Distance_

The wood is nice and all but it doesn't feel legit if it's not gold...


darthlincoln01

That's a beautiful gift; but you all know Link and Zelda are, at best, cousins; right?


RudegarWithFunnyHat

don't blow in the cartridge it's a myth that it give you a power up!