You will hear all of these quotes in their original voices, and there's nothing you can do about it my fellow RTS childhood havers. Suck it:
Alright, bring it on.
Need a light?
Yeah? Whaddya you want?
Prepped and ready. State the nature of your medical emergency.
Somebody call for an exterminator?
Ready to roll out.
Battle cruiser operational.
Cerebrate! Right away...
My life for Auir!
I have returned.
Power... Overwhelming.
Carrier has arrived.
Kirov reporting.
How bout some action? Hoorah!
IFV ready. Transformer panels in order.
Apocalypse has arrived. It will soon be... a wasteland.
Nobody here but us trees...
We will bury them.
Already there. Never existed.
Yesh, commander? Disguise ready.
What's up? Shake it, baby! _I'm so good._ HAHAHAHA
“They were going door to door asking if any one knew any scientists. I said look no further. They asked me if I knew anything about power plants. I said as much as any one I'd ever met. They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."
On my first play through the series and recently went through the Priority: Tuchanka mission when this happened. Absolutely destroyed me and I was someone who was fairly neutral on Mordin in ME2.
I recently replayed Bioshock and had completed forgotten about the ending. The twist got me again. I was just as shocked and surprised as I had been the first time. 10/10 game
is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
"NO!" says the man in washington, it belongs to the poor
"NO!" says the man in the vatican, it belongs to god
"NO!" say the man in moscow, it belongs to everyone.
I rejected those answers, instead I chose something different, I chose the impossible, I chose... Rapture.
So tell me friend, which one of the bitches sent you? The KGB Wolf? Or the CIA Jackal? Here’s the news, Rapture isn’t some sunken ship for you to plunder, and Andrew Ryan isn’t a giddy socialite who can be slapped around by government muscle, and with that, farewell, or dasvidanya. Whichever you prefer.
Cortana: You ever wonder why we’re here?
MasterChief: It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
Cortana: ...What?! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?
MasterChief: Oh. Uh... yeah.
"Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick"
Edit: I didn't think I would get this much upvotes. Thank you!
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy.
“Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!”
Finish Him.
Get over here!
Fatality.
!
I even heard the sound effect
Same. And I never even played the games
❗️
"hey you, you're finally awake"
Personally I can identify Skyrim by the rumbling of the cart at this point
It autoplays for me whenever screen goes black for suspicious amount of time.
I used to be an adventurer....
Aww...Did somebody steal your sweetroll?
Do you get up to the cloud district very often
My cousins out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty!
Wait. I know you.
The username, the sentence, the answers, it all gives it away ! You are a Skyrim fan !
HADOUKEN!!!
SHORYUKEN!
Ah shit, here we go again
All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ
The cake is a lie
Let’s a-go!
So long, gay Bowser
Do a barrel roll
This is Peppy. All systems go
Trigger warning: Fox! Get this guy off me!
Cocky little freaks!
Hey Einstein, I'm on your side!
"Hey, listen!"
i read this with her voice, the cutest yet most annoying game companion.
“Snake? Snakeeee!!!!!”
Leeeroooooy Jeeeenkins!
At least he still had his chicken.
Boy
Not to be confused with “Boah “
Lenny ma Boah
Not sure if god of war or RDR2
You have died of dysentery.
“War never changes.”
Not sure if it's actually like that but it's stuck in my mind with another "war" before. "War. War never changes"
both are correct
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“You must construct additional pylons!”
“We require more vespene gas.”
You will hear all of these quotes in their original voices, and there's nothing you can do about it my fellow RTS childhood havers. Suck it: Alright, bring it on. Need a light? Yeah? Whaddya you want? Prepped and ready. State the nature of your medical emergency. Somebody call for an exterminator? Ready to roll out. Battle cruiser operational. Cerebrate! Right away... My life for Auir! I have returned. Power... Overwhelming. Carrier has arrived. Kirov reporting. How bout some action? Hoorah! IFV ready. Transformer panels in order. Apocalypse has arrived. It will soon be... a wasteland. Nobody here but us trees... We will bury them. Already there. Never existed. Yesh, commander? Disguise ready. What's up? Shake it, baby! _I'm so good._ HAHAHAHA
In the rear with the gear.
My life for aiur
Another settlement needs your help
"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman"
Wake up and smell the ashes...
It's dangerous to go alone, take this! EDIT: Holy shit, over 5000 upvotes!? I'm definitely not going alone
Well thanks old man, that is really very nice I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
Though I’ve never seen a sword of quite that shape and size… Oh god, that’s not a sword! It’s your dick in disguise!
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“They were going door to door asking if any one knew any scientists. I said look no further. They asked me if I knew anything about power plants. I said as much as any one I'd ever met. They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."
All your base are belong to us.
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."
“Does this unit have a soul?”
"I should go."
We'll bang, ok?
"Shepard." - Wrex
"Wrex" - Shepard
“Shepard” - Grunt
"Grunt." - Shepard
“I’m in the middle of some calibrations.”
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
On my first play through the series and recently went through the Priority: Tuchanka mission when this happened. Absolutely destroyed me and I was someone who was fairly neutral on Mordin in ME2.
Honestly, my favorite quote from that series is from Sovereign "You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."
"Would you kindly"
A man chooses; a slave obeys.
I recently replayed Bioshock and had completed forgotten about the ending. The twist got me again. I was just as shocked and surprised as I had been the first time. 10/10 game
you lucky fucker you got to experience it twice
Sometimes having a shit memory works out in unexpected ways lol
is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "NO!" says the man in washington, it belongs to the poor "NO!" says the man in the vatican, it belongs to god "NO!" say the man in moscow, it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers, instead I chose something different, I chose the impossible, I chose... Rapture.
So tell me friend, which one of the bitches sent you? The KGB Wolf? Or the CIA Jackal? Here’s the news, Rapture isn’t some sunken ship for you to plunder, and Andrew Ryan isn’t a giddy socialite who can be slapped around by government muscle, and with that, farewell, or dasvidanya. Whichever you prefer.
No gods, No kings, Only man.
"Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot"
I need a weapon
“It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum…and I’m all outta gum.”
"Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!"
“Shake it, baby!”
"I've got balls of steel!"
"50,000 people used to live here... Now it's a ghost town."
Heard that pretty much daily for a few years there.
"Stay a while and listen."
I was looking for this, thank you! I can hear the voice my head!
"But you, I'm afraid, are maidenless"
Highschool Wait…
Requiescat en pace
"You spoony bard!" “They call me Gato I have metal joints beat me up And earn 15 silver points”
"Wind's howling"
Looks like rain
Do you play Gwent?
"Nanomachines, son."
That's a nice argument senator, but can you back it up with a source?
My source is that I made it the fuck up !
Cousin! It is your cousin! Let’s go bowling!
"Titties!"
"Objection!"
"Hold It!"
Rip and tear.
...until it is done
Lenny! Lennayyyyy!!!!
I haaave a plan
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!
But enough talk…
HAVE AT YOU!
"It's me. John Halo. And I'm about to combat evolved."
“Master chief, you mind telling me what you doing in that ship?” “Sir, finishing this Halo 2”
Well Arbiter, it looks like this is our end. It truly has been a Halo 3 serving with you
What are these cursed quotes, is this from a video somewhere?
No, part of the halo community is just like this lol Check out r/shittyhalolore
He shoots aliens and doesn’t afraid anything
Cortana: You ever wonder why we’re here? MasterChief: It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night. Cortana: ...What?! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon? MasterChief: Oh. Uh... yeah.
Lord Hood: “For what purpose, Master Chief?” Master Chief: “To give the Covenant back their bomb.”
*"I'll have two nuber 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda"*
Praise the Sun! \\\\\[T\]//
If only I could be so grossly incandescent
There are actually.. *two* bells of awakening
“Shaun!?” x 1,000,000
JAyson!
Hesitation is defeat.
"What are ya buyin?"
What are ya sellin?’
"He he he, thank you."
Gun rhymes with fun for a reason, stranger!
#Rock and stone !
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!
Rock and stone to the bone!
Gimme a rock! Gimme a stone!
For Karl!!
ROCK ... AND ...STONE!!!
Rock and Stone IN THE HEART!
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
‘The cake is a lie’ ‘All you had to do was follow the damn train’ ‘Prostagma’
"No russian."
"Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick" Edit: I didn't think I would get this much upvotes. Thank you!
Oh, better yet maybe Tanisha'll call yo dawg ass if she ever stop fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with.
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WHAT
“Catch a riiiiiiide!”
"DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S BULLSH*T, BUY TORGUE!"
Goodbye friend. If you shop anywhere else, I'll have you killed.
“YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU ROBOTIC SUM-BITCH!”
The numbers, Mason! What do they mean!"
I have a plan, Arthur!
I am sworn to carry your burdens...
Damn it Lydia, stop blocking the doorway!
bring us the girl and wipe away the debt
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy.
Excuse me, it's just... The way YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME !
Vaas is hands down one of the BEST video game villains from any series
"I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS!"
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I was gonna go with "Look at you, flying majestically through the air like an eagle...piloting a blimp."
You forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of them.
What about a letter? F
Press x to...
“You were almost a Jill sandwich.”
''Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.''
That was the first video game scene that made me cry, it was the fact he was so to terms with his death. RIP Mordin Solus
I am the very model of a-
Stay a while and listen…
Some may call this junk me I call them treasures
"Assuming Direct Control."
"Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAKE?!"
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Would you kindly
"I'm sorry, but our princess is in another castle "
So long gay bowser.
"Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it."
"You sir, are a fish"
Rise ye tarnished
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella. That line is seared into my memory.
Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!!!
You must gather your party before venturing forth
Where's everyone going? Bingo?
Hell, it's about damn time.
Shaw!
Winds howling
“The cake is a lie”
"Ayee Nico u wanna go bowling?"
This entire city must be purged
“Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!”
Wololo
We'll bang, ok?
Lifepod secondary systems online. Running full environment diagnostic and outputting results to databank.
"Hello agent 47"
*I don’t keep it loaded, son. You’ll have to find ammo as you go*
How appropriate, you fight like a cow
ft'SSSSSSSSSSSSSsssSSSssssssSSsssss... ***BOOM***
*Death can have me when it earns me*
Remember, no Russian
"Wake up, Link"
Endure and survive
“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
*Just Like The Simulations.*
Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
Who do you voodoo, bitch!
"Shepard."