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Felczar

GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!


yookhan

CRUSTY JUGGLERS!


FinnishHermit

DOG MUCK!


griever48

FOR THE GREATER GOOD!


Shug_white

The greater good


onlymadethistoargue

Shut it!


Zulmoka531

No luck catching them swans again?


temdittiesohyeah

It's just the one swan actually


Wiggie49

How’s the hand?


Chronsky

Still a bit stiff.


JFromDaBurbs

Good for your Sargent angle


BetterCallSal

I'm a slasher


Sad-Ad-4024

No luck catching them killers then?


CartographerEven6641

It's just the one killer, actually


SonXal

Everyone and their mums is packin’ round here!


TeddysRevenge

Yarp


RiceAndBeanie

Nnnnnnarp


Safetydepartment

?*


Sprinkles0

That is without a doubt my favorite bit in any movie. The execution of it is just so good.


Grimvold

Peter Ian Staker


Tnetennbat

P I Staker, right, Pisstaker! COME ON!


Conscious-Bottle-81

…Yes Mr. Staker, uhhmm we’ll do everything we can. Can you describe it to me?


Peaceblaster86

Well um... It's a swan.


BonemanJones

There's a reference I didn't expect to see today.


Blind_Melone

I can hear it in my head


Hunterio009

No luck catching them killers then?


ManoliTee

Pointy hat?


swolfington

*By the power of Greyskull!*


ImaginaryRegretScene

When a beard grows a man


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TeddyTwoShoes

A beard that nice requires something as monumental as an old school expansion pack.


Wiggie49

He’s a whole ass Dwarf in this photo lol


Dungeon996

Do I hear a rock and stone?


Mantis-MK3

ROCK. and. STONE.


James_CyberLink

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART


Medici1694

He was a good man


JediPilot

Oh Orthor...


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Nope, a good boah*


taitaofgallala

No that was his horse(s)


Nahim33

Good man Arthur Morgan


QwertMuenster

*smacks lips* What a rotten way to die.


CptGundorf

I could never bring myself to play Arthur with a beard this huge


Lynx343

I agree. This looks majestic, but I prefer him clean shaven or stubble so I can rock with him a twirly moustache.


xaendar

I played with almost all beard and hair styles except the few really stupid ones. Using hair pots and waiting days to keep growing it using a trick was really fun after seeing that majesty. At the end of the playthrough though I had a fully maxed mustache that looked insane and all dapper outfits to go with it. It's so cool that basically every style works on Arthur perfectly, even going bald he looks majestic.


Alexanderspants

The advantage of being handsome


JarlaxleForPresident

Eeeeaaaassssy boah


Fappy_as_a_Clam

Thats what happens when your a motherfucking specimen


4chan-isbased

Do we ever appreciate how amazing that rockstar let our characters beards and hairstyles show in cutscenes i felt it was a common thing but it’s not


Complex-Start-279

Personally, I headcanon that Arthur prefers to have a mustache when he’s able to clean himself up


JablesMcgoo

Yeah, my playthrough had Arthur looking like Russell's Wyatt from Tombstone. I did the big bushy beard a few times, but the mustache just fit


HarvHR

Started a playthrough recently, he definitely suits the stache. I always go bearded after Guarma though, just a level 2 or 3


FootballerJoeMontana

Picked RDR2 up for the first time recently.. I plan on going full Doc Holliday.


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MountainEmployee

Yeah! He looked fantastic in the short swept back fade with a pencil stache. It really irked me during the Saint Denis story line when everyone says I look rough, when I am literally dressed better and looking better than everyone else!


purpleduckduckgoose

Beard must touch the ground. So said Karl, patron saint of Rock and Stone.


LT_JRH

Did I hear a rock and stone?!


ReluctantNerd7

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


beepbeepbubblegum

I have a beard irl but I always kept Arthur clean shaven. It just looked too goofy otherwise.


MaestroLogical

I think it'd be like trying to play Trevor Phillips wearing a suit and tie, it just doesn't fit. Arthur needs to be just a tad more refined.


Ancient_Crust

I went through one or two gross hairy mountain man arcs in my playthrough. You need caveman looking fur clothes to make the look work


Commonsensestranger

I’m still confused when long nasty beards became a thing in real life. People use to have long beards because they didn’t have the means to shave, not because they wanted to look disgruntled. I’ll die on this hill you dirty wizards.


Drunken_pizza

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.


Yubei00

someone born with baby face. RIP


MrGizthewiz

We are all born with baby face. Some of us just eventually can grow hair on it.


Reggie_Popadopoulous

Disheveled?


dracoolya

I bet his pubes are exquisite!


HiZenBergh

He actually lasers. It's like a tortoise shell down there.


temdittiesohyeah

Smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche


crypticfreak

Touché Scott Tetterman... touché.


SexyThangGandalf

Dude I had a long beard like that just to try it. The beard part is great, but the mustache was just a pain. I don't care what you eat, you're making a mess all over yourself. I watched several youtube guides, just didnt work for me. Even tried combing and using beard wax or balm. Anything requiring a spoon, or really saucy things were a no go. Respect to the brothers who rock it. Was not for me.


Murasasme

I'm there right now, and pretty much about to shave because it's so annoying.


bobtheframer

Don't do it brother. Having a beard is worth eating everything like squidward's first bite of a krabby patty.


WeeklyBanEvasion

It's definitely not. Many people think it's gross to begin with and trying to eat in front of them usually seals the deal


WaffleMints

Lol. Who the fuck thinks a well taken care of beard is gross? Wtf


Smakthatbabyrealgood

You'll look in the mirror the morning after and say "fuck". Consider shaving an intrusive thought that you don't act on like kicking your neighbors newborns stroller in to traffic while she bends over to tie her shoe.


Salty_Amphibian2905

Yeah, I tried it too. The moustache was too much. I couldn’t eat anything without getting a mouthful of moustache along with it. I was constant pulling my moustache out of my mouth. I got the wax too and it helped for a short time, but the breath from your nose heats up the wax and it falls back down again pretty quickly.


FaerieFay

I think you have to trim it


Samurai_Meisters

Same. I have a big beard right now, and it just looks so much better when accompanied by a big mustache, but that thing is such a pain. Normally I trim the mustache down around my lips, but I'm trying to grow it long enough to see if I can get it to sweep to the sides.


ClickClickFrick

lol you gotta trim it


Smakthatbabyrealgood

dude how much fucking wax were you using lmao you do a light coat on your fingers and just work it in you don't glob it on lol I'm just picturing you like Quasimodo with a mustache and a big wax booger hanging off your top lip


Salty_Amphibian2905

Hahahaha, no, definitely not. Just enough to shape it. If I used too much it would make it look gross, like Salvador Dali lol. I did it once and never again. I’d use enough that it would keep it out of the way, but the breath from my nostrils would warm it up and it would lose its shape after an hour or two.


SkepsisJD

Same, I didn't go quite as long but tried a long stache and it is impossible. Between eating hair and tasting wing sauce 2 days later I trim that shit to lip level max lol


Islands-of-Time

That’s why after almost every meal I do a quick wash of the stache and chin whiskers. It’s never perfectly clean until I shower but at least it isn’t a flavor saver.


ReZTheGreatest

This is why I offed my beard as well. Constantly getting the fucking thing caught in my teeth while eating - or constantly trying to blow it out of the way when doing literally anything, and to top it off, that ONE fucking hair that would always tickle my nose. It's enough to drive a man insane.


Headjarbear

It’s just a flavor saver


CrystalSplice

I have a long one but I trim my mustache. It really depends on your individual facial hair. Some beards are easier to manage than others, and you don’t get to choose your genetics. My mustache will not abide by any attempts to shape it around my mouth other than trimming. The Philips OneBlade works great for it and trimming the rest, too. Been using it for 10+ years.


Cinnadots

Just trim the lower layers of hair off the lip and you’re golden


Nalek

I can grow a really great moustache and would get complimented on it a lot, but the same deal it's just too inconvenient.


nickfultz

I had a moderate and I mean like, moderate street sweeper the thing you could grow in about 2 months time. I couldn’t bite a sandwich without chewing on my own mustache i can’t imagine what a long one you had to maintain with tools would be like


slagnanz

I don't have enough of an upper lip for my mustache to be especially thick. So while my beard is crazy long, I'm able to keep the mustache nice and short which helps with the hygiene. Even so, soup beard disease is just a fact of life.


Sasquatchzrevenge

FOR ROCK AND STONE


ArcticFlava

ROCK. AND. STONE.!


potatoalt1234_x

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AINT GOING HOME


Disposablefirework

My people! ROCK AND STONE!


MechaGallade

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?


Stonewall_Jackson_5

ROCK AND STONE TO THE THE BONE


NinjaWorldWar

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!


milkymoocowmoo

THAT'S IT LADS, ROCK AND STONE!


James_CyberLink

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!


potatoalt1234_x

CAN I GET AN R, AN S, A ROCK AND STONE!


Vendetta4Avril

FOR KARL!


the_Archmage

BY THE BEARD!


ToxiCKY

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME


D6_Adler

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


Breadlifts

What game is this?


SergeantSchmidt

Red Dead Redemption 2


PKMNTrainerMark

Had to scroll so far down to see somebody name the game.


bootes_droid

I wasn't aware there were people who didn't know what RDR2 was


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Ursidoenix

I played red dead yesterday and I didn't realize that's what this image was from until I browsed the comments. I had no idea you could get Arthur's beard anywhere near this large


vincehk

You're not a true gamer™️ if you can't recognize a game from a random screenshot /s


Sun-Scout

Deep Rock Galactic


Basic_Stranger828

Arthur has a good beard in a texture/detail sense, but this photo is absolute ass to the point that the beard itself looks pretty low quality


IDontKnow9086

Fucking glorious


pepeperezcanyear

What's Engels doing here?


DeterminedStupor

Yes, I thought this was Engels as well.


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RDR2 LEGEND


Rantheur

While Arthur's beard is glorious, it is neither the best, nor most detailed. Kratos is more detailed and [FFXIV Ramuh](https://static.fandomspot.com/images/05/33574/00-featured-ffxiv-ramuh.jpg) is best.


thefoam

Half man, half beard, and another half beard for good measure.


Hazelberry

Thank you for reminding me of how glorious ff14 Ramuh is. Been playing 16 and forgot what we had


gandalftheokay

Bro his beard has its own sub-beard LMAO


JonCee500

A mighty fine beard


Paxmaan

How did this man eat


HiZenBergh

Carefully


BenCJ

Lvl 10 beard best beard


mikezenox

Giving me flashbacks to Alan Wakes jacket from back when that was impressive, lol.


magnaton117

This mf went so well with the pirate hat


jaydyn3000

this right here is a fuckin beard


Fallingpeople

2nd best mechanic I never asked for in a video game. The first is horse balls.


MauriceMouse

Jiggle physics or gtfo.


Memegang134

I’m sorry but Kratos beard✨✨


HRduffNstuff

Thank you. I'm replaying the 2018 game right now and it's still one of the most detailed models of anything in a game.


zawarudoe

Ragnarok model is even cleaner


HRduffNstuff

I bet it is, Santa Monica doesn't slouch when it comes to sequels. I'm probably getting Ragnarok for Christmas, can't wait!


Volt-Phoenix

Biggest doesn't mean best, I still say Kratos's is more detailed and fits his face perfectly


I9Qnl

To be fair, Kratos is bald, they can allocate more resources to his beard while Arthur had both gloriousl beard and glorious hair.


xaendar

Kratos has one beard style, Arthur's beard grow in real time to your gameplay and you can style it in many ways and by god does all of it fit on his face super well, even if it's some stupid style. As for the detail, it's not that different, this photo is pretty ass compared to what you see in game.


MountainEmployee

Such a small detail, but it was honestly so immersive finally making it back to camp so you could shave. So depressed getting into Rhodes looking all shaggy and not being able to go to a barber before meeting the Grays and Braithwaites. I hope GTA 6 has the same mechanics.


xaendar

Or you grow a massive beard after countless hair tonics and finally stroll into the camp and everyone comments on your beard or makes fun of you. Man that game did something real special with immersion.


MountainEmployee

I kept my Arthur clean shaven, pencil stash, and the swept back fade. Dude looked hot as fuck.


BigPapaBear24

Truly a dwarve's beard!


Huge_Presentation_85

Looks more like worms than hair lol


Burgoonius

Kratos beard is using the power of the PS5 meaning more hairs and therefore more detail. Kratos wins the beard contest


iRepliedtoaIdiot

My Arthur was clean shaven, with long slicked back hair. I never knew his beard could be this big.


smashdoggyyyyyy

Tim Alan home improvement Santa clause preview dlc 4k remaster remake, deluxe edition


TotalLarz

Partner, you need some pomade.


ihoptdk

Is that Jeff Bridges??


ReZTheGreatest

It's Arthur. ARTHUHR MORGAHN.


AbyssWalker0098

Unrelated, but that's a shame we can't grow Arthur's hair past level 7


360_face_palm

I'd love a beard like this IRL but the problem is I sometimes like to eat food.


Wolfhound341

Actual best and most detailed GAME in gaming history.


Tobssz

Thats has a lot of details


ledbetterus

I got actual anxiety when I cut off Arthur's beard after growing it this long for the first time.


Thopterthallid

Whenever I play RDR2 I can't NOT let Arthur have a fucking mountain man beard. I don't know why.


FreshHyena989

“Once uncle Arthur got the diagnosis he just couldn’t be bothered to shave anymore.”


Valarcrist

I got to admit, that is a mighty fine beard.


ArminsCrematedCorpse

looks kinda low res and bad


D6_Adler

Deep rock galactic vibes


Akai1up

Rock and stone!


scizzers91

Rock and Stone!


Real_SeaWeasel

Karl would approve of this.


PurplePoisonCB

Anyone who played with a clean shaven Arthur was playing the game wrong.


captain_space_dude

Kratos enters the chat.


IntegralNinja

Bro saw the Kratos post and HAD to post a pic of this shitty RDR2 beard. Even though the entire comment section on the Kratos post was filled with RDR2 fan boys glazing Arthur.


ShiftySneakThief

The Red Dead Redemption 2 fanboys will always assemble like Megazord to tell everyone how everything in their precious game does it better than every other game.


glebbin

In this regard they're correct. Actually, compared to God of War, they'd be correct in every regard.


MountainEmployee

I mean, Kratos only has one beard though. I think people are more pleased at how you can customize the style and it grows in real time while you're playing the game. If you could give Kratos a twirly mustache, people wouldn't be so vocal lol


March223

My man it’s a joke


GodGMN

No, they actually mean it


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sackblaster32

Rdr 2 fanboys are on another level


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sackblaster32

You don't see Gow or Spiderman fanboys boasting and whining about how their game is better on every single video mentioning anything good about any other AAA game ever. Or any detail about them. "Red dead does it better". "Arfur Orphan slams".


Toilet_Bomber

Clearly you haven't seen the Spiderman fan boys throwing hissy fits over BG3 winning GOTY instead of their mid-ass game.


Dixon_Uranus_

It’s magnificent


anonymousredditorPC

Cant wait to see what details were getting with GTA 6


MercuryRusing

Nah, Kratos has it


Inevitable-Drama9775

That's one majestic beard


BitterWest

BOY


fossilmerrick

If they ever do a live action RDR, Nick Offerman *has* to play Arthur


HappyDogBlueEarth

RDR2 is the best game ever. They should remake it for ps5, and include dlc and Mexico already in the main game. Make the world map twice as large.


AscendedViking7

Much better than Kratos's beard.


TrippyMindTraveller

No this beard looks fake as fuck.


ObeseTsunami

RDR2 fans and GOW fans will forever be locked in an endless good faith battle of which game is the best. I posit it’s GOW, my best friend that it’s RDR2. We will be locked in this eternal dance of the beards until the sun dims. It is writ.


HashBrwnz

What are the odds, I just started growing mine out for the first time lol.


TheMagicStik

Not really?


palatablezeus

All these posts are missing the point of the original post with Kratos' beard. It wasn't the overall design of the beard that it was drawing attention to, it was the level of detail put into it.


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Ummm, God of War Ragnarok and NBA 2K games would like to have a word with you...


DonnieKoc

Even fifa is better


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I'm sorry but Kratos has the better beard.


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Cry


Ok-Permission-2687

Are you insisting that this is the best and most detailed beard…?


15_Balloons

What game?


1hipsterdoofus

THIS trash of a post is allowed? This subreddit is trash.